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USC coach Lincoln Riley's 8 million dollar home is having a 1.5 million dollar home improvement project to add mirrors for his man cave!!

As you can see Muleshoe needs mirrors!

Bryan in Tulsa

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Bixby Blue 1st Grade 14

Sand Springs Black 1st Grade 12

Great game with no injuries except for Mr. Cheese!!

Even if TMZ/B in T did capture a picture before the cheese ball incident the party was delightful!!

Friday night's pregame dinner was at Chuck E. Cheese ? where a Bixby player, who will remain nameless, kicked Mr. Cheese in the cheese balls by accident!

Mr. Cheese, after the cheese ball incident was dancing the night away with the team and siblings!!  All was good and Mr. Cheese signed autographs for the kids while holding an ice pack!!

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B in T Rants:

If the most underachieving coach in the history of mankind, Texas A&M’s Jumbo Fisher, is fired today he will be owed a 77 million dollar buyout by the Donna, Howard, Kristen and Crispen family limited but unlimited Texas A&M doner trust!!  If he is released next year he will be given the college coaching Houdini Award for coming back to life to coach again at Oklahoma State in 2025??!!

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B in T College Football Picks:

Week 8 Venables Guest Get Coach:

Michael Meyers

Off-week Get Back coaches are still a must!!!  His knife (with blood dripping) says ‘Get Back’!

Alabama 38 Arkansas 30

The Tide almost forgot to roll, and you cannot call the Hogs in Alabama’s Brian Dennehy stadium!!  After the Tide was smoked by the rebuffed Longhorns, coach Frumpy Saban put the team on secret double probation a la ANIMAL HOUSE! 

Oklahoma State 34 Kansas 31

The Three Amigos QBs for State make coach Gundy look like a mad scientist!!  

Former Texas Tech QB Alan Bowman is the senior citizen at 24 and makes sure the younger Amigos are tucked in nighty night after each series!  Bowman will start and throw 2 touchdowns and run for one to win a crucial game for the Cowboys!  Gunnar Gundy is 20 the son of the OSU head coach Mad Scientist and is a strong dink and dunk passer!!  And the third Amigo is Garret Rangel a 19-year-old Sophomore who is very heady and reminds you of a young Mike Gundy back in the day!!  Finally, the main Gundy who stirs the pot is Momma Gundy who cracks the whip with her strong right arm!!  

Tennessee 31 Texas A&M 30

The Aggies are seemingly looking for a new head coach before they fire the current Jumbo Fisher!!  An interview with USC Lincoln Riley and the Board of Trustees was interrupted by a phone call from Dallas owner Jerry Jones who will buy out the Jumbo Fisher contract and the Lincoln Riley contract and hire both for the Dallas Cowboys!!  Great move Jerry!

Kansas State 31 at Texas Tech 20

Coach Kleiman is attempting to get a 6th year of eligibility for QB Will Howard!!  

Many folks say his parents use a bowl to cut his hair!!  STILL!!

Cincinnati 31 Iowa State 27

My good friend Kevin H. from Des Moines, Iowa via Tulsa, OK, via Northern Iowa, and via Cedar Falls, Iowa, kept transferring to a school that would accept his football talents and his Shroom problems!!  And his ego issues!!  BTW Kevin H., the Clones will not let a senior citizen play college football!  Hehehe!

                Kevin H.?

Notre Dame 38 USC 35

Notre Dame QB Hartman passed USC QB Caleb Williams for the Heisman lead after a last-minute touchdown to TE Mitchel Evans to beat the Jenks Trojans!!  Excuse me, the USC Trojans!!

Colorado 35 Stanford 17

The Colorado live Buffalo Ralphie hiked and dookied all over the Stanford Tree!!  The Sanders father/son combo continued to cry about the whole world hating them while at the same time kicking every ones arse!!  Wah wah wah!  Hand the poor Sanders a wah-wah crying wag!!  Now we know why the Colorado Buffalo Cheerleaders no longer follow Ralphie the pooping Bison ? onto the football field!!

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B in T High School Picks:

Where is Pumpkin Man and his special brownies this week?

On the west side of the Arkansas River is perhaps the coolest Octoberfest festival (actually rated 5th nationally) in America!)  THE TULSA OCTOBERFEST!!  Believe it or not the famous Pumpkin Man HAS NEVER made an appearance there!!  Well guess what German warm beer breath, he has now!!  The Man of Pumpkin was seen handing out spiked chocolate Jaeger shots (ewwwwwwww) to thousands of unsuspecting Tulsa Octoberfest participants!!  

*NOW* The Tulsa Octoberfest is expected to be ranked number 1 in the 2024 Octoberfest national rankings!!

Bishop Kelly 28 at Pryor 16

Bishop Kelleys DE Anthony Ibarra is one of 3 Comet defensive ends that can play on any high school in America!!  Bill Knight Ford is player of the week!! Anthony Ibarra!

Bixby 63 at Broken Arrow 23

****Taylor Swift Sighting*****

Loren Montgomery's wife’s beautician is also Taylor Swift’s!

Boogie Thurmond  is also a number of Hollywood stars beauticians!! Swift's swifties and numerous stars were at the Broken Arrow stadium to watch Taylor and Loren’s beautician!!

    Celebs in BA, Oklahoma

When a 6A team gets within 40 points of the Spartans a Saturday morning parade will ensue!!  Tough year for BA, but they will be back and badder!!

Hennessey 45 Blackwell 12

The Hens from Hennessey demolished Blackwell, as numerous deer hunters headed for their stands early to get that perfect shot!!  

BTW 52 Grant 0

The Booker T Hornets drill team and dance squad coupled with the powerful Hornet football team makes for a great duo of team spirit at the high school level!!

Carl Albert 49 Bishop McGinnis 22

The most stacked high school team NOT NAMED IMG FROM BOCA ROTAN, FLORIDA dominates the best Catholic team in the state of Oklahoma!!

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Football Robots from Florida!

Verdigris 26 at Cascia Hall 23

A Cardinal is not likely to defeat a Commando from Tulsa but go with it!!  Commandos are sleek military Seal Team armadas that can go to Mars to protect US soil!!  And surely stop a Cardinal, but not the case here!!  

Choctaw 49 Northwest Classen Knights 6

Choctaw’s freshman team is a 6-point favorite over the Knights JV!! 

Will Rogers 37 Hale 6

The Ropers have a number of senior players who could not make the Saturday morning game due to ACT testing!!  How times have changed since the 70s!!  So how are ACT scores categorized?  This is a topic that will never, ever be covered again in a B in T blog!!  Here goes!!  As of August of 2023, a 28 ACT score means you've scored better than 89% of students, and a 30 means you've scored better than 93% of them!  Anything 34 or above score is in the 99th percentile—a truly phenomenal individual!!  Rogers still dominated Hale without their senior class playing this Saturday!!  Cheers!

Will Rogers College High School OF ROCK!!

Holland Hall 36 Central 20

Since the Dutch started playing Oklahoma (OSSAA) schools 4 years ago the Holland Hall football team has learned several new football terms such as:  ‘ kiss off dude’, ‘you are an em-effer’, and ‘Have you met the Pumpkin Man,’?  

Holland Hall’s old private school league in Texas offers sideline misters and heated seats for the players!!  Each Houston player has their own doctor and training staff, and of course, each visitor locker room has its own team colors!

Welcome to Real Oklahoma 

H.S. football !!

O S S A A!!

Jenks 44 Moore 14

Jenks RB Kaydin Owens has more gears than a Formula 1 racer!!  His dad is Kejuan  Jones of Jenks and OU Sooner greatness!!  He did pass his talents and gears to his son, the current Jones sophomore running back and safety!!  Against Moore, Kaydin had 13 rushes for 172 yards and two touchdowns!!  Several college scouts have the young Jones as a 3-star with offers starting to bubble up for the 10th grader!!

Dad Jones is in the 

house 20 years ago!!

