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Bryan in Tulsa
???????????? FAKEDOUTSPORTS.BLOGSPOT.COM Bobblehead Sports: ???????????? Rugrats get a courtside view of the TU basketball game! Gus, Ana, and Dad invited Papa to a TU basketball game last week!! Great courtside seats but Andre and Papa were worried about the kids running on the court or spilling Nachos on the court!! So Andre laid down some ground rules for the game for all three of us!! Kids no clowning or throwing shat on the court and Papa no cussing!! The kiddos were promised Dip and Dots with Cotton Candy if they were good! Dad Andre came back at the half with the bribery sweets and Papa a large diet Pepsi!! Guess what spilled??!! Papa’s diet Pepsi all over the Hurricane logo on the mother chicken court!! Papa’s numb leg knocked over the drink!! OMG!! Immediately the game was stopped and a SWAT team of mops and team towels cleaned and disinfected the area under my seat! Papa was given a warning and a mean arse stare from Coach Haith! Ana watched the cheerleaders much more than the basketball game!! TU won and tons of fun for the Bobblehead kiddos!! B in T notes: B in T did not see this one coming! Bye bye Lincoln! Lincoln Riley to USC - the simple question here is WHY? Bob Stoops coaching Bowl game for OU - the simple question here is WHY not permanently? OU Five-star recruits are moving with Lincoln to USC - the simple question here is WHY NOT? Have you seen So Cals cheerleaders? NFL Cardinal’s Kliff Kingsbury next OU coach? The simple question here is WHY? Or WHY NOT? Perfect fit for OU Lincoln system. Spencer Rattler loves the sun and fun in Southern Cal!! Should be a very interesting offseason for Sooner Nation!!!! Can't wait!! ***SPECIAL ANNOUNCEMENT*** All area teams are going Bowling! (as predicted by B in T)??? Oklahoma State Cowboys B in T projection - Cotton Bowl Semi finals! Oklahoma Sooners Alamo Bowl - Bob Stoops audition Tulsa Golden Hurricane Frisco Bowl - 8pm Christmas Eve Arkansas Razorbacks Outback Bowl - great season Bixby Spartans (Sheridan Lanes) Owasso Rams (Yale Bowling Lanes) ****Stay tuned for B in T Bowl Season Picks!!**** Congrats to all area teams for making a Bowl of some fricking type!! Merry Christmas ?!! Arkansas Safety Myles Slusher has Arrived: Former Broken Arrow and friend of the Bryan in Tulsa show is catching the attention of stat nerds everywhere!! According to @PFF_College, Razorback safety Myles Slusher recorded the highest defensive (83.3) and coverage (89.9) grades of any SEC safety the last two weeks!! According to his parents, these stats do not help him make A’s in class or meet Razorback cheerleaders!! Great job Myles, don’t forget the transfer portal to TU in a year or two!!?? Florida says Bye Bye to Mullins: Note: Billy Napier from Louisiana has been hired after publishing (sounds cool but B in T just missed it)! After five years of averageness the Florida hoity toities canned Dan!! Signs and car stickers to Can Dan can be removed! Other than Napier here were the other recommendations: Luke Fickell - Cincinnati - the higher the Bearcats go the higher his chances to head the Gators!! James Franklin - Penn State - he is up for every coaching job in the world and running for the Governorship of Pennsylvania!! Urban Meyer - Jacksonville Jaguars - why not? Urban would be there already if he could stay away from barflies at social gatherings! *Leader in the Clubhouse: Lane Kiffin - Ole Miss - He will go where he has to do the least work, 8 to 5 dude, and like Tom Brady, will get him a big mansion with a ton of mirrors with a new contract!! B in T Oldies Top 10 Christmas Specials: 1940 to 1970 Dec 9 Top 10 - 1970 to 2000 Dec 16 Top 10 - 2000 - present
Several of us old farts still cry as Frosty melts at the end!
