It looks like the Russian invasion of Ukraine continues to have far-reaching effects. Babies are being displaced from hospitals as shells rain down atop cities. Joy Behar might have to cancel her vacation to Italy. And now Ukrainians are going to have to go without seeing Louis CK live in Kyiv!

I’m sure hearts are breaking all over the city. If things weren’t bad enough in Ukraine—what with the active invasion by Russian forces and all—now they can’t even get a few chuckles in.

February 28, 2022 at 11:52AM - Joseph Gunderson
Watch: Jeffrey Toobin Interviews Louis CK About His Cancelled Show in Ukraine (Parody)
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On the first day of the Russian invasion of Ukraine, it was reported that thirteen brave soldiers had died after a hellish barrage of shelling from Russian naval assets. However, before the Russian warship attempted to bomb them to smithereens, they told the Russians to go f*ck themselves instead of surrendering, forever cementing their legacies in our hearts and minds. But wait!

According to The Daily Wire, the brave men of the Battle of Snake Island are reportedly still alive, taken prisoner by the Russians after the bombardment. A post by the Ukrainian navy on Facebook stated, “Regarding the Marines and border guards, who were taken captive by Russian occupiers on the island of Snake, we are very happy to learn that our brothers are alive.”

This is like a scene out of a movie, like in We Were Soldiers when they finally come to rescue Sergeant Savage’s platoon, and they emerge from under the mound of dirt and debris. I mean, this is incredible!

Someone has to be already busy putting together the screenplay for this conflict. Between a president sticking around to fight alongside his people, the various citizens out telling the Russians off without fear, and these guys on Snake Island, the film practically writes itself!

I’m glad the Snake Island 13 are alive and, hopefully, well. When everything is said and done—which we pray is sooner rather than later—I’d like to hear their story from their point of view. Regardless, they’ve managed to go down in history.

As the war in Ukraine continues and peace talks begin, keep the Ukrainian people in your prayers. God willing, we’ll get more reports like this.

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A majority of Americans believe the reason for the Ukraine War is because our enemies view Joe Biden as weak. This video will not help relieve those concerns. In the midst of a potential nuclear war--literally, Joe Biden's FEMA updated its "in the event of a nuke" guidelines--President Pudding-for-Brains took an extended weekend in Delaware. China is aligning with Russia. Joe Biden spent the time sitting on the porch in Wilmington with a blanket on his lap, yelling at Jill, wondering where his damn tapioca was. Biden didn't get to work until 10:30 or so this morning. I've been at work since 6:00. Only one of us is the leader of the free world.

"Are you worried about nuclear war" seems an important question to pretend not to hear. The response was the defining image of Joe Biden's presidency. Joe Biden walking away.

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To be fair to our president, I can understand not wanting to answer questions as he returns from a day off. Let's not forget the infamous "My Butt's Been Wiped" incident of last July. The incident where CNN's "fact" checker assures us Joe Biden did not tell reporters his butt's been wiped. Also, Joe was more coherent in July. It's been a long seven months. Plus, Biden is still wearing a mask outdoors when there is no one else around. He may not be getting all the necessary oxygen to his brain.

None of this changes the fact that we're on the road to World War III like it's WrestleMania. The world could use an American president who doesn't old-man-shuffle his way back to work in the middle of the morning. While we've all grown accustomed to the "walking away from the press" gimmick, it's not a good look. Not when most in the media are Biden fans (or at least fans of the people who control Biden) and looking for any excuse to praise him.

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February 28, 2022 at 12:15PM - Brodigan
Watch: Joe Biden Sneaks Back From Weekend Getaway, Ignores Reporter Question About 'Nuclear War'
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Please view this story with a healthy dose of "reportedly" and "allegedly." This is almost like a gossip column. One where I heard from a friend who heard it from a friend who heard it from another friend that Brian Stelter is telling people he's getting fired from CNN. It's hardly the first time Brian Stelter's name has been on the chopping block. But with the reports that CNN is going back to news content and away from BlueAnon fan fiction, our favorite genderless potato head would obviously be at the top of the list.

