Bill Murray is one of our greatest living humans. He *might* be difficult to work with, according to some reports. Outside of that, he's one of the funniest humans alive.

Bill Groundhog-Day-Ghostbusting-Ass Murray was recently embroiled in controversy. A complaint was made against him for being inappropriate on the set of the movie Being Mortal. What specifically happened is unclear. But it was serious enough (by Hollywood standards) to suspend production while it was being investigated.

Bill Murray was at the Berkshire Hathway investors meeting (he is one) and while not being too specific, he discussed what happened,

April 30, 2022 at 05:05PM - Brodigan
Bill Murray Opens Up About 'Inappropriate' Incident That Suspended Movie Production: 'I Thought It Was Funny'
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Amber Heard admitted to a security guard that, yes, she left a poop in Johnny Depp's bed. A human poop. This is according to Thursday's testimony.

Americans' eyes are glued to the Johnny Depp/Amber Heard trial. At least one eye is glued to it. The other eye is glued to week four of leftists melting down over Heard's ex-boyfriend Elon Musk buying Twitter. Depp is suing Heard over a slanderous op-ed that ruined his career. A lot of details have come out about their relationship, the funniest being the poop Depp found in their bed.

To recap, during one of their fights, Johnny Depp found a dookie in their bed. I'll be honest, there is no description or retelling of the story I can do that would top Johnny Depp telling the story himself.

April 30, 2022 at 07:48AM - Brodigan
Amber Heard Poop Update: Security Guard Confirms Johnny Depp's Story, Gives New Details on Fecal Incident
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The defamation trial between Johnny Depp and Amber Heard is still going on. The last bombshell revelation was that Elon Musk was shacking up with Heard. We might never know the full truth about it because Musk isn’t going to testify. However, ACLU General Counsel did testify, and boy was that a doozy.

Amber Heard Hasn’t Paid Full Pledge Of Divorce Settlement, ACLU Testifies: AIR.TV air.tv

BizPac Review reports that Terence Dougherty, ACLU Chief Operating Officer and General Counsel, testified on Thursday that the organization wrote the Washington Post article, which sits at the center of the defamation case. Then, after the article was written, Heard’s lawyers combed through it to “make sure nothing was said in [the article] that puts you [Heard] in jeopardy with your NDA,” which was apparently part of the divorce settlement between her and Depp.

But that wasn’t all. The ACLU shopped around for her, looking for an outlet that would best suit her, eventually landing on the Washington Post.

In an email to Michael Duffy, an editor at WaPo, ACLU communication team member Stacey Sullivan wrote, “Hey Michael, wondering if we might interest you in an op-ed by Amber Heard ‘Who as you may recall was beaten up during her brief marriage to Johnny Depp.'”

And then, in concert with the company, planned the publishing of the article to coincide with the release of Aquaman “to capitalize on the tremendous campaign.”

I’m not a lawyer nor do I play one on TV, but I don’t think things are looking too good for Amber Heard at this point. Not only is she an abusive sociopath who likes to go #2 in the bed—which would be enough for me to condemn her if I were the judge—but she’s also a cynical hag who had an article written by someone else to be published under her name describing what seems like a completely fabricated lie just to amplify her own celebrity.

This is pretty gross. Proving once again that Hollywood elites aren’t like normal people. There’s something missing there. Souls maybe?

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April 30, 2022 at 07:42AM - Joseph Gunderson
ACLU Confesses It Wrote Amber Heard’s WaPo Op-Ed That’s at the Center of Johnny Depp’s Defamation Suit
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Any comedian who isn't a woke twat, if they are being interviewed by a mainstream publication, will get asked about cancel culture. Ironically, those are also the comedians who are funny. Bill Burr is one of the best to currently be doing it. He also goes out of his way to set traps for cancel culture bloggers. During an interview with the Hollywood Reporter, he was asked for his thoughts on a specific instance of leftists getting their scalp. It was a year ago that his The Mandalorian co-star Gina Carano was fired for a meme.

"I thought it was funny that the liberals proved her point. They just use outrage because they don't like your politics."

