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USC coach Lincoln Riley's 8 million dollar home is having a 1.5 million dollar home improvement project to add mirrors for his man cave!!

As you can see Muleshoe needs mirrors!

Bryan in Tulsa

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Bixby Blue 1st Grade 14

Sand Springs Black 1st Grade 12

Great game with no injuries except for Mr. Cheese!!

Even if TMZ/B in T did capture a picture before the cheese ball incident the party was delightful!!

Friday night's pregame dinner was at Chuck E. Cheese ? where a Bixby player, who will remain nameless, kicked Mr. Cheese in the cheese balls by accident!

Mr. Cheese, after the cheese ball incident was dancing the night away with the team and siblings!!  All was good and Mr. Cheese signed autographs for the kids while holding an ice pack!!

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B in T Rants:

If the most underachieving coach in the history of mankind, Texas A&M’s Jumbo Fisher, is fired today he will be owed a 77 million dollar buyout by the Donna, Howard, Kristen and Crispen family limited but unlimited Texas A&M doner trust!!  If he is released next year he will be given the college coaching Houdini Award for coming back to life to coach again at Oklahoma State in 2025??!!

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B in T College Football Picks:

Week 8 Venables Guest Get Coach:

Michael Meyers

Off-week Get Back coaches are still a must!!!  His knife (with blood dripping) says ‘Get Back’!

Alabama 38 Arkansas 30

The Tide almost forgot to roll, and you cannot call the Hogs in Alabama’s Brian Dennehy stadium!!  After the Tide was smoked by the rebuffed Longhorns, coach Frumpy Saban put the team on secret double probation a la ANIMAL HOUSE! 

Oklahoma State 34 Kansas 31

The Three Amigos QBs for State make coach Gundy look like a mad scientist!!  

Former Texas Tech QB Alan Bowman is the senior citizen at 24 and makes sure the younger Amigos are tucked in nighty night after each series!  Bowman will start and throw 2 touchdowns and run for one to win a crucial game for the Cowboys!  Gunnar Gundy is 20 the son of the OSU head coach Mad Scientist and is a strong dink and dunk passer!!  And the third Amigo is Garret Rangel a 19-year-old Sophomore who is very heady and reminds you of a young Mike Gundy back in the day!!  Finally, the main Gundy who stirs the pot is Momma Gundy who cracks the whip with her strong right arm!!  

Tennessee 31 Texas A&M 30

The Aggies are seemingly looking for a new head coach before they fire the current Jumbo Fisher!!  An interview with USC Lincoln Riley and the Board of Trustees was interrupted by a phone call from Dallas owner Jerry Jones who will buy out the Jumbo Fisher contract and the Lincoln Riley contract and hire both for the Dallas Cowboys!!  Great move Jerry!

Kansas State 31 at Texas Tech 20

Coach Kleiman is attempting to get a 6th year of eligibility for QB Will Howard!!  

Many folks say his parents use a bowl to cut his hair!!  STILL!!

Cincinnati 31 Iowa State 27

My good friend Kevin H. from Des Moines, Iowa via Tulsa, OK, via Northern Iowa, and via Cedar Falls, Iowa, kept transferring to a school that would accept his football talents and his Shroom problems!!  And his ego issues!!  BTW Kevin H., the Clones will not let a senior citizen play college football!  Hehehe!

                Kevin H.?

Notre Dame 38 USC 35

Notre Dame QB Hartman passed USC QB Caleb Williams for the Heisman lead after a last-minute touchdown to TE Mitchel Evans to beat the Jenks Trojans!!  Excuse me, the USC Trojans!!

Colorado 35 Stanford 17

The Colorado live Buffalo Ralphie hiked and dookied all over the Stanford Tree!!  The Sanders father/son combo continued to cry about the whole world hating them while at the same time kicking every ones arse!!  Wah wah wah!  Hand the poor Sanders a wah-wah crying wag!!  Now we know why the Colorado Buffalo Cheerleaders no longer follow Ralphie the pooping Bison ? onto the football field!!

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B in T High School Picks:

Where is Pumpkin Man and his special brownies this week?

