B IN T’s NEVER WRONG PICKS BACK IN 2 WEEKS BRO!!  

No Blog next week Uncle Thurston!!  Big picks by the best picker that has ever picked picks in the history of picks......soon!!  Funny too!!

Brownies and TU football!!

Must be Heaven!!

Bryan in Tulsa

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Bobblehead Sports:

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B in T Notes and Tidbits:

It's time for my Alma mater predictions!!  

I consulted Barry Lewis who only answers questions about the high school diner of the week, but is giving me some high school sports tips!!

Nathan Hale Rangers B in T school- projected 2022 record 1-9   

Blackwell Maroons- projected to be in 2022.  1-9. Newkirk or Tonkawa will go down!!

Over under is 3 wins for both Blackwell and Hale combined, according to Vegas- projecting 2- TAKE THE UNDER bro!!

B in T Vacation time?

Over the B in T writing, some 5ish years ago, I have had some serious pain medication but always in small moderation!!  I can see from a personal experience that miss taking or overtaking medication will eff you up!!  Having a meds mix-up is like having the cocaine, Jager shots, and riding in a boat in high waves.......or being in a boat, high......with no waves!!  PLEASE USE PILL BOXES!!

Tulsa's new Alternative uni’s!!

Tulsa Football is coming!!!!!!

TCU coach Sonny Dykes on hiring DC Joseph Gillespie from Tulsa: "I did not enjoy those experiences of playing against that defense at Tulsa. ... When we played Tulsa, they played harder than any defense we played against in college football."

Baker Mayfield gets sent to sea with the Carolina Panthers, with the season opener against the ‘ex/husband Browns’ set for the opener at Carolina!  Expect at least one Baker crotch grab on that day!!

Superstar Lookalikes!!

Arizona Cardinals star Mr. Zaven Collins walking to camp looking very Hominy-ish rugged with Resistol hat vs the Rock playing a Sherriff with a Woody cowboy hat!!  

Zaven Collins (TU superstar)

VS

Duane Johnson (The Rock, whose hat may be a tad bit small)

Arena football coming to Tulsa in 2023!

Coming to the BOK Center in the established IFL Indoor Football League!!

MLB

Cardinals are got and 13 over .500!  1st place as B in T predicted!

Cubs still suck but somewhat of a lesser suck!

Astros have some injuries but have little Altuve ready for the stretch run!

Rangers- are a solid 3rd place in the AL central!  Uncle Thurston is pleased with the Ranger coaching staff so one more year but need to being back Gallo in 2023!!  Ha ha

Dodgers -  the legend Vince Scully has passed, love this man but not a fan of he and my brother's team!!

Have a great sports week bro!!

Bryan in Tulsa

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Tulsa Football memories!!  Ok, Ok, so I played one series against Drake in the snow and we were up 48 to 0, stop laughing!!  Please stop ✋ it!!  He he!  Who is this TU football legend??  

Crazy eyes man!??

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B in T Notes and Tidbits:

What is this structure in Tulsa?

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1. Old ride from the 70s Bell’s Amusement Park!
2. Space ship prop from Men in Black II!
3. The creator of the cartoon ‘The Jetsons’ home in LA!!
4. New Home Listed in T- Town! AKA; Tulsa
5. Bar Stool for King Kong!

Answer:  All the above except 5!

-Ryan Humphrey is back in Sooner Nation!!  Humphrey started his collegiate playing career with OU in the 1997-98 season and was a McDonald's All-American at Booker T. Washington High School in Tulsa!!  His path from Booker T Washington, to OU to Notre Dame and now back to OU as an assistant head coach to Porter Moser is so dope!!  At Hutcherson YMCA in Tulsa, I saw him block 4 shots on some older dude in under 3 minutes without jumping!  No shat!!

Power 5 Teams that do not have a 2023 4 or 5-star football commit:

Note:  Very surprised about Oklahoma State with no 4 or 5s, good Cowboy coaching!!  Also, Boston College's last 4 or 5 star was in the 1950s!  

Duke

Boston College

Georgia Tech

Virginia Tech

U of Virginia

Syracuse

Oklahoma St

Kansas

Rutgers

Wisconsin

Maryland

Indiana

Colorado

Utah

Washington State

Arizona State

Vanderbilt

Mississippi State

-As a staunch, ‘never say die’ St. Louis Cardinal baseball fan I would like to ask the rain Gods to rain out 80 games!!!  Just go to the giant gateway arch and turn right, rain Gods, and let 'em rip!!

Who is Chris Plank?

Chris Plank works for KREF radio, and has his weekday morning show in Norman, Ok for the Sooner Network 9 am to Noon!!  He is the play-by-play man for the world champion two years running Sooner softball team and has his own national show on Fox Sports Radio every Sunday night at 10 pm central time!!  I listened to Plank when he was a neophyte 1430 Sports Talk nerd straight out of the University of Tulsa!!  Many moons ago!!  No one works harder than the Plankster!!

I have always been a Pittsburg Panthers fan………..uh I mean a Carolina Panthers fan!!  Baker Mayfield is back!!  Prove the haters wrong, Baker!!

B in T Cupcake of the Week award goes to the Michigan Wolverines Non-Con 2022 football schedule!!

Previous Cupcakes:

2019 Arkansas played Colorado State, San Jose State, Western Kentucky, Portland State. 

2019 Indiana played UConn, Eastern Illinois, Ball State.

2019 Baylor played UTSA, Stephen F. Austin, at Rice

B in T Cupcake of the Year:

2022 Michigan Wolverine non conference schedule:

(All are in Ann Arber)

Colorado State - Sept 3

Hawaii - Sept 10

UConn - Sept 17 (early Vegas line UConn +92.5)

MLB

Have a great sports week!!

Bryan in Tulsa

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MLB All-Star break Update:

-Cardinals are only a half-game from first, while sucking!  2nd

-Cubs are 11 games out at the break, the bad, 1st round pick Cade Horton from OU, the good, Harry Carry rolling over in his grave, the ugly!  

-Royals have a great farm system!  Team suckage is very high!!  5th place out of 4!

-Astros - 25 games over .500, the only cheating they have done is remove the toilet paper from the visitor's handicap stall!  Very disturbing but only a misdemeanor in the city of Houston!!  True Shat!  Astros are assholes!  Literally!  1st 

-Rangers - 3rd, dropping 5 under at the All-star break makes our # 1 fan, Uncle Thurston, happy thus we all can be happy!    

