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Bryan in Tulsa’s Career Change!
Although I was in my early years of B in T, I was heckled by a young Governor Cuomo at the Gotham Comedy Club in the 80s!! This caused an immediate shift in my career and I moved to Tulsa and became a banker!! Now you know............the rest of the story!!
Oprah's interview with Megan and Harry was dazzling!
Using Oprah as a weight-loss representative is similar to having Tiger Woods retire from golf to be a Student Driving Instructor in L.A.!!! But the questions she asked Megan were direct and to the point! Oprah to Meghan: “Ya knew what you were getting yo ass into when you married Prince Harry”?? Oprah to Meghan: “Your smokin hot, Meghan, why did you marry Opie Cunningham from Happy Days in England?” Great questions and straight to the point with no soft pitch questions!! Thanks Oprah!!
I have had a couple of solo performances babysitting Ana this week with Gus back to in-person school ✏️ in Tulsa!! Ana who is 4 is studying to be an RN like her mom and using Papa as the practice patient!! This last week I have had 232 bandages on my arms and legs, 42 Coronavirus vaccines with a plastic syringe, and my blood pressure checked 60 times and each time it registered 0 over 0!! If I were good and quiet and did not cry I was rewarded with a smiley face sticker and a brownie from nurse Ana!!
Texas A&M fans caution about future post-pandemic games at Kyle Field!!
Thanks to our wonderful relatives in Houston, Mr. and Mrs. B in T attend an A&M game each year unless a contagion erupts!! I must say there is a lot of kissing, hugging, and touching going at Kyle!! This is all out of A&M tradition and will not be the case in 2021! Although if I were sitting next to an Aggie cheerleader I would not complain about the 6 feet touching ordinance!! Hopefully, Jami does not read this shat!! If my cousins read B in T stuff, would you make note that Alabama is at Kyle Field on October 9, 2021!!
QB Russell Wilson heading to the Las Vegas Raiders!!
Wilson’s wife is star entertainer Sierra who will sign a deal with the Ceasars Palace for 45 million a year!! Husband agrees to sign with the Raiders for 30 million per year for 4 years!! Sierra is B in T’s ‘Huckelberry’!!!
Dallas will hold the National Invitational Tournament (NIT) in Dallas, Texas!!
Rumor has it that my Golden Hurricane is playing in the Bixby YMCA Tournament bubble!!
FOS College Basketball Post Season Picks:
Big 12 Kansas City T-Mobile Stadium
Oklahoma 82 Iowa State 76
The Sooners kept the Clones at a safe distance throughout the Big 12 opening-round game! Iowa State ended their anemic pandemic season with a 2-22 record!! Several local Des Moines high school teams have asked the Clones if they would be on their JV schedule next year!!?
Oklahoma 82 Kansas 81
Kansas big man is out for the tourney due to Coronavirus protocol! Coach Self will play a five-guard offense and shoot the three 50 times!! Kansas athletic department has hired a doctor for all NCAA games due to Hollywood’s red-faced blood pressure issues!! Kansas Bryson Thompson, please do not go to the NBA! Stay another year, eat more sandwiches, put on some muscle weight then head to the OKC Thunder!!
Oklahoma State 73 West Virginia 70
This game has a 10:30 breakfast at T-Mobile tip-off!! Free scrambled eggs with hash browns for first 1,000 fans in the stadium with a mask and without a hangover! After the Cowboys defeated West Virginia on the road without their 1st pick in the NBA draft, Cade Cunningham several Posse Club members were overheard saying ‘heck fire we don't need Cade for the tournament, we're better without em!! Earth to Poke fans let's not ruin a great streak to the tournament by wishing for silly things!!
Fort Worth - Dicky’s Arena
Tulsa 70 Tulane 65
Numerous folks in the flat statue Pandemic crowd were confused for TU fans, since they never moved and were eerily quiet!! Coach Haith is hoping for a good run in the tournament to keep his job!! Burns Flat, Oklahoma resident Hap Cudsmoker (Tulsa ‘82 grad) who won the Lotto 1.1 billion dollars drawing has offered 25 million to get Bill Self from Kansas!! All true!!
Have a great sports week!
Bryan in Tulsa
March 10, 2021 at 09:47PM
Cuomo on the prowl!
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