On the west side of the Arkansas River is perhaps the coolest Octoberfest festival (actually rated 5th nationally) in America!)  THE TULSA OCTOBERFEST!!  Believe it or not the famous Pumpkin Man HAS NEVER made an appearance there!!  Well guess what German warm beer breath, he has now!!  The Man of Pumpkin was seen handing out spiked chocolate Jaeger shots (ewwwwwwww) to thousands of unsuspecting Tulsa Octoberfest participants!!  

*NOW* The Tulsa Octoberfest is expected to be ranked number 1 in the 2024 Octoberfest national rankings!!

Bishop Kelly 28 at Pryor 16

Bishop Kelleys DE Anthony Ibarra is one of 3 Comet defensive ends that can play on any high school in America!!  Bill Knight Ford is player of the week!! Anthony Ibarra!

Bixby 63 at Broken Arrow 23

****Taylor Swift Sighting*****

Loren Montgomery's wife’s beautician is also Taylor Swift’s!

Boogie Thurmond  is also a number of Hollywood stars beauticians!! Swift's swifties and numerous stars were at the Broken Arrow stadium to watch Taylor and Loren’s beautician!!

    Celebs in BA, Oklahoma

When a 6A team gets within 40 points of the Spartans a Saturday morning parade will ensue!!  Tough year for BA, but they will be back and badder!!

Hennessey 45 Blackwell 12

The Hens from Hennessey demolished Blackwell, as numerous deer hunters headed for their stands early to get that perfect shot!!  

BTW 52 Grant 0

The Booker T Hornets drill team and dance squad coupled with the powerful Hornet football team makes for a great duo of team spirit at the high school level!!

Carl Albert 49 Bishop McGinnis 22

The most stacked high school team NOT NAMED IMG FROM BOCA ROTAN, FLORIDA dominates the best Catholic team in the state of Oklahoma!!

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Football Robots from Florida!

Verdigris 26 at Cascia Hall 23

A Cardinal is not likely to defeat a Commando from Tulsa but go with it!!  Commandos are sleek military Seal Team armadas that can go to Mars to protect US soil!!  And surely stop a Cardinal, but not the case here!!  

Choctaw 49 Northwest Classen Knights 6

Choctaw’s freshman team is a 6-point favorite over the Knights JV!! 

Will Rogers 37 Hale 6

The Ropers have a number of senior players who could not make the Saturday morning game due to ACT testing!!  How times have changed since the 70s!!  So how are ACT scores categorized?  This is a topic that will never, ever be covered again in a B in T blog!!  Here goes!!  As of August of 2023, a 28 ACT score means you've scored better than 89% of students, and a 30 means you've scored better than 93% of them!  Anything 34 or above score is in the 99th percentile—a truly phenomenal individual!!  Rogers still dominated Hale without their senior class playing this Saturday!!  Cheers!

Will Rogers College High School OF ROCK!!

Holland Hall 36 Central 20

Since the Dutch started playing Oklahoma (OSSAA) schools 4 years ago the Holland Hall football team has learned several new football terms such as:  ‘ kiss off dude’, ‘you are an em-effer’, and ‘Have you met the Pumpkin Man,’?  

Holland Hall’s old private school league in Texas offers sideline misters and heated seats for the players!!  Each Houston player has their own doctor and training staff, and of course, each visitor locker room has its own team colors!

Welcome to Real Oklahoma 

H.S. football !!

O S S A A!!

Jenks 44 Moore 14

Jenks RB Kaydin Owens has more gears than a Formula 1 racer!!  His dad is Kejuan  Jones of Jenks and OU Sooner greatness!!  He did pass his talents and gears to his son, the current Jones sophomore running back and safety!!  Against Moore, Kaydin had 13 rushes for 172 yards and two touchdowns!!  Several college scouts have the young Jones as a 3-star with offers starting to bubble up for the 10th grader!!

Dad Jones is in the 

house 20 years ago!!

