Dylan Mulvaney wants brands to give her money NOT because they are checking off a box, but because they like Dylan. Upon reading this news, Megyn Kelly went bananas. As did *waves hands around* all of us.

You tried that. It didn’t work. Then you declared you are “a girl” & got corporate $ galore. Now you want ppl to say what’s interesting about you is not your #womanface but the person behind it who was already rejected? How much pretending would you like us to do?

We go with "titface" (shout out Joe Cunningham), but we never claimed to have Kelly's degree of professionalism.

Kelly was responding to an interview the TikTok ingénue did where Dylan opened up about almost bankrupting Bud Light. Dylan doesn't want companies to want to partner with them just to “check a box” because she's trans. He wants them to want her for them.

A lot of brands will ask, ‘Could you relate a little bit of your struggle growing up into this?’ Like, no! If you want me, you want me because I’m Dylan, not because I’m trans.

Dude, the only reason any company wants you is because you're trans. That, and I'm sure some of our right-wing outrage helps. The more we say "Hey, this is a bit much," the more the left triples down.

We saw it with drag queens. Minors would dress up like women and entertain adults in bars. Conservatives said, "Hey, this seems inappropriate." The left doubled down with "Drag Queen Story Time." Conservatives said, "Guys, let's leave children alone because this is wrong." Now the left acts like the ONLY way to teach someone about tolerance is with a guy dressed like a girl and shaking their ass in a kid's face.

Dylan makes HER money (I don't want to get arrested) partially because if companies don't sign a trans spokestrans for their brand it would mean those companies are literally insurrectionists in bed with MAGA literally. But most of it is because trans ranks #1 on the left's pound-for-pound most marginalized rankings and Dylan found a way to monetize it.

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You have no doubt seen this video on the bird app. And look, we here at the Louder with Crowder Dot Com website are all about doing it for the content. But y'all might want to let this one go.

Meet Tofana. She is super excited about the microchip in her arm.

Here's the spoiler. She wasn't bragging about getting a microchip. In a follow-up video, she explained she was WARNING about the microchip. And that the government shut off her microchip.

Then you view her TikTok page which has all of twelve videos. One is a second follow-up, where she claims the government and a pharmaceutical rep is after her. The rest are videos of a hardo trying to launch a career as a TikTok influencer.

I'm not saying that the world isn't lousy with dystopian government red flags. You saw it with the Freedom Convoy when the government really did freeze people's bank accounts. As for Australia where I believe these videos were recorded, see: Pandemic, All the Government Actions During The Global.

In the case of Tofana, I think she's a few tacos short of a combination platter. Hashtag like and subscribe.

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Elon Musk has been warning of the "woke mind virus" since his purchase of Twitter. Friday night on Real Time with Bill Maher, he got more specific on what he means.

The Head Twit In Charge shared a story about a friend whose teen goes to a Bay Area High School. If you are above a certain age, you know George Washington as our first president, a general in the American Revolution, and the father of our county. If you are a teen today?

The experience that we had in high school and college is not the experience that kids today are having, and hasn't been for, I don't know, for 10 years, maybe 20 years ... Let me give you an example that a farmer told me. His daughters go to high school in the Bay Area. And he was asking them "So who are the first few presidents of the United States?" They could name Washington. "So what do you know about him?"

"He was a slave owner."

That's all.

This is why the tables started to turn during the pandemic and parents started to grow more active at school board meetings. When their kids were forced to do remote learning and parents witnessed firsthand the bias and indoctrination, it was a culture shock.

"You told an abused foster child she has too much privilege?"

"You told my biracial daughter that her white mom is evil?

"My daughter was told she wasn't allowed to tell me what she's being assigned?"

If I were a wee bit more conspiratorial...

I MIGHT be inclined to think this is why the Joe Biden White House seemed alarmingly vested in having angry parents lumped in with domestic terrorists. The jig was up.

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It's rare to find a perfect piece of content, but we're close here. It has everything: trolling, sweet-ass mullets, and making vegans look stupid. The only thing missing is the vegans melting down and flailing their scrawny, soy-based arms around as the two based bros chowed down on KFC in front of them.

I still award this a 9.5 out of 10.

This, friends, is the face of an instant legend.

Making fun of vegans is a time-honored classic that goes back to the Great Campus Meat Tossing of 1994.

At Connecticut's Port Chester University (PCU), vegan terrorists staged an insurrection outside of the campus cafeteria. Even worse, it was Sloppy Joe Day. A group of students staged a mostly peaceful counterprotest by sneaking into the cafeteria and throwing meat at the protesters. Some say it was a 100 pounds, but counterprotest organizer Droz said it was much more than that.

In Droz and his fellow patriots' defense, they may have thought that if the vegans had TRIED some meat they would stop being miserable people. Sadly, not everyone felt that way.

