Happy Holiday Season to all you Sports Nuts!!!!⛄️⛄️????? GET WELL BROTHER JOHNNY MAC!! Bryan in Tulsa
FAKEDOUTSPORTS.BLOGSPOT.COM ⛄️⛄️⛄️⛄️⛄️⛄️?????? Family Bobbleheads: Elf on the Shelf is WATCHING ?: In a certain B in T grandkid’s home in midtown Tulsa, the Elf on the Shelf appeared around mid-November!!!! The young ones were on best behavior while the Elf watched!! Ana cleaned dishes, set the dinner table, and Gus picked up the limbs and poop ? in the backyard!! Overseeing the project was a stuffed 50-year-old elf that had watched Papa and all 4 Lohmeyer kids antics, and now watching the Grands!! This Elf on the Shelf has seen 50 plus years of naughty but mostly adorable Lohmeyer rugrats! Note: I normally leave a twenty-dollar bill for the little fella to make sure we get good grades for Santa! ???????????? I hope your families have a great Holiday Season!! B in T notes:
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From super Tulsa World writer and occasional reader of B in T - Jimmy Tramel and a “Hee Haw” rerun: “My wife ran off with the best friend I ever had.” Was he handsome? “I never met him.” Think about it..........wait........OK....I got it! Will New OU Coach need his Own Get Back Coach? Coach Venables was very active and animated as a defensive coordinator at Oklahoma and Clemson!! Clemson had a ‘get back’ assistant coach dedicated to holding him back from rushing on the field with a large toddler leash during games!! OU will be announcing who their permanent ‘get back’ man will be soon. Speculation is that pro wrestler The Undertaker will be hired!! True shat!!
College Basketball Picks: Tulsa 72 SMU 65 The SMU Ponyettes drill team invited the TU high steppers drill team for a meet and greet at Roosevelt's on 15th Street the night before the game!! After some tea and pie, the girls had a small skirmish in the back restaurant parking lot!! A couple of eyes were gouged out and three arms were broken but nothing serious!! Good game, TU wins! Arkansas 81 at Mississippi St. 72 The Razorbacks have more athletes than the Lakers! Just a matter of time before coach Mussleman molds this team into an elite eight-team like last year!! College Bowl Pick: Union Home Mortgage Gasparilla Bowl Florida 41 UCF 38 Which of the following is a Gasparilla? A. A flower that lets out lethal gasses B. A badass pirate in the late 1800s! C. Toilet bowl tablet!! D. The term used for a dainty fart! E. All the above F. None of the above The answer is B Both teams are not known for their defenses and this was proven in the Gasp Bowl!! Late UCF score made it a little uncomfortable for the Gators but they chomped down on the Knights in the end! Bowl Gifts: 400$ Target Gift Card; 50$ Cannabis Gift Card; Starbucks 100$ Gift Card Military Bowl by Peraton Boston College 27 East Carolina 24 Major sponsor Peraton Security was in charge of the on-site security and dropped the ball when they shot down a toy Avenger drone piloted by a 12-year-old from the neighborhood!! Boston College revealed the wing T formation at halftime and came from 14 points down to win by 3!! Bowl Gifts: Rayban Sunglasses 200$; Vizio 60 inch flat screen combo margarita machine valued at 600$ Eurozone Liberty Bowl Texas Tech 45 Mississippi State 35 Stand-up comedian Coach Leach of the Bulldogs can coach some offense! Leach was the head coach at Texas Tech 12 years ago and numerous Tech big dawgs are trying to lure him back to the flatlands! According to my sources, he was offered the same salary and a guaranteed 2 year series with the Sy-Fy Channel!! Bowl Gifts: A lifetime supply of Axe Aftershave - valued at 450$ I Phone 13 value according to Christmas commercials is priceless Cheese -zit Bowl Iowa State 38 Clemson 35 The Clones just learned that QB Brock Purdy has been awarded a hardship, double redshirt, covid-19, 8th-year masters degree deferral to play football one more year!! The Clemson defense partied all week after learning Coach Venables has taken his hard-ass workouts to Oklahoma!! The winning kick at the end of the game was a 63-yard field goal by backup walkon kicker Zelph Gopherstien from Holland!! Coach Dabo Swinney insisted that the ball was overinflated by a member of the Clone equipment team!! TMZ has sent its top film crew to investigate!! Team Gifts: Cheeze-zit pool table hanging light - valued at 200$ - 400$ Amazon Gift Card Valero Alamo Bowl Oklahoma 38 Oregon 35 OU hired coach Stoops temporarily while the new coach Brent Venables is in recruiting 7 states to replace the bare cupboard that was left by Benedict Arnold Riley!! Coach Stoops was drenched by a case of Rock ‘n Roll Tequilla (Stoops is the Spokesman for Rock ‘n Roll) instead of Gatorade during the final seconds of the Alamo Bowl!! After the game the team took a picture in the middle of the Alamo Bowl field and gave Lincoln Riley the number 1 sign with the middle finger!! Thanks for the memories biiooootch! Pro Football Picks: Packers 28 Browns 27 Green Bay Packers office staff has agreed to send out 43,546 Christmas Fruit Cakes to stockholders this year!! Cardinals 34 Colts 24 The Cardinals have the Colt's number and are headed to home-field advantage in the playoffs!! Chiefs 27 Steelers 14 The Steelers are out of the playoffs for the first time in 6 years while the Chiefs keep on keeping on!! Cowboys 31 Washington 21 The team known as Washington has agreed to call the Cowboys the team known as the team of boys from Dallas that beat us like a drum!! Have a great sports week! Bryan in Tulsa
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