Kiefer 48 at Kansas 34

Kiefer Freshman Titus Bell who just turned 14 has just recently was not allowed to watch the premier of The Exorcist - Believer- for Halloween ?!   The team decided instead to attend a Thursday night pregame Casper (1995 original) at the Dollar Seventy-Five Theatre!  Good safe clean movie but some of the younger players did cover their eyes when cuddly, lovable Casper appeared!!

Owasso 66 Yukon 12

The ‘D’ at Owasso is led by Coach Antonio Graham who once took a nose guard twice his size and bench-pressed him 30 times to prove a point!!  Not sure what the point was but it was proven by Coach G!! 

What in the heck is a Miller?  

The creation of the Miller Man

in 1930 by the Yukon Public Schools honored the local industry and changed the school mascot from the Yukon Panthers to the Yukon Millers!!  Many visiting teams thought that the Millers were the small moths commonly found in sacks of flour!!  They still do!!  The Millers of the flour mills were often confused with miller bugs and Miller Light beer!!

The Graham-led Ram defense showed no mercy!!  

Tonkawa 34 at Morrison 22

Tonkawa’s sophomore studs are starting to take charge as key players for the future!!  Mrs. B in Ts Cousin Kelly and her better half Charlie, are constantly feeding the sophomore boys pecan pie, steak, bacon, sausage, and other select items to beef up the younger Buccaneers!!  

B in T Pro Picks:

Chiefs 140 Broncos  0

Go figure 140??  Ok….here is how ya figure it, simple shat:

*The Broncs lost to the Dolphins by scoring 70 points!  The Chiefs are twice as good as the Dolphins according to my friends in Chief Nation thus 70 X 2 = 140!!

*The remaining Bronc offensive players quit while Russell Wilson is still QBing the O in Denver——  thus giving you 0 points!!

B in T Tulsa University GPA 2.33; Quantitative Analysis Grade 4.25- True Shat!!   JK!

Texans 35 Saints 27

C J Stroud throws for 3 touchdowns and runs for 1 TD, while Saints QB Jameis Winston, who still insists he did not steal crab legs from a Publix grocer in college, threw for 2 TDs and 2 interceptions!!

Buccaneers 33 Lions 31

QB Baker Mayfield and wide-out Mike Evans have become best buds on and off the field!!  The duo hooked up for 2 TDs in the 4th quarter to overtake the Lions!!  Baker and Mike double-dated that night at Western Sizzlin, in Detroit!!

Chargers 31 Cowboys 21 

The Cowboys' Defensive coordinator was fired by the head Coach, the HC was fired by the GM, the GM was fired by the owner Jerry Jones and Jerry then fired himself!!  Dilly Dilly bitches!!

Have a great sports week!

Bryan in Tulsa

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B in T/TMZ names being volleyed around to replace Michigan State's exiled coach:  

Urban Meyer - FoxSports - according to FoxKids lead reporter - Pinky Scooptheif-  has stated that Urban will interview today with the Startan brass!!

Lincoln Riley- HC USC - Coach Riley is mentioned for every job this side of Mars University!  East Lansing city ordinances do not allow skinny jeans or Lululemon undies to be worn by state employees!!  Google it!!!Please!!

Loren Montgomery- HC Bixby -  possibly the predecessor for the ‘Bama Saban HC tree, but has said he will take the Michigan State HC job if the money is right!!  True that bro!!

Barry Switzer - Currently relaxing in Mathis Brothers Crimson and Cream Electric Recliner, with scotch on the rocks and a Busch Light!!  Barry will accept the Spartan position if he does not have to move from his Matthis Brother’s recliner!!

Chris Linder- HC Bixby 1st Grade Blue - waiting for Bixby HC position……Chris is really eyeing the Bixby girl's B-ball position but will take the helm of the Spartan downtrodden Football program if offered!

Bob Stoops - Rolling Rock Tequilla - Northeast guy and would fit in well in East Lansing!

Mark Stoops- Kentucky HC- the hottest Stoops in America!!  

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THE BEST HIGH SCHOOL HELMETS!!

Yuma, Arizona have the "Yuma Criminals"!!  That one threw me till I realized Yuma had a territorial prison in the 1800s and now has a state prison or maybe the way the football team plays like a Smooth Criminal!!  