BOBBLEHEAD SPORTS:

Fathers Day Gift with Stipulations:

For Fathers Day 2022 B in T received a dream gift from his family of superstars!!  Starting in the mid-1960s the only NFL team on TV in Tulsa was the Dallas Cowboys!!  So through thick and thin (about 25 years of thin), I have always been a Dallas Cowboy fan!  Guess what.......my Father's Day gift was an inflatable and well-lit Dallas Cowboy Helmet yard decoration!!   With the following Mrs. B in T stipulations:

• The Helmet may only be on from 12:01 AM on Cowboy game day to 11:59 on game night!
• The helmet may only be up 1 Dallas exhibition game!!
• You may not have a Halloween, Thanksgiving or Christmas blowup AT the same time as a Dallas Cowboy blowup!!  No multiple balloons in the yard per Mrs. B in T!!
• Must have insurance on the Dallas Cowboy blow-up in case of theft and/or fire!!  Lots of Cowboy haters out there!!
• No Dallas Cowboy yard flags!
• No Political yard signs while displaying Cowboy blowups!!
• Grandkids may not punch, bite, or defile Cowboy blowups!

Note:  she also stated firmly that this is not considered a Halloween decoration, this is currently still under negotiation!!

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B in T notes:

Bryan in Tulsa 2022 Heisman Projection:

1. C.J. Stroud, QB Ohio State - ended the season great in 2021!
2. Bryce Young, QB Alabama - Bryce is a close second to pulling an Archie Griffin, but C.J. is the new media love!
3. Caleb Williams QB, USC - a great talent that will be wasted in So Cal, could have won Heisman at OU!
4. Will Anderson Jr., LB Alabama, Many say he should be 1st defensive player to win the Heisman in 2 decades, he is a tackling machine!
5. Dillon Gabriel QB, Oklahoma, transfer from Central Florida, lefty reminds some of OU Heisman winner and Tennessee coach Josh Heupel, Gabriel  and new coach Lebby would share Heisman!!
6. Will Rogers QB, Mississippi State    Started since a true freshman in 2020, love the name, and never met a man he didn't like plus has a cannon for an arm!

1. Bijan Robinson RB, Texas Needs to hover around 2000 yards, to matter in the Heisman running!  Longhorns don't have the O-line to get Bijan 2 grand!!
2. Spencer Rattler QB, South Carolina - 2021 with OU he was the Heisman frontrunner, long shot with the Gamecocks!
3. Spencer Sanders QB, Oklahoma State - steady Eddy QB and has been successful enough to keep the quirky Cowboy fans happy!!
4. KJ Jefferson QB, Arkansas - KJ can Heisman stiff-arm a Rhino, AND call the Hogs with another arm!

Others receiving Votes: 

Justin Wright LB, Tulsa

 Jackson Pressly QB, Jenks Freshman

Top 5 Hidden Gems of Summer Festivals in the USA!

1. Testicle Festival — Olean, MO

The small town of Olean, Missouri is more than proud of its annual Testicle Festival which draws thousands to the area to participate. While deep fried Rocky Mountain Oysters and deep fried turkey testicles are the main attraction, the festival also includes live local music, competitions and family-friendly events and games. But don’t worry, there’s a variety of different food vendors for those who aren’t interested in tasting the main attraction!!

1. Rubber Ducky Festival — Bellaire, MI

This August 15-16 the town of Bellaire will host its 12 Days of Summer Celebration, culminating in the annual Rubber Ducky Festival!!Festival-goers purchase a number that corresponds with a rubber ducky and then thousands of ducks are dumped into the river that runs through town!!  Onlookers cheer as their rubber ducky races a quarter mile to the finish line and the first 27 ducks to finish the race are rewarded with a cash prize!!  A Rubber Ducky Parade precedes all the action alongside live music, sidewalk sales, inflatables for the kids, face painting and more!!

1.  National Baby Food Festival — Fremont, MI 

Top Festival for the B in T family, anything with baby food samples is perfect!!  Did you know Fremont, Michigan is the Baby Food Capital of the World? Well now you do. And Fremont’s National Baby Food Festival is much loved by all who attend the annual event!!  The home to Gerber Products Company, Fremont hosts this festival for the public to enjoy with a plethora of baby-oriented events and competitions like a baby crawl, a baby food cook-off, an adult baby food eating contest, and a baby photo contest!!

1. The World of Faeries Festival — South Elgin, IL

From faerie dance lessons and tea parties in the Wildflower Garden, to gypsy belly dancing, bubble shows and mystical merchants; anyone can be a fairy for a day at The World of Faeries Festival!!  This whimsical two-day event in South Elgin, Illinois has been a tradition for 11 years now and this year’s event is scheduled for August 1-2! The festival is meant for visitors of all ages and as one would assume, costumes are highly encouraged!!

1. Wisconsin State Cow Chip Throw and Festival — Prairie du Sac, WI

What could possibly be weirder than a festival full of people throwing poop Frisbees? I really don’t know, but Wisconsinites love it!!  The Wisconsin State Cow Chip Throw and Festival is held every Fall in Prairie du Sac and celebrates the long-standing tradition of tossed cow chips, which were originally used by early settlers for fuel!  The Cow Chip Throw is one of the community’s most anticipated events of the year alongside the Tournament of Chips Parade featuring Cowabunga, the 13-foot-tall Trojan cow on wheels. It’s pulled down the street with all the other floats and is the star of the show!!

B in T Tidbits:

• Oklahoma 165lb Shortstop Superstar is a young Keanu Reeves lookalike!!  Yes?  No?

• B in T Big 12 Title Odds:

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Oklahoma 150 to 100

Oklahoma State 250 to 100

Texas 350 to 100

West Virginia 800 to 100

Baylor 1000 to 100

Iowa State 1300 to 100

TCU  1400 to 100

Kansas State  2000 to 100

Texas Tech  2800 to 100

Kansas  1500000 to 100

• Cascia Hall SS Cooper Lai, has received an offer from Oklahoma State!  At 6’1” 200lbs Cooper can lai the wood on ya!!

• Tulsa University football QB Davis Brinn signed a lucrative contract with local Richard Alexander of Hasty-Bake, who is the God of the charcoal cookers!!  Davis has agreed to deliver each Hasty-Bake sold in the Tulsa area personally with an autographed TU football!!  Davis will receive a deluxe Hasty-Bake cooker, trailer, and lifetime supply of charcoal valued at $19,445! 

