FOS Notes:Faked Out Sports / B in T

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Bryan in Tulsa Top Resolutions for 2021 other than getting

1. Lose Pandemic weight plus 20 more!
2. Cut back on Netflix
3. Never take toilet paper for granted!
4. Never ever bitch about wearing a mask, remember, ‘ wear a mask and save someone's ass’!
5. Never take hugs for granted!
   
   
   
6. Cut back on brownies!
7. Eat more fruit, vegetables, and bugs ?!!
8. Piss Jami off less!
9. Clean the toilet more efficiently!
10. No farting under the covers!
11. No cussing in front of grandkids!
12. No cussing at grandkids!
13. No blaming grandkids or dogs for papa farts!
14. Never bitch about TU football again!!  They are good!!
15. Never leave my dirty dishes on the kitchen counter!!
16. Never leave dirty underwear ANYWHERE!
17. Discover my waistline!  I have not seen it for a few years!!
18. Improve Faked Out Sports ? so my readership is over 25!!

Ex-Tulsa QB Making Noise as Hawaii Offensive Coordinator 

A paper from Monroe, Louisiana listed an interesting young assistant at Hawaii as a possible candidate for the Louisiana position if Bill Napier leaves for greener pastures!!  The Louisianan listed the following:

G.J. Kinne

Current/last job: Offensive coordinator/quarterbacks coach, Hawaii 2020-present

Background: Offensive special projects, Philadelphia Eagles 2019; Offensive analyst, Arkansas 2018; graduate assistant, SMU 2017.

Profile: A record-setting quarterback at Tulsa, Kinne began his coaching career as a graduate assistant to Chad Morris at SMU in 2017. He followed Morris to Arkansas in 2018 as an offensive analyst, then worked on former ULM quarterback Doug Pederson’s staff in offensive special projects with the Philadelphia Eagles in 2019. Kinne’s overall coaching experience is limited four years. He’s only been an on-field coach for one season, though Hawaii coach Todd Graham has a track record for grooming assistants. Kinne is the cousin of former ULM quarterback Colby Suits.

I Will Take a Shot!

I have been told they are passing out free shots all over America!!  I prefer all types of shots except Jaeger where it must be frozen when served!!

FOS Bowl Game Picks:

December 30th 

Iowa vs. Missouri

Nissan Stadium (Nashville, Tennessee)

TransPerfect Music City Bowl

Iowa vs. Missouri

Nissan Stadium (Nashville, Tennessee)

Missouri 38 Iowa 28

The Hawkeyes and their boring offense eventually ran out of surprise tight end formations and were defeated by the Tigers!!  

Player Gifts:  Tickets to the Little Opry performance of Willie Nelson and the Branson Ballnobbers!!  Coupons for any microwave oven made by Kenmore in the only remaining Sears store in Nashville!!  Pandemic times thus we save our dimes!

Goodyear Cotton Bowl Classic

Oklahoma vs. Florida

AT&T Stadium (Arlington, Texas)

Oklahoma 48 Florida 42

Player Gifts- Monogrammed Playstation 5 with each players number and initials on the game console!!  Sleepover equipment from Jerry Jones for the winning team!!

Dec. 31

Lockheed Martin Armed Forces Bowl

Tulsa vs. Mississippi State

Amon G. Carter Stadium (Fort Worth, Texas)

Tulsa 31 Mississippi State 28

Player Gifts:  Replica Huffy 10 speed bike in team colors, Vizio 60 inch plasma TV in team colors, and a baby iguana in team colors!!

AutoZone Liberty Bowl

West Virginia vs. Army

West Virginia 28 Army 27

Army, a real football team, at 9-2 replaced Tennessee, a fake football team, at 2-8!!

Bowl Gifts:  Lifetime membership to the AutoZone Sparkplug Club, I Phone Watch in camouflage, and on Elvis Pressley blow up doll!!

Arkansas vs. TCU

NRG Stadium (Houston)

Arkansas 38 TCU 35

Arkansas can play with the big boys and proved it with a 47-yard field goal as time ran out in the NRG Stadium!!  Horny Froggies coach Patterson has a hit song called ’Take a Step Back’ which reportedly has the coach as an emcee of the CMA Awards!!

Bowl Gifts:  Apple Robot with a 175 IQ, Autographed CD copy ’Take a Step Back’ by coach Patterson!