New Berlin, Illinois have "The Pretzels" OK,- Berlin- Germany- Pretzels...I get it!!

**Note the Pretzel art detail

that goes into each helmet!**

Poca, West Virginia have "The West Virginia Poca Dots"!!  Their colors are Red and Grey and their cheerleaders wear Poca Dots!!  Yes, their uniform is a bright fuchsia Pink with Half Dolor-sized white Dots and I hear they're good!!  Their cheerleaders go to national competitions!!

*Now that brings us to TEXAS:  With 110-degree heat almost 2 weeks ago, I didn't know it could get that cold in the Lone Star State but Frost, Texashas "The Polar Bears" fo sho! 

and Winters, Texas has "The Blizzards"!!  Maybe they're just trying to get free DQ treats!!

But the best is Mesquite, Texas where Mesquite High School is known as "The Skeeters!!

Bryan in Tulsa

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Bobblehead Sports:

Bixby 1st Grade Blue 18 -

Claremore Sequoyah Blue 1st Grade  0

Pictured below Coaching staff: 

*Tall gentleman in the middle is head Coach Chris, calls O plays and threatens players with no team treats for bad plays!!

*Not tall gentleman on the left is the Getback coach (keeps HC Chris off the field) and also special teams coach 

*Second Gentleman from left is the Defensive coach and  play counter!!

*the dude with a green shirt is a portal transfer coach from Bixby Green?!?!

*Not Pictured- team GM, snack manager, parent volunteer organizer and postseason party organizer - Jessica, wife of HC Chris!!

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Halloween Barbie Nightmare on B in T Elm Street!!  FIVE B in T Grand Daughters from ages 2 to 7 dressed as Barbie for HALLOWEEN ??!?!?!?!?WTF!!!

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B in T Rants:

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B in T Haunted Houses vs. TU, OU, OSU and Arkansas  Football 2023 Records!

TULSA HURRICANE

*Haunting/Football rating-

5 Ghosts ?????

Tulsa- 2 Wins 3 Losses  - Hex House:  Tulsa has a solid start to the Halloween season but things  could get bloodier!  The HexHouse is Tulsa's only extreme haunted attraction (not intended for children)!!  HexHouse is an intense multi-element, walk-through haunted attraction themed around a dark chapter in Tulsa's haunted past!!

The real original Hex House where two young women were kept at 10 East 21st is currently the Akbar Temple parking lot!!  True Story!!  

OKLAHOMA SOONERS

*Haunting/football rating:

8 Ghosts ????????

Oklahoma 5 Wins 0 Losses McKarney Manor, Tennessee

The 2023 McKarney Manor in an in-disclosed area in Tennessee may be the most horror-filled haunted house ever created!!  There is a 40-page disclosure regarding the haunted Manor in Tennessee and must be signed in real blood!!l The Sooners could be SCARRY GOOD!!

            McKarney Manor 

OKLAHOMA STATE COWBOYS

*Haunting/football rating:

5.5 Ghosts ?????1/2

Oklahoma State 4 Wins 1 Loss

The Castle of Muskogee, has little cute spooky houses for the little kids, all the way up the blood and guts for 21 and older bloodsuckers will scare ?the beJesus out of ya!!  Just like the Oklahoma State Cowboys offense!!  B in T has visited the 45-minute drive to Muskogee for fireworks or haunted houses many times!!

      Castle of Muskogee

ARKANSAS RAZORBACKS

Haunting/football rating:

4 Ghosts ????

Arkansas - 3 Wins 2 Losses

Crescent Hotel, Eureka Springs, Arkansas

I have attended this hotel 3 times and have talked to many ghosts but none like the ghost of Gastron who haunts the third-floor room 322 and will make the bed shake if you do not tip the help!! The simple fact that I talk to the Crescent Hotel ghosts is not uncommon!!  I talk with ghosts everywhere after Jami’s special brownies!!  

