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Stoop Family Thanksgiving

1/28/2021

Faked Out Sports - Bryan in Tulsa

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I had the opportunity to see both my grandkid play basketball in the same night last week! This is considered a ‘night on the town’ for Mimi and Papa!! Ana dominated in her 4-year-old game making 4 of her team’s 5 baskets! In Gustavo’s nightcap game Papa received a technical foul from his wife and daughter for being too loud!! Both the rugrats came over the next day and presented a contract for Papa to sign agreeing to BE QUIET at their games in the future!! If not, I must stay home and watch 48 Hours on TV!! Contract attached:

FOS Notes:

Next Stoops Family Thanksgiving:

Fired former DC at Oklahoma, Mike Stoops is rumored to be the new linebackers coach forthe Texas Shorthorns!! The dining room at the Stoops home will be lit up with football chatter during Thanksgiving dinner!! OU receiver Drake Stoops and nephew of Mike will ask Uncle Mike to pass the mashed potatoes where he will accidentally on purpose drop them in Uncle’s lap!! Legendary former Sooner coach Bob Stoops just sits at the head of the table and releases a wicked chuckle and leads the Stoop clan with a thunderous round of Boomer Sooner!! Mike and Erin Stoops left the Thanksgiving ? function early and finished dinner at the Norman Western Sizzler in their burnt orange Texas sweaters!! Coach Mike is also rumored to be on the shortlist to be the next defensive coordinator at NEO, Tahlequah!! He sent his resume to NOC, Tonkawa but they have no football team!!

Rumor Mill continued:

Rumors on the Dan Patrick Show and TMZ are HOT about Tennessee Football!! The assistant coaches at Tennessee handed out the money in McDonald's paper sacks as part of their recruiting spiel!! There was nothing hidden and it was well known and expected by some Volunteers recruits! The only difference from the Tulsa University late ’70s recruiting was the sacks for football recruits had actual McDonald Quarter pounders and fries in them!!

Where is TU All everything, Zaven Collins, playing Pro Football?

Cleveland Browns - Baker and Zaven against the world!! Cold weather, very plain city but they love their football!!

Kansas City Chiefs - the Chiefs need defense and linebackers specifically!! Great barbecue city but no NBA basketball!! No major league baseball either! Oh wait, forgot the Royals!! I think they are triple-A.

New Orleans Saints - Going from Hominy, Oklahoma to Bourbon street in New Orleans would be tough for most but Zaven is so grounded!! I believe he will invite his old friend Bryan in Tulsa for Beignets and Hurricane drinks!!

Jacksonville Jaguars - Trevor Lawrence, Urban Meyer and Zaven Collins will make a great combination and a FOS Super Bowl projection for 2023!!

Miami Dolphins - Zaven has received 5 letters and notes from former Dolphins QB Dan Marino describing the Miami area as the best place to live in America!! He also sent an autographed picture of himself and Jim Carrey in ‘Ace Ventura: Pet Detective’!!

FOS Baseball Notes:

My Redbird’s Busch Stadium will allow 8,000 to 12,000 fans per game!! With all the moves the Cardinals have NOT made this offseason 8,000 fans is a stretch! Watching Matt Carpenter bat leadoff makes me long for the days of speedsters Willie McGee and Vince Coleman!!

FOS Big Dance in Indiana Projections:

Oklahoma - 90% - 7 Seed - OU coach Kruger is such a nice guy that all of Indiana wants him to play at their school facility!!

Oklahoma State - 92% - 8 seed if pardoned by Biden for NCAA violations 10 years ago! WTF! F=frick

Arkansas - 70% - 9 seed play in game! The Razorback fans have gone hog wild over their basketball!!

Tulsa - 40% - second last 4 not to get in the NCAA Tourney!! B in T projecting Tulsa to be 2 seed in the National Invitational Tournament in Fargo, North Dakota!

Oral Roberts - 50%- finally beats the large sycamore trees of the Dakotas and wins the postseason tournament! Automatic bid and Hallelujah!! The Prayer Tower works!!

FOS College Basketball Picks:

Big 12 - SEC Challenge:

Oklahoma 70 Alabama 65

The Sooners can beat the Tide basketball team but in football, the Sooners are a punching bag for the Tide!! The Sooners are Grump Saban's biiooootch!! Sooner coach Lon Kruger is the most delightful man in the history of college basketball coaches!! On senior day he brought monogrammed tissues for each senior mom who balled!! Ok, well, OU defeated the Tide with a barrage of 3s in the second half!! Look out for these two teams in the big dance!!

Oklahoma State 84 Arkansas 79

Hog’s coach Eric Musselman and Poke’s coach Eric Boynton are a couple of B in T‘s fav coaches!! I like the way they handle themselves in public! Each are eloquent and passionate at their craft!!

Tennessee 74 Kansas 68

Kansas continues to play it’s NCAA seed into the play-in game at a high school somewhere in Indiana!! Coach Self is good friends with Tennessee coach Rick Barnes from their Big 12 days!! Both of the coaches decided to take their wives and attend dinner at Calhoun’s by the River!! THE hot spot in Knoxville!! Coach Barnes accepted the tab due to coach Self’s Jayhawk credit card is frozen by the NCAA investigations!!

Illinois 78 Iowa 77

Iowa's Luka Garza is destined to be the OKC Thunder’s next Steven Adams but with a nice shooting touch!! The Illini Kofi Cockburn can score in bunches and he lit the Hawkeyes up for 24 and 11 rebounds.

Tulsa 68 at East Carolina 61

Big game for the Hurricane who has been off for 2 weeks due to Coronavirus by their opponents! Tulsa’s Brandon Rachel went crazy and scored 32 of TU’s 68 points with 8 rebounds, 4 assists, and 4 steals!! Giant cardboard cutouts of Jerry Ososki and his stud son, Owen who just signed with Tulsa had to be placed on the second level so other cardboard fans could see!! The Ostroski cardboard family travels with the basketball team as cardboard security!! True shat! Wikipedia it!!

Have a great sports week!

Faked Out Sports/Bryan in Tulsa

by B in T - FakedOutSports, syndicated in SoonerPolitics.org