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Bobblehead Sports:

I had the opportunity to see both my grandkid play basketball in the same night last week!  This is considered a ‘night on the town’ for Mimi and Papa!!  Ana dominated in her 4-year-old game making 4 of her team’s 5 baskets!  In Gustavo’s nightcap game Papa received a technical foul from his wife and daughter for being too loud!!  Both the rugrats came over the next day and presented a contract for Papa to sign agreeing to BE QUIET at their games in the future!!  If not, I must stay home and watch 48 Hours on TV!!  Contract attached:

FOS Notes:

Next Stoops Family Thanksgiving:

Fired former DC at Oklahoma, Mike Stoops is rumored to be the new linebackers coach forthe Texas Shorthorns!!  The dining room at the Stoops home will be lit up with football chatter during Thanksgiving dinner!!  OU receiver Drake Stoops and nephew of Mike will ask Uncle Mike to pass the mashed potatoes where he will accidentally on purpose drop them in Uncle’s lap!!  Legendary former Sooner coach Bob Stoops just sits at the head of the table and releases a wicked chuckle and leads the Stoop clan with a thunderous round of Boomer Sooner!!  Mike and Erin Stoops left the Thanksgiving ? function early and finished dinner at the Norman Western Sizzler in their burnt orange Texas sweaters!!  Coach Mike is also rumored to be on the shortlist to be the next defensive coordinator at NEO, Tahlequah!!  He sent his resume to NOC, Tonkawa but they have no football team!!  

Rumor Mill continued:

Rumors on the Dan Patrick Show and TMZ are HOT about Tennessee  Football!!  The assistant coaches at Tennessee handed out the money in McDonald's paper sacks as part of their recruiting spiel!!  There was nothing hidden and it was well known and expected by some Volunteers recruits!  The only difference from the Tulsa University late ’70s recruiting was the sacks for football recruits had actual McDonald Quarter pounders and fries in them!!

Where is TU All everything, Zaven Collins, playing Pro Football?

Cleveland Browns -  Baker and Zaven against the world!!  Cold weather, very plain city but they love their football!!

Kansas City Chiefs - the Chiefs need defense and linebackers specifically!!  Great barbecue city but no NBA basketball!!  No major league baseball either!  Oh wait, forgot the Royals!!  I think they are triple-A.

New Orleans Saints - Going from Hominy, Oklahoma to Bourbon street in New Orleans would be tough for most but Zaven is so grounded!!   I believe he will invite his old friend Bryan in Tulsa for Beignets and Hurricane drinks!!

Jacksonville Jaguars - Trevor Lawrence, Urban Meyer and Zaven Collins will make a great combination and a FOS Super Bowl projection for 2023!!

Miami Dolphins - Zaven has received 5 letters and notes from former Dolphins QB Dan Marino describing the Miami area as the best place to live in America!!  He also sent an autographed picture of himself and Jim Carrey in ‘Ace Ventura:  Pet Detective’!!

FOS Baseball Notes:

My Redbird’s Busch Stadium will allow 8,000 to 12,000 fans per game!!  With all the moves the Cardinals have NOT made this offseason 8,000 fans is a stretch!  Watching Matt Carpenter bat leadoff makes me long for the days of speedsters Willie McGee and Vince Coleman!!

FOS Big Dance in Indiana Projections:

Oklahoma - 90% - 7 Seed - OU coach Kruger is such a nice guy that all of Indiana wants him to play at their school facility!!

Oklahoma State - 92% - 8 seed if pardoned by Biden for NCAA violations 10 years ago!  WTF!  F=frick

Arkansas - 70% - 9 seed play in game!  The Razorback fans have gone hog wild over their basketball!!

Tulsa - 40% - second last 4 not to get in the NCAA Tourney!!  B in T projecting Tulsa to be 2 seed in the National Invitational Tournament in Fargo, North Dakota!

Oral Roberts - 50%- finally beats the large sycamore trees of the Dakotas and wins the postseason tournament!  Automatic bid and Hallelujah!!  The Prayer Tower works!!

FOS College Basketball Picks:

Big 12 - SEC Challenge:

Oklahoma 70 Alabama 65

The Sooners can beat the Tide basketball team but in football, the Sooners are a punching bag for the Tide!!  The Sooners are Grump Saban's biiooootch!!  Sooner coach Lon Kruger is the most delightful man in the history of college basketball coaches!!  On senior day he brought monogrammed tissues for each senior mom who balled!!  Ok, well, OU defeated the Tide with a barrage of 3s in the second half!!  Look out for these two teams in the big dance!!  

Oklahoma State 84 Arkansas 79

Hog’s coach Eric Musselman and Poke’s coach Eric Boynton are a couple of B in T‘s fav coaches!!  I like the way they handle themselves in public!  Each are eloquent and passionate at their craft!!  

Tennessee 74 Kansas 68

Kansas continues to play it’s NCAA seed into the play-in game at a high school somewhere in Indiana!!  Coach Self is good friends with Tennessee coach Rick Barnes from their Big 12 days!!  Both of the coaches decided to take their wives and attend dinner at Calhoun’s by the River!!  THE hot spot in Knoxville!!  Coach Barnes accepted the tab due to coach Self’s Jayhawk credit card is frozen by the NCAA investigations!!