Kiefer 48 at Kansas 34

Kiefer Freshman Titus Bell who just turned 14 has just recently was not allowed to watch the premier of The Exorcist - Believer- for Halloween ?!   The team decided instead to attend a Thursday night pregame Casper (1995 original) at the Dollar Seventy-Five Theatre!  Good safe clean movie but some of the younger players did cover their eyes when cuddly, lovable Casper appeared!!

Owasso 66 Yukon 12

The ‘D’ at Owasso is led by Coach Antonio Graham who once took a nose guard twice his size and bench-pressed him 30 times to prove a point!!  Not sure what the point was but it was proven by Coach G!! 

What in the heck is a Miller?  

The creation of the Miller Man

in 1930 by the Yukon Public Schools honored the local industry and changed the school mascot from the Yukon Panthers to the Yukon Millers!!  Many visiting teams thought that the Millers were the small moths commonly found in sacks of flour!!  They still do!!  The Millers of the flour mills were often confused with miller bugs and Miller Light beer!!

The Graham-led Ram defense showed no mercy!!  

Tonkawa 34 at Morrison 22

Tonkawa’s sophomore studs are starting to take charge as key players for the future!!  Mrs. B in Ts Cousin Kelly and her better half Charlie, are constantly feeding the sophomore boys pecan pie, steak, bacon, sausage, and other select items to beef up the younger Buccaneers!!  

B in T Pro Picks:

Chiefs 140 Broncos  0

Go figure 140??  Ok….here is how ya figure it, simple shat:

*The Broncs lost to the Dolphins by scoring 70 points!  The Chiefs are twice as good as the Dolphins according to my friends in Chief Nation thus 70 X 2 = 140!!

*The remaining Bronc offensive players quit while Russell Wilson is still QBing the O in Denver——  thus giving you 0 points!!

B in T Tulsa University GPA 2.33; Quantitative Analysis Grade 4.25- True Shat!!   JK!

Texans 35 Saints 27

C J Stroud throws for 3 touchdowns and runs for 1 TD, while Saints QB Jameis Winston, who still insists he did not steal crab legs from a Publix grocer in college, threw for 2 TDs and 2 interceptions!!

Buccaneers 33 Lions 31

QB Baker Mayfield and wide-out Mike Evans have become best buds on and off the field!!  The duo hooked up for 2 TDs in the 4th quarter to overtake the Lions!!  Baker and Mike double-dated that night at Western Sizzlin, in Detroit!!

Chargers 31 Cowboys 21 

The Cowboys' Defensive coordinator was fired by the head Coach, the HC was fired by the GM, the GM was fired by the owner Jerry Jones and Jerry then fired himself!!  Dilly Dilly bitches!!

Have a great sports week!

Bryan in Tulsa

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B in T/TMZ names being volleyed around to replace Michigan State's exiled coach:  

Urban Meyer - FoxSports - according to FoxKids lead reporter - Pinky Scooptheif-  has stated that Urban will interview today with the Startan brass!!

Lincoln Riley- HC USC - Coach Riley is mentioned for every job this side of Mars University!  East Lansing city ordinances do not allow skinny jeans or Lululemon undies to be worn by state employees!!  Google it!!!Please!!

Loren Montgomery- HC Bixby -  possibly the predecessor for the ‘Bama Saban HC tree, but has said he will take the Michigan State HC job if the money is right!!  True that bro!!

Barry Switzer - Currently relaxing in Mathis Brothers Crimson and Cream Electric Recliner, with scotch on the rocks and a Busch Light!!  Barry will accept the Spartan position if he does not have to move from his Matthis Brother’s recliner!!

Chris Linder- HC Bixby 1st Grade Blue - waiting for Bixby HC position……Chris is really eyeing the Bixby girl's B-ball position but will take the helm of the Spartan downtrodden Football program if offered!

Bob Stoops - Rolling Rock Tequilla - Northeast guy and would fit in well in East Lansing!

Mark Stoops- Kentucky HC- the hottest Stoops in America!!  

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THE BEST HIGH SCHOOL HELMETS!!

Yuma, Arizona have the "Yuma Criminals"!!  That one threw me till I realized Yuma had a territorial prison in the 1800s and now has a state prison or maybe the way the football team plays like a Smooth Criminal!!  

New Berlin, Illinois have "The Pretzels" OK,- Berlin- Germany- Pretzels...I get it!!

**Note the Pretzel art detail

that goes into each helmet!**

Poca, West Virginia have "The West Virginia Poca Dots"!!  Their colors are Red and Grey and their cheerleaders wear Poca Dots!!  Yes, their uniform is a bright fuchsia Pink with Half Dolor-sized white Dots and I hear they're good!!  Their cheerleaders go to national competitions!!

*Now that brings us to TEXAS:  With 110-degree heat almost 2 weeks ago, I didn't know it could get that cold in the Lone Star State but Frost, Texashas "The Polar Bears" fo sho! 

and Winters, Texas has "The Blizzards"!!  Maybe they're just trying to get free DQ treats!!

But the best is Mesquite, Texas where Mesquite High School is known as "The Skeeters!!

Bryan in Tulsa

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Bobblehead Sports:

Bixby 1st Grade Blue 18 -

Claremore Sequoyah Blue 1st Grade  0

Pictured below Coaching staff: 

*Tall gentleman in the middle is head Coach Chris, calls O plays and threatens players with no team treats for bad plays!!

*Not tall gentleman on the left is the Getback coach (keeps HC Chris off the field) and also special teams coach 

*Second Gentleman from left is the Defensive coach and  play counter!!

*the dude with a green shirt is a portal transfer coach from Bixby Green?!?!

*Not Pictured- team GM, snack manager, parent volunteer organizer and postseason party organizer - Jessica, wife of HC Chris!!

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Halloween Barbie Nightmare on B in T Elm Street!!  FIVE B in T Grand Daughters from ages 2 to 7 dressed as Barbie for HALLOWEEN ??!?!?!?!?WTF!!!

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B in T Rants:

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B in T Haunted Houses vs. TU, OU, OSU and Arkansas  Football 2023 Records!

TULSA HURRICANE

*Haunting/Football rating-

5 Ghosts ?????

Tulsa- 2 Wins 3 Losses  - Hex House:  Tulsa has a solid start to the Halloween season but things  could get bloodier!  The HexHouse is Tulsa's only extreme haunted attraction (not intended for children)!!  HexHouse is an intense multi-element, walk-through haunted attraction themed around a dark chapter in Tulsa's haunted past!!

The real original Hex House where two young women were kept at 10 East 21st is currently the Akbar Temple parking lot!!  True Story!!  

OKLAHOMA SOONERS

*Haunting/football rating:

8 Ghosts ????????

Oklahoma 5 Wins 0 Losses McKarney Manor, Tennessee

The 2023 McKarney Manor in an in-disclosed area in Tennessee may be the most horror-filled haunted house ever created!!  There is a 40-page disclosure regarding the haunted Manor in Tennessee and must be signed in real blood!!l The Sooners could be SCARRY GOOD!!

            McKarney Manor 

OKLAHOMA STATE COWBOYS

*Haunting/football rating:

5.5 Ghosts ?????1/2

Oklahoma State 4 Wins 1 Loss

The Castle of Muskogee, has little cute spooky houses for the little kids, all the way up the blood and guts for 21 and older bloodsuckers will scare ?the beJesus out of ya!!  Just like the Oklahoma State Cowboys offense!!  B in T has visited the 45-minute drive to Muskogee for fireworks or haunted houses many times!!

      Castle of Muskogee

ARKANSAS RAZORBACKS

Haunting/football rating:

4 Ghosts ????

Arkansas - 3 Wins 2 Losses

Crescent Hotel, Eureka Springs, Arkansas

I have attended this hotel 3 times and have talked to many ghosts but none like the ghost of Gastron who haunts the third-floor room 322 and will make the bed shake if you do not tip the help!! The simple fact that I talk to the Crescent Hotel ghosts is not uncommon!!  I talk with ghosts everywhere after Jami’s special brownies!!  

