Faked Out Sports - Bryan in Tulsa
FOS Bobblehead -
I went to the old Thorton Y to watch my Grandson Gus play basketball!! The last soccer game I attended was in Jenks and I was the only shat head with a mask! Seems to be a lot of Trumpers in Jenks! But at the Y the masks were flowing!! I knew we were in trouble when a so-called 6-year-old on the other team could touch the rim without jumping!! I told Gus to trip him but there was no need since the young man was very clumsy!! The coaches on Gussy’s team know how to draft mom talent but not so sure about 6-year-old talent!! Hahaha! When I was young with kids (75 years ago, give or take a decade) and was drafting players in the first few rounds we would always go for player talent and in the final rounds go for mom talent!! Gussy’s team mom talent will have Papa back to the Thornton Y again. Just sayin!
FOS Bowl Stuff-
The Sooners could name their score last week against the H.R. Puffnstuf Florida Gators!!Pregame smack chat from the Florida blow hards caused them an even larger beat down from Oklahoma!! Florida coach Dan Mullin was constantly making excuses for not having all of his players there!! We all know that his team gave up on him the more he flapped his gums!! Can you say Sooners ranked preseason number 1??? I know you CAN!!
In B in T Dreamworld: At the end of the TU game and my ‘Cane were down by 2 and were attempting an onside kick I had a vision!! The vision had a puff of smoke coming from the TU bench and out of it came a 6’11” 305 pound super hero Zaven Collins and scoop the onside kick and flew to a touchdown!! My vision came back to reality when Mrs B in T woke me because I was talking in my sleep and drooling on the bed!! A dream, dang!! Good luck Zaven!
Despite Coach Herman coming back and Sam Ellinger leaving, QB Casey Thompson from Oklahoma City looks to be a better choice than a sixth year for Ellinger! He tossed 3 touchdown passes and ran for another when Ellinger was talking to agents with his pads off in the second half!! Whoops, bye-bye Texas Coach Herman good luck coaching the Midland, Texas Bulldogs high school secondary!!
FOS Ghost Writer:
EARTH SHATTERING SPECIAL UPDATE
How to increase readership… cover TU football and give away Cannabis gift cards for each
BREAKING NEWS: The University of Tulsa Golden Hurricane fight to the end, and beyond, in a losing effort. Let’s just hope, in 2021, the Armed Forced Insurance Bowl isn’t bankrupt due to Liability –2020. Did I see Lee S.(only 3rd string left-handed QB in TU history) throwing haymakers in the stands at a cardboard vendor? I’m thinking Phil B. needs boxers for 2021. Where’s a PGA Pro when you need one?
In other December 31, 2020 breaking news, Canada opened for NHL business, with provincial approval, of course. With that, only 1 team has signed up so far!! Suck it up friends to the NORTH!
Big 10 vaccinates protocols so starters can start.
NBA Sensoring staff and players
Browns close the facility due to bad Baker Mayfield Progressive commercials!! Not
coronavirus as originally reported!
Falcons close facility. Going to Kansas City!!
California hit by big Newsomomie.
Jets to Jersey.
Rose Bowl to Texas, (along with HP, Oracle and Tesla)!! Hehehe
What is the Harris/Biden playbook?
Mahomie is going to get 5-8 inches on the rocks!
Hurry up January 20th. I need a new punching bag!!!
HAPPY OLD YEAR!!!!
FOS Bowl Championship Pick:
Jan 11th College Football Championship:
CFP National Championship at Raymond James Stadium in Tampa!!
Ohio State 48 Alabama 45
I know, upset special blah, blah, blah, but I hope for once seeing Grumpy Saban not get aclear glass National Championship Trophy football would mean that things are perking up in 2021!!! Last week Alabama RB Najee Harris leaped over an entire Notre Dame player like an Equestrian horse showjumping!! Najee tried the same move against the Buckeyes and when he leaped over one defender he landed on a Buckeye linebacker and was swallowed whole!! True story, check Wikipedia, really why is this stuff called Faked Out Sports!? Justin Fields or Trevor Lawrence, Beyonce or Shakira, Tomato ?r TomAto, Trumper or Mumbles, Mercedes with a red bow or a Beemer with a red bow, OK you get the point! Mr. Fields upped his draft cajones quite a bit after his last two games!! Ohio State and former Oklahoma running back Trey Sermon is STILL running over Tide defensive backs!!