• Winston, a French Bulldog from Bixby, won the non-sporting group at the 146th Annual Westminster Kennel Club Dog Show in New York on Tuesday!!  This might be the coolest-looking dog ? ever!!  Very muscular with strong chest and buttocks muscles!!  I have a huge dog crush on Winston!!  As you can tell by his muscle tone he works out daily with the Bixby Spartan football team!!

Have a great sports week!!

B in T

Bryan in Tulsa

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My 6-month-old youngest grand Precious Baby Girl Elliot:

-102nd Percentile Height

-101st Percentile Head Circumference

-99.8 Percentile in Weight

-100 Percentile in Jaw circumference (close to a bear cub)!

-She is wearing 12-month-old clothing and can palm a cantaloupe!!

-At 6 months old she can bench a Fisher-Price piano and pull a Barbie Corvette with her teeth!!

-At the Bishop Kelley girls wrestling camp she was the top female wrestler under 6 yrs old!!

Bishop Kelley Wrestling Camp

1st Place - Hammer Power Drive

-Elliott is great for lines at restaurants for 5$ hamburger specials!!  One blown-out dirty diaper will set our seat beeper off and Elliott and fam go straight to the front of the line!!

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B in T notes:

The Thunder’s next superstar??

Chet Holtgrem 7’1” 195lb

The OKC Thunder's 2nd pick in the 2022 draft looks amazing!! 

All Oklahoma City newborn children will be named Chet for the next 10 years!!  The thin man can ball!!  

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-10 University of Football Tulsa Transfers from POWER 5 SCHOOLS!

Ok, Ok, Ok, Trinity Valley is not a power 5 conference school.....but their table tennis team is nationally ranked!!

Wide receiver, Kentucky

Isiah Epps (Jenks)

Defensive lineman, Colorado

Jayden Simon

Defensive lineman, Mississippi State.  Ani Izuchuwu

Defensive back, Wisconsin

Offensive lineman, Illinois

Brody Wisecarver

Offensive lineman, Tennessee

Chris Akropoeghepe

Offensive lineman, OU

Darrell Simpson

Tight end, Arizona State

Wide Receiver, Trinity Valley

Carl Chester

Defensive back/Star, Georgia

Running Back/ Virginia Tech

Taj Gary 

These schools are very good academic schools, as well!!

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-McCarthy Needs to Learn to Stop Cheating!

Dallas HC Mike McCarthy was fined $100,000, and the Cowboys have been docked from organized team activity for 2023 for holding practices that were deemed too physical by the NFL executives!  The same fine was issued to the Cowboys in 2021.  

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What will happen first?????????

1. Texas gets into the college football playoffs CFP or Texas A&M gets into the CFP, According to my Aunt Dickie the 9th try is a charm!!

1. Florida International University win another game (11-game losing streak) or Tulsa University builds an indoor practice facility?

1. The PAC 12 gets back into the CFP Final Four (5 years no show) or hell freezes over?? 

1. B in T writing is put into some small newspapers or pigs flying in a frozen he??!!

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-B in T’s Small High School Football Coverage is lacking:

The Oklahoma Small school football All-Star Game at the Miami, Oklahoma’s Multi-Purpose Athletic facility, was an awesome display of small school football talent in Oklahoma.!!  Dewars is an 8-man football powerhouse!!  And I know that my 11 readers are thinking that B in T will try to tell you the this was where Dewars RUM was created and sold!?!?!?  Nope, but Dewars does have a great breakfast diner that I will be visiting very soon!  Many of my critics say that I never talk about 8 man football!!  So, I have borrowed the brain of high school writing legend Barry Lewis!  B in T’s High School Diner of the week may go to this 8-man football powerhouse in 2022!!  The Dewar’s four all-stars are quarterback Jameson Ross, receivers/defensive backs Thomas Brownfield and Kaelem Carter, and end Marshall Been!!  They will be joined on the Green roster by three players from Class C champion Timberlake — running back JJ Pippin, and linemen Colten Lormand and Cade Severin. Also on the Green squad are Class B champion Laverne running backs Mason Massee and Houston Bockelman!

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-Oklahoma has won so many Heisman’s we use them as door stoppers! Arrogant…..but is the damn truth!! 

Barry Switzer’s front door FOYER, with Heisman at the bottom!      

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B in T Tidbits:

‘Clem’ Kaddidlhopper is a name you do not here often like the Thunder first found pick ‘Chet’ Holmgren!! We need more Chets and Clem names in this world!!

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OU’s Lebby is the Number 1 QB Coach in America:  He will be a hot commodity after OU leads the nation in total offense in 2022!!

Jeff Lebby via Ole Miss will be the Offensive Coordinator for OU for 1 year before rejoining the Rebels as head coach!!  Current Rebel coach Lane Kiffin will take an NFL job with the Texans while head coach Lovie Smith replaces NFL Commissioner Roger Goodell!!!  Goodwill becomes Trump's running mate for 2024!! 

I digress, Oklahoma State’s Tim Rattay made the top 50.  The former SF 49ers and record-setting La Tech QB, is the 44th best QB coach in America!!

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Top  5 Football Teams Tedd Lasso may coach next:

1. Owasso High School, Tulsa Oklahoma -  Lasso has been highly recommended to replace Owasso legendary coach Bill Blankenship!
2. Iowa Hawkeyes - Tedd will be great for the kids if the Iowa Stead Family Children's Hospital!  
3. Kansas State Wildcats - 1 of 2 teams from his home state of Kansas, that will come calling for his services!  Recruiting numbers will be amazing, and midwest moms love him!  
4. Michigan Wolverines - the ‘Golly geez whiz’ good ole boy slang from Lazzo will go well with the Khakis leftover from Harbaugh!
5. Dallas Cowboys - why not, everyone else has coached Dallas!

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Leaders in Coaching buyouts waste of money:

Auburn- $31.2 million - Mansion and yacht for former Coach Gus Malzahn!

Nebraska - $28.5 million - Nebraska fires coaches like my Aunt Dickie went through ex-husbands!!  Her name really was Dickie, rest in peace Aunt Dickie, ask Mrs. B in T, real name and not made up!!

Kansas - $20 million- Les Miles’ great-great grandkids have full rides to any college in Europe!

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Oklahoma Athletic Director Joe Castiglione has told TMZ that OU and Southern Cal may do a four game home and home series starting in F--- No and never and ending in F--- No and are you on crack!!  Here is a look at the OU ad campaign!

