Everyone knows J.K. Rowling is a notorious woman-hater. Today, we can add another anti-feminist misdeed to Rowling's rap sheet. After Biden's unceremonious exit from Afghanistan, Rowling secretly donated hundreds of thousands of pounds to... rescue female lawyers and their families from the Taliban.

\u201cJK Rowling secretly magicked up hundreds of thousands of pounds to save 100 female lawyers and their families facing murder in Afghanistan https://t.co/788seexUWv\u201d

— Daily Mail Online (@Daily Mail Online) 1674884477

Baroness Kennedy, director of the Institute of Human Rights for the International Bar Association, told Daily Mail, "In the August of that year, when there was the military evacuation from Afghanistan, I started receiving desperate phone calls from women judges hiding in their basements. Taliban had been released from prison and were making threats and coming after these women, some of whom had jailed them for domestic violence and other crimes." I'm guessing Joe Biden's phone was set to silent at this point.

Philanthropist Lord Michael Hintze contributed nearly one million pounds to the efforts. His and Rowling's donations, plus a few others, were able to fly approximately 500 at-risk Afghans out of the country.

This all came to light during a House of Lords debate when Lord Alton told the chamber about the operation. He said because of the "spontaneous, generous, and very substantial" donations" "some 500 people were evacuated - 103 were women lawyers, all of whom, with their children and husbands, were on Taliban kill lists."

He went on to mention Rowling by name, saying, "I have met some of the women judges and know that the noble Lord’s intervention, and that of the author JK Rowling, undoubtedly saved many lives."

This isn't the first time Rowling has let revealed her misogyny to the world. Last year, she sparked massive controversy when she tweeted that laws allowing men into women's prisons are anti-woman. The nerve on this broad.

\u201c\u201cLaws that allow males into women\u2019s prisons are anti-progressive and anti-women\u2026 If you self-identify as a progressive or a liberal, this is an issue you should care about deeply, because women\u2014right now\u2014are being hurt.\u201d \u2014 Elizabeth Hummel https://t.co/S2DUx2Rm3u\u201d

— J.K. Rowling (@J.K. Rowling) 1663859057

More recently, she funded a woman-only rape center in Scotland. Despite the need to keep women who have been victimized by men separate from men, a "woman-only" center is far too exclusionary and transphobic. Probably racist too. I don't know how the rules work. Just trying to cover all the bases.

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January 31, 2023 at 04:19PM - Lily Hayes
Alleged hater JK Rowling puts money where mouth is, has been helping Afghan women escape certain death this entire time
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Bernie Sanders is back and better than ever with a fresh book tour on why capitalism is actually Satan incarnate. And for just $95, you, too, can experience the full socialist wrath of an 81-year-old twice-failed Presidential candidate.

The event is taking place on March 1st at The Anthem in Washington, D.C. His new book, "It’s Okay to Be Angry About Capitalism," is "a progressive takedown of the uber-capitalist status quo that has enriched millionaires and billionaires at the expense of the working class, and a blueprint for what transformational change would actually look like."

"Sanders argues that unfettered capitalism is to blame for an unprecedented level of income and wealth inequality, is undermining our democracy, and is destroying our planet. How can we accept an economic order that allows three billionaires to control more wealth than the bottom half of our society? How can we accept a political system that allows the super-rich to buy elections and politicians?"

\u201cSen. Bernie Sanders is holding an event at The Anthem in Washington, D.C. on March 1, promoting his new book "It's Okay to Be Angry About Capitalism."\n\nTickets are between $35-$95, and will be available later this week on... Ticketmaster\nhttps://t.co/PX8qE7ewL3\u201d

— Gary Grumbach (@Gary Grumbach) 1675095429

Ironically, Bernie received generous sums of cash from uber-capitalist Big Tech companies during his 2020 campaign. Sanders raked in $963,943 from Alphabet, $781,837 from Amazon, $480,498 from Apple, and $430,804 from Microsoft.

