The Year of the Buffalo!

YEPPERS!!!!! Bryan in Tulsa ???????????? FAKEDOUTSPORTS.BLOGSPOT.COM Bobblehead Sports: I have often told my son-in-law Andre, NOT to invite me on the Southern Hills Golf course after he wins a tournament!!                Just Sayin’ B in T Rants: Don't mess with this Cowboy from Hominy, Oklahoma via TU!! Go Zaven Collins!!  ???????????? B in T College Football Picks: Oklahoma 51 at Tulsa 24 This game has ramifications for years to come!!  Can the revamped Golden Hurricane and its new coach play with the monster Sooners and its overbearing fans who have taken over our Skelly/Chapman field!!!  A 27-point victory did not cover the 26-point spread by Vegas, so a small victory for my Hurricane!!  Tulsa’s Braylin Pressley's speed belonged in this game and kept Tulsa close!!  The TU Polizzi Defense is a work in progress but will be strong in the AAC!!  A number of Lambda Chi alums were seen at the Buccaneer, at the U, at the Lambda Chop house and at alum Mikey D.s house for a party with TU Prez Carson and Major Bynum!!  B in T received NO INVITE from Mikey D. but did receive a platinum invitation from Amy D.!!!  Thank you, Amy!!   Prior to the 2:30 game, the Buccaneer bar on 11th Street was packed with OU fans relaxed to know that they have an easy win over Tulsa!  The TU fans are a few minutes from having the alcohol settle in and not caring whether my beloved Hurricane win or lose!!   Dang, we have to wait till 2030 for my ‘Cane’ to get waylaid by the Sooners!! ? ???????????? Week 4 Guest Coach Venables Pullback Coach - The Predator I bet Coach Venables stays in the coaching box for this dude!! Oklahoma State 54 South Alabama 21 Cowboy fans were disappointed with the announcement the Pistol Pete will be suspended one more game for his accidental buckshot cheerleader rump shooting a week ago!!  The Buckshot was laced with itching cream and caused the OSU cheerleaders severe rashes!!  True shat!!  Thus - a 4 game suspension for Pistal P.! An older (92 yr old) boring Pistol Pete was used and introduced to a round of loud boos from the Cowboy student section!!   Pistols Firing!!! Dilly Dilly m-effers! Arkansas 38 BYU 28 Razorback faithful were faced with numerous obstacles in this game as the Mormon fans were forced to sit outside of the stadium until it was cleansed of the evil hog hats in the stadium!! A young John Daly with a hog hat 2 sizes too small! The BYU fans refused to enter the stadium until all the hog hats were seized and returned after the game!!  I was unaware of the strife between hog hats and Mormonism!!  To be continued…… Illinois 17 Penn State 10 A number of my 13 readers think I have lost my mind by picking the Illini by 7 over the mighty Nittany Lions!!  Penn State’s Defense is nasty but less nasty when turnovers occur!  Huge home-field advantage for the Illini!! K State 31 at Missouri 27 The Columbia, Missouri Tigers have never seen the Wildcats of Manhattan this mad since 1933 and the end of prohibition!!  And eventually, 1987 in Kansas!!  Seems like Will Howard has been the QB at K-State since Bill Snider parted the Red Sea!   Actually, Will Howard is only 21 and looks to lead K State to the Big 12 title again!!  QB Howard completed 8-10 passes for 2 touchdowns in the 4th quarter to lead the Wildercats to victory!! Boston College 27 Florida State 21 The new Eagle mascot Iggy was arrested for smoking crack before the Saturday 11 am game!!  The Boston College Campus security team seen below about to seize Iggy, was awarded the Chestnut Hill Chamber of Commerce Hero of the Month!!! Iowa State 24 at Ohio 20 The Clones are trying the best they can to hit all gambling spots in Iowa and then head to Ohio and visit as many Gambling casinos in the Bobcat area as possible!!  Clone Nation get the doos and don’ts of having players getting caught gambling!!  The best thing is to lie, cheat, and steal your way out of any predicament before your are caught with the current Iowa State opponent's stats in your hands!! Notre Dame 44 Central Michigan 13 The Chippewas Indians of Michigan were adopted in 1941 as the lead sports mascots for the Central  Michigan school!!  The Michigan Chippewas tribes are the most prolific tribes of Michigan when it comes to hunting, fishing, and spearfishing!!  Notre Dame fans discovered that they are much more accustomed to buying their fish at Sams than from spearfishing in the Michigan River basin!!  A grad transfer from Wake Forest Sam Hartman threw for 3 touchdowns and 297 yards for the Fighting Irish!! Nebraska 49 Northern Illinois 31 Northern Illinois Husky QB Rocky Lombardi who is the grandson of Vince Lombardi, is the starting QB for the visitors from the North side of Illinois!!   Rocky Lombardi vs Nebraska’s Chubba Purdy had over 500 yards of total offense and 6 touchdowns!!  Nebraska still has no DEFENSE!! West Virginia 41 Pittsburg 24 Two Steel towns fighting over football supremacy in the middle of the remake movie Deliverance 2!!  JIMMIE TRAMEL?? Deliverance 2 coming to Theatres in fall of 2024!! TCU 35 at Houston 23 The 4-hour drive from Fortworth, Texas to Houston might be the only thing uglier than the Houston college football stadium!!  