B in T College Football Picks:

Friday Night College Football:

Oklahoma State 26 Kansas State 24

The offensive ingenuity of these teams brings back memories of OSU’s Jim Stanley and Kansas State’s Bill Snider!!  Fullback counter left and fullback counter right, then third down down TE waggle play for 4 yards, punt!!  A small upset as OSU QB Bowman passes for 289 yards and two TDs!!  The K State offense was in trouble when their newly designated, small Deuce Vaughn-type running back - Shorty Magruder (5’1” 121 lbs) was injured when his own offensive lineman stepped on him!!  True shat!

Super Kstate fan Colin with nephew, Shorty on left, prior to injury!

Illinois 31 Nebraska 23

Nebraska’s winged T offense has a number of coaches wondering about coach Ruhle at Nebraska!!  His offenses can be unique!!  The Illini are now considered a BIG 10 team finally, with huge linemen and 4 tight end alignments!!  Impressive and dominating!!  Nebraska is not there yet!!  Give Coach Ruhle time!!

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Week 7 - Sooner Guest Getback Coach - 

Texas Silver Spurs with Bevo

Which is a tuffer Getback Coach - Venables or Bevo???

Oklahoma 38 Texas 35

New Southeastern Conference Name for America's Best Rivalry:

-Wed Wiver Wivalry

-SEC Two New Babies Rivalry

-The House that God Built 

  Rivalry

-BEVO vs. The House on the     Prairie Rivalry 

-SEC Whipping Post Team's Rivalry

*None of these new names were chosen, so they went right back to Red River Rivalry!!!

After last year’s 49-to-nothing arse whippin‘ by Texas, I was forced by my Longhorn friends Sam and Derek to use Sooner toilet paper all year!!  This year the hyped-up Longhorns will allow the Dillon Gabriel-led Sooners to dominate the second half!!  Gabriel threw for 356 yards and 3 TDs and RB Gavin Sawchuck had 118 yards and 1 TD!!  

2022 Quinn Ewers

2022 Quinn’s Uncle Tiger

2023 New Quinn Ewers on the right!

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Arkansas 41 Ole Miss 31

Ole Miss coach Lane Kiffin was delayed at last week's Ole Miss coaches show when his makeup artist and Lane had a small skirmish just prior to the show!!  Sick!!  We must stay away from the new soap opera ‘Days of Our Lane’ and concentrate on football:  per hog Head coach Pittman!!!  The Razorback D again sucked it up with 2 goal-line stands in the 4th quarter!!

Tulsa 36 at FAU 28

Chapman Live Concert Series Schedule

Sept. 28      King Cabbage-Oklahoma’s only New Orleans brass band!!

Oct. 19       The Eli Young Band- super country western band!!

Nov. 4         Swae Lee- super tunes with Post Malone!!

Nov. 18       Trett Charles- local country western stud

A number of TU boosters went to the trendy deluxe bar and disco called Tap 42 where John Travolta once showed off his dance moves almost 50 years ago!!  This is Boca Rutan, Florida's Best Bar and Grill!!  A number of us in the Tulsa B in T party bus, partied to the wee hours of the evening!! And around 9:30 we all decided to close down the celebration to the Shoneys in Boca Raton where we had coffee and all u can eat blueberry pancakes!!  Lots of great memories as the TU offensive line wore down the Florida Atlantic team and finished with a huge road win!

Tulsa RB Jordan Ford ran over the Owls for 145 yards and 2 TDs!!  

Alabama 28 at Texas A&M 24

The Tide rolled over the Aggies thanks to a bad call by the back judge even after the review camera missed the call too!!  A number of A&M alums from the Woodlands had a secret meeting regarding the fate of Jimbo in a secret mansion with gargoyles!!

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Above is the Woodlands, Texas haunted mansion where

people with Joker masks meet to determine when Jimbo is canned!!  ????

USC 52 Arizona State 32

Southern Cals defense was at it's best against AZ State, holding the Wildcats to 499 yards total offense!!  This was the first time since So Cal defensive coordinator Grinch snuck over to the DARK SIDE (aka not OU) he had held the opponent to under 500 yards total offense!

Notre Dame 38 at Louisville 24

Any team associated with a Redbird or a Cardinal in the year 2023 should not be wagered favorably!