This book tour could be signaling yet another Presidential run. Last year, a memo leaked to the Washington Post read, "In the event of an open 2024 Democratic presidential primary, Sen. Sanders has not ruled out another run for president, so we advise that you answer any questions about 2024 with that in mind." So we may soon be 'Feeling the Bern' yet again. At least until they resuscitate Joe Biden enough to string three words together.

And in case you're wondering, yes, Bernie Sanders is in fact, a millionaire. Now pay him a hundred bucks so he can tell you how to stop being exploited by millionaires.

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January 31, 2023 at 04:26PM - Lily Hayes
​Bernie Sanders murders irony, teams with Ticketmaster so you can pay him money to lecture you on evil capitalism​
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Back in 2021, NBA player Steph Curry joined a nonprofit focused on "bridging the racial wealth gap." Fast-forward two years and now he's writing letters complaining about proposed low-income housing near his $30M mansion. I would say I'm shocked but I won't, because I'd be lying.

Curry and his wife Ayesha wrote a letter to the city of Atherton, California, complaining about plans for a 16-unit low-income housing property to be built near their residence.

\u201cLiberal NBA Stephen Curry is opposing affordable housing next to his $30 million mansion, saying he has "major concerns" for his "privacy" and "safety."\n\nCurry joined a nonprofit in 2021 focused on "bridging the racial wealth gap.\u201d \n\nVia @BenDavisWilson \nhttps://t.co/ffc8nrbsJU\u201d

— Washington Free Beacon (@Washington Free Beacon) 1675106746

Part of the letter reads, "We hesitate to add to the 'not in our backyard' (literally) rhetoric, but we wanted to send a note before today's meeting. Safety and privacy for us and our kids continue to be our top priority and one of the biggest reasons we chose Atherton as home."

He goes on to ask the town to find a different location or install taller fences to keep the riff-raff out: "We kindly ask that the town adopts the new housing element without the inclusion of 23 Oakwood. Should that not be sufficient for the state, we ask that the town commits to investing in considerably taller fencing and landscaping to block sight lines onto our family's property."

What could have possibly led to the placement of low-income housing in well-off neighborhoods? Probably the policies of all the politicians Curry has very publicly supported in the past few years, plus the nonprofit he himself joined. Just a wild guess.

In 2019, Curry attended a town hall on racial equity with Obama. And in 2020, he even had his kids endorse Joe Biden for President. Because nothing screams authenticity like sitting your children in front of a camera to push a political agenda.

\u201cSteph Curry, Ayesha Curry announce their endorsement of Joe Biden ahead of #USElections2020 https://t.co/JTFDdvuuMC\u201d

— Republic (@Republic) 1598003965

This whole scenario is reminiscent of the Martha's Vineyard fiasco, when Governor DeSantis flew illegal immigrants to the vacation homes of the elites who advocate for their entry to the U.S. They were promptly removed and sent to greener, more socio-economically appropriate pastures. It's almost like these lefties want to publicly advocate for these types of policies, but want nothing to do with the natural effects of those policies...weird.

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January 31, 2023 at 03:38PM - Lily Hayes
Stephen Curry claims low-income housing next to his $30M mansion is a safety risk, but next to YOUR house is okay
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There are few protesters we enjoy making fun of than vegans. Antifa is up there, but they are also a terrorist organization that needs to be taken seriously. Schlimate activists are climbing the charts, but they're mostly in the UK for now. If anything, they are a reminder of why we broke up with England and are never ever ever get back together. But laughing at vegans is the sweet spot. Plus, they are unable to fight back. The lack of eating meat has left them with no upper body strength.

So please enjoy this dinkus trying to stop an eighteen-wheeler full of chicken cutlets.

We're standing here outside of Fearman's slaughterhouse where 10,000 lives are taken daily. 10,000 innocent lives slaughter her for no other reason than the tastebuds of humans.

The lives are that of chickens. And on behalf of humans with tastebuds, I'm oddly okay with it.

Here we have a truck approaching where approximately 300 animals...