B in T College Football Picks:

Friday Night College Football:

Oklahoma State 26 Kansas State 24

The offensive ingenuity of these teams brings back memories of OSU’s Jim Stanley and Kansas State’s Bill Snider!!  Fullback counter left and fullback counter right, then third down down TE waggle play for 4 yards, punt!!  A small upset as OSU QB Bowman passes for 289 yards and two TDs!!  The K State offense was in trouble when their newly designated, small Deuce Vaughn-type running back - Shorty Magruder (5’1” 121 lbs) was injured when his own offensive lineman stepped on him!!  True shat!

Super Kstate fan Colin with nephew, Shorty on left, prior to injury!

Illinois 31 Nebraska 23

Nebraska’s winged T offense has a number of coaches wondering about coach Ruhle at Nebraska!!  His offenses can be unique!!  The Illini are now considered a BIG 10 team finally, with huge linemen and 4 tight end alignments!!  Impressive and dominating!!  Nebraska is not there yet!!  Give Coach Ruhle time!!

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Week 7 - Sooner Guest Getback Coach - 

Texas Silver Spurs with Bevo

Which is a tuffer Getback Coach - Venables or Bevo???

Oklahoma 38 Texas 35

New Southeastern Conference Name for America's Best Rivalry:

-Wed Wiver Wivalry

-SEC Two New Babies Rivalry

-The House that God Built 

  Rivalry

-BEVO vs. The House on the     Prairie Rivalry 

-SEC Whipping Post Team's Rivalry

*None of these new names were chosen, so they went right back to Red River Rivalry!!!

After last year’s 49-to-nothing arse whippin‘ by Texas, I was forced by my Longhorn friends Sam and Derek to use Sooner toilet paper all year!!  This year the hyped-up Longhorns will allow the Dillon Gabriel-led Sooners to dominate the second half!!  Gabriel threw for 356 yards and 3 TDs and RB Gavin Sawchuck had 118 yards and 1 TD!!  

2022 Quinn Ewers

2022 Quinn’s Uncle Tiger

2023 New Quinn Ewers on the right!

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Arkansas 41 Ole Miss 31

Ole Miss coach Lane Kiffin was delayed at last week's Ole Miss coaches show when his makeup artist and Lane had a small skirmish just prior to the show!!  Sick!!  We must stay away from the new soap opera ‘Days of Our Lane’ and concentrate on football:  per hog Head coach Pittman!!!  The Razorback D again sucked it up with 2 goal-line stands in the 4th quarter!!

Tulsa 36 at FAU 28

Chapman Live Concert Series Schedule

Sept. 28      King Cabbage-Oklahoma’s only New Orleans brass band!!

Oct. 19       The Eli Young Band- super country western band!!

Nov. 4         Swae Lee- super tunes with Post Malone!!

Nov. 18       Trett Charles- local country western stud

A number of TU boosters went to the trendy deluxe bar and disco called Tap 42 where John Travolta once showed off his dance moves almost 50 years ago!!  This is Boca Rutan, Florida's Best Bar and Grill!!  A number of us in the Tulsa B in T party bus, partied to the wee hours of the evening!! And around 9:30 we all decided to close down the celebration to the Shoneys in Boca Raton where we had coffee and all u can eat blueberry pancakes!!  Lots of great memories as the TU offensive line wore down the Florida Atlantic team and finished with a huge road win!

Tulsa RB Jordan Ford ran over the Owls for 145 yards and 2 TDs!!  

Alabama 28 at Texas A&M 24

The Tide rolled over the Aggies thanks to a bad call by the back judge even after the review camera missed the call too!!  A number of A&M alums from the Woodlands had a secret meeting regarding the fate of Jimbo in a secret mansion with gargoyles!!

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Above is the Woodlands, Texas haunted mansion where

people with Joker masks meet to determine when Jimbo is canned!!  ????

USC 52 Arizona State 32

Southern Cals defense was at it's best against AZ State, holding the Wildcats to 499 yards total offense!!  This was the first time since So Cal defensive coordinator Grinch snuck over to the DARK SIDE (aka not OU) he had held the opponent to under 500 yards total offense!

Notre Dame 38 at Louisville 24

Any team associated with a Redbird or a Cardinal in the year 2023 should not be wagered favorably!

TCU 31 at Iowa State 30

The Clones may not be the best gamblers but their NIL deals 

are the greatest ever: 

The Iowa Pork Producers Association have signed Iowa State football players Myles Purchase, Tyler Moore, Tommy Hamann and Caleb Bacon!!

Purchase Moore Hamann & Bacon!

I seem to always pick the Clones in the close games so I am reversing my mojo of 10 wrong picks in a row!  Go Horny Toads!!  Sorry Clone Nation!!

B in T High School Picks:

Pumpkin Man was spotted at Los Cabos Riverfront!!  

A Halloween band called ‘My So-Called Band’ was playing at the outdoor venue at Los Cabos!!  Songs like ‘Monster Mash’, the theme from ‘Halloween’, and ‘She’s a Super Freak’ was bellowing out as the Pumpkin Man arrived in a canoe from the Arkansas River!!

Green-seeded brownies were distributed along with half-price Margis making the Cabos the place to be this Halloween weekend!!

Bishop Kelley 31 at Edison 22

The Comets soared past the Eagles!!

Top B in T Football Moms Contest:

Edison Moms .9871

BK Moms .9869

The moms of these two teams are top-notch, superathletes and hot!!  But the final determination of the top high school moms from midtown Tulsa -was a Moms Scholastic Bowl!!  Which was won by the Eagle Moms after a three-week cram session regarding football!!

Mom and Pop Diner - Ricardos Mexican Cantina, 5629 E. 41st Tulsa, OK and smack dab in the middle of the high school locations of Edison and Bishop Kelley!!  This locally owned diner in mid-town Tulsa has been around since my grown up kids were toddlers!!  No shat!!  There is a special room in the back part of Ricardos the size of 2 phone booths!  Enclosed with no windows, wall art from the 70s, and a door that hits the long table every time our waitress brings more chips and salsa!!  Usually B in T has, 4 adults, 3 youths, and 4 high chairs pack THE BACK ROOM AT RICARDOS!!   My family and one other family (yes we now have grandkids that have visited THE BACK ROOM AT RICARDO’S) would be extremely loud and obnoxious while throwing chips and salsa against the walls!!  The good thing about the back room at Ricardo's was no one could hear the pandemonium in THE BACK ROOM AT RICARDO’S!!  Great food and service, in fact, we may go there this weekend!!

Bixby 62 Enid 20

The Spartans sent the Plainsmen back to Sparta!!

Alva 35 at Blackwell 13

The Goldbugs of Alva out-marooned the Maroons of Blackwell!!

BTW 41 at Talequah 31  

The Hornets stung the Tigers of Tahlequah!!

Broken Arrow 48 at Westmore 24

The Tigers maimed the Jaguars!!

Kiefer 42 at Okmulgee 20

The o-line is anchored

by 6’1 245 lb junior tackle Kendall Lang, grandson of Center friend of B in T!!  A Nice NIL deal secured by Kendall and his grandmother/agent, Sheri, with locally owned Sunrise Cafe breakfast spot!!  The details are somewhat vague, but it is believed to be 25 pancakes for every pancake block the young man makes through the 2025 season!!  Plus an extra 15  pancakes for his agent grandma, Sheri!!

Carl Albert 52 Southeast 18

The Titans smacked the Spartans again!!

Cascia Hall 34 at Jay 21

The Cascia Comandos buried the Bulldogs!!

Deer Creek 31 Choctaw 27

The Antlers eeked past the Bluejackets!!

Collinsville 49 Hale 6

Cardinals swallowed the Rangers!!