Let's recap. CNN named Chris Licht as his new president. Licht is the former showrunner of Stephen Colbert's "comedy" show and the "Morning Joe" "news" show. Though, I will say, in Licht's defense, when he was in charge of "Morning Joe," the show sucked a lot less. At the very beginning, when they replaced Don Imus and filmmaker John Ridley as part of the core four, it was a decent show. Then they wanted to hold Sarah Palin an accessory to murder for a commonly used website graphic, and it all went to sh*t. Reports are that Licht's first order of business is to change the format. More supposed "news." Less whining about Fox News and crying that Americans think Joe Rogan is prettier than them. I'm sure there will be plenty of fluffing of Joe Biden because... this is still CNN.

What is most amusing about Brian Stelter getting sh*t-canned--other than I hate him--is that he just signed on for a new CNN+ show. The brain trust at CNN+ thinks people will pay a monthly subscription to watch Brian Stelter.

What's next for Stelter if he does get fired is anyone's guess. MSNBC isn't that desperate. Tucker Carlson might offer him a job for the sh*ts and giggles of doing so. Or, and this would be delightful, Stelter could start a YouTube channel. Please join in praying to the god of content that happens.

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February 28, 2022 at 10:06AM - Brodigan
Uh-Oh, Tater: Brian Stelter Allegedly Telling People He's Getting Fired From CNN
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It isn’t often that I get to write about public education and manage a smile, but the idea of public schools crumbling under the weight of their own massive failure is just too amazing. And as the Post Millennial reports, public schools in Washington state saw over 40,000 students leave, and projections forecast another 1,400 students leaving in the academic year 2021-2022.

Those are some brutal numbers.

Parents have chosen, instead, to homeschool their children or transfer them to one of the charter or private schools. Why? There are a few reasons: lack of in-person instruction, low quality of online education, and—surprise, surprise—the radical curriculum.

Public schools in the state boasted some incredibly impressive numbers. And by impressive, I mean terrible! School assessments indicate 70% of students failed to meet standards in mathematics, and 52% failed to meet them in English. With numbers like these, why wouldn’t a parent want their children attending public schools?

One parent told the PM, “I did not realize what my kids were being taught until I had to listen to it every day in my living room.” Thank you, remote learning! The greatest thing to come out of the left’s push to keep students out of the classroom has been the ability for parents to become aware of the indoctrination taking place.

Though those were the reasons given for parents pulling their children from the public school system, other parents said they would immediately pull their children is the COVID vax is mandated for attendance. “That will be the last straw.”

However, even as enrollment cratered, “Democrats in the state legislature pushed bills to allocating [sic] an additional $644 million to schools, as if they are still serving the missing students.”

And yet, the system is still hemorrhaging money! Seattle Public Schools is so hard up for cash that they are literally begging parents to re-enroll their students!

Did you know? The number of students enrolled at SPS determines our budget. Right now, we are seeing a decrease in enrollment, which means a decrease in our budget. SPS continues to work on making sure we have a balanced budget every year: https://buff.ly/3iTPV68\u00a0pic.twitter.com/WvmmevnqfT

— Seattle Public Schools (@Seattle Public Schools) 1627512123

This makes me feel all warm and fuzzy inside. There’d be nothing better than to see all parents choosing to homeschool over the public school system, and this mass exodus makes me believe it could be a real possibility.

Kudos to all the Washington parents who chose to do right by their children and tell the public schools to f*ck off.

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February 28, 2022 at 09:44AM - Joseph Gunderson
Washington Schools Beg for Enrollments as Parents Choose to Homeschool or Enroll in Charter, Private Schools
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It was only a matter of time before some leftist clown pipes up to declare American racism was to blame for something or other related to the events unfolding in Ukraine right now, and it was none other than 1619 Project founder Nikole Hannah-Jones who couldn’t resist the itch any longer.

Now, if Hannah-Jones’ work with the 1619 Project wasn’t enough for you to understand just how low of an IQ this woman has, just wait until you read what this brilliant dimwit has to say about new coverage of Ukraine!