He left out "delicious" animals.

...are stacked into this truck. We're going to stop this truck so we can barely withness.

No, you're not.

I wish we were able to cut to the truck driver to see his reaction. I'm picturing Snowman from Smokey and the Bandit screaming YEE-HAW as he blasted the horn a put the pedal to the metal. If there is anyone involved in the process of turning animals into delicious food, the guy driving the truck gives the least amount of f*cks,

Maybe the slacktivist can find an electric truck to stop next time. Those have a lot less power.

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January 31, 2023 at 08:32AM - Brodigan
Watch: Vegans find out what happens when they try stopping a poultry truck and the driver doesn't give a f***
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Silly us thought after a federal judge ruled Biden's anti-science airline mask mandate unconstitutional, we wouldn't be treated to as many airplane freakouts. AirPORT freakouts are a different story. But the odds of someone misbehaving 50000 feet in the sky were diminished. Thankfully for those of us who hustle content for a living, some dude broke up with his girlfriend mid-flight and she didn't handle the news as well as you would expect.

Is it nice that this happened and someone recorded it? No. Are these clicks going to bait themselves? Also no.

For comparison, a baby was a few rows up well-behaved, and wondering what this broad's major malfunction was.

All the attention is being paid to the girl. You know, what with her not calming down and screaming like that one woman when Donald Trump was inaugurated. But I want to know what the dude was thinking. In the BEST CASE scenario you dump your girlfriend...then are stuck sitting next to her for the rest of the flight. Not to mention, that awkward time when the plane lands and everyone is standing up before the door opens.

Or maybe she goes Mike Tyson on your ass. And instead of laughing at her overreaction, we're laughing at you for getting beat up by a girl.

Thankfully for the dude who was updating his Tinder profile while his now ex-girlfriend was carrying on like a lunatic, all the attention is on the jilted lover. And a flight attendant who I could have sworn I heard told the crazy girl to "put her mask on" while she was screaming.

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January 31, 2023 at 07:12AM - Brodigan
Watch: Girl gets dumped MID-FLIGHT, it takes every flight attendant to handle her freaking out like a lunatic
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Way too many sports journalismers want to push their leftist politics rather than report on sports. Covering sports is barely a marginal concern. It's an easy soundbite. Ask an athlete for an opinion on politics they may or may not follow and twist what they say to fit your agenda. Tennis star Victoria Azarenka has better idea. Tell the reporter to suck it.

At issue is the Australian Open and a pro-Russia demonstration. Fellow tennis star Novak Djokovic's father was photographed with some of the pro-Russia protesters. Djokovic, as you know, can't play in America even though he keeps winning tournaments because he won't get the schmaccine. His dad was photographed talking to a Russian. Russia is at war with Ukraine. The story involves all the current things!

Except for tennis. Which is why Azarenka is there.

All athletes need to study and take notes. This part is key:

AZARENKA: Whatever the answer, I’m going to give it to you right now, it’s going to be turned whichever way you want to turn it to, [...] Are you a politician? Are you covering politics?

DOUCHEBAG JOURNALISMER: No, I’m a sports journalist.

AZARENKA: Yes. And I’m an athlete. And you’re asking me about things that maybe somebody says are in my control. But I don’t believe that. So I don’t know what you want me to answer. And if it’s a provocative question, then, you know, you can spin the story however you want.

It's not unlike Olympic weightlifting journalismers who asked the WINNING female competitors how awesome it was to compete against Laurel Hubbard, a competitor who didn't win diddly squat. All because Hubbard was...you know, "beautiful and brave." The WINNING female athletes said no comment and let the awkward silence speak for itself.

Athletes not only need to be trained to play their sport. They need to be trained how to handle sports "journalists" who don't care about their sport. Or any sports.

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January 31, 2023 at 06:26AM - Brodigan
Watch: Tennis player shuts down woke reporter so hard, other athletes need to study her and take notes
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It's every boy's dream to be immortalized in a cartoon. Jordan Peterson gets to live out the honor this week, as Dilbert pays homage to Peterson's drama with the Ontario College of Psychologists.