Illinois 78 Iowa 77

Iowa's Luka Garza is destined to be the OKC Thunder’s next Steven Adams but with a nice shooting touch!!  The Illini Kofi Cockburn can score in bunches and he lit the Hawkeyes up for 24 and 11 rebounds. 

Tulsa 68 at East Carolina 61

Big game for the Hurricane who has been off for 2 weeks due to Coronavirus by their opponents!  Tulsa’s Brandon Rachel went crazy and scored 32 of TU’s 68 points with 8 rebounds, 4 assists, and 4 steals!!  Giant cardboard cutouts of Jerry Ososki and his stud son, Owen who just signed with Tulsa had to be placed on the second level so other cardboard fans could see!!  The Ostroski cardboard family travels with the basketball team as cardboard security!!  True shat!  Wikipedia it!!

Have a great sports week!

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FOS Bobblehead - 

I went to the old Thorton Y to watch my Grandson Gus play basketball!!  The last soccer game I attended was in Jenks and I was the only shat head with a mask! Seems to be a lot of Trumpers in Jenks!  But at the Y the masks were flowing!!  I knew we were in trouble when a so-called 6-year-old on the other team could touch the rim without jumping!!  I told Gus to trip him but there was no need since the young man was very clumsy!!  The coaches on Gussy’s team know how to draft mom talent but not so sure about 6-year-old talent!!  Hahaha! When I was young with kids (75 years ago, give or take a decade) and was drafting players in the first few rounds we would always go for player talent and in the final rounds go for mom talent!!  Gussy’s team mom talent will have Papa back to the Thornton Y again.  Just sayin!

FOS Bowl Stuff-

The Sooners could name their score last week against the H.R. Puffnstuf Florida Gators!!Pregame smack chat from the Florida blow hards caused them an even larger beat down from Oklahoma!!  Florida coach Dan Mullin was constantly making excuses for not having all of his players there!!  We all know that his team gave up on him the more he flapped his gums!!  Can you say Sooners ranked preseason number 1???  I know you CAN!!

Approximately 7,000 fans showed up for the Lockheed Armed Forces Bowl for a fight and a football game broke out!!  I am very disappointed in my Hurricane for passing up on removing some Mississippi State helmets and cold-cocking the mother chickens!  Not a great way to end a tremendous season but TU fans can now wear their TU gear with pride!!  Ready for next year and hope a lot of players are coming back!!

In B in T Dreamworld:  At the end of the TU game and my ‘Cane were down by 2 and were attempting an onside kick I had a vision!!  The vision had a puff of smoke coming from the TU bench and out of it came a 6’11” 305 pound super hero Zaven Collins and scoop the onside kick and flew to a touchdown!!  My vision came back to reality when Mrs B in T woke me because I was talking in my sleep and drooling on the bed!!  A dream, dang!!  Good luck Zaven!

Oklahoma State’s freshman wideout from Bixby, Brennan Presley caught 6 passes for 144 yards and 3 touchdowns!!  Presley caught 1 pass all year but showed why 2021 will be a breakout year for the young man!!  His younger brother Braylon will be a senior running back at Bixby high next year and possibly a top 10 prospect in all of America next year!!

Despite Coach Herman coming back and Sam Ellinger leaving, QB Casey Thompson from Oklahoma City looks to be a better choice than a sixth year for Ellinger!  He tossed 3 touchdown passes and ran for another when Ellinger was talking to agents with his pads off in the second half!!  Whoops, bye-bye Texas Coach Herman good luck coaching the Midland, Texas Bulldogs high school secondary!!

FOS Ghost Writer:

EARTH SHATTERING SPECIAL UPDATE

 

BREAKING NEWS… 

 

How to increase readership… cover TU football and give away Cannabis gift cards for each
new subscription!!

BREAKING NEWS: The University of Tulsa Golden Hurricane fight to the end, and beyond, in a losing effort.  Let’s just hope, in 2021, the Armed Forced Insurance Bowl isn’t bankrupt due to Liability –2020.  Did I see Lee S.(only 3rd string left-handed QB in TU history) throwing haymakers in the stands at a cardboard vendor? I’m thinking Phil B. needs boxers for 2021. Where’s a PGA Pro when you need one?

 

In other December 31, 2020 breaking news, Canada opened for NHL business, with provincial approval, of course.  With that, only 1 team has signed up so far!!  Suck it up friends to the NORTH!

 

Big 10 vaccinates protocols so starters can start. 

 

NBA Sensoring staff and players 

 

Browns close the facility due to bad Baker Mayfield Progressive commercials!!  Not

coronavirus as originally reported!

 

Falcons close facility. Going to Kansas City!!

 

California hit by big Newsomomie.

 

Jets to Jersey.

 

Rose Bowl to Texas, (along with HP, Oracle and Tesla)!!  Hehehe

 

What is the Harris/Biden playbook?

 

Mahomie is going to get 5-8 inches on the rocks!