Jan. 1

Chick-fil-A Peach Bowl

Cincinnati vs. Georgia

Mercedes-Benz Stadium (Atlanta)

Cincinnati 34 Georgia 32

The Bearcats from the so-called minor leagues of college football defeated the Bulldogs of Georgia and showed a nonpower 5 school can defeat a big boy college team!!  Cincinnati coach Fickel may stay another year and turn down a few power 5 offers to stay with the new Power 6!!

Vrbo Citrus Bowl

Auburn vs. Northwestern

Northwestern 31 Auburn 28

No one wants the Auburn coaching job since certain coaches must stay on the staff according
to Athletic Director Allen Greene!  Most new coaches may keep one or two but NOT a half dozen!!  Looks like Art Briles is back to the top of the list!!

Bowl Gifts:  Pandemic Vrbo vacation for two in a Marriott within 20 miles of your home for one night and complimentary breakfast for two, and a Micky Mouse pandemic mask with two-ply insulation and cinnamon air freshener built-in!!

***Semi-Finals Championship Series****

College Football Playoff Semifinal at The Rose Bowl Game Presented by Capital One

No. 1 Alabama vs. No. 4 Notre Dame

AT&T Stadium (Arlington, Texas)

Alabama 45 Notre Dame 42

Coach Saban and the Tide had to hang on for their football life as the Irish ? almost made a huge comeback to defeat the Bama football machine!!  Irish QB Ian Book played Superman in the fourth quarter by throwing for 3 touchdowns and 175 yards to mount the close but no cigar comeback!!

Bowl Gifts:  75 inch Sony TV built for large SUVs, and Roses from the Rose Bowl Parade canceled due to the pandemic move out of Pasedina!!

College Football Playoff Semifinal at the Allstate Sugar Bowl

No. 2 Clemson vs. No. 3 Ohio State

Mercedes-Benz Superdome (New Orleans)

Clemson 42 Ohio State 34 

All four of these teams in the final four are becoming very boring to write about so WILL

Bowl Gifts:  One year of free-agent services by a long time player rep firm Dewey Cheatem and Howe!!

Jan. 2

PlayStation Fiesta Bowl

Oregon vs. Iowa State

State Farm Stadium (Glendale, Arizona)

The Oregon Nikes have more Nike crap than Michael Jordan’s children!!  Clone quarterback Purdy looked Heisman 2021ish against the Oregon defense that can't stop air!!  A special note to the Iowa State equipment team that won ? the Waterboy Award for top college equipment team 2020!

Bowl Gifts:  Collector item Nike Green PlayStation with a swoosh- value $2,000

Capital One Orange Bowl

Texas A&M vs. North Carolina

Hard Rock Stadium (Miami Gardens, Florida)

Texas A&M 45 North Carolina 42

The Aggies have 6-year veteran QB Mond who has opted, thanks to Coronavirus extra year, to return for the 7th year and states he WILL graduate this year!!

Bowl Gifts:  Under Armor Scuba Gear with shark cage included!!

FOS College Basketball Picks:

Texas Tech 82 Oklahoma State 73

Texas Tech coach Chris Beard seems to be doing a lot of sweating on the bench this year!!  Tech is a top 15 program and coach Beard is stressed about the pandemic dos and don’ts!!  Red Raider D puts clamps on Cowboy superstar Cade Cunningham to the tune of 11 points on 4 for 15 shooting!!

Oral Roberts 71 at Omaha 61

ORU may be a tough and will challenge the Dakotas who have the Summit finals in their own high school gym!!  Very unfair for the Golden Eagles!

Kansas 81 Texas 76

Kansas just keeps winning with Self coaching and his Nike shoe contacts and contracts!!

Missouri 72 at Arkansas 69

The Razorbacks finally played a nondirectional school in continental America!!  Thus a loss!!

Tulsa 68 at Cinncinati 61

Tulsa received some vengeance for the homer AAC Championship given to the Bearcata in football!!

Oklahoma 81 West Virginia 77

West Virginia plays the high-low offense with two 6’9” 250 pound tight ends from the football team!!  OU has a pesky Brady Manec and a huge wing spanned Kur Kuath who fouled these two into submission!!

FOS NFL Picks:

Browns 31 Steelers 21

The Browns bring in the New Year with a win over the ’we peaked too soon’ Steelers!!