Dilbert is the brainchild of Scott Adams, who you know as being one of the few people on Twitter who are a) in the entertainment industry, and b) openly based. The comic satirizes working in an office and how the further up you get in middle management, the bigger of an ignoramus you become.

Peterson's strip doesn't deal with Dilbert's boss, it deals with his coworker Dogbert. Dogbert is...well, the Jordan Peterson of the office.

To recap, twelve people throughout the globe complained to the Ontario College of Psychologists that Jordan Peterson is a disgrace to psychology. None of them have ever seen Peterson as a patient, and some aren't even from Canada. But Peterson is a little too rock n roll on Twitter and when he hangs out with Joe Rogan. So OCP (yeah, you know me) told Peterson he needs to be reeducated on how to use social media. Otherwise, he'll face a tribunal and possibly loses his license.

In the world of Dilbert, it makes even less sense than it does in the world of Peterson. Because Dogbert is not a psychologist. Nor is he Canadian.

Canada is a place where they choose to be ruled by the walking pile of soy and hair goop known as Justin "I Feel Pretty" Trudeau. Factor that into a Canadian psychology sect going after a dog who is not Canadian nor a psychologist, and there is only one logical conclusion about the entire country.

Brilliant.

Though, if I could be so bold as to suggest a follow-up strip based on IRL events, there are those of us who feel Peterson SHOULD go through with the reeducation for no other reason than for the content. Broadcast it on Rumble and see who reeducates who.

Dogbert needs to sit down and let Canadian psychologists attempt to reeducate him. It's the only logical conclusion.

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January 31, 2023 at 05:48AM - Brodigan
Dilbert pays tribute to Jordan Peterson being threatened by Ontario College and Peterson LOVES it
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Bill Gates has a stunning ability to somehow make any story sound appealing. Whether it be why the rise of Communist China is actually a good thing, or that bug burgers are totally delicious and not at all vomit-inducing, the man can sell a narrative.

One area he's not so smooth on, however, is his relationship with Jeffrey Epstein. He always seems to flounder juuust a bit when interviews veer to this topic. I guess I'd get nervous too if I had proven ties to a millionaire pedophile notorious for controlling elites with sexual blackmail. Which is exactly why I make a point not to socialize with millionaire pedophiles notorious for controlling elites with sexual blackmail. That's on my "deal-breakers" list.

Today, Gates gave a very awkward interview with Australia’s ABC 7.30. Not only did host Sarah Ferguson bring up Epstein, she even dragged Gates' ex-wife into it. This guy can't catch a break.

Ferguson asked, "One of the issues that's dogged you is that of your relationship with Jeffrey Epstein. Do you regret the relationship that you maintained with him against Melinda's advice and wishes?"

Gates attempted to downplay his connections to Epstein, saying he "shouldn't have had those dinners with him."

Then Ferguson went for the zinger, asking, "Epstein had a way of sexually compromising people, is that what Melinda was warning you about?"

Gates denied this, claiming he "had dinner with him and that's all." He also denied any relationship between his foundation and Jeffrey Epstein.

\u201cBill Gates: \u201cI had dinner with [Jeffrey Epstein] and that\u2019s all\u201d\n\n\u201d

— The Post Millennial (@The Post Millennial) 1675091780

The creepy billionaire doth protest too much, methinks. And, his defense isn't even true. The New York Times reported that Gates met with Epstein many times, and those meetings didn't seem to be "just dinners."

An investigation from the Times found Gates met Epstein several times at his Manhattan townhouse and mansion. Epstein also spoke with the Bill and Melinda Gates Foundation and JPMorgan Chase about a proposed multibillion-dollar charitable fund. Oh, and by the time they first met, Epstein was already a registered sex offender and had served jail time for soliciting prostitution from a minor.

But yeah, it was definitely just a few dinners. Nothing to see here. Carry on and eat the bugs.