Jenks 21 at Norman North 20

The Trojans barely beat the Timberwolves!!

Owasso 38 at Edmond North 27

The Rams conquer the Huskies!!

Tonkawa 103 Oklahoma Union High School 3

The Buccaneers beat the snot out of the Cougars!

Union 48 Norman 19

The Redhawks swoop down and capture the Tiger cub?!?!

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B in T Pro Picks

Chiefs 27 at Vikings 21

KC TE Kelce or Wayne Newton is with superstar Taylor Swift?

Have a great sports week!

Bryan in Tulsa

King Cabbage Brass Concert at TU Commons Thursday Afternoon!!

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****Special B in T Report****

My TMZ colleagues have stated that Usher, after accepting the Halftime Superbowl gig 5 days ago, has withdrawn his name from the Superbowl halftime extravaganza!!  After threats from over a billion Taylor Swift fans (aka Swifties)to sprinkle Taylor makeup over all female youth in America, Usher has relinquished!!  Taylor has agreed to sing new songs that sound just like the old sucky songs for the overflow zombie Swiftie fans and to keep dating her lughead KC Chief boy toy Travis Kelce!!

Retail sales for NFL Merch will skyrocket!!  

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Top Area School’s Rankings:

1.Oklahoma Sooners

2.Spartans of Bixby

3.Arkansas Razorbacks

4.Tulsa Golden Hurricane

5.Titans of Carl Albert

6.OSU Cowboys

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Bobblehead Sports:

Grandson Gus just received his new ? Colorado Buffalo Prime Time Deon fur coat!!

The coat, as you can tell, has its own Deon swag with it!

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The Bixby Blue 1st grade team bus is a weekend loaner for the kids from Coach Linder’s FLORIDA GATORS!  Only four adults are allowed on the bus!

All the rest of the seating is for 16 first-grade players are Legos, Hot Wheels and reruns of NFL Slime Time with Nate Russell!!

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Bixby 1st Grade Blue 12 - Union 1st Grade 8

Saturday 4 PM in the afternoon game at Union Tuttle!

The Bixby team stopped at Chewys Mexican Cantina for a pre-game luncheon/buffet!! Bixby Blue’s star running back (Caleb) overdid the chips, salsa, and double beans with a burrito late!!  Fortunately, he relieved himself before the INFC-mandated weigh-in!!  

B in T Rants:

Interesting side note from my TMZ rep in Boulder, Mark:

A home in his affluent neighborhood, 5 blocks from the Colorado Buffalos stadium was for sale in 2019!! Mark’s former model wife and a friend were jogging and met Mel Tucker, who was looking at a house listed next to theirs!!  Tucker was a new assistant coach for the Buffs!  Coach Tucker insisted on a nice greeting hug and the rest is history for the recently suspended without-pay Michigan State coach!! Innocent until proven guilty.

Michigan State suspended football coach Mel Tucker without pay on Sunday, less than 24 hours after allegations became public in a USA Today report that he sexually harassed activist and rape survivor Brenda Tracy during a phone call last year!!  

*SERIOUSLY - Sexual harassment is a vile issue that has happened since my days in corporate America, and unfortunately never ends!  I do this blog for humor 98.2% of the time but the problems of using corporate power to get in the pants of another (a man sexually harassed by a woman, it happens) must be controlled at the management level whether it be a financial institution or a major college football team!!  

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B in T College Football Picks:

Thursday Night ESPN

Tulsa 37 Temple 27

Tulsa is THE college football school for Thursday nights!!  Three home games this year will be on Thursdays and two road games on Thursdays and one on Friday!!  Good exposure for Tulsa.………if they win!!  This game was an AAC special where the loser has no chance in HE?? to move to a power conference!!  Tulsa wideout Malachai Jones caught 8 passes for 135 yards and 2 touchdowns!  The Tulsa defense continues to improve allowing only 256 yards in total yardage!!  Basically, a boring game until Gue T, Tulsa’s new mascot’s head caught on fire!!  Evidently, firecrackers were tossed into the giant funnel scorching his his skull, blue hair, and eyebrows!!  Approximately $743.45 worth of damage was to the new mascot and Gus T’s head should be ready in 2 weeks!!  True shat!

Oklahoma 42 Iowa State 20

After some changes with the equipment managers, the new managers brought small yellow football pants for the whole team!!  OMG!!  After a trip to Dick’s and Academy Sports, the only football pants found were in grey!  Yuck!  This totally threw the entire team out of kilter, and the entire Clone team showed it in Norman!!  Final Stats: OU-432 total yardage, ISU-201, OU-26 first downs, ISU- 9, OU - post-game meal from the Mont in Norman, ISU - 20 pack of McDonald’s chicken nuggets!!

Best Hambugers in Oklahoma!!

The Mont Cocaine Burger is supposedly the most

addicting hamburger ? in Norman, Oklahoma!

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Week 6 - Sooner Guest Getback Coach - 

               THE NUN 2

Ok, Ok I’m BACKING UP??

B in T Alternative Predictions:

Arkansas 38 Texas A&M 36

Alternative ending number 1: 

Arkansas kicks a 48-yard field goal as time runs out!!   The Razorback fans storm the field and carry the goalposts to the Fossil Cove Brewing Company!!

Texas A&M 36 Arkansas 35

Alternative ending number 2:

The Razorback fans storm the field after their kicker misses a 27-yard field goal and escort him to Lake Fayetteville tied to the goal post!! 

Note* I have dear friends and relatives from both schools so I am doing a movie alternate ending to cover my arse!!  

Michigan 41 at Nebraska 31

Nebraska coach Matt Ruhle (not related to Houston Astro manager Vern Ruhle) is bringing  back to a rock-solid Black shirt, Bob Devany, and Tom Osborne days!!  Michigan Coach Khaki just returned from a 3-game suspension for buying a cheeseburger for a recruit, laced with Shrooms!!  

USC 48 at Colorado 21

Not to be rude but the only 2 folks I know or like on the Colorado Buffalo team is Coach Prime and Safety from Broken Arrow, Oklahoma, via Arkansas, Myles ‘Prime Time Jr.’ Cluster!!  Myles did have a pick of Heisman 2022 winner and 2023 leading candidate Caleb Williams!!  Go Myles go bro!!!

Texas 38 Kansas 19

The Longhorns made the Jayhawks look like a Hawk, ran over by a Peterbilt Truck, smashed by a 747 Jumbo Double Decker Airplane, and finally by BEVO the Texas Longhorn!  The score was not reflective of the outcome laid on Kansas!!

TCU 42 West Virginia 28

The TCU Frogs of Horny Toad land covered the Las Vegas spread of 11, so probably no Big 12 championship with OU and Texas looming but a nice win over the Mountaineers!! The teams were tied at halftime but TCU gigged West Virginia by 14 gigabytes in the second half!!  What a game!!

Illinois 35 at Purdue 27

The uniqueness of the Illini vs. The Boilermakers got me interested in researching some mascot nicknames and their history!!  The Mascott, Chief Illiniwek from October 30, 1926, to February 21, 2007, was portrayed by a student to represent the Illiniwek state's namesake, although the regalia worn was from the Sioux!?  The University of Illinois retired Chief Illiniwek in 2007, with his last official performance on February 21, 2007!!  Chief Illiniwek was not good for the Sioux and for the University!!  

What the ef is a Boilermaker?

One fact that may have contributed to public acceptance of the Boilermaker a hands-on education, then you are a often working directly with the tools on a train!!  From 1891 to 1897, they kept a fully operational steam locomotive, The Schenectady, on hand for research. Real boilermakers and blacksmiths would have felt right at home in this university lab!!!