Burr was one of the few to speak out in Gina's defense when it happened. To recap, during the height of the pandemic, Gina Carano would share memes questioning the federal government. Angry liberal Twitter didn't like the government being questioned and would get #FireGinaCarano trending on the regular. She had former Democrat Senators calling her a "nazi" and a "white supremacist." Eventually, Carano shared one meme too many and liberals got her "canceled." The irony of Carano's point about the left and the media being proven right was lost on all involved outside of Carano and Burr.

"As someone who considers himself liberal, it's disappointing to see the left become how the right used to be when they went after the Dixie Chicks after they criticized George W. Bush. There's not a lot of people like that—most are just trying not to get in trouble. But there's this small collection of lunatics—either on the right or the left, at any given moment—that cause hysteria."

Here's the problem with "both sides" having lunatics. While true, the right's lunatics are edge lords, shit posters, and cranks. The left's lunatics ARE IN CONTROL of corporate media, big tech companies, and Hollywood. Your uncle who thinks Donald Trump is going to be reinstalled on Tuesday is not the same as the left running coordinated campaigns to destroy the lives of anyone who gets too famous having a different political opinion than them.

"That somebody's opinion—or their political beliefs—makes people try to destroy their ability to make a living, it's f***ing bizarre to me."

It was bizarre to Elon Musk, too. He owns Twitter, now. And the lunatics on the left are proving Musk's and Barr's points about them as we speak.

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April 30, 2022 at 07:12AM - Brodigan
Bill Burr Goes Off on Cancel Culture, Blasts Liberals for Proving Their Critics Right
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It was bound to happen. Elon Musk, who owns Twitter, mixed it up with social media influencer Rep. AOC, who tweets a lot. Now Elon owns Rep. AOC as well.

Like many overdramatic social media influencers, Rep. AOC announced to the world at one point that she was leaving Twitter. Only to come back the next day to cyberbully one of her female colleagues. Today the social media influencer found herself bodied, BTFO'd, clapped back, and rekt by Musk.

Our tale starts with one of Rep. AOC's rants about billionaires. Rep. AOC is known for creating content that expresses her hatred and resentment of successful people. She thinks it is unfair that they have more money than her, and demands the government take some of it away from them to give to her. Also, she wants other people to pay off her student loans.

She then turned her anger to Elon Musk. Twitter is supposed to mark tweets that promote misinformation as such, but AOC's tweet isn't tagged for some reason. Rep. AOC says Musk controls Twitter. That is not true. Musk doesn't control anything yet. Rep. AOC's misinformation aside, as well as her odd use of the word "unilaterally" -- I know she thinks it makes her sound smart, but it's like saying Bob "unilaterally" owns the local bakery -- she then shames Musk as being a cheap date for Tucker Carlson and Peter Thiel.

Elon Musk responded, and showed he knew what this is really about. Rep. AOC is jealous that she can't date Elon. He asked the social media influncer to please "stop hitting on me" because "I’m really shy."

Elon is making a funny. He can do much better than Rep. AOC. He's just mocking the social media influencer from when she said Republicans only criticize her because they know they can never date her. The difference is Musk is joking when he says it. Rep. AOC was serious about that.

As of this writing, Rep. AOC has not done an Instagram Live where she carries on and fails her arms about Elon Musk making her look like a clown. But you know it's coming.

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April 29, 2022 at 07:22PM - Brodigan
Oh-My: Elon Musk Clowns AOC Over Latest Anti-Billionaire Rant, Makes Her Look Silly With His Response
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I’m not one to rail against capitalism. I’ll leave that to the socialists like AOC and Bernie Sanders. What I do have a problem with—and I think every moral human being will have a problem with—is when vulnerable children are taken advantage of to make a quick buck. That’s no longer capitalism, that’s exploitation.

And Discovery+ might have sold their souls to the same devils as the Netflix people who thought Cuties was a good idea because the streaming service’s new program “Generation Drag” is little more than the exploitation of an entire group of kids who are mentally and emotionally confused.

April 29, 2022 at 01:55PM - Joseph Gunderson
Discovery+ Capitalizes on Vulnerable Children, Announces ‘Generation Drag’ Series
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Elon Musk isn’t one of us right-wingers, but he’s certainly not one of the bad guys. He’s one of those few people—the number of whom are fewer and fewer with each passing day—who might think differently than us but isn’t a complete wackadoodle out to Marxify the entire planet.