I am slowly becoming convinced that the only reason 'The View' is still on the air is because of people like us who hate-watch it incessantly. But it's great entertainment, so I'm ok with it. For now.

Today, Whoopi Goldberg expressed her exasperation over the Tyre Nichols story. And of course, she managed to drag race into it. What good would a news story be without some divisive, anti-white rhetoric drizzled on top?

Whoopi said, "When will the brutality finally lead to some police reform from the ground up? Because, clearly, it doesn't matter if it's a white policeman or a black policeman, it is a problem in the policing itself."

Ok Whoopi, I'm actually with you on that. A lot of these cases seem to come down to poor training. But she had to go on:

"It seems things don't seem to make sense to people unless it's somebody they can feel or they can recognize, but how many times do we have to - do we need to see white people also get beaten before anyone will do anything?"

I grow tired.

\u201cWhoopi Goldberg on police reform: \n\n"Do we need to see white people also get beaten before anybody will do anything?"\u201d

— Daily Caller (@Daily Caller) 1675107020

Perhaps someone in her earpiece promptly told her to backtrack, because she quickly clarified, "I'm not suggesting that, so don't write us and tell me what a racist I am."

As to Whoopi's claim, it actually seems that people care less, or even not at all when a white person is a victim of police brutality. Take Tony Timpa, a mentally ill white man who called 911 in 2016 and died in exactly the same position as George Floyd. Timpa called the police because he needed help and was off of his prescribed meds.

Responding Officer Dustin Dillard pinned him to the ground with his knee on his neck for nearly 14 minutes. But there weren't any "mostly peaceful protests" in Timpa's name. In fact, last year, Office Dillard was promoted to Sr. Cpl., a role that involves training rookie officers.

It's almost like these stories always go one way, even when the officers aren't white...weird how that works out!

A video of Gavin Newsom discussing California's addiction epidemic began recirculating today. In the three-year-old video, Newsom claims, "clean and sober is one of the biggest damn mistakes this country ever made" and that "everyone needs to self-medicate periodically." He was explaining his belief that homeless people seeking meals and beds in shelters shouldn't be subjected to burdensome regulations, like "please don't shoot heroin."

\u201c\u201cClean and sober is one of the biggest damn mistakes this country ever made\u2026We all need to self medicate periodically\u201d - Gavin Newsom, explaining his plan to self medicate California out of our addiction epidemic. \n\n\u201d

— Kevin Dalton (@Kevin Dalton) 1675012821

That's a bold strategy. So, three years out, let's reflect on how this panned out for him.

For starters, law enforcement has said California is to blame for the country's fentanyl epidemic. Yes, you heard that correctly. California is responsible for the entire nation's crisis with fentanyl. With its lax drug, border, and immigration laws, plus the convenient plethora of highways that connect nearly the entire country, California is poisoning even the reddest of states with the fatal opioid.

In California itself, fentanyl overdose deaths spiked 45% from 2020-2021. In L.A. County homeless shelters, deaths increased by 56% from 2020-2021, primarily driven by overdoses.

In 2020, San Francisco came under fire for providing homeless people with drugs and alcohol while they were quarantined in hotels. Coincidentally, homeless deaths doubled in San Francisco from 2020-2021, driven by - you guessed it - overdoses.

How's that "self-medicating" working out now?

If after all this you still have a shred of faith remaining in Gavin Newsom, first of all, I question your sanity, but also admire your hope. Second, please enjoy this video from 2008, when the then-Mayor of San Francisco Gavin Newsom promised to end homelessness. In San Francisco. In ten years.

\u201cGavin Newsom vows to end homelessness in San Fransisco in 10 year...in 2008\u201d

— Kevin Dalton (@Kevin Dalton) 1663871269

It's important to keep an on eye California since Newsom is likely to be a top 2024 Democrat contender - given that Joe Biden can't speak and literally no one likes Kamala Harris. Except maybe Willie Brown.

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