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Lollygagging - my new fav word!!  Most folks “spend time aimlessly” or “usually heavily medicated”, think the definition has something to do with gagging on lollypops!!  Wrong Candyland breath!!

MLB

Cardinals:  their record no longer manners to me!

I just sent a text to my brother, who is a HUGE Dodger fan:

“I will trade to LA right now, Arenado and Goldshit for any Dodger pitcher and 100 lbs of LA weed”!

You may be chuckling, but just wait!!

Dodgers - 82 - 10 see above

Rangers - 41 -48 Bring back Ron Washington!!  

Astros - 72-22-  No drum bangin this year, just good baseball!!  Go Stros, my new favorite team!!  Altuve’s new Hiltshire Farms little weenies commercial has sparked some controversy among the midget population of Houston!!  Stay tuned to B in T for further scoop!!

Have a great sports week!!

B in T

Bryan in Tulsa

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The Amarillo Zoo captured a strange image outside the zoo in the dark and early morning hours of May 21 (around 1:25 a.m.)!!  Is it a person with a strange funnel-like head who looks a little like Huffy Hurricane a former University of Tulsa mascot!!  

Do you have any ideas of what this Amarillo Zoo picture could be?  Is it Huffy Hurricane!??  Is it a Chubbacobra??  Is it Mothman?  Pumpkin ? Man?  Please call Amarillo Park and Zoo security if you have seen an alien or mascot similar to the picture above!!  

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B in T notes:

Top 10 most hated things by Tulsa University fans or B in T:

1. SMU fans - I am not a fan of the little SMU preschool children wearing Pony sweater vests who flip you off when you wear Blue and Gold!!  
2. When the TU fans are outnumbered by the visitor fans at Chapman or Reynolds Center - thank you Wichita State fans, ORU fans, OU fans, and OSU fans!
3. Razorback plastic hog hats - The Story goes:  I was 11 years old when my mom took me to my first TU-Arkansas football game!  Two large gents with matching plastic hog hats sat behind us and yelled TU obscenities and drank about a keg of ? beer!  After one of these gents tossed their groceries in their hog hats and on my back, I started hating hog hats!!
4. All Refs - the Referees always hate Tulsa because we do not give them free food or drinks, and more bad calls for Tulsa and guess what, we hate all refs!  Cheaters!  TU fans, in my experience, never get calls!!  Never, ever in a billion years!!
5. Two New Tulsa Chapman Stadium Rules:  258455.1 rule:  no one can bring a keg into the stadium, also:  265776.1 rule:  no one may bring bongs or brownies in the stadium (this one sucks)!  I hear they have brownie sniffing dogs!!
6. Bowl Games with fewer than 5000 fans- TU fans understand 
7. Stale popcorn - the same mother chicken popcorn, has been served at TU sporting events for 50 years!!  
8. Friday Night ESPN football- goes against local high school games and in Oklahoma the TV viewership would be more for the local Tulsa high school game of the week!!  True shat!!
9. Rice football - never compare your university to TU, in football, for God sake!!
10. Yellow Spandex TU spirit pants -  do not try to get a mental picture of this, please don't try!  I have spotted these atrocities at Chapman Stadium!!

Adam Wainwright and Yadi Molina will be featured in a new commercial campaign for Budweiser, one celebrating their shared careers, their shared comebacks, and shared triumphs under the banner!!  The Cardinals duo, who is approaching the all-time record for starts as a battery, will also be featured on special cans as "legendary teammates.!!  Go Redbirds!!

B in T Top 10 hottest men’s college campuses:

1. Tulsa University-very good-looking older men throughout the campus, also known as creepers!!
2. The University of Oklahoma- best farmer tans in America!
3. The University of Colorado - study, ski, and tan is all the Colorado men do!!
4. Oklahoma State -voted second best farmer tans in America!
5. The University of Nevada - you will find numerous gigolos at Nevada U!
6. Arkansas University - Razorback men are often mistaken for rugged Timberlane mountain men!!
7. The University of Arizona - student body Az men wear speedos to class!
8. Oral Roberts University - Godly men are sexy!
9. Kansas University - the ‘50 Shades of Grey’ male character in the movie is from Lawrence!!
10. The University of Utah - the men are prettier than the women at Utah!!  Little known fact! 

B in T tidbits:

• Former 1990s Jenks QB son has transferred from Hollywood where father Brian makes movies!  True freshman and Trojan QB Jackson Presley has moved to Jenks and already has offers from Texas A&M, Arizona, and Oregon, among others!!  He has the entire Jenks freshmen cheer squad on his Apple phone!!

• Two years in a row ORU Super guard Max Ambas has left the NBA hanging and returned to Oral Roberts!!  In a world where players transfer for reasons like jersey colors and crazy girlfriends Max is back for another season of fun and winning at Oral Roberts!!

• Three or four years ago we lost to SMU in Smallas, Texas, in which in said game we missed a 25 and 27-yard field goal AND an extra point!!!  This poor kicker was given a wrath of shat from my 60-year-old + brothers who had made a short rode trip to bond!!  Three years later he is rated the 3rd best kicker in college football!  We saw Mr. Zach Long and his family at breakfast the next day and after some kicking tips from the TU old farts he became an All-American!!  True story!!

• Tom Brady and Aaron Rodgers defeated Patrick Mahomes and Josh Allen in Match Play Golf at Southern Hills last week!!  The match was for charity and became controversial when the young guns Mahomes and Allen became angry when a dead skunk was found in the golf bag of Mahomes!!  This caused Allen to miss a 4-foot putt and gave the match to veterans Brady and Rodgers!!

MLB

Cardinals- 43-34 - Looks like an old battle of the ? Beer Gods, between as The Old Milwaukees of Brewerland VS the legends of Cardinal Red and Budweiser!!  Both beer companies will be snorting the suds until the first week of October where we will have forgotten about baseball and are dreaming about first downs and tailgating margaritas!!

Dodgers 46-28  I only write about the Dodgers cause my brother loves them!!  At time he lives in St.Louis and loves the Dodgers!!  He loves baby cardinals but hates Cardinal Baseball, our father once bought us Cardinal underwear and diapers and he STILL loves the Corn Dodgers!!  

Rangers- 36-37

The Rangers are only 4 games behind Tampa Bay for the last AL wild card slot!!  Playoff tickets will be printed next week for those over-exuberant Ranger fans!!