Present day:  The real Boilermaker:

Notre Dame 47 at Duke 28

The Duke Wallace Wade football stadium can hold 40,000 with temporary bleachers from the local high school!!  The Cameron Indoor Arena is a historic arena where the legendary Duke basketball team played!  The attendance of 10,000 has been sold out for the Blue Devils basketball for 40 years and for 40 years in the future!!  Football is still waiting for a sell-out!!  Notre Dame's QB looks similar to Burt Reynolds with long hair!!  But threw a football much better than Burt did at Florida State!!  Ha!!  Irish QB Sam Hartman was 22 for 27 for 335 yards and 4 touchdowns against the Dukies!

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B in T High School Picks:

Pumpkin Man’s 2023 second sighting was at Woodland Hills food court!!   Lunch on this particular Saturday at the Woodland Food Court had free brownies!!  On a giant table in the middle of the food court there were thousands of brownies with a sign and a card from The Pumpkin ? Man!!  Don't eat brownies and drive!!  After mass twittering kids from all over Oklahoma flocked to Woodland Hills!!  Sales doubled at Tulsa’s largest indoor mall!!  The Tulsa economy soared and families throughout Oklahoma prospered!!  Thank you, Pumpkin Man,  oh.….the BROWNIES WERE EUPHORIC!!

Collinsville 35 at Bishop Kelley 31  

Both of these 5A schools are powerful and should be placed in the elite final 8 of 5A!!  Collinsville’s 305-pound Tackle Colton Christian and his O Lineman buddies wore out the Comets in the second half!!

Bixby 55 at Southmoore 18

Next week the 17th-nationally ranked Spartans have agreed to take photoshoots with the OKC Thunder Cheerleaders for (NIL) Name, Image, and Likeness purposes for certain Bixby sponsors!!  These NIL sponsorships were for certain high-level Bixby donors who are will use their player likenesses with a Thunder Cheerleader to promote love ? and tranquility!!

The Southmore Sabercats team was not prepared for the speed and quickness of Bixby!

But who is?  Bixby held Southmore to 6 first downs, 34 yards of total offense and 9 sacks!!

Oklahoma Christian (Edmond) 51  Blackwell 6

After Blackwell covered the 40-point spread, the ladies at the Blackwell First Christian Church felt justified with the Sunday Service when they asked forgiveness for all of the gamblers in Kay County!! 

*B in T and Mrs. B in T were married here 38 years ago!!

BTW 30 at Stillwater 21

Numerous scouts were at the game to see as many as 17 players on the Booker T roster, out of 60!!  The Pioneers had one player and several D1 cheerleaders being scouted!!

Carl Albert 56 at Shawnee 6

The game was moved to this date so that Shawnee would not have CA as their homecoming game!!  In fact, Carl Albert was last asked to be a Homecoming opponent in 1967 against the Grove Ridgerunners!!  Google it!!  WHY?  A local high school coach once said ‘Why in the efff are we playing the Jenks Trojans for Homecoming, can't we schedule the Dallas Cowboys??’  Ha!

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Super Moms Contest 

Shawnee .922

Carl Albert  .892

The Shawnee Boosterettes beat the CA moms in the final competition of the week!!  Making the state's largest pumpkin pie is nothing for the 5-time state champion Shawnee moms!  Easy win for the Boosterettes!!

Mom and Pop Diner Shawnee-

Sunnyside Up Diner 

426 N Broadway Ave, Shawnee, OK 74801

The famous Friday Night football quote " I love football. I love everything about it. I love Friday nights when you're lookin' for a win and Saturday mornin' when you've found one “

was originated here in The Sunny Side Diner in Shawnee!

No SHAT!!

Cascia Hall 35 Central 27

Centrall Football expects to win against Cascia in the current world of Oklahoma High School football!  In recent years Central just wanted to escape the game uninjured physically and mentally!!  Cascia is strong and wins with QB two touchdown passes in the fourth quarter by                

The latter TD coming with 13 seconds left!!

Choctaw 60 Capital Hill 12

The Capitol Hill Redwolves would be a great opponent for my Hale Rangers!!  Choctaw’s freshmen and 8th graders suited up for the 2nd half!!  Choctaw 7th grader parents were upset that their little kiddos were not suiting up!!

Yes they are…….

Keifer 45 Sperry 38

QB Jaxson Worley, Senior super stud, has almost 700 yards with 11 TDs and 4 picks!!  At 6’3” and 200lbs Division II scouts are drooling!!  Down the Road Motors signed a NIL (Name/Image/Likeness) deal with the Jaxson and wide receiver Will Adams with both having the use of a used 2018 Chevy Silverado every other day!!  If approved by the dealership the boys may double-date with Kiefer girls only until the NIL deal is finished at the end of the Kiefer basketball season!!

Edison 46 Hale 6

The Rangers scored at will against Eagles back in the '60s, '70s, and '80s!!  Back in the day!!  Nowadays we are just happy to score!!  Edison is still considered to be somewhat of a puppy yuppie school due to its location close to midtown Tulsa!!  The score should be exact!!

Jenks 48 Westmoore 13

QB Shaker Reisig of Jenks, oh wait he transferred to Union!!  

The Jenks QB who is not listed on the 120-player Union varsity may have transferred from Bone Fudge Egypt for all I know!!  HE threw 4 TDs and one pick, completing 18-24 passes and 245 yards!   HE won the game for Jenks single-handled!!  

Whomever he is?

Owasso 45 Mustang 34

The Rams offense is led by QBs Knox Dyson and Tyler Caviness (sounds like Hollywood's leading men)!  The Ram D was led by tackling machine LB Lyric Wheeler with 12 tackles and a new NIL deal with Owasso’s Jim Glover's auto group!!  For every car bought on a Friday night game, Lyric Wheeler will get a free car wash for his new       (leased to Lyrick for one day a week) Dodge Ram!!  Yeah, what a NIL deal!!

Tonkawa 41 Pawnee 21

The Black Bears of Pawnee were shocked by the overflow crowd at Buccaneer Field!!  Evidently, the crowd was given free fruit and veggies from the Kelley and Charlie world-renowned garden if they promised to dig two new additional gardens for a giant Pumpkin ? patch!!  Kelley promises to make 500 new pumpkin pies before Thanksgiving and the whole town of Tonkawa is stoked!!  

B in T Pro Picks

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Cowboys 31 Patriots 6

The Patriots offense is still under New England Coach Buildadic’s regime soooo 6 points for the Patriots may be a smidge too much!!

Chiefs 31 at Jets 21

The Jets, without Rodgers at QB, are a warm fuzzy with the B in T pick!!  But if Aaron DOES QB, Jets by Fitty Five!!

Bears 20 Broncos 13

The Bears and Broncos are fighting for number one draft pick, USC’s QB Caleb Williams!  The Bear ownership and fans are not smart enough to know what play dead means, Caleb to the Broncos!!

Texans 24 Steelers 21

Rookie QB CJ looks better than Steeler draftee QB Pickett with small hands from last year !!

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Have a great sports week!

Bryan in Tulsa

                  YEPPERS!!!!!

Bryan in Tulsa

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Bobblehead Sports:

I have often told my son-in-law Andre, NOT to invite me on the Southern Hills Golf course after he wins a tournament!!

               Just Sayin’

B in T Rants:

Don't mess with this Cowboy from Hominy, Oklahoma via TU!!

Go Zaven Collins!! 

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B in T College Football Picks:

Oklahoma 51 at Tulsa 24

This game has ramifications for years to come!!  Can the revamped Golden Hurricane and its new coach play with the monster Sooners and its overbearing fans who have taken over our Skelly/Chapman field!!!  A 27-point victory did not cover the 26-point spread by Vegas, so a small victory for my Hurricane!!  Tulsa’s Braylin Pressley's speed belonged in this game and kept Tulsa close!!  The TU Polizzi Defense is a work in progress but will be strong in the AAC!!  A number of Lambda Chi alums were seen at the Buccaneer, at the U, at the Lambda Chop house and at alum Mikey D.s house for a party with TU Prez Carson and Major Bynum!!  B in T received NO INVITE from Mikey D. but did receive a platinum invitation from Amy D.!!!  Thank you, Amy!!  