College Basketball Picks: Tulsa 66 at Boise State 61 The Golden Hurricane adjusted to the blue Boise b-ball court and studs Jeremiah Horne and Sam Griffin scored 17 and 15 points respectively to get a big road win! TCU 87 ORU 82 Max Ambas scored 37 but no one else scored in double figures! The somewhat disappointing non-conference record should improve in the Dakotas Conference!! Big East vs Big 12 Tournament Oklahoma State 77 Xavier 71 O-State has more athletes and players than the Celtics!! And the best underrated and classiest coach in America! Great year! Thanks NCAA for sticking it to the young men for something that happened in the 50s!! Oklahoma 68 Butler 66 The Sooner center Tanner Groves resembles a 7ft. Fred Flinstone but can ball - 19 points, 15 rebounds, 4 assists, 3 blocks against my Butler!! ???College Conference Championship Picks:??? Big 12: Oklahoma State 35 Baylor 20 The Poke defense is so good that the Pittsburg Steeler Iron Curtain alums and the current Steeler defensive staff have requested pointers from O-State Defensive Coordinator Jim Knowles!! State QB Spencer Sanders makes 3 super plays to one not-so-super play but is looking fine!! Sanders completed 22 of 32 for 3 touchdowns and one pick!! See ya in the Cotton Bowl!! Big 10: Iowa 21 Michigan 16 The Hawkeye QB Spencer Petras came off the bench to run and throw for a touchdown!! The Wolverine coach Khaki Harbaugh was immediately placed back into the proverbial Michigan trustee doghouse!! AAC: ******UPSET ALERT******* Houston 36 Cincinnati 35 Cougar coach Holgorsen was in line for the LSU gig but did not want anything to do with an SEC conference that has hinted at playing defense over the last 10 years!! His Cougar team is headed to a soft landing in the Big 12 where the defense teams still sit at the children's table during the pregame meal!! Bearcat coach Fickel has signed a lifetime contract at Cincinnati for 250 million dollars but is still expected to be the next future ex-coach/wife at the University of Texas!! No shat Sherlock! SEC: Georgia 31 Alabama 27 These are two of the three best teams in college football that happen to be in the same conference!! Georgia QB Stetson Bennett passed for 267 yards and 3 touchdowns!! Grumpy Saban was so mad he put the AFLAC Duck into a chokehold!! Big 10 Version 1: Michigan 38 Iowa 28 Michigan started campaigning for the Championship Series before the game ended!! Michigan coach Khaki sent drinks to the Series Bowl representatives in the fourth quarter!! Doubles Tequila shots for the whole group on the Wolverine American Express!! Big 10 Version 2: Iowa 21 Michigan 16 The Hawkeye QB Spencer Petras came off the bench to run and throw for a touchdown!! The Wolverine coach Khaki Harbaugh was immediately placed back into the proverbial Michigan trustee doghouse!! Perfect High School Playoff Picks: 6A I Championship Jenks 27 Union 20 The game is at Central Oklahoma’s stadium which is now named the Chad Richison Stadium named after the school's largest new era donor!! The Trojans rallied for two touchdowns in the fourth quarter for the Gold Ball!! The Trojans now have two fewer Gold Balls than the Union Redhawks!! 6AII Championship Bixby 97 Deer Creek 13 The Spartans will move past 6AI & II to the Big 10 Conference next year!! The Commissioner of the Big 10 was promised a lifetime supply of Bixby sod for entrance in the conference!! Bixby’s Braylin Pressley needs less than 100 yards rushing in this game to reach 5,000 yards rushing!! The Oklahoma State commit should accomplish that in the first quarter!! 5A Championship McAlester 42 Collinsville 41 The Mac Buffalos stampede the Cardinals by one point for the gold ball!! 4A Championship Tuttle 35 Clinton 31 The Tigers defeated the Tornados of Clinton after the game was delayed by a giant water spout that caused havoc with the area weather spotters at the game! B in T Diner of the Week: Clinton, Ok- Route 66 Diner at the Market- 301 W Gary Blvd, Clinton - the women folk call this restaurant “cute” while the menfolk in Clinton call it “mouth-watering delicious”!! If the Clinton football team brings home the Gold Ball the team will get free biscuits and gravy for one year!!
3A Championship Lincoln Christian 45 Holland Hall 17 The LC. Bulldogs had revenge on their minds from last season's championship loss to the Dutch!! A Lincoln Christian kicker’s mom was very upset that she missed her son's Oklahoma field goal record of 63 yards while she was purchasing nachos!! True story!! Thousands of T-Shirts were made by the Bulldog moms saying: “have a cup of Joe but not two in a row, Dutch“!! Very clever and correct! NFL Picks: Cowboys 35 at Saints 27 Cowboy owner Jones was angry since his suite was smaller than recently retired QB Drew Brees! Also, Brees suite had a margarita machine and a popcorn popper machine!! QB Dak threw for three touchdowns and four football fields in the Dallas win! Chiefs 27 Broncos 21 The Broncos attempt to eek into the playoffs was deflated by an endzone interception from honey badger Tyranne Matthews!! Cardinals 31 at Bears 30 The Bears are considering making a 20 million dollar a year deal for OU’s Lincoln Riley!! My sources called me from a shots happy hour at a local tavern Shots Happens! Steelers 24 Ravens 21 In the past Rothensburger’s arm has been compared to a torpedo!! The media now terms his arm to a pop gun! He is still accurate and game savviest ever!! Have a great sports week: FAKEDOUTSPORTS.BLOGSPOT.COM Bryan in Tulsa
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