Astros - 47-27 - The Astros could play the remainder of their games with their AAA league team, Sugar Land (not to be confused with Candy Land) Space Cowboys (not to be confused with Space Cadet), and finish in first place!!!  No shat!!  A fricken 19-game lead over the second-place team!!  TO MY KIN FOLK IN HOUSTON, whom we love ❤️ so dearly and may or may not read this crap, the season is over and you may watch summer reruns instead!!

Have a great sports week!

Bryan in Tulsa

Bryan in Tulsa

Go Sooner Baseball!!  World Series finals!!

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BOBBLEHEAD FAMILY SPORTS:

Football Season is 67 days away!!

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B in T notes

Oklahoma State Fans Most Hated List:

1. Oklahoma fans- OU fans are the antichrist to the Cowboys!
2. Barry Switzer- Oklahoma State fans raise their young to never say the F word, Sh word, Barry and Switzer or they will go straight to HE??!!!
3. Baker Mayfield- OSU fans love to watch Baker struggle on the field while his commercial appeal declined as well!
4. Sooner Schooner- many think the Sooner Schooner was booby-trapped by some OSU mechanical engineer students causing the Schooner to tip over a few years ago!!
5. Mike Gundy- many OSU fans just do not like Mike, cuz he only occasionally beats OU, which is not enough!
6. Skinny Jeans- Wranglers all the way!
7. Crimson Red- same color as blood AND the Sooners!!
8. When Eskimo Joes has the last call for alcohol ?!!
9. When we have way too much rain in the wheat fields of Stillwater and Kay County!!
10. Texas Longhorns- Even TU and ORU fans hate the Longhorns!!

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2022 College Football is Raising Naming Imaging Likeness (NIL) monies : 

July 14th 

Nick Saban vs Jimbo Fisher

Mazola Wrestling contests

3 rounds or till one gives up!

Held at the AT&T Stadium in Arlington, tickets have been sold out for months!!  Both coaches will wear nothing but goggles and banana Speedos!!  Expected NIL funds raised: $11 million split between Bama and Aggie land!

July 24th

Lincoln Riley vs Brent Venables

Old fashion MMA bout!!  The bout will be at the MGM Grand in Las Vegas, sold out ten days after Lincoln bolted to So Cal!!  Riley would not travel within 2 states of Oklahoma!!  Expected NIL funds raised- $13.5 split between OU and USC!

August 3rd

Concert at Cains Ballroom  starring LB Justin Wright and OL Chris Paul (Washington Commanders) - Tickets are still available!  Both entertainers will be singing their hearts out for the University of Tulsa NIL funds!  Expected NIL funds raised for the University of Tulsa - $7,245.33

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B in T Tidbits:

• Cal Swanson 2023 QB out of Ardmore earns his first FBS offer!!  Stoked for worked hard for this one!!  6-foot-3, 190 pounds and throws an effortless, accurate ball!!  It was only a matter of time before he ascended to Power 5 status!  He has since committed to the Illini!!

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• Whatever happened to the Cubs Sammy Sosa?

-a skin transplant?

-joined Dancing with the Stars

-joined a barbershop quartet in the Dominican Republic 

-created skin moisturizing product called ‘Glowing’ 

-wrote a book called ‘A White Dude in a Dominican Body’  Sold 10’s!

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• I see a strange resemblance here, do you?  Southern Cal - Coach Putin.                   VS

• Russian New President Lincoln Riley

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• Top Name Imaging Likeness (NIL) Money Rankings

1 - Bryce Young QB 3.1 M Alabama

2 - Caleb Williams QB USC 2.4 M

3 - CJ Stroud QB 2.4 M

4 - Spencer Rattler QB South Carolina 2 Million

5 - Quinn Evers QB Texas 2 M

Others:

145th - General Booty OU QB $12,456 Sonic has named a shake after him called........you guessed it......the ‘Booty Shake’!!

Booty Shake

189th - Spencer Sanders OSU QB $10,035  Spencer Sander’s took over Spencer Rattler’s old Charlie’s Chicken ? gig with a slight change in the last name!!

275th - Davis Brinn Tulsa QB $6,277  Davis also has the rights to 30 coneys a week from the 11th Street Coney Island!!  Must wear a Coney Island shirt out publically 3 nights a week!!  True shat!

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• Things beginning to look like Christmas for Cushing 2023 QB Blaze Berlowitz!!  The 6’3” 215lb QB with a howitzer for an arm has college recruiters drooling and sitting outside of the Cushing locker rooms to chat with Berkowitz!!  Now it needs to happen for Cushing WR Camden Crooks!  He’s been one of the most productive players in NE Oklahoma over the last 2 years!!

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• UCLA Bruin Maya Brady hit two homers against the Sooner softball machine!!  And yes she IS the niece of the most perfect human quarterback machine alive, G.O.A.T!!!  Tom Brady!!  

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MLB:

Astros:  42- 25

P Lance McCullars has started rehab and should be throwing BBs soon!!  With a ten-game lead in their division the Astros have decided to do some ‘load management’ and will let superstar Altuve have the rest of the season off till playoffs!!  Is that cheating????

Cardinals:  39 -31

Young arms, Gordon Graceffo, was recently called up to Springfield and lefty Mark Liberature was called up to St. Louis for a couple of starts, both will be in the rotation by the end if the year!  Trust me, never wrong!

Cubs 26-42

Cubs snap the Brave's 15-game winning streak!!  Cubs have a huge ticker-tape parade to celebrate stopping another MLB team's winning streak!!

Rangers - 33-36

Shortstop Marcus Simien is starting to hit above his weight and causing the Texas brass to feel strong about finding a SS that will finally be decent!!

Have a great sports week!

Bryan in Tulsa:

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Family Bobbleheads:

Ok, ok, the last of the B in T PGA stuff but this picture of Mr. and Mrs. B in T’s nephews from Blackwell, handsome son, and cute daughter at the Southern Hills PGA had to be shown off one last time!!  The boy's dad, Jami’s brother passed away last December from a heart attack.  He would have loved to spend any time at the golf course and just watch the golfers and more importantly watch the people who watch the golfers!!  I knew Mike about a month less than I know Jami, and although it is cliche like he was just like a brother to me.  The first day I arrived in Blackwell, over 38 years and 1 month ago, at the farmhouse on Hubbard Road and after meeting her mom and dad, Mike showed up in a pickup truck with 2 friends and a case of Coors Light!!  That was my introduction to Mike, and as we took off into the dirt roads of Blackwell hooping and hollering, I ? prayed that I made it back alive to ask Mr. Morrill for Jami’s hand in marriage!!  I made it back after rolling the pickup a couple of times and crashing a few rural mailboxes!!  Never once did Mike say a derogatory word to me unless TU beat OSU in football or basketball and he would not say a word for a week but always came around and still did not say a negative word!!  Love u, Mike!