Reported originally by BizPac Review, in a since-deleted tweet, Hannah-Jones stated that the media was only concerned with “Europeans with blond hair and blue eyes” due to their “insidious racism.”

However, even if that tweet has been deleted—probably because describing Ukrainians as blond-haired, blue-eyed was even too stupid for her—she continued to suggest the exact same sentiment in some different, carefully chosen words.

And honestly, these admissions of shock that this is happening in a European country are ahistorical and also serve to justify the lack of sympathy for other invasions, other occupations and other refugee crisis involving peoples not considered white.

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“Every journalist covering Ukraine should really, really look internally. This is why I say we should stop pretending we have objectivity and in instead acknowledge our biases so that we can report against them. Many of us see the racialized analysis and language.”

“And honestly, these admissions of shock that this is happening in a European country are ahistorical and also serve to justify the lack of sympathy for other invasions, other occupations and other refugee crisis involving peoples not considered white.”

If we were to apply Hannah-Jones’ logic, there shouldn’t be any coverage of these types of events whatsoever. I’m sure she would be tickled pink if the media covered whatever intertribal warfare was currently waging in Africa, but then, to be shocked that it is happening would be ahistorical… It also probably doesn’t have the same impact on global affairs as Ukraine.

But in Hannah-Jones’ mind, everything must be about American racism because she’s an over-educated imbecile the left has propped up as some kind of intellectual. She’s just the female Ibram Kendi—who is also an insufferable troglodyte.

If you need to find just one more reason not to take the media and the NYT, in particular, seriously, look no further than this idiot.

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February 28, 2022 at 09:08AM - Joseph Gunderson
NYT ‘Journalist’ Says Coverage of Ukraine Demonstrates Racism: ‘Racialized Analysis and Language’
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China is teaming up with Russia against Ukraine... possibly the world. We have everything you need to know before WWIII begins. Also, vaccines can now spread to the unvaccinated. And did Louis CK play Ukraine this weekend?

February 28, 2022 at 09:07AM - Team Crowder
SHOW NOTES: China is FUNDING Russia's War Machine in Ukraine!
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Bill Gates is a creepy little bugger who took relationship advice from Jeffrey Epstein. Liberals think he's a health expert because he has a lot of money and a political opinion with which they agree. He's also a sloppy-looking b*tch who thinks eating meat is unhealthy and you and I should be eating bugs, instead. This is where Joe Rogan gets tagged in.

Rogan was interviewing dietician Diana Rodgers and biochemist Rob Wolf. Talk turned to Bill Gates buying up 242,000 acres of farmland, making him America's largest farm owner. The rub is Gates has no plans to use the land for farming. He just doesn't want other people to use the land to make food he doesn't like. As Rogan points out, has this clown looked in the mirror?

"And, by the way, you look like sh*t. If you’re eating those plant-based burgers or whatever the f*ck you’re doing-- you’re obese. [...] Your health is piss poor. I’m not a doctor, but when you’ve got man-boobs and a gut, and you’re walking around, and you have like these toothpick arms. I’m like, ‘Hey buddy, you’re not healthy.'"

It's been absurd throughout the pandemic that "being healthy" isn't recommended. Jen Psaki even confirmed that Joe Biden won't suggest Americans lose weight until the government guys tell him that's his opinion. Anti-meat extremism takes on a political aspect, either for "the science" reasons or for so-insane-this-must-be-parody woke reasons. I guess not enough people are listening to the former, so the left felt the need to guilt people with the latter. Leading that charge is Bill Gates, a man from whom, because he has a lot of money and the proper progressive opinion, we're expected to take health advice.

As Joe Rogan points out, Gates needs a personal trainer first. And maybe a steak. Because he looks like crap.

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February 28, 2022 at 08:53AM - Brodigan
'He Has Man Boobs': Joe Rogan Destroys 'Health' Expert Bill Gates and His Anti-Meat Agenda
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Dear God, if You are watching, please guide the hand of whoever is writing Joe Biden's State of the Union Address that THIS is the over-arching message. That Americans are too messed up in the head to understand what an amazing president Biden has been.