Prior to the 2:30 game, the Buccaneer bar on 11th Street was packed with OU fans relaxed to know that they have an easy win over Tulsa!  The TU fans are a few minutes from having the alcohol settle in and not caring whether my beloved Hurricane win or lose!!  

Dang, we have to wait till 2030 for my ‘Cane’ to get waylaid by the Sooners!! ?

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Week 4 Guest Coach Venables Pullback Coach - The Predator

I bet Coach Venables stays in the coaching box for this dude!!

Oklahoma State 54 South Alabama 21

Cowboy fans were disappointed with the announcement the Pistol Pete will be suspended one more game for his accidental buckshot cheerleader rump shooting a week ago!!  The Buckshot was laced with itching cream and caused the OSU cheerleaders severe rashes!!  True shat!!  Thus - a 4 game suspension for Pistal P.!

An older (92 yr old) boring Pistol Pete was used and introduced to a round of loud boos from the Cowboy student section!!  

Pistols Firing!!!

Dilly Dilly m-effers!

Arkansas 38 BYU 28

Razorback faithful were faced with numerous obstacles in this game as the Mormon fans were forced to sit outside of the stadium until it was cleansed of the evil hog hats in the stadium!!

A young John Daly with

a hog hat 2 sizes too small!

The BYU fans refused to enter the stadium until all the hog hats were seized and returned after the game!!  I was unaware of the strife between hog hats and Mormonism!!  To be continued……

Illinois 17 Penn State 10

A number of my 13 readers think I have lost my mind by picking the Illini by 7 over the mighty Nittany Lions!!  Penn State’s Defense is nasty but less nasty when turnovers occur!  Huge home-field advantage for the Illini!!

K State 31 at Missouri 27

The Columbia, Missouri Tigers have never seen the Wildcats of Manhattan this mad since 1933 and the end of prohibition!!  And eventually, 1987 in Kansas!!  Seems like Will Howard has been the QB at K-State since Bill Snider parted the Red Sea!  

Actually, Will Howard is only 21 and looks to lead K State to the Big 12 title again!!  QB Howard completed 8-10 passes for 2 touchdowns in the 4th quarter to lead the Wildercats to victory!!

Boston College 27 Florida State 21

The new Eagle mascot Iggy was arrested for smoking crack before the Saturday 11 am game!!  The Boston College Campus security team seen below about to seize Iggy, was awarded the Chestnut Hill Chamber of Commerce Hero of the Month!!!

Iowa State 24 at Ohio 20

The Clones are trying the best they can to hit all gambling spots in Iowa and then head to Ohio and visit as many Gambling casinos in the Bobcat area as possible!!  Clone Nation get the doos and don’ts of having players getting caught gambling!!  The best thing is to lie, cheat, and steal your way out of any predicament before your are caught with the current Iowa State opponent's stats in your hands!!

Notre Dame 44 Central Michigan 13

The Chippewas Indians of Michigan were adopted in 1941 as the lead sports mascots for the Central  Michigan school!!  The Michigan Chippewas tribes are the most prolific tribes of Michigan when it comes to hunting, fishing, and spearfishing!!  Notre Dame fans discovered that they are much more accustomed to buying their fish at Sams than from spearfishing in the Michigan River basin!!  A grad transfer from Wake Forest Sam Hartman threw for 3 touchdowns and 297 yards for the Fighting Irish!!

Nebraska 49 Northern Illinois 31

Northern Illinois Husky QB Rocky Lombardi who is the grandson of Vince Lombardi, is the starting QB for the visitors from the North side of Illinois!!  

Rocky Lombardi vs Nebraska’s Chubba Purdy had over 500 yards of total offense and 6 touchdowns!!  Nebraska still has no DEFENSE!!

West Virginia 41 Pittsburg 24

Two Steel towns fighting over football supremacy in the middle of the remake movie Deliverance 2!!  JIMMIE TRAMEL??

Deliverance 2

coming to Theatres in fall of 2024!!

TCU 35 at Houston 23

The 4-hour drive from Fortworth, Texas to Houston might be the only thing uglier than the Houston college football stadium!!  The old 40,000k Skelly Stadium was slightly uglier than the current Cougar erector set!!  

Aka-  Houston stadium, nice choice Big 12!!  NOT!

Oh, TCU sleepwalks to a victory over the same Cougar team that Tulsa beat a couple of games ago………ho hum

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B in T High School Picks:

Tonkawa 31 at Blackwell  20

Single A Tonkawa usually beats 3A Blackwell by a half a hundred but Vegas is feeling kind to the Maroons!!  The Tonkawa Police escorted the team to Blackwell Stadium due to threats from Blackwell students of a thousand eggs thrown at the Buccaneer Bus!!  The crafty Buc Bus driver made a right by the Blackwell DQ instead of the usual left and spoiled the egg assault!!  All 2 of the Tonkawa Police escorts were relieved!!

Carl Albert 45 at Elk City 37

The Elk City Elks, named after the Elk, which can be found near Elk City but hunted on a limited basis!!  All rules and regulations to protect the Elk against drunk and disorderly hunters will be adhered to!!  Rumors have it that the Elk run and hide when Friday night lights football is in progress!!  I digress.  The Elks are badasses in 4A and 5A-power CA is really good!!  Carl Albert is the high school to transfer to!!  Elk City's defense is still average, the Titans by 8!!

This brochure can be picked up at the Elk City Tourism Bldg on Main Street!  College Football scouts have their own special sections for ALL Carl Albert games with drinks and Buffalo Wild Wings served!!  NFL scouts are welcome but the Wings and drinks are not complimentary!!

Elk City Moms .976

Carl Albert Moms .676

The Carl Albert moms were penalized 3 points for 2 moms testing positive for steroids before the log throw!!  

*Note- Carl Alberts schools are protesting the results due to these particular moms having a doctor's note stating they are in the middle of a sex change!!  I don't make these things up, B in T just reports what he hears!! 

B in T Diner of the WEEK!

Janice's Cafe 2103 S. Main Street, Elk City

The largest tater tots in North America!!

*Note:  Two houses made out of Tatortots ARE in Elk City!!  Sponsored by Potato Farmers of America and Habitat for Humanity!  

Cushing 31 at Berryhill 21

The Cushing Fathers ‘Who has the most testosterone contest’ broke into a confrontation when the Tigers 3rd string QB’s father got in a slap fight with the Tigers 2nd string QB’s father over playing time after starting QB caught mono!!  Tulsa University 2022 signee Camden Crooks watched the game in disgust and disguise!!

Skiatook 38 Hale 13

The Skiatook is not a strong 4A team but does strongly depend on my Hale Rangers to surrender another victory!! The Rangers did score two touchdowns for the first time in a long time!!  Let's GO!!

Wagoner 42 Grove 34

The 2022 rematch of the 4A State Championship, is closer this time but I believe the Bulldogs did not show all their weapons!!  Wagoner has a freshman that can flick a light switch - go to the bathroom - and be back in bed - before the light is back on!!  ‘Speed kills’ is the most used coach speak in the history of Lou Holt isms!!  Coach Condict will use it numerous times this season!!

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B in T Pro Picks

Jaguars 31 Chiefs 24

Trevor Lawrence threw for 2 TDs and 352 yards passing yards!!  Pat Mahome's brother was caught giving the bird to Pat’s wife on the Jaguar's giant stadium screen!!  They are still loving brothers that no woman will keep apart!!

Cowboys 24 Jets 21

The Cowgirls eked out a victory over the new sheriff in New York Jets land, Aaron Rodgers!!  QB Rodgers was intercepted twice of which one was a pick-six!!  

Texans 24 Colts 21

Battle of the Rookies!  The Texans rookie CJ Stroud completed 21 of 28 passes for 2TDs, 0 picks and 245 yards!!  