Tell God that there are only 85 days till FOOTBALL!!

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B in T Notes:

Parker Thune of OU Insider reports: 

As first reported by OUInsider’s Brandon Drumm on Saturday afternoon, four-star 2024 DL Xadavin Sims is set to bring his talents across the Red River for his final two years of high school football.  The 6-foot-3, 250-pound defensive lineman spent the first two seasons of his prep career at Denison High School in Texas, but he’s now been cleared to transfer to Durant (Okla.) High School in time for his junior season in the fall of 2022. Sims, who’s the No. 79 overall player in the 247Sports Composite rankings for the class of 2024, immediately becomes the cycle’s top player in the state of Oklahoma. Previously, the only nationally ranked 2024 prospect from the Sooner State was five-star defensive lineman David Stone, but he transferred to IMG Academy this past winter and is thus officially classified as a Florida prospect. Sims now gives the state its lone representative in the Top247 for the class of 2024!!

OU Portalling IN Wide-Outs:

Jeff Lebby is making quite the impression in the transfer portal pitching his offense of late!  Win back-to-back weeks, he’s landed another wide receiver out of the transfer portal with multiple years of eligibility!  Last week it was Javian who transferred from Missouri!  A week later it’s LV Bunkley-Shelton, a transfer from Arizona State!

Less than a week after adding Pittsburgh transfer Davis Beville to be the apparent backup to Dillon Gabriel, the Sooners have dipped into the junior college ranks with the addition of General Booty!!  WHAT A NAME!

New TU Basketball coach Konkol is handing out local high school basketball offers like they are hot cakes, as my Grandma Audoo once said!! 

5-star SG David Castillo, a 2024 prospect from Bartlesville (OK), has been offered by the new TU coach!!

B in T Tidbits:

• Jerry Jeudy was arrested on misdemeanor charges of “2nd-degree criminal tampering w/a domestic violence enhancer”  According to my TMZ Criminologist source this could be a cut telephone wire, standing in the way on a street encounter, or mooning someone at a restaurant!  The charges were dropped the 1st of June!

• Tulsa’s new throw back football helmet could be seen at TU’s first home game in September of 2022!

• Maine United high school basketball has a 6’8” stud named Cooper Flagg that has all the NCAA basketball bluebloods traveling to Maine!!  The 2025 prep analysts has him rated the number 3 player in the nation!!  The Tulsa college atmosphere would be great, OU needs players, and OSU can offer Eskimo Joe’s and Maine cannot!  Watch for Cooper Flagg from Nikonos, Maine to have every college in America after him!!  

• All the National Weathermen have become powerlifters with no neck!!  Our local weathermen do not lift weights, Travis Meyers, Dan Thredkell or Alan Crone have never been close to a weight set!!  These local guys are cool and all have necks!!  Don't go with the national look, local dudes!!

• I was obsessed with this game and eventually graduated to Tudor Electric Football!!  Any one else??

• Oklahoma basketball coach Porter Mosier likes to sit on the scorer's table!!  In fact, he is so hyper that he has asked the University to hire him a pullback coach similar to new OU football coach Venables!!

True shat dude!

• On the Jim Glover Chevrolet commercials, which are awesome, does Mr. Glovers daughter have a twin or is that a stunt double for the young lady!  Or am I just old and running out of things to write about before football season starts in 96 days?

MLB:

Cardinals - Nolan Gorman could be the hottest selling jersey since the ‘82 Vince Coleman foot stuck in the Busch Stadium Tarp rollup machine jersey!!

Rangers -  Martin Perez was the pitcher to f the month in May!!  The lefty is also known for his slider which is rare for a southpaw!!  4-0 with a 0.42 ERA while dancing around the Maypole in the Ranger’s Merry, Merry Month of May!!!!

28-28 hangin at 5 hondo!

Cubs - Caleb Killian from high school prospect to Texas Tech top man all the way to top prospect of the Cubs, this dude can pitch!!  He lasted a strong 5 innings in his Major League debut against the Cardinals, ended up with a no-decision!!

Have a great sports week!

Bryan in Tulsa

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Family Bobblehead Sports:

Two-Year-Old vs Papi B in T

During the Tulsa PGA, Mimi B in T and Papi B in T were sequestered into their home for 3 evenings to watch their little granddaughter Charlie while their 4-month-old baby sister stays at St. Francis Children's Hospital recovering from pneumonia!!  With dad working hours and hours preparing for the PGA at Southern Hills, Mimi and Papi B in T we're called in to assist with Charlie!!

Some interesting observations were detected over these three evenings!!  

• Papi was followed everywhere by Charlie, except in the restroom!  As the book above explains never follow a gassy old man anywhere!!
• If it's evening news time, Mimi trumps all Charlie shows, such as Barney, Moana or Dug!!  The term ‘trumps’ is meant:  beat (someone or something) by saying or doing something better. “taste trumps most if not all other factors when consumers choose food products"  No political meaning!!  Hehe!
• Papi caught himself watching Frozen II, 45 minutes after Charlie’s head hit her Olaf pillow!  NBA on TNT was on too!!!???  Embarrassing and the 15 readers/relatives should tell no one!!
• We learned numerous types of hide and seek games, that were designed and normally won by Charlie!!
• We worked on her underhand softball pitching!
• We worked on our TU football cheers!
• Armed with Detangler and hairbrush we both completed proper hair comb-overs!!

It was a blessed time with Charlie that will always be remembered by Mimi and Papi!!  

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B in T notes:

Friendliest College Football Fans:

Noteworthy:

-Tulsa is 3rd nicest in the American Athletic Conference, IT IS TIME TO BE LESS NICE, and get into some opponent's faces!!!

-Nebraska is the number 1 nicest fan base in the Big 10!!!  And they have sucked in football each year!!  Shove an ear of corn in their ear, get mean Husker fans!!