We’re talking about a guy who led and still leads the charge for electric vehicles to combat climate change, but the left has conveniently forgotten that little tidbit as they seek to demonize him today. A little trip in the time machine called the internet shows yet another time the left decided to look the other way on something Musk was doing.

Does anyone remember when Musk offered to solve world hunger? That was a thing that happened not long ago. Why didn’t it happen? Well, because the UN wasn’t prepared to actually provide a breakdown of the numbers for the world to examine. You see, they liked the idea of getting $6B from Musk, but they weren’t as big of fans about having to be transparent about how the money would be spent.

Also, this might have had something to do with it, too. The UN was out raping starving children…

April 29, 2022 at 12:53PM - Joseph Gunderson
UN Wants Elon Musk's Money, Musk Asks About When UN Officials Demanded Sexual Favors From Kids for Food
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Elon Musk isn’t one of us right-wingers, but he’s certainly not one of the bad guys. He’s one of those few people—the number of whom are fewer and fewer with each passing day—who might think differently than us but isn’t a complete wackadoodle out to Marxify the entire planet.

We’re talking about a guy who led and still leads the charge for electric vehicles to combat climate change, but the left has conveniently forgotten that little tidbit as they seek to demonize him today. A little trip in the time machine called the internet shows yet another time the left decided to look the other way on something Musk was doing.

Does anyone remember when Musk offered to solve world hunger? That was a thing that happened not long ago. Why didn’t it happen? Well, because the UN wasn’t prepared to actually provide a breakdown of the numbers for the world to examine. You see, they liked the idea of getting $6B from Musk, but they weren’t as big of fans about having to be transparent about how the money would be spent.

Also, this might have had something to do with it, too. The UN was out raping starving children…

April 29, 2022 at 12:53PM - Joseph Gunderson
UN Wants Elon Musk's Money, Musk Asks About When UN Officials Demanded Sexual Favors From Kids for Food
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This may surprise you to know that Ron DeSantis, America's Governor, is not a fan of what critics call Joe Biden's "Ministry of Truth." No one knows what it is, including the White House. But from the name alone, the meltdowns over Elon Musk, and this administration's propensity for calling opinions with which they disagree "misinformation," you can draw a conclusion. DeSantis said as much as he addressed his opponent.

Did I say "opponent?" I mean the president. Joe Biden isn't Ron DeSantis's opponent. Yet.

April 29, 2022 at 12:50PM - Brodigan
'Floundering on the World Stage': Ron DeSantis Explodes on Biden, Promises Action Against 'Ministry of Truth'
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William Shatner is boldly going... Ok, no shameful Star Trek puns. The former Captain Kirk is bucking the celebrity trend of pledging to quit Twitter when Elon Musk takes over. He's doing the exact opposite. Shatner is issuing a declaration that he will REMAIN on Twitter when the "adorbs" Musk takes control of the bird app.

Yes. He called Musk "adorbs."

A man best known for playing himself in William Shatner cameos issued the following statement: "BTW, since it seems to be the latest “thing” on here. I’m stating that I’m staying on Twitter. Besides, I think Elon Musk is adorbs. Also, full disclosure: I’m trying to pitch Elon to hire me as the face of Twitter."

So while other blue checkmark celebrities have been acting like this:

William Shatner is handling business like this:

Making Shatner the face of Twitter isn't too much of an ask, either. Stranger things have happened, like--and this is just off the top of my head--Elon Musk buying Twitter. Musk also wants better sci-fi. Teaming up with Shatner could scratch that itch.

Heartbroken in this development is Jeff Bezos. Bezos is the second richest man, behind Musk. Critics say that, out of jealousy, Jeff Bezos is using the Jeff Bezos-owned Washington Post to lash out at the more successful billionaire. When William Shatner went to actual space, it was because of Jeff Bezos. Now, Shatner is aligning himself with Elon Musk. Who, because he's vastly more successful than Bezos, would probably send Shatner to space and put him in charge of a colony. Or maybe just make Shatner the mayor of Star City, Texas.

Also--and this can't be stressed enough--like most drama queens who announce they are leaving Twitter, all the whiney celebs will be back within a month. With any luck, they'll be returning to Shatner's face on a blue bird body.

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April 29, 2022 at 12:10PM - Brodigan
William Shatner Bucks Hollywood, Pledges to Stay on Twitter With 'Adorbs' Elon Musk
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