Rookie Colts QB Anthony Richardson completed 17 of 35 for 1 TD and 2 picks!!  Both the rookies went to dinner at the Social Beer Garden HTX, THE hot spot in Houston!!  Both rookies made their agents buy!!!

Buccaneers 3 Bears 2

Battle of 2 inept offenses!!  The Bear's offense was a safety, by ex-TU defensive end Trev Gipson!!

Cardinals 27 Giants 20

Without Kylar Murray, not playing till ? Thanksgiving, or thereabouts, Josh Dobbs, no relation to TU great Glenn Dobbs, will be the starter!  He somehow with the help of a strong defense grounded the Giant offense!!

Have a great sports week!

Bryan in Tulsa

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I don't follow Nerdville College Football recruiting stuff but when TU is rated this high I must take major note!!  

1. Tulane 87.19

2. Tulsa 87.03

3. SMU 86.94

4. UAB 86.88

5. Temple 85.50

6. Rice 85.45

7. UTSA 85.40

8. UNT 84.91

9. ECU 84.44

10. USF 84.25

11. Memphis 84.09

12. Charlotte 83.50

13. FAU 83.46

14. Navy 82.31

                Nerd 

Not sure where this came from.……but I like it!!

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Latest grandson Montgomery

is only 4 months old but can bench 75lbs, and clean and jerk 55lbs!!  Amazing!!

As you can see he has 

muscled up somewhat, and is currently on the NBBBA National Baby Body Building Association team!

So proud of our youngest power lifter!!

B in T Rants:

We will probably have a Kale salad with low-fat vinaigrette dressing for lunch!

247 Not Great Area Bowl Projections:

Liberty Bowl:

Oklahoma State vs. Missouri

Might be the best bowl game of local teams!!

Texas Bowl:

Ole Mis vs Oklahoma

The Sooners have absolutely no love ? from any football

Prognosticators this year!!

Gator Bowl

Arkansas vs Clemson

Game in Jacksonville Florida which is great for recruiting!

RellaQuest Bowl

WTF is THAT??

Texas A&M vs Iowa

The ‘What if’ Bowl

Tulsa vs Bixby

This would be cool as snot!

A sold-out Chapman Stadium of 30 Thou makes big bucks for both learning institutions!!

*The ReliaQuest Bowl was formerly known as the Outback Bowl where Arkansas beat Fort Hays State in 2021!!

B in T College Football Picks:

                    Coach 

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Illinois 38 at Kansas 31

The Fighting Illinois are on the road at Lawrence, Kansas!!  This rivalry between Kansas and Illinois was switch to Friday night ESPN after the first rivalry had no TVs!!  They first met on the gridiron in 1892 in Lawrence and have only played five contests overall!!  In their most recent matchup in 1968, the Jayhawks defeated the Fighting Illini 47-7 in Champaign, Ill., but the Illini still cling to a 3-2 series lead!!! 

True story Glen Jr. and Mike W. of Illinois and Kansas fame!  Google it!

Washington 48 Tulsa 27

The Golden Hurricane contingent of 66 fans to Seattle, Washington is equivalent to Custer’s Last Stand at Little Big Horn!!  

The Husky fans jumped on our poor TU Happy Timer Spears Travel group like Pirahna on a dead cow!!  Fortunately, we sat in section 367 Row ZX which was so far up the stadium that the Husky mile-high club did not even bother the TU fans!

Tulsa Coach Kevin Wilson was incensed that his team did not have their cheerleaders on their side of the field!!  After a 15-yard ESPN delay of game penalty against Coach K Wilson was removed, and the game started with TU cheerleaders on the correct side!!  ‘We must win the small battles to get to the big ones,’ Coach Wilson TU and Custer at Little Big Horn!!!  Heisman's moves in this game came from TU QB Williams not the lug QB Penix Jr. for the Huskies!!  Second-string QB Tulsa Cardell Williams completed 22 of 31 passes for 2 TDs, 256 yards, and 1 interception!!  2023 could  be a fun year for the Hurricane and this young man!!

Arkansas 52 Kent State 13

A contest was held in 1926 to select a new mascot, with the $25 prize going to the author of the winning entry - Golden Flashes!!  Oliver Wolcott, one of Kent State's first football stars, perpetuated this name as sports editor of the local newspaper!!  Mascots and symbols have ranged from lightning bolt logos to a golden retriever named Mac the Flash to the current golden eagle mascot, Flash!!!  The Kent State Golden Flashes are by no means related to the Tulsa Golden Hurricanes!!  I have no indication of what the heck a Golden Flash is, and would get in some trouble if I wrote any further, so straight to Game Notes:  The Golden Flashes’ offense was devasted by the Hog Defense!!  *The Golden Flashes will be dancing Friday night at Tulsa’s own Lipstick Cabaret!!  Haha!  QB KJ Jefferson threw 18-23 completions, 289 yards and 4 TDs!!  He did this in the first half!!

Oklahoma 55 SMU 37

Local OU KREF sports nerds in Norman, went berserk after the Sooners failed to cover the 23-point spread…….again!!  KREF callers wanted to know why our 5 star recruits turned into 3 stars and why Tyler M.'s voice gets very high when talking about 3-star athletes!!???  The Sooner callers are now saying, ‘Just wait till we get in the SEC’!!  Hahaha!  Panic has set in, in Sooner Land and they are 2-0!!!   OMG!!   The Sky is not falling Sooners!

                  KREF Fans 

B in T College Football Picks:

                    Coach V

Coach V will try anything, including bringing back the PULL BACK coach to Oklahoma football!!  As a defensive coordinator at Oklahoma and Clemson, Venables would often find himself a yard or two out onto the field while trying to get a call out to his players to get them aligned correctly!!  That resulted in Clemson employing their strength coach, Adam Smotherman, as a “get-back” coach!!  This cannot not continue!!  We now have weekly pullback coaches!! This week's Guest pullback coach is Brock Lesnar World famous wrestler!

Week 3 Coach Venables Guest Pull Back Coach- Brock Lesnar!!

Arizona State 28 Oklahoma State 26     FOX Sports Prime Time in Stillwater with a 9:40 kickoff!!  A tuff road game in the middle of a noncon at the Sun Devils!!  Oklahoma State QB Bowman moves like my Grandmother Audoo when she misplaced her Folgers 32oz spit can of snuff!!  

Slow and deliberate!!  Great arm but no foot movement, a poor man's Brandon Weeden!! 

RIP Audoo and the ? 

Nebraska 31 at Colorado 26

Colorado head coach Prime was given a standing ovation from the 60k Buffalo fans by simply walking out on the field!!  The Cornhusker fans traveling squad took over all the Boulder bars and camper space!!  

Notre Dame 45 at NC State 21

Wake Forest transfer Sam Hartman will be starting for the Irish at QB!!  Sam is 29 years old and is working part-time as a gym model on The Young and the Restless while QB ing for Notre Dame and taking Biochemical Engineering at Notre Dame Grad School!

Sam threw for 3 touchdowns, 321 yards, and 178 signed Young and The Restless butt-cheek shots!!

Troy 31 at Kansas State 28

******Upset Special*******

The Trojans of Troy upset the mighty KSU Wildcats of Manhattan, NY, I mean Kansas!! 

In my opinion, the Troy dude’s shorts are too short!  Disgusting!!!

Iowa State 28 Iowa 17 

Both teams are high in the Vegas betting line for some strange incomprehensible reason!!  The former August of 2023 Clone QB Hunter Dekkers, last year’s starter, is among three current or former Cyclones players  facing criminal charges!!  He is not participating in preseason camp and will not be accompanying the team to the Betting Kings Forum at the MGM Grand!!  

That leaves redshirt freshman Rocco Becht, true freshman J.J. Kohl and junior college transfer Tanner Hughes vying to be Dekkers’ replacement at quarterback!!  TMZ Sports is reporting Dekker is now playing for the Iowa Barnstormers of the Wheat Division of the Indoor Football Football League!!  