The old 40,000k Skelly Stadium was slightly uglier than the current Cougar erector set!!   Aka-  Houston stadium, nice choice Big 12!!  NOT! Oh, TCU sleepwalks to a victory over the same Cougar team that Tulsa beat a couple of games ago………ho hum ???????????? B in T High School Picks: Tonkawa 31 at Blackwell  20 Single A Tonkawa usually beats 3A Blackwell by a half a hundred but Vegas is feeling kind to the Maroons!!  The Tonkawa Police escorted the team to Blackwell Stadium due to threats from Blackwell students of a thousand eggs thrown at the Buccaneer Bus!!  The crafty Buc Bus driver made a right by the Blackwell DQ instead of the usual left and spoiled the egg assault!!  All 2 of the Tonkawa Police escorts were relieved!! Carl Albert 45 at Elk City 37 The Elk City Elks, named after the Elk, which can be found near Elk City but hunted on a limited basis!!  All rules and regulations to protect the Elk against drunk and disorderly hunters will be adhered to!!  Rumors have it that the Elk run and hide when Friday night lights football is in progress!!  I digress.  The Elks are badasses in 4A and 5A-power CA is really good!!  Carl Albert is the high school to transfer to!!  Elk City's defense is still average, the Titans by 8!! This brochure can be picked up at the Elk City Tourism Bldg on Main Street!  College Football scouts have their own special sections for ALL Carl Albert games with drinks and Buffalo Wild Wings served!!  NFL scouts are welcome but the Wings and drinks are not complimentary!! Elk City Moms .976 Carl Albert Moms .676 The Carl Albert moms were penalized 3 points for 2 moms testing positive for steroids before the log throw!!   *Note- Carl Alberts schools are protesting the results due to these particular moms having a doctor's note stating they are in the middle of a sex change!!  I don't make these things up, B in T just reports what he hears!!  B in T Diner of the WEEK! Janice's Cafe 2103 S. Main Street, Elk City The largest tater tots in North America!! *Note:  Two houses made out of Tatortots ARE in Elk City!!  Sponsored by Potato Farmers of America and Habitat for Humanity!   Cushing 31 at Berryhill 21 The Cushing Fathers ‘Who has the most testosterone contest’ broke into a confrontation when the Tigers 3rd string QB’s father got in a slap fight with the Tigers 2nd string QB’s father over playing time after starting QB caught mono!!  Tulsa University 2022 signee Camden Crooks watched the game in disgust and disguise!! Skiatook 38 Hale 13 The Skiatook is not a strong 4A team but does strongly depend on my Hale Rangers to surrender another victory!! The Rangers did score two touchdowns for the first time in a long time!!  Let's GO!! Wagoner 42 Grove 34 The 2022 rematch of the 4A State Championship, is closer this time but I believe the Bulldogs did not show all their weapons!!  Wagoner has a freshman that can flick a light switch - go to the bathroom - and be back in bed - before the light is back on!!  ‘Speed kills’ is the most used coach speak in the history of Lou Holt isms!!  Coach Condict will use it numerous times this season!! ???????????? B in T Pro Picks Jaguars 31 Chiefs 24 Trevor Lawrence threw for 2 TDs and 352 yards passing yards!!  Pat Mahome's brother was caught giving the bird to Pat’s wife on the Jaguar's giant stadium screen!!  They are still loving brothers that no woman will keep apart!! Cowboys 24 Jets 21 The Cowgirls eked out a victory over the new sheriff in New York Jets land, Aaron Rodgers!!  QB Rodgers was intercepted twice of which one was a pick-six!!   Texans 24 Colts 21 Battle of the Rookies!  The Texans rookie CJ Stroud completed 21 of 28 passes for 2TDs, 0 picks and 245 yards!!   Rookie Colts QB Anthony Richardson completed 17 of 35 for 1 TD and 2 picks!!  Both the rookies went to dinner at the Social Beer Garden HTX, THE hot spot in Houston!!  Both rookies made their agents buy!!! Buccaneers 3 Bears 2 Battle of 2 inept offenses!!  The Bear's offense was a safety, by ex-TU defensive end Trev Gipson!! Cardinals 27 Giants 20 Without Kylar Murray, not playing till ? Thanksgiving, or thereabouts, Josh Dobbs, no relation to TU great Glenn Dobbs, will be the starter!  He somehow with the help of a strong defense grounded the Giant offense!! Have a great sports week! Bryan in Tulsa ??????????  by B in T - FakedOutSports, syndicated in SoonerPolitics.org B, in T Sponsors: Andre Tourihno, Golf and Fitness Expert, Southern Hills Colin Magruder, Mtg Broker, Evolve Bank Speedling Inc., Leon Zinc III Uncle Thurston, Dallas, Tx Steve’s Happy Dog Home, Sherri Watson & Christina Morrill, United Country Landrum Realty, Inc. Chris Taylor, sports writer FanSided Bob’s Bail Bonds and Car Wash (Chicago, IL) Big Brother Bill’s Psychic Palm Reading and Bed & Breakfast (Tulsa, OK) MR Bait, Fishing Tackle and Homemade Fudge Shop (Boulder, CO) Weh’s Wiener Wagon and Dry Cleaners, Lawrence, Kansas T-Brew’s Cockroach Farm and Pizza Palace, Tulsa, OK Dr. Richard Stephens DDS Roy Thomason Retired Sigma Chi TU September 13, 2023 at 07:41AM

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