B in T Note to file:
On a normal Thursday, there are 4,367 Vasectomies scheduled in the United States! On the First Round NCAA tournament Thursdays, there are 110,432 Vasectomies scheduled!! In Tulsa, u can get a misdemeanor citation for fake Vasectimy scheduling!!
B in T NCAA first-round picks are guaranteed as far ‘as you can throw them’ my great aunt Jewell would say back in the day!!
Bryan in Tulsa
SHHH DON’T TELL MOM!
My oldest granddaughter Ana hung out with Mimi and Papi last Friday!! I Love it cuz she is 6 and no need for Glade spray from poopy diapers!! We warned her that we would run some errands and she was dope with dat!!! Soooo.....first stop bank drive-thru and cherry ? lollipop candy given to Ana and Papi, then get Papi's feet done AKA pedicure and peppermint candies from my friends at KV Nails, THEN off to get Papi's haircut with 5 mini Hersheys for Papi and Ana from Clays and finally off to drop Papi to the Center where giant Hershey candy bars were on sale for 50 cents from Donna at the front desk!! What a sweet day for Ana!!
More Boccia Ball updates next week!!
B in T Rants bout nuttin':
The OKC Thunder are the youngest team in NBA history and are playing fun and inspired basketball!! But the pastel fire coats have got to go!! Quit trying to look like Joe Namath!!
Actually, Josh Giddy looks pretty dope at the young NBA star's game!
Is Texas Tech hiring playboy coach Rick Pitino!???!
The McClung kid that won the NBA slam dunk contest looks like a young man from the Downtown Tulsa Y that I used to school (body up) once a week 35 years ago!! Time to end the slam dunk contest once and forever! How about a tall men's runway fashion show instead!!
White Men Can't Jump??
Presidents who played football:
Joe Biden, Air Force
Best coaching name in the NFL:
Jim Bob Cooter
New Offensive Coordinator for the Jacksonville Jaguars!
Pictured here with cousin Gomer
Not Pictured: cousin Kevin Highland
Are KC Chiefs Mahomes side arm no-look passes being replicated by middle-schoolers!?!? John Unitas is up in high-top shoes football heaven shaking his head as he sees youth sport QBs trickery a la Mahomie!! My research tells me that the youth QBs would rather learn the no-look-pass rather than the fundamentals of passing in my 1970 Johnny Unitas Learn to Pass book in my man cave!!
Tulsa Football plays the Owls in three straight games in 2023!! Temple Owls-9/28... FAU Owls - 10/7 -off date- Rice Owls 10-19!!
Former Oklahoma State Linebacker Malcolm Rodriguez from Wagoner High School led the NFL rookies in tackles for losses with 12!!
Mrs. B in T's college alma mater, the Wichita State Shocker, is the number 1 ranked college bowling team in the nation!! Not a lot of partying in Wichita so bowling is THE sport in town!! Shocker basketball and baseball no longer matter!! Oklahoma Christian University is ranked 10th in the latest Net Ranking college bowling poll and both teams are ranked far ahead of Arizona State and Notre Dame in the top 50!!
NCAA Tourney Picks:
First Round March 16, 17
ORU 87 Duke 85
The 7’8” ORU center, had the first-ever quadruple-double, 29 points, 17 rebounds, 13 blocked shots (you’d think they would learn), and 10 elbow dunks!! The Dukies were way overconfident and lost a 14-point lead in the last 3 minutes and 45 seconds Max A. went 3-pointer berzerk with 4 unanswered daggers!!
Arkansas 73 Illinois 70
The Razorbacks are good opponents for the Kansas Jayhawks in the second round!! They must get past the Illini first, and Terrence Shannon Jr.! If Shannon scores more than his average of 17.1, they win, if not, they lose!!
Kentucky 71 Providence 54
Georgetown is all over the Providence Air Fryar coach Ed Cooley and offered him a 5-year contract for 20 million bucks immediately after the loss!! His mind must have been elsewhere a la ex-Sooner Lincoln Riley!!
Iowa State 78 Mississippi Pittsburg winner 72
Love the spunk of this Iowa State team! They seem to excel in tournament time and should make the sweet sixteen according to my inside Clone sources who can be persuaded with money and alcohol!! The Clone backcourt will run either team off the court!! Pittsburg, coach Capell III formerly of OU, deserves to win one over Mississippi State!! The Bulldogs who I had no clue had a varsity team, lost valiantly coming up short with on a three at the buzzer!!
Kansas 91 Howard 68
Bill Self was back on the bench and celebrated by purchasing new suits for his 16 assistant coaches, 6 trainers, and 4 broom sweepers under the goals!! All were purchased from Ed Besheras in Tulsa!!
Kansas State 82 Montana State 79
Montana State has three players recruited from the Bozeman, Montana downtown YMCA!! No shat! Also good to know that Bozeman, Montana and Manhattan, Kansas have the great arctic weather that they share in common but not the player athleticism!
Texas A$M 68 Penn State 66
The Aggies have more talent in their cheerleading squad than the Nittany Lions have in their basketball team!
Iowa 81 Auburn 72
The Hawkeyes boys are getting prepared for the Dance by scrimmaging the Hawkeye girls!! The men only average 2 inches taller per player!! Watch out for Hawkeye women!! Lots of hippyish women in Iowa! They are mean!!
B in T MLB
Oft-injured 2022 Redbird starting pitchers Steve Martz and Jack Flahnery look sharp!!
Yesterday Ex-Dodger slugger Belanger hit a 445-foot dinger and then struck swinging 4 times!! The Cubbies look strong........not!
Bob C.- hahaha
The Rangers need one more starter like deGrom or Martin Perez to be a challenger!!
The 2023 AA Tulsa Drillers will be better than the AAA Oklahoma City 89ers!! The Drillers will be stacked like the beautiful Raquel Welsh - RIP
Love the Drillers but no fondness their Dodger Blue affiliation or of Tommy Lasorda's waddle to the ump show back in da day!!
The Royals are possibly moving to OKC in 2025 according to my TMZ sports contacts! Tulsa will then become the AAA team for the OKC Royals!! Google it! Hahaha!
The Brewers will be like a pesky nat bugging the Cardinals in 2023!
So far in spring training ball, the Astros are the Cardinal’s biiiiooootches! Good thing the ‘Stros are in the weak AL!
Have a great sports week!
B in T
by B in T - FakedOutSports, synSoonerPolitics.org
March 15, 2023 at 08:08AM
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