-Iowa State Cyclone fans are the 2nd nicest in the Big 12, and with former QB named Purdy gone to the NFL it's time for the Clone fans to get mean and nasty!!

-Texas A&M fans are rated as the nicest fans in the SEC, which as a closet A&M fan I must disagree cuz the Aggie fans that I know are cutthroat and maniacal!!  Or the SEC is a real, real badass conference!

-Southern Cal is in the middle of the PAC 10 as far as fan niceness!!  After a year of nicey nice Mr. Riley and his skinny jeans USC will be at the top of the PAC 10 in smiles, giggles and backstabbing!!

Clones Coach Can Recruit Gems:

Just look at these NFLers!

Leading rushers on Matt Campbell-coached teams the last 8 years!

2014- Kareem Hunt

2015- Kareem Hunt

2016- David Montgomery

2017- David Montgomery

2018- David Montgomery

2019- Breece Hall

2020- Breece Hall

2021- Breece Hall

Oklahoma Has a NIL of Their Own:

Legendary Bootlegger’s Son and OU Football Coach Barry Switzer has added his vision of a Name, Image, and Likeness deal for all OU Athletes with emphasis on football!

OU joins an ever-growing list of schools with at least one NIL collective. The known total is nearing four dozen.  Switzer said in a press release that every OU football player will have an opportunity to earn between $40,000-$50,000 per year through the collective program while still being able to participate in other NIL opportunities outside of 1Oklahoma.

So, how will athletes get paid?

The answer: Fans donate to 1Oklahoma, and the collective program then disburses those funds to athletes!!  How much athletes receive is based on how much they work with partnered nonprofit organizations.. Once athletes choose a nonprofit that aligns with their values, they will use their name, image and likeness for promotion!!  A checklist will detail what they need to do each month!!  Duties can range from social media posts to autographed memorabilia that the nonprofit organization can then auction off!

The partnered nonprofits benefit from the promotion, while the athletes are compensated for their time by 1Oklahoma's donor-generated funds. The collective program will also have a portal that will detail the transactions!!  This college ran NIL program will not give the OU students Lambrighinis or Bentleys but is a good start and the legend of Sooner Football will have to do the rest!!  

Go Longhorns’ Brendon Marion!!

I will never, in a million cow chips be a fan of Texas Longhorn football but every time I can bring ex-TU stud Brennon Marion's name up, who by the way is the receivers coach and pass coordinator for the Longhorns, I do!!  Brennan Marion was one of best big play receivers that has worn the blue and gold since Chris Penn or Ricky Watts!!  He averaged 31.9 yards per catch during his 2007 season AND he fist-bumped my son in the endzone after an 80-yard touchdown pass at Skelly Stadium!!  While in junior college, he didn’t have housing and would sleep in the press box just to keep his scholarship!! Seventeen years later, he’s been a successful coach and now at Texas!

B in T tidbits:

• Kirk Herbstreit leaving ESPN for Amazon where he will be on the new Thursday Night Football, he will also star in a new Amazon movie where he will star as Jessica Simpson’s dad!!  Herbstreit will continue as a host on ESPN Gameday but cannot wear an Amazon or an ESPN jacket during the legendary Saturday morning broadcasts!!  Both Bzillion dollar media moguls have agreed to allow Herbstreit to wear a plain pink blazer with yellow pants!!  No shat!

• Bishop Kelley Soph QB Jack Taylor has a good arm, needs to grow but look for good things from this Comet!
• Mrs. B in T has threatened numerous times to send me to the transfer portal of marriage!
• CFS Teams who don't have a 1st Round pick college football in the last 10 years:

  *    • Vanderbilt

• • Colorado
• • Georgia Tech
• • Rutgers
• • Arizona
• • Kansas
• • Nebraska
• • Indiana
• • Iowa State
• • Illinois
• • VirginiA
• • Kansas State

• Lou Dawkins will be the new head coach at Muskogee High School!!  Dawkins played for TU from 1989-94 and is best known for his 3-point shot that ensured the Golden Hurricane's first Sweet 16 berth with a victory over Oklahoma State in the 1994 NCAA Tournament at Oklahoma City!!  And where we're you when Lou hit the magical shot that sent Tulsa to the Sweet 16 for the first time in close to a billion years!!  I remember heading to big Cedar Lodge the day TU won that game and stopping the car to the side of Highway 64 and jumping up and down with Jami and my youngsters Jordan 8, Lance 6, and Maddie 2 starring at me as I made an idiot of myself on the side of the road!!  

• Bijan Robinson, Texas Longhorn stud running back, just agreed to a deal with Lamborghini of Austin that will allow him to drive a different color car every week to class and one social event during the 2022 football season!!  When Dreams turn into Reality. God, I’m Grateful. ?? Thank you #LamborghiniAtx for the partnership!!

MLB

Cardinals:   27-21   The Birds are warming up at the same time their pitching staff injuries surmount!!  Rookie lefty Libarature won his first major league game against the Brewers!!  Rookie second baseman Nolan Gorman looks like a future star after 10 days in the majors!!  Injuries have slowed the Redbirds down but with healing and a farm system back on track, things are looking rosy red!!

Rangers - 24- 25  Centerfielder Aldonis Garcia is heating up and so are the Rangers!!  The hitting must carry this team cuz the pitching staff ain't!!  Starter Martin Perez has an unbelievable ERA at 1.60 but the rest of the starting staff is in the high fours!!

Cubs - 21-28 

The Cubs and the White Sox fought in the City if Chicago and the North Siders dominated!!

The Cubs and the Sox are both average at best!

Royals - 19 - 32

Royals are beginning to look like fodder for the rest of the American League, a team for everyone to get ‘right’ on!!

Have a great sports week!!

B in T 

Bryan in Tulsa:

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The PGA Championship is over and the last bus has taken the fans to their cars from all over the world!!  There is a quiet all over Southern Hills, in South Tulsa!   This is the quiet confidence of having a successful event shown worldwide without a hitch!!  We are ready for the next big Golf event in Tulsa!!  Bring it on!!  Congratulation to the winner,             Justin Thomas who won after a playoff with Will Zalatoris!!  For the first time a major was tied at the end of regulation  in 20 years!!  Thanks to all of the winners who helped make this sporting event one of the best ever in Oklahoma!!

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Will we see the PGA back in Tulsa (T Town) in 2031??  Or the U.S. Open?

Bobblehead Sports: 

If you are pondering why Grandson Gus gets so much B in T airtime he is outnumbered 7 to 1!!!  Poor fellow!