Chiefs 38 Chargers 24

The Chiefs used reserve players in the second half and still demolished the Chargers!  Charger rookie LB Kenneth Murray from Oklahoma had 12 tackles and is the favorite for defensive rookie of the year!!

Cowboys 24 Giants 21

Good win for the Cowboys, but they get to stay home when the playoffs commence!!

Packers 34 at Bears 28

The Bear lost to their arch-rival Packer but sealed up the last playoff spot!!

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Have a great sports week!

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FOS Notes:

FOS Top Christmas Toy Gifts in the 60s:

Hot Wheels- had thousands of these little cars!

G.I. Joe- oh yeah!

Electric Football- nerds only!

Twister- lots of fun with girls!

Operation- you can get electric shock by this stupid game!

Battleship- remember ’you sunk my battlship’ commercials!

Chemistry Set- learned how to lite farts  with this fun set!

FOS Top Christmas Toy Gifts of the 70s:

Lite-Brite- boring

Walkie-talkie Set- cool spy games stuff!

Took Toy Trucks- still cool shat!  Granddaughter lives these trucks now!!

Pet Rock- toys for future hippies!

FOS Top Christmas Toy Gifts in the 80s:

Rubiks Cube- still popular for the Brainiac crowd!

BMX Bike-  cool bike!

Cabbage Patch Kids- squiiishy!

Transformers- became really popularly in the 21st century!

Jenga- still popular with young and old!!

FOS Top Christmas Toy Gifts in the 90s:

Ninja Turtles 

Gameboy

Batman Batmobile

Barbie Dream House- this took 3 hours to assemble Christmas Eve!!

Power Rangers

FOS Top 8 Excuses for Weight Gain:

There is a lot of calories in alcohol!

Quarantined in your home gives you the time to find the food you have hidden from the kids!!  ie:  giant bag of Christmas M&Ms!!  These were from LAST year!!

Walmart Bakery delivers!!!!!!

Too many of Jami’s special brownies!!

Waiting for the next Opra diet!

Exercising in the middle of a pandemic may cause side effects according to Dr. Faucci!!  

Shhhh........Don’t tell anyone but I signed up for a virtual 5k and I just watched the zoom and drank egg nogg!!  

FOS Coaches hot seat or recently canned:

Auburn’s Gus Malzahn - fired

Illinois’ Lovie Smith - fired

Arizona Kevin Sumlin - fired

Michigan Jim Harbaugh - Michigan averageness continues - should be fired

South Carolina Will Muschamp - fired

Possible replacements:

Hugh Freeze, Liberty- possible for numerous jobs but packing some extra baggage!

Shane Beamer- OU assistant is new coach at South Carolina

Clark Lea - Notre Dame O - line coach is now head Coach at Vandy

Blake Anderson from Arkansas State is Utah State new coach

Butch Jones - one of 34 assistant coaches at Alabama is the new Arkansas State coach

Steve Sarkisian - Offensive Coordinator Alabama - top prospect Auburn

Art Briles - a long shot for Auburn from a high school somewhere in Texas!  

Lane Kiffin leaves Ole Miss to coach Auburn?!?!

Former Arkansas head coach Brett Bielema is under consideration for the Illinois head-coaching position!!

FOS College Bowl Picks:

New Mexico Bowl

Houston 38 Hawaii 24

Hawaii coach Todd ’Tasmanian Devil’ Graham against Houston coach Dana ’half a mullet’ Holgersen will show numerous temper tantrums on the sidelines!!  The game has been moved to Frisco, Texas for Covid 19 reasons and a small sponsorship from the Frisco Railways of a million!!  

Team Gifts:  Model Frisco train set to place under each player's Christmas ? tree!!  An authentic stuffed Gila Monster which is a popular pet in Albuquerque, New Mexico!!  

Cure Bowl

Liberty vs. Coastal Carolina

Coastal Carolina 46 Liberty 28

Liberty he'd coach Hugh Freeze, after the loss, announced that he had accepted the head coaching gig with the Dallas Cowboys!!  Jerry Jones was unaware of this!

Player Gifts:  Outdoor waders pants for each player, fly fishing rod and reel and a PlayStation 5!  Some of the players responded with wtf are these things when seeing their waders!