Texas A&M 42 at Miami THE U 24

Conner Weigman, who is projected to be the starting quarterback under center for Texas A&M in 2023, was placed in the “chance-to-shine” tier!!!. Given the true freshman’s rise down the stretch of the 2022 season, this ranking feels appropriate and should give Aggies fans plenty of anticipation for the fall season!!.

Weigman is the man with the white cowboy hat riding into College Station to save the day!!

MUST WATCH!!!  

Oregon 37 at Texas Tech 21

The Oregon D, yes The Ducks have a defense, showing the Big  12 or 16 or 17 they can recruit edge rushers too!!

Southern Cal 48 Stanford 27

An American Heisman playboy Caleb Williams, who is doing 2 movies, a mani-pedi, and a photo shoot before his workout with the USC scout team!!  I swear, this info was in SevenTeen!!  

B in T High School Picks:

BMcGinnis 38 at BKelley Tulsa 31 

The Bishop McGinnis Fighting Irish and the Bishop Kelley Comet transferred the game to Kilkenny's Irish Pub on 15th Streeth!!  The game was decided by a good old fashion arm wrestling match between the two schools' Athletic 

Directors!!  Need more muscle with the BK AD!!  Haha!

Bixby 56 at Sand Springs 23

The Spartans head west to Sand Springs and meet the Westsiders with thousands of pole cats ? lose in Sand Springs, the former SS School principal Tommy G. was honored by the high school for 30 years of service and coaching bowling circuit well into his 80s!!  He also made my son a huge OSU Cowboy fan!!  Thanks, Tommy G. for giving my son a Vulcan Mind Meld for Oklahoma State football!!

BTW 62 McClain 17

The Booker T football team was honored by the Booker T Mom's Auxiliary sewing team with a check for 1,000 dollars for winning the Sewing competition in Begs, Oklahoma!!  This competition was sponsored by the Sewing Football Moms of Oklahoma and by Northeastern Oklahoma Sewing Guild!!

SFMO stands for the Sewing Football Moms of Oklahoma and is a new organization for having moms and sons bond while sewing and playing football!!  Breathtaking and tearjerking, B in T will keep u posted for further sewing and high school football events!!

Broken Arrow 47 at Owasso 41

In 1973 Rosey Grier came out with a book called Needlepoint for Men!!  One says: “His passion and enjoyment of crochet, needlepoint, and knitting became a trademark signature in the early days breaking traditional barriers between the sexes!!!”  A number of fathers of Broken Arrow footballers are disciples of the Rosie Greer books of needlepoints and sewing!!  Currently, 6 BA linemen sew in a home economics class at BA and have won several quilting contests all over the state!!  Thank you, Rosie Greer!

True story!!!

Carl Albert 48 at Muskogee 38

More speed here than a ‘76 post-game party in the Nathan Hale district!!  Puff, puff pass!!  CA and Muskogee have an entire section for recruiters only!!  No shat!!  Muskogee lefty QB Ficklin just received an offer from the New York Giants!!  Google it!!   Go Figure!!  Current CA/future OU third-string QB Kevin Sperry, was 15 for 19 for 356 yds and 5 TDs!!

Cascia Hall 42 Berryhill 14

The Camandos was all over the field as the Blue Swarm Defense stopped the Chieftain Offense 4 times inside the 40-yard line on fourth down!!  The BLUE SWARM CASCIA DEFENSE IS FRICKIN’ BACK!!  Berryhill had 3 first downs in the 2nd half and The Hall had 18 in the second half!!   Cow Utter domination!!

Choctaw 61 Westmore 16

The Choctaw Yellow Jackets have unis similar to the Detroit Lions and seem to be playing like the Lions in the Central, black and blue division of the old NFL!!  Choctaw players have more talent in their pinkies than the Westmore Jaguars have in their whole bodies!!  

Cushing 49 - Perkins Tryon 37

Perkins / Tryon is a city that combined with the Tryon subsidiary is well known for its Perkins Classic Mom and Pop style!!  Cafe 33 Steakhouse and Whiskey Bar is well known for breakfast food over the past 40 years!!  If you’re looking for the classic breakfast food the staff will warmly welcome you when you walk through the door!!

Hilldale (Muskogee) 38 Hale 6

The Hilldale Hornets defeated the Nathan Hale Rangers by four touchdowns and the Hilldale Hornets celebrated by having a dance party at the Hilldale, Mushogee VA!!

6-5 299lb  C'mon TU!!

OL Javion Antai, Nathan Hale 2025, offered by N. Texas, OK State, and Tulsa!!

Union 41 Jenks 38

Does Jordan Schelling play for Jenks or for Union???  Schelling runs over Jenks for 15 yards per carry and on 15 carries for 175 yards and 3 touchdowns!!  So it must be the Union Redhawks!!  Next year Jordan S. to Owasso!???  Haha!

Tonkawa 55 at Perry 13

Perry Moms .976

Tonkawa Moms .960

This super match came down to the last bake-off of the Blue Berry Rhubarb Pie from Perry vs Tonkawa with the winner by a slim flaky crust margin being the  Perry Maroons!!  (thanks to the Betty Crocker award-winning Geraldine Jasper crust from Perry, Oklahoma!)

Mom and Pop Diner of the Week!  Perry, OK     Sooner Corner Restaurant- I35 - Exit 185

The Best Grilled Cheese Sandwich with Deer Stew in America!!   Per Field in Stream Magazine March 1982 

B in T Pro Picks

Chiefs 37 Lions 24

The Chief's home opener was historic as every fan with paid admission to Arrowhead Stadium received a miniature Super Bowl Trophy!!  

KC pounded the Lions despite 8 tackles from Oklahoma State ex-Malcolm Rodriguez!!  Numerous complaints from parents at the game for children being slightly maimed by the 56,455 mini trophies handed out!!

Giants 24 Cowboys 17

The Cowboy’s Dak Prescot only threw 4 passes and completed 2, 1 of which was to the other team, in preseason football!!  So he sucked for 4 quarters against the Giants, unprepared to the max!!  Thanks again, Jerry!!

Ravens 30 Texans 21

Tough road opener for Texan's new QB CJ Stroud although he completed 22 of 28 passes for 2 touchdowns, he did fumble once and throw a pick-six.  Ouch!  The Texan defense brought a lot of heat from its new edge rusher tandem of Alabama rookie Will Anderson and 2 years oft-injured and now healthy Jonathan Greenard!!

   Will Anderson Jr.

(notice the muscle on 

   left arm!)

Vikings 31 Bucs 21

The Vikings have a whole section of ‘I hate Baker’ folks!!  Which brings me to why does America hate the wittle QB fella?  

Maybe it's the Lawrence, Kansas crotch grab, the run-in with Fayetteville S.W.A.T. (see above) or the flag stabbing at the center of the University of Ohio State field!!  God love this kid!!  Baker threw for 232 yards 2 picks, 1 touchdown and a small crotch grab!!

Cardinals 33 at Commanders 31

The game was tremendous with a former Golden Hurricane All-American and a former Sooner Heisman Trophy winner combining for the Cardinal road win!!  Ex-Sooner QB Kyler Murray completed 28 of 36 passes for 328 yards and 2 TDs for the Cardinals!!  The Arizona Cowboy from Hominy, Oklahoma, Zaven Collins had 2 sacks, 1 fumble recovery, 3 broken face masks, and 8 total tackles!!  In a celebratory move after the game Zaven took a picture of his mom on one shoulder and Kyler Murray on the other!!  

Bears 27 at Packers 24

The Bears shocked the world by winning on the road against their arch-rival Packers!  The Bear/Packer rivalry began in 1922 when Former TU Golden Hurricane Bob Curran played center for the Bears!!

*Bob seen here third from the left, loved these hip-to-hip link-up pictures!!

Have a great sports week!

Bryan in Tulsa