Thanks to TikTok and the desire to go viral, and in the name of content, the spirit of the Great Campus Meat Tossing of 1994 lives on in today's edgelords and sh*tposters. We here at the Louder with Crowder Dot Com website salute you all.

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You may not be seeing Rainn Wilson in Hollywood productions anymore. The Office actor (who was underrated as the therapist on Mom) did the unthinkable. He said the words "Tucker Carlson" without adding the words "nationalist" or "sucks" after them.

Even worse, he said he AGREED with most of what Tucker Carlson said in his recent Twitter video.

There is only but one .gif to share now:

It shouldn't BE shocking to agree with what Carlson said. If you are a rational, intellectually honest individual, you SHOULD be able to agree with:

One of the first things you realize when you step outside the noise for a few days is how many genuinely nice people there are in this country, kind and decent people, people who really care about what’s true and a bunch of hilarious people — also, a lot of those.

And also:

This is the amazing thing, the undeniably big topics, the ones that will define our future, get virtually no discussion at all: war, civil liberties, emerging science, demographic change, corporate power, natural resources. When was the last time you heard a legitimate debate about any of those issues?

Dwight Schrute's problem is he works in an industry when they aren't rational or intellectually honest. One where -- with a few exceptions -- any opinion slightly right of Karl Marx gets you on the no-no list.

Though Rainn has been poking his head out as of late. He made a snarky tweet about the trans-affirming abuse of the English language. Though, one he was quick to apologize for. And last month the actor criticized Hollywood's anti-Christian bias with NO apology after. Progress!

And as a side note, The Office is REVERED here at the Louder with Crowder Dot Com website. There are two groups of people in this world. Those who grasp the brilliance of The Office. And unfunny people with metal poles crammed up their rectums. If America would learn about racial understanding from Michael and Darryl, we'd all be in a better place.

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Exhibit Q on why letting people have their own pronouns based on feelings and not facts gets confusing. There was a fight about a human with a weiner using the girl's bathroom at a high school in California. RIVERSIDE, MUTHAF*CKER! One news outlet refers to the dong'd individual as a male. The other respects her chosen gender identity.

Here are the two combatants. See if YOU can guess who is a girl and who we're not sure is a boy.

We have two angles for you to view the incident. Shout out to kids for remembering to do it for the content. Camera one:

Camera two:

According to FOX-11, that is a transgender girl beating up a girl. The worst kind of transgender individual too. One with erratic and uncomfortable behavioral issues.

"He's [in the] girls' locker room, using girls' restrooms," said MLK student Aiden Vermeir said of the transgender student. "He spit on my friends that are girls, females. He shows his genitals in the locker room."

In olden times, a guy flashing his junk to a girl was inappropriate. In 2023, if that guy identifies as a girl, it is considered equity and tolerance.

But does he identify as a girl? A report on KTLA referred to she/her using he/him pronouns. And only reported “some student unrest near the end of the lunch break."

One report considers this fight a classic example of girls being girls. Another report claims it was a boy beating the crap out of a much smaller girl. Your guess is as good as mine.

Spoiler: I know that you know that I know that you know.

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The media landscape is still in shock over Tucker Carlson's sudden ousting from Fox News. Joe Rogan knows how it could shake things up further.

Rumble, middle-aged man. Rumble.

If I was a person in a position of power and a wildcard like Tucker Carlson got released from Fox News and maybe Rumble makes a deal with him, you have any f*cking idea how big that would be? It would make that platform if Tucker Carlon went there.

Case in point, that video Tucker Carlson released on Twitter the other day? It's already at 73.1 MILLION views so far. Nineteen million views were in the first 24 hours.

Compare that to the 8:00 timeslot on Fox News:

4/21 (Tucker's last day): 2.65 million viewers

4/24: 2.59 million

4/25: 1.7 million

4/26: 1.33 million

And CNN only averaged 473,000 in primetime for the month of March.

Tucker Carlson jumping to Rumble and doing his own thing, bringing his audience with him, would drive a long overdue dagger in the heart of cable news. It couldn't happen to a better institution.

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TikTok ingénue Dylan Mulvaney, Joe Biden's favorite internet personality, thinks it should be illegal to call someone by the "wrong" pronouns. By "wrong," what Dylan means is the correct pronoun. Just not the pronouns Dylan would prefer to be called. No word on if the influencer also wants it illegal to call a fat kid "Tiny."

This clip is making its way around the internets. Allow that there may be missing context because there is a hard cut at the end. Also, while some headlines are saying Dylan wants you/your arrested, that is unclear. Dylan may only be talking about a significant financial penalty.