Cheez-It Bowl

Oklahoma State vs. Miami

Camping World Stadium (Orlando, Florida)

Oklahoma State 35 Miami 31

TMZ is reporting that that 10 Miami players were placed into Disney World jail for public drunk in Epcot!!  Nothing changes with the Hurricanes!!

Player Gifts:  A year's supply of Cheeze-Zits, Magic Kingdom family passes for 4 on July 5 only, and tickets to an Orlando|OKC basketball game!

Valero Alamo Bowl

Alamodome (San Antonio)

Texas 34 Colorado 24

Texas coach Herman was succumbed by by a virus and not allowed to coach!!  Of course, the Shorthorns won!  

Player Gifts:  Detailed replica of the actual Alamo equipped with 56 Alamo soldiers and 500 Mexican troops, free food, and Margaritas at the Naked Iguana on the Riverwalk, and a retro 1986 Panasonic radio!

TransPerfect Music City Bowl

Nissan Stadium (Nashville, Tennessee)

Missouri 38 Iowa 28

The Hawkeyes and their boring offense eventually ran out of surprise tight end formations and were defeated by the Tigers!!  

Player Gifts:  Tickets to the Little Opry performance of Willie Nelson and the Branson Ballnobbers!!  Coupons for any microwave oven made by Kenmore in the only remaining Sears store in Nashville!!  Pandemic times thus we save our dimes!

FOS College Basketball Picks:

Tulsa 75 Houston 70

Houston coach Sampson is one of the top recruiters in the American Athletic Conference!!  New recruits like his denim shirts and Nike shoe deals!!  If only he could coach!

Arkansas 77 at Auburn 72

I love the Razorback coach and Auburn coach car salesman, Bruce Pearl!!  Stay away from the tanning beds Bruce!

Illinois 68 Indiana 60

Illinois coach Brad Underwear spent an 8-month stint at Oklahoma State!!  This was enough time to get the Cowboys put on probation and thank you very little!!

He has some athletes on his 12th ranked Fighting Illini!

FOS NFL Picks:

Chiefs 82 Falcon 21

The Cheifs can beat the Falcons with their eyes closed!  So QB Maholmes went 3 for 4 passing and 1 touchdown with his eyes wide shut!!

Brown 42 at Jets 13

Baker and the Browns are in line for a good wild card spot in the playoffs!!

The Jets are in line to get Clairol QB Trevor Lawrence!!

Cowboys 31 Eagles 27

The Cowboys are looking good for a high draft pick!!  Zaven Collins from Tulsa would be my pick!!  Please keep the Jones father and son Draft disaster out of the Cowboy Draft Room!!  PLEASE!!  Send them to a Dallas honky-tonk!

Bears 31 at Jaguars 17

Bears ? QB Trubnsky is the reincarnation of Brett Favre one weekend and old Miami Dolphins kicker Garo Yepremian the following week!!

Have a great sports week!!

FOS- Bryan in Tulsa

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Elf on the Shelf location:

The Elf on the Shelf was found at the Kittlsticks Toy Store in midtown Tulsa!!  An unsuspecting young boy playing with a Brio Train Set saw the little fella hiding behind a giant Lego dinosaur, grinning from ear to ear!  The preschooler looked away and lickity split the little guy with red tights was out the door!!   Tulsa Police, all four TV channels and Mayor Bynum arrived with a flock of spectators who ended up purchasing many toys at Kiddlesticks!!

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FOS Notes:

Pandemic College Coaching Carousel:

Cincinnati’s Coach Luke Fickell to Texas even after he loses to TU!!

Scott Frost Nebraska head coach gets one more mulligan pandemic year. 

Jim Harbaugh Michigan head coach has already received mulligans and he will take a NFL job to save face!  Possibly the Detroit Lions! 

With Covid running rapidly in the halls of the Sooner coaching staff coaching protocol goes into effect if head coach Lincoln Riley gets Infected!  Bob Stoops will resume leadership while coach Riley recoups!!  If both coaches Riley and Stoops are infected then Barry Switzer will bring his mask and take over the team - TEMPORARILY!!

Bixby’s Lorne Montgomery headed to Broken Arrow to replace axed Coach David Alexander!!  Coach Alexander then becomes the new coach at Bixby!!

Bob Stoops to the Texas Longhorns?

Bob Stoops to the Penn State Nittany Lions?