This comes from an interview with some progressive podcaster, where Biden also claims he's restored the soul of the country by bringing people together. Yes, the same Joe Biden who called people that disagree with him racist.

"[The reason people don't realize what an amazing job Biden has done is} the phenomenal psychological impact COVID has had on the public's psyche. And so you have an awful lot of people who are, uh, notwithstanding the fact that, uh, things have gotten so much better for them economically."

EDITORS NOTE: I legit laughed out loud as I was transcribing that part.

"That they are thinking, 'How do you get up in the morning and feel happy?' Happy that everything is alright now."

Purely for the sake of argument, let's say what Joe Biden says is true. It's not, and Biden is a numbskull. But let's pretend all our brains are made of pudding like Biden's and what he says is truthy. And that Americans are so psychologically damaged that I probably would have dated America in college. Joe Biden and the Media-Entertainment Industrial Complex that supports him is to blame.

They are the ones who spent the last two years terrifying Americans. First, by reporting we were all going to die during the last president. Then, when over half a million more died during this president, said we needed to follow "the science" as defined by the government guys better than we did before.

As an aside, the dishonest reporting has managed to make Joe Biden's supporters the least informed about the pandemic. Go figure.

Biden and the people who control Biden used children as pawns and claimed their angry parents were domestic terrorists. Blue-state parents were forced to watch children from red states--where science was followed as opposed to "the science"--live happy lives.

Yet, now that the political science has changed (and Biden has a big speech coming up), suddenly so have the restrictions that have caused Americans to have "psychological" problems. We're supposed to pretend the timing is just a coincidence.

Joe Biden thinks people are too psychologically unable to be happy about what a wonderful job he's been doing. He should look in the f*cking mirror if he wants to know why.

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February 28, 2022 at 08:16AM - Brodigan
Watch: Biden Claims Americans are Too Psychologically Damaged to Understand How Good He's Made Their Lives
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If you follow the political science, you know it's safe to take your mask off prior to Joe Biden's SOTU. NBC News reports the Biden admin "suggested" to CDC that they update their guidelines pre-speech. The House physician went from mandating masks AND negative tests for the SOTU to saying "never mind." Even NY Governor Kathy Hochul is dropping school mask mandates... the day after Biden's speech. But it looks like no one told FEMA the political science changed. In the event of nukes falling from the sky, they want you masked up and six feet apart.

LIbsofTikTok made the discovery. When the website gets changed, these are the screen captures:

Worst-case scenario. A nuke goes off or you have sufficient warning that a nuke is about to go off because if the nuke already went off, you'd be dead (and most likely marked as a COVID death). If you made it to the bomb shelter, FEMA says the most important thing for you to do is make sure you are wearing a mask (if you're not with people from your household) and stay six feet away from everyone.

Let's say you were injured in the middle of nuclear armageddon. Call 911 and let them know you are having an emergency but not until after you let them know if you think you have COVID. Also, make sure you put a mask on before help arrives.

Then there is this bit that needs to be read verbatim: "Many people may already feel fear and anxiety about the coronavirus 2019 (COVID-19). The threat of a nuclear explosion can add additional stress."

One might be inclined to believe these guidelines were updated at the start of the pandemic. And not as a result of the word "nuke" entering the global discourse due to the crisis in Ukraine.

Nope.

Someone employed by our federal government updated "what to do in the event of a nuclear attack" on Friday to include virtue signaling about the coronavirus. I suppose there is a chance that FEMA was infiltrated by a BASED IT guy who made the changes knowing we would pick up on them and mock accordingly. The most likely reason is that someone saw the word "nuke" in the news, and never got the memo that the political science surrounding COVID changed. There is someone being paid with your tax dollars who believes in the event of a nuclear attack, you should worry about catching COVID.

Our government is run by nincompoops.

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February 28, 2022 at 07:02AM - Brodigan
Biden Admin Updates FEMA Guidelines: In Event of Nuclear Armageddon, Wear a Mask and Social Distance
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