TCU 31 at Iowa State 30

The Clones may not be the best gamblers but their NIL deals 

are the greatest ever: 

The Iowa Pork Producers Association have signed Iowa State football players Myles Purchase, Tyler Moore, Tommy Hamann and Caleb Bacon!!

Purchase Moore Hamann & Bacon!

I seem to always pick the Clones in the close games so I am reversing my mojo of 10 wrong picks in a row!  Go Horny Toads!!  Sorry Clone Nation!!

B in T High School Picks:

Pumpkin Man was spotted at Los Cabos Riverfront!!  

A Halloween band called ‘My So-Called Band’ was playing at the outdoor venue at Los Cabos!!  Songs like ‘Monster Mash’, the theme from ‘Halloween’, and ‘She’s a Super Freak’ was bellowing out as the Pumpkin Man arrived in a canoe from the Arkansas River!!

Green-seeded brownies were distributed along with half-price Margis making the Cabos the place to be this Halloween weekend!!

Bishop Kelley 31 at Edison 22

The Comets soared past the Eagles!!

Top B in T Football Moms Contest:

Edison Moms .9871

BK Moms .9869

The moms of these two teams are top-notch, superathletes and hot!!  But the final determination of the top high school moms from midtown Tulsa -was a Moms Scholastic Bowl!!  Which was won by the Eagle Moms after a three-week cram session regarding football!!

Mom and Pop Diner - Ricardos Mexican Cantina, 5629 E. 41st Tulsa, OK and smack dab in the middle of the high school locations of Edison and Bishop Kelley!!  This locally owned diner in mid-town Tulsa has been around since my grown up kids were toddlers!!  No shat!!  There is a special room in the back part of Ricardos the size of 2 phone booths!  Enclosed with no windows, wall art from the 70s, and a door that hits the long table every time our waitress brings more chips and salsa!!  Usually B in T has, 4 adults, 3 youths, and 4 high chairs pack THE BACK ROOM AT RICARDOS!!   My family and one other family (yes we now have grandkids that have visited THE BACK ROOM AT RICARDO’S) would be extremely loud and obnoxious while throwing chips and salsa against the walls!!  The good thing about the back room at Ricardo's was no one could hear the pandemonium in THE BACK ROOM AT RICARDO’S!!  Great food and service, in fact, we may go there this weekend!!

Bixby 62 Enid 20

The Spartans sent the Plainsmen back to Sparta!!

Alva 35 at Blackwell 13

The Goldbugs of Alva out-marooned the Maroons of Blackwell!!

BTW 41 at Talequah 31  

The Hornets stung the Tigers of Tahlequah!!

Broken Arrow 48 at Westmore 24

The Tigers maimed the Jaguars!!

Kiefer 42 at Okmulgee 20

The o-line is anchored

by 6’1 245 lb junior tackle Kendall Lang, grandson of Center friend of B in T!!  A Nice NIL deal secured by Kendall and his grandmother/agent, Sheri, with locally owned Sunrise Cafe breakfast spot!!  The details are somewhat vague, but it is believed to be 25 pancakes for every pancake block the young man makes through the 2025 season!!  Plus an extra 15  pancakes for his agent grandma, Sheri!!

Carl Albert 52 Southeast 18

The Titans smacked the Spartans again!!

Cascia Hall 34 at Jay 21

The Cascia Comandos buried the Bulldogs!!

Deer Creek 31 Choctaw 27

The Antlers eeked past the Bluejackets!!

Collinsville 49 Hale 6

Cardinals swallowed the Rangers!!

Jenks 21 at Norman North 20

The Trojans barely beat the Timberwolves!!

Owasso 38 at Edmond North 27

The Rams conquer the Huskies!!

Tonkawa 103 Oklahoma Union High School 3

The Buccaneers beat the snot out of the Cougars!

Union 48 Norman 19

The Redhawks swoop down and capture the Tiger cub?!?!

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B in T Pro Picks

Chiefs 27 at Vikings 21

KC TE Kelce or Wayne Newton is with superstar Taylor Swift?

Have a great sports week!

Bryan in Tulsa