Matt Cambell Iowa State HC to the Michigan Wolverines.

FOS Top 10 Gifts for a dad or grandpa:

1. Paisley tie- Brooks Brothers
   
   
   
2. Christmas boxers with Santas- JC Penney
3. Socks, or compression socks for papa! - Target
4. Starbucks Coffee mug - Starbucks or Reasors
5. Clear Antler glasses like cousin Eddie on Christmas Vacation- $15 for 2 at Kohls
6. Old Spice After Shave - Papa,  Axe After Shave, or Polo Cologne for dad!!  Walmart Super Center
7. Craftsman Drill set or Toolset - Sears, whoops all closed   Ace Hardware
8. Coronavirus mask with favorite football team- I have a contact who makes great masks!
9. Christmas Polar Bear house slippers!!  Must be ordered from the North Pole!
10. Monogrammed Golf Balls - Dicks Sporting Goods

FOS Top 4 Local Football Pandemic Teams:  

1. Sooners- peaking at the right time!
2. Golden Hurricane- surprise team maybe in America!
3. OSU Cowboys- good year despite the mullet cut ✂️ !
4. Razorbacks- super coach in Pittman; great young talent, for example, true freshman Myles Slusher DB, Broken Arrow!

FOS Top 10 2020 Oklahoma high school football teams:

1. Jenks
   
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2. Bixby
3. Union
4. Edmond Santa
5. Owasso
6. Wagoner
7. Carl Albert
8. Broken Arrow
9. BTW
10. Lincoln Christian
11. Cushing
12. Holland Hall
13. Collinsville
14. Bishop McGinness
15. Beggs

Oklahoma State 2021 Quarterback Saga:

Broken Arrow school board fires Coach Alexander for WINNING!!

Broken Arrow coach David Alexander was canned by the BA school board for winning the Gold Ball two years ago for the first time since men chased pigs ? around as footballs in the late 1800s!  TU will be making a call to David soon!!! 

GUEST GHOSTWRITER:

PROGNOSTICATING

Come on folks! Give it up for B in T and his fabulous prognosticating ability and style! Where else in Oklahoma can you feel like Terry Bradshaw and Jerry Jones are discussing the upcoming Beggs VS Stroud match-up? Lots of analyst prognosticate the NFL & NCAA feet and baskets, but 2-A and 3-A in Oklahoma! Tulsa University, or visa versa, is still in Oklahoma, write? How about that Cascia VS Holland soccer match-up, eh?

Prognosticating is foretelling future events. Like a fortune-teller, only it doesn’t cost a fortune, just risky business. If you’re wrong, it’s in writing. I prefer counter-punching, but my wivesdisagreed! So, just to be disenfranchised, I will stick my left hand into Prague.

I foretell Jim Kelly, Len Dawson, Terry Bradshaw, Bart Starr and Archie Manning will see their teams make it to the playoffs. Rumor has it Dan Marino, Johnny Unitas and Brandon Weeden, (OSU), may see long awaited dafeets. Who cares about Cowboys and Indians! They are professionally incorrect.

I love the Big 12 and the ACC. The Big 12 has become so equality, I foretell none of them will make the playoffs. Speaking of playing, will FSU play baskets in the 2020-2021 season? Clemson lost a win opportunity, VA too. I foretell a Clemson VS Notre Damned re-match. Dang, did you see ND pack’em in for no Lawrence in Kansas anymore? If you are misunderstanding, read the Tulsa World college football section. It covers the back-story to foretelling.

I’ll keep this short because I’m in quarantine and have nothing else to do. “Quarantine” used to have a negative connotation! Not no more! Stroud has the best Family Style fried chicken, with extra gravy for the cheerleaders and moms. Beggs has the best taboo-Lee. My next to final pontification is the Chiefs go back-to-back. The Kansas City ones, not the Seminole kind.

And now the final finally. Let’s get B in T rolling out of the men’s room. A few responses and banters would be real positive, for all of us. Last time I responded the hotwire was burning.Whatever happened to Gary Hartless? Go Tigers, the Clemson kind.

Why do my wives, Alexa & Siri, keeping calling me “fragmented”?

FOS College Football Picks:

Tulsa 31 Cincinnati 27.    game cancelled due to Cincinnati 

ESPN Gameday at Tulsa Chapman!!