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B in T notes:

2022 B in T Big 12 Football Predictions:

Top 10 B in T Way Early Tailgate Experiences!

1. Texas vs Oklahoma

Fried possum on a stick!!!  Nothing better!!  The Red River Rivalry pits Oklahoma and Texas against each other at the Cotton Bowl in Dallas every fall, and coincides with the Texas State Fair!!  Unlike the typical tailgate atmosphere, fans roam the fairgrounds in crimson and cream or burnt orange gorging themselves on delicious fried food, which includes outrageous delicacies like fried corn dogs, fried funnel cakes, fried pickles, fried Oreos, fried sticks of butter, fried beer and fried soda!!  My second favorite is fried armadillo on a stick!!  Very succulent!

1. Texas A&M

Numerous trips to this super festive football frenzy thanks to Mrs. B in T's Aggie relatives!!  There’s a reason Texas A&M fans are called The 12th Man. Enter Kyle Field, and see 102,733 fans sway in unison to the chants by Aggie Yell Leaders.

As far as tailgating, the food and hospitality are top-notch!

Cooking is an art form in College Station with outrageously delicious selections like smoked brisket, stuffed jalapenos, bacon mixed with cream cheese, ribeye wrapped with bacon and covered with bleu cheese, and all types of prime cuts — including gator bites when Florida comes to visit!!

1. Ohio State    As a TU fan the Buckeye tailgate was a bit intimidating by the simple number of fans with Bucky Buckeye Brutus heads on!!

         No tailgate list would be complete without the university that brags about being The Ohio State University!  Ohio State is steeped in tradition, including everything from Skull Sessions (pep rallies) at St. John Arena, The Best Damn Band in the Land, the wearing of scarlet and gray, the seriousness about competing for a national championship, and the spelling out of O-H-I-O!!!

1. Notre Dame

The fans are snooty but most are on first name basis with the Pope, so they say!!  Tulsa fans and myself were chastised for playing our victory song after the upset victory by my Golden Hurricane!!  I have never in a billion years heard anyone complain about our frickin band being TOO LOUD!!  Hehehe, but awesome atmosphere!!  Take the Stadium Tunnel Tour and take the walk into Notre Dame Stadium, something every Golden Domer has done since 1931.  Some consider South Bend to be the mecca of college football, so savor the tradition!!  I consider it history, cuz Tulsa will never be invited back there!!

1. Arkansas

B in T has been tailgating in hog land since they used actual baby piglets as the football!!  Superfans that the gentleman students wear suits for the entire 98-degree weather in early September!!  The tailgaters serve more hog pork than chicken, which makes the Tyson donors unhappy!!  

Hog-A-Rita-Ville is my favorite!!

1. 0klahoma

Super party before each home game, numerous trips there to visit  daughter over 9 years of college, and other super OU games!!  The football is not bad either!!  Haha

1.  Oklahoma State

Best looking female co-eds in college football!!  Eskimo Joes caters food for 65% of the tailgate spots!!  No shat!  Google it, a monopoly on chili cheese fries!!  Come on Stan?

1. Tulsa

Yes, yes, yes, homer answer to the nth degree!!  The best 5.25 years of my life were at Tulsa University and I have tailgated on every inch of the hollowed grounds of TU!!  I have passed out on every inch of the hallowed grounds of TU!  The TU Tailgators are my current tailgating crew and have been there since being kicked out of, Furr’s, Wildfork, and Luby’s in the 90s!!

1. Blackwell High School

Tailgating during Kay County Fair is like an acid trip!!  So fun, a great place to be when meeting your fiancee’s parents for the first freekin time!!  Deer meat sausage is the best for bbqueing while tailgating in Blackwell!!  And YES I did ask her dad if she could marry me at the Kay County Fair in Blackwell, Oklahoma!!

1. Cascia Hall High School

Steaks and baked potatoes on mostly Hasty-Bake grills!!  Daughter Jordan went to school there and would not let me attend any games, just the tailgates!  She said that I cussed too much during the game and the Fathers were watching me!!  Great tailgate for wine ?!!

B in T Tidbits:

• Mask mandates?  When to wear masks, when not to wear masks?  I am lucky to remember underwear each day!!  So glad that this is behind us........at least for a while!!???
• The Oakland A’s are averaging 4k per game!!  Time to move to Nashville, OKC, or Tulsa, soon!!
• I am ready for some FOOTBALL!!

I may scream for the Longhorns some in 2022!!

Brendan Marion vs. Texas Longhorn hatred - what a quandary!!  Mr. Marion, famous Golden Hurricane wideout during the Tasmanian Devil Todd Graham era, is the Texas Longhorn passing game Co-ordinaror and wide receiver coach at Texas!  I am immediately enamored by a Tulsa football grad coaching at a power 5 legend in Texas!!  But while pondering Coach Marion I am reminded that I am also a huge OU fan and a Horn Hater!!  So under certain circumstances, B in T will be rooting for Burnt Orange (Alabama vs Texas on Sept. 10)!!  Shhhhh!

• Davis Beville, a 6-foot-6 quarterback who appeared in nine games across three seasons at Pitt, announced his commitment to Oklahoma recently!!  He will be a solid backup for stud lefty Dillon Gabriel!!

MLB

Cardinals - 22-20 The Birds called 2B Gorman and lefty P Liberace up from AAA Memphis to help an anemic hitting lineup and a bumbling pitching staff!!  The Gorman kid led the minors in home runs but has only knocked in 23 runs with 16 home runs!!  Need better output if u want to be a Cardinal in the biggies bro!!

Royals - 14-26 - the Royals are dead last in the Majors in pitching so, the move by GM was to fire the hitting coach???!!!!  The GM should be removed!!  Manager Matheny is well respected in the St. Louis area and Kikapoo High School is looking for a hitting coach!!!  Dilly Dilly Royals fans!!

Rangers - Uncle Thurston!! The Rangers are in 3rd place in the tuff AL West!!!!   Time to party in Arlington!!  The Rangers are 19-22 and have the best record this deep in the season since Ron Washington tweaked the sidelines in 2010!!

White Sox-  21-21 - Manager Tony La Russo who at 78 is feeling the heat for the first time since arriving on the south side of Chicago!!  Inside sources say that La Russa may have Irritable Bowel Syndrome and that could add to the team's downhill slide!

Have a great sports week!!

Bryan in Tulsa!