 

Hurry up January 20th. I need a new punching bag!!!

 

HAPPY OLD YEAR!!!!

 

 

FOS Bowl Championship Pick:

Jan 11th College Football Championship:

CFP National Championship at Raymond James Stadium in Tampa!!

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Ohio State 48 Alabama 45

I know, upset special blah, blah, blah, but I hope for once seeing Grumpy Saban not get a

clear glass National Championship Trophy football would mean that things are perking up in 2021!!!  Last week Alabama RB Najee Harris leaped over an entire Notre Dame player like an Equestrian horse showjumping!!  Najee tried the same move against the Buckeyes and when he leaped over one defender he landed on a Buckeye linebacker and was swallowed whole!!  True story, check Wikipedia, really why is this stuff called Faked Out Sports!?  Justin Fields or Trevor Lawrence, Beyonce or Shakira, Tomato ?r TomAto, Trumper or Mumbles, Mercedes with a red bow or a Beemer with a red bow, OK you get the point!  Mr. Fields upped his draft cajones quite a bit after his last two games!!  Ohio State and former Oklahoma running back Trey Sermon is STILL running over Tide defensive backs!!  

FOS College Basketball Picks:

ORU 77 North Dakota 53

North Dakota’s Fighting Hawks were still thawing from there flight in a small aircraft out of Grand Forks, North Dakota!!  Max Ambas and Kevin Obanon scored 24 and 21 points respectively while the Fighting Hawks had little answer for ORU’s athleticism and length!!

Kansas 87 Oklahoma 78

The Jayhawks are talented and with Christian Braun chipping in 21 points off the bench were in control throughout!!  Sooner Brady Manic who looks like Larry Bird’s son had 19 points and 11 rebounds!!  Larry Birds' cutout picture was in section B row 33!!  Verrrrrry Interesting!!

West Virginia 79 Texas 72

Both teams are top 20 in the new NET college basketball ? rankings!!  Shaka Smart of Texas against Bobby Huggins of West Virginia will combat basketball wits, with Coach Huggins winning!!  Coach Huggins is also on a brown bean diet and is looking fit!!

*********Upset Special*********

Texas A&M 68 Tennessee 66

The Aggies upset number 14 Tennessee in front of numerous cardboard cutouts of boosters who look high or drunk!!  A cardboard cutout of A&M canine mascot Reveille took a cardboard leak on Tennessee coach Rick Barnes!!

Oklahoma State 77 at Kansas State 72

Oklahoma State stud Cade Cunningham is looking good to be the Thunders top pick in 2021!!

Tulsa 71 UCF 60

Tulsa Senior Brandon Rachel put his game in high gear the last 10 minutes!! during that timehe scored 14 of his 20 points and solidified the win for Tulsa!  Three of us old fart TU alums decided to watch the TU game at our old TU hang out ‘The Tap Room’!!  Of course, we came to our senses and realized the TR closed 30 years ago!!  Then we thought we would watch the game at a new place called Club Majestic!!  Very friendly folks but only one 32” TV!!

Arkansas 68 Georgia 64

The Razorbacks went 8-0 against teams that would be competitive in the Baptist Church League!!  The Hogs road win against Auburn was enough to place them eek them into the AP Poll at 25th!!

FOS NFL Playoff Picks:

AFC

Pittsburg 34 Cleveland 27

A brawl broke out similar to the Mason Rudolph vs. Myles Garrett in 2020!  Cleveland kicker Cody Parky took his helmet off and started beating Pittsburg all pro-defensive end T.J. Watt on the head after a late hit by Watt on the crazed kicker!!  Kicker Parkey’s helmet was shredded by Watt’s cranium and both players were given sideline warnings for making both team players bust a gut laughing!!  True stuff!!  Also during the game a Cleveland Browns Cheerleader was accused if taking her shoe off and striking a Steeler ball boy in the head for not getting her sparkling water!!  There must be some in the water in Pittsburg!!

Buffalo 38 Indianapolis 31

The Bills quarterback Josh Allen may be the new Sherriff in AFC town!!  His cannon-like arm has led Buffalo to one of its best years in a decade!!  Indianapolis QB Phillip Rivers had numerous playoff-less years with the San Diego Chargers.  At almost 40 years 

of age Mr Rivers can say he made the playoffs with the Colts!!

NFC

New Orleans 35 Chicago 23

Saints QB Drew Brees leads three 40ish plus signal-callers in the 2020-21 playoffs!!  Tom Brady of the Buccaneers and Phillip Rivers of the Colts are also getting AARP mail like the rest of us normal folks do!!  The Bears young pup QB Mitch Trubinsky could not hold veteran Brees’ rocking chair in this NFC bout!!  After the game the Brees family headed to Chucky Cheese and Trubinsky headed to Girls Galore!!

Tampa Bay 31 Washington 20

Buccaneers QB legend Tom Brady who is possibly the slowest man in the NFL ? and Washington’s Alex Smith who's leg is attached by ligaments and skin after 18 surgeries scrambled for -12 yards not including sacks in this NFC Playoff game!!  

Have a great sports week!!

Faked Out Sports / Bryan in Tulsa