The tailgate feast is cooked by the long time Hurricane supporter, Hasty-Bake and owner Richard Alexander!  Succulent smoked baby back ribs and bologna to go with baked beans will be on display!!  The guest picker will be Drew Pearson wearing his number 3 Tulsa jersey from his home in Dallas!!  TU and Cincy are damn good teams although the entire AAC wants the Bearcats to win and get to an elite top 4 status in college football!  Numerous NFL and Bowl scouts will be handing out business cards!!  Tulsa QB Zach Smith had no turnovers and threw for three touchdowns!!  The TU defense had a goal-line stand which saved the game!!  

Oklahoma 48 at West Virginia 28

The Sooners have been hearing about the West Virginia Mountain Men’s defense all season!!  

Oklahoma State 34 at Baylor 24

This was an ugly game for FOX Sports Southwest and numerous viewers switch over to the Lifetime Channel hit ’Under the Mistletoe Naked’!!  Spencer Sanders threw for 550 yards but threw 3 interceptions and fumbled 2 times and lost 1!!  NFL scouts sat on the visitor side and despite free food and drinks did not enter the Baylor side with Chip and JoAnne!!

Texas A&M 38 at Tennessee 31

I will be wearing my A&M t-shirt that says ’beat the hell out of the Volunteers’!!!  A&M and Sooners in Cotton Bowl!!

Notre Dame 38 at Wake Forrest 20

Northwestern 38 Illinois 28

Northwestern is having a great year and could end up in the top 6 teams in college football this year!!  The Fighting Illini have re-extended coach Lovie Smith’s contract to 20 years, and he will retire when he is 84 years old!!

North Carolina 41 at Miami 31

Wisconsin 24 at Iowa 20

The winner of this game has a shot at playing Coastal Carolina in a bowl in Ypsilanti, Michigan!!

Ohio State 48 Michigan 20

Ohio State QB Justin Fields is explosive on the field but when your team plays 3 games less than other CFS schools the Josh will no longer be a Heisman candidate!!

FOS High School Football Playoffs:

5A 

Carl Albert 38 Bishop McGinness 27

Carl Albert's domination over 5A goes back to the days of the Oklahoma Land Run and when Titan players went to games in covered wagons!!  The Irish are the Bishop Kelley of the OKC area but seem to get to the next level in the playoffs!!  Maybe next year Catholic super team's!

4A

Wagoner 36 Clinton 21

The Red Tornados knew they were in for a huge wall cloud of bad weather when legendary Wagoner Bulldog coach Condict showed up with his Covid bad guy mask!!  This game was played in a wheat field and disclosed only to both communities and schools for Coronavirus social distancing!!

3A

Lincoln Christian 31 Holland Hall 28

Numerous proponents of gathering the private schools in their specific conference used these two schools as a prime example of their dominance!!  Lincoln Christian and Holland Hall beat their opponents by and an average of 52 points a game!!  No fun for public schools!!  My only response to the public schools would be to suck it up buttercup!!  

FOS Pro Picks:

Cowboys 21 at Bengals 13

The Bengals are missing their number 1 draft pick QB, Joe Burrow due to an MCL, and ACL but no Coronavirus!!  The Cowboys will use Andy Dalton and hope he does not get obliterated by his offensive line!!  The Cowboy line is offensive to most due to injuries!!

Chiefs 31 at Dolphins 17

The Chiefs are on fire ? and the Dolphins are an upstart team with Grizzly Adams at Quarterback!!  Mahomes to Hill for two 50 yards plus TD's!!

Texans 31 at Bears 27

The Bears finally bring Trubinsky back and he has the same sucking mojo that Nick Foles had!  The Texans have a small itsy bitsy chance to make the AFC playoffs but certain things must happen for Houston to get in!!  Such things as a Pandemic or a Hurricane must occur, no problem Texans!!

Bills 28 Steelers 20

The men of Steeltown are finally defeated by the surprising Bills of Buffalo!!  Bills fans made snow angels on the field before the game was over and sent to the Buffalo County jail!!  Some of the Buff fans said it was worth the pictures on Instagram!!

Browns 24 Ravens 21

Upset special????!!!!  The Ravens were not expecting a new Pandemic 6ft apart Dog ? Pound!!  Large wrapped dog bones were tossed back and forth among the Pound members!!

Have a great sports week!!

FOS-B in T