FOS College Basketball Picks:
ORU 77 North Dakota 53North Dakota’s Fighting Hawks were still thawing from there flight in a small aircraft out of Grand Forks, North Dakota!! Max Ambas and Kevin Obanon scored 24 and 21 points respectively while the Fighting Hawks had little answer for ORU’s athleticism and length!!
Kansas 87 Oklahoma 78The Jayhawks are talented and with Christian Braun chipping in 21 points off the bench were in control throughout!! Sooner Brady Manic who looks like Larry Bird’s son had 19 points and 11 rebounds!! Larry Birds' cutout picture was in section B row 33!! Verrrrrry Interesting!!
West Virginia 79 Texas 72
Both teams are top 20 in the new NET college basketball ? rankings!! Shaka Smart of Texas against Bobby Huggins of West Virginia will combat basketball wits, with Coach Huggins winning!! Coach Huggins is also on a brown bean diet and is looking fit!!
Texas A&M 68 Tennessee 66
The Aggies upset number 14 Tennessee in front of numerous cardboard cutouts of boosters who look high or drunk!! A cardboard cutout of A&M canine mascot Reveille took a cardboard leak on Tennessee coach Rick Barnes!!
Oklahoma State 77 at Kansas State 72
Oklahoma State stud Cade Cunningham is looking good to be the Thunders top pick in 2021!!
Tulsa 71 UCF 60Tulsa Senior Brandon Rachel put his game in high gear the last 10 minutes!! during that timehe scored 14 of his 20 points and solidified the win for Tulsa! Three of us old fart TU alums decided to watch the TU game at our old TU hang out ‘The Tap Room’!! Of course, we came to our senses and realized the TR closed 30 years ago!! Then we thought we would watch the game at a new place called Club Majestic!! Very friendly folks but only one 32” TV!!
Arkansas 68 Georgia 64
The Razorbacks went 8-0 against teams that would be competitive in the Baptist Church League!! The Hogs road win against Auburn was enough to place them eek them into the AP Poll at 25th!!
FOS NFL Playoff Picks:
Pittsburg 34 Cleveland 27
A brawl broke out similar to the Mason Rudolph vs. Myles Garrett in 2020! Cleveland kicker Cody Parky took his helmet off and started beating Pittsburg all pro-defensive end T.J. Watt on the head after a late hit by Watt on the crazed kicker!! Kicker Parkey’s helmet was shredded by Watt’s cranium and both players were given sideline warnings for making both team players bust a gut laughing!! True stuff!! Also during the game a Cleveland Browns Cheerleader was accused if taking her shoe off and striking a Steeler ball boy in the head for not getting her sparkling water!! There must be some in the water in Pittsburg!!
Buffalo 38 Indianapolis 31
The Bills quarterback Josh Allen may be the new Sherriff in AFC town!! His cannon-like arm has led Buffalo to one of its best years in a decade!! Indianapolis QB Phillip Rivers had numerous playoff-less years with the San Diego Chargers. At almost 40 years
of age Mr Rivers can say he made the playoffs with the Colts!!
New Orleans 35 Chicago 23
Saints QB Drew Brees leads three 40ish plus signal-callers in the 2020-21 playoffs!! Tom Brady of the Buccaneers and Phillip Rivers of the Colts are also getting AARP mail like the rest of us normal folks do!! The Bears young pup QB Mitch Trubinsky could not hold veteran Brees’ rocking chair in this NFC bout!! After the game the Brees family headed to Chucky Cheese and Trubinsky headed to Girls Galore!!
Tampa Bay 31 Washington 20
Buccaneers QB legend Tom Brady who is possibly the slowest man in the NFL ? and Washington’s Alex Smith who's leg is attached by ligaments and skin after 18 surgeries scrambled for -12 yards not including sacks in this NFC Playoff game!!
Have a great sports week!!
Faked Out Sports / Bryan in Tulsa
January 06, 2021 at 07:00PM
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