Those of us on the right who are critics of Dylan, and others like Jeffrey Marsh and LwC 2022 Woman of the Year Kayla Lemieux, handle pronouns differently. Some of us go with which ones amuse us most at that specific time. Others are strict when it comes to birth pronouns out of a deep-rooted respect for biology, science, and reality. That's okay. We don't all have to play our music the same.

But when it comes to laws making words illegal just because Dylan's bulge is in a knot over media coverage, hard pass. I don't care if you are a he/him, she/xir, or frog/frogself.

Though whenever I hear someone born a him complaining about being called a he, I think back to Dave Chappelle's Deep in the Heart of Texas. To set the stage, Dave was at a gallery opening. A transgender patron passed out. Dave out of great concern asked if he was okay, and got pronoun shamed for it.

But there was no time for philosophical debate. This was an emergency situation. I said, “Fine. I’m sorry, guys. I was just worried because— because she looks terrible. And she just fell off the bench. It appears that her d*ck is popping out of her dress. You mind if I call an ambulance, champ?

I would have shared the video if possible. Shockingly, I could not find it on YouTube.

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As reported yesterday by the Louder with Crowder Dot Com website, few people can choke on a bag of dicks over their performance during the pandemic more than teachers' union mob boss Randi Weingarten. She's on a Magical Mystery Gaslighting Tour attempting to convince Americans not to believe our lying eyes and thought CNN would be a safe space for her. Spoiler: it was not.

Scott Jennings went OFF. Though note to "independent" "fact" checkers, he went off on the lockdown policies Weingarten SUPPORTED. Granted they were policies Randi's teachers' union colluded with the CDC over and had a hand in rewriting. Policies, mind you, that Weingarten KNEW impeded learning. But they weren't "HER" policies as the headline implies since she didn't physically implement the policies with her own two hands.

In my defense, I only had so many characters to work with and the headline was already over longer than Google’s structured data standards.

My wife had to teach them at home. I am stunned at what you have said this week about your claiming to have wanted to reopen schools. ... I hear no remorse whatsoever about the generational damage that's been done to these kids. ... I have two kids with learning differences. Do you know how hard it is for them to learn at home and not in a classroom that was designed for them? And for you to sit in front of Congress and the American people and say, oh, I wanted to open up them the whole time, I—I am shocked. I'm stunned. And there are millions of parents who feel the exact same way.

My guess is the director who called for the brutal split-screen was one of those parents.

Apologies for misgendering Randy...

Randi's response was to lie through her teeth some more. But I know that you know that I know that you know. As was Community Note'd on Twitter, Randi, her union goons, and the Democrat politicians she gives millions and millions of dollars to:

• Called attempts to reopen schools in the fall of 2020 "Reckless, callous, cruel"
• Pushed aggressively at the local level to keep schools closed
• Areas with high union influence -- aka, areas run by Democrats -- remained closed much longer
• The school closings continued well in 2022

I can't stress this enough. There is NO ISSUE more important for Americans to focus on for the next year and a half than this. The left is going to do anything they can to lie, gaslight, and convince YOU that they aren't to blame for the suffering that went on during the pandemic. And they will do so with the full support of legacy media. Legacy media that, while you were struggling to make ends meet and make sure your kids didn't fall behind, never missed a paycheck.

Their attempts to do so need to be called out as bullsh*t EVERY. SINGLE. TIME. Make sure this decrepit old advertisement for homeschooling remains at the top of your list.

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I caught this clip of Milwaukee Bucks star Giannis Antetokounmpo I wanted to share. It's a similar conversation I have with my niece when a game doesn't go her way. Plus as conservatives, seeing any reporter get it thrown back in their face for any reason whatsoever gives us the warm fuzzies.

Though I cop to not knowing much about the NBA other than a) Giannis is really good, b) he's Greek (shout out Pantellis), and c) I'm supposed to fear the deer. The Bucks got knocked out of the playoffs. A reporter asked Giannis if it means they were failures.

Do you get a promotion every year on your job? No, right? So every year you work is a failure, yes or no? No. Every year you work, you work towards something, towards a goal, right, which is to get a promotion, to be able to take care of your family. Provide a house for them or take care of your parents.

Exactly. You are either winning or you're learning. I got that from MMA coach Duke Rufous. He's out of Wisconsin too. It must be something in the cheese.

You lose a competition, sure. It's a competition. There can be only one winner, and if you aren't playing to win there's no point. But sometimes you're in the locker room next to the one they're spraying champagne on each other in.

What you do next is what matters.

There’s no failure in sports. You know, there are good days and bad days. Some days you are able to be successful, sometimes you’re not. Some days it’s your turn, some days it’s not your turn. ... We’re going to come back next year, try to be better, try to build good habits, try to play better, not have a ten-day stretch with playing bad basketball, you know, and hopefully we can win a championship.

A valuable lesson everyone from all walks of life can stand to remember.

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