It was a humdinger of a day in the Arizona House of Representatives. Rep. Daniel Hernandez felt the need to mock people concerned about communism. Because, to him, "white nationalism" is the real problem. What exactly white nationalism is is anybody's guess. Its definition depends on what Democrat is speaking and what agenda they are trying to ram through at that moment. Not amused by Hernandez's lame excuse at snark was Rep. Quang Nguyen, a refugee who fled communism and lost family members.

June 30, 2021 at 02:11PM - Brodigan
Democrat Mocks Dangers of Communism, Gets Shut Down By Asian-American Refugee Who Suffered Under It
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Independence Day has turned into a wee bit of a joke this year thanks to Joe Biden. It started with Biden telling us that "if we did what we were told," he'd let us celebrate July Fourth in small groups. Then he threatened to take July Fourth away because we weren't listening. Then when it turned out that Biden failed at his goal, he didn't have the testicular fortitude to cancel the holiday. Which was a good thing, since most Americans were going to celebrate the Fourth of July whether Biden allowed us to or not.

But July Fourth was still set as a goal as the "end" of the pandemic. A time to celebrate leaving your house for the Americans who haven't been doing so this entire time. Budweiser has never met a virtue it wouldn't signal, so a special commercial was in order. The company teamed up with actor Bill Pullman for his famous Independence Day speech. Get ready to cringe.

June 30, 2021 at 10:09AM - Brodigan
Bill Pullman, Budweiser Team Up for Cringeworthy Pandemic Parody of Infamous 'Independence Day' Speech
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Joe Biden talks about systemic racism a lot. Whether or not he knows what those words mean is up for debate. Also up for debate is whether Biden understands any of the other words coming out of his mouth. Some Americans, those of us with functioning eye sockets, question whether he knows where he is half the time. He's an easily confused, discombobulated, pudding-brained old coot. But one who likes to talk about systemic racism. If you're an institution in America, you have systemic racism, and Joe Biden is going to get it out of you. YouTuber Jay Shakur points out the systemic racism is actually coming from inside the house. The WHITE House, if you will.

It's Joe Biden. Joe Biden is the probem.

June 30, 2021 at 09:12AM - Brodigan
Black YouTuber: Systemic Racism Exists ... in Typical White Liberals Like Joe Biden
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Daniel Concannon, I don't know who you are other than a based Jerry Maguire. But I want to buy you all the beers.

As far as I can tell, Daniel worked for the Manchester School District in New Hampshire. "Worked" being the key phrase here. Corresponding tweets show that he was forced to take the same BS "white privilege" workshops that leftists force on everyone from Coca-Cola employees to abused foster children. Basically, if you're white, you suck and are to blame for all the bad things that have ever happened ever. Ironically enough, according to other white people. Just a hunch, but I'm guessing there's not a lot of melanin sitting on a NEW HAMPSHIRE school board.

Concannon feels it is inappropriate, and possibly a little racist, for employers to treat employees this way. So he quit. Oy vey, did he quit. I'm not one for hyperbole, but this is the greatest resignation letter of all time.

Pour yourself a glass of wine and enjoy. Never in the history of the English language have words been arranged to form sentences in such a glorious fashion. (h/t Twitchy)

As a Transfeminine-Sprectasexual-Non-Libidonist-Subaru-Forester-Basset-Hound-Hybrid with a mixtape of surgical errors for genitals, I am non binarily outraged at Manchester School District's stunning failure at inclusivity of Soft Butch, Stone Butch, Panromantic, Genderormant, Cupiosexual, Trigender, Polygender, Demigender, and Left-of-Center peoples, and I call for the resignation and immediate gender reassignment surgery of Superintendent Goldhardt, Chief Equity Officer (lmao) Steady, and all other District Administrators and Board of School Committee members responsible for this wanton toxicity that, though obviously acceptable to treat mere cisnormative Whites with, is supposed to be spared those that share fellowship in the cultural revolution, adopt abstract and performative identities, and list pronouns after their names. How absolutely dare you / yours / yourself?

"A mixtape of surgical errors for genitals" is pure poetry. It makes me want to make a mixtape called "Surgical Errors for Genitals." I don't know if Transgender Rockabilly is a musical genre yet, but it would go on the mixtape.

If there was a Pulitzer Prize for resignation letters, it should go to Daniel Concannon. It would if Pulitizer gave prizes to anyone other than progressive doucheburrito assclowns.

None of this should gloss over the more serious issue. Our public schools have decided the best way to foster diversity/pander to rebranded Marxists is to create hatred and resentment where it didn't exist before. Proving your "anti-racist" bonafides by being racist towards white people and othering anyone with an opposing viewpoint is offensive as well as batsh!t crazy. That's a blog post for a different time or any of these prior to this one.

As some who organizes words for a living, I just wanted to salute a man for his brilliant prose. Cheers to you, Daniel Concannon.

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June 30, 2021 at 07:44AM - Brodigan
Dude Quits School District Over 'White Privilege' Propoganda with Greatest Resignation Letter of All Time
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Democrats have an anti-Semitism problem. Actually, I guess it's only a problem if you think it's a problem and Democrats obviously don't. It's the only reason why Rep. Ilhan Omar is allowed to say the things she does. Then take back the things she says. Then say them again. All while Nancy Pelosi avoids eye contact. And BFF Rep. AOC compares criticism of Omar to the Holocaust.

Everyone has their own definition of what "anti-Semitism" is. For the sake of this post, I'm defining it as someone who shows a clear and robust dislike for Jewish people.

June 30, 2021 at 06:47AM - Brodigan
Ilhan Omar Doubles Down on Anti-Semitism During CNN Appearance. Then, She Triples Down.
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It's not that perverts are the smartest people in the world. But if you're going to peep on a young girl while pulling a Jeffrey Toobin in Texas, you HAVE to assume the homeowners are strapped. For this unlucky scumbag, both the girl's dad AND mom are licensed gun owners. They caught him being a sleaze bucket. He said he was sorry, pulled his pants back up, and left. "I'm sorry" isn't a good enough answer when you catch someone outside your kid's bedroom. And the footrace was on!

They followed the man to a gas station across the street where the woman grabbed and held him while her husband ran inside the store to call 911, authorities said.

At that point, the suspect took the handgun from the woman and pointed it at her — prompting the father to open fire, striking the suspect with multiple bullets.

The dad says he gave the man two to the chest and one to the stomach. He thinks he may have shot him a fourth time. If it were me, the pervert would have been shot at least once in the dick for good measure. But things happen fast. Once the pervert threatened both the father's daughter AND wife, I'm sure he was just making sure the other guy had holes in him.

After the incident, the mother told the local press:

"[My daughter] looks over at the window and this guy is at her window. I can't say that he tried to take my daughter's innocence. He took my daughter's innocence."

The father (all parties wished to stay unnamed) didn't want to shoot the guy. The plan was just to detain him because "I'm pretty sure if he did this to my children, he's doing it to a lot of other children out here." I'd say that's a safe assumption.

The suspect is in critical but stable condition. The district attorney's office is deciding whether or not they will file charges. Hopefully, I'm reading that right and the charges will be filed against the PERVERT. It's 2021 and you can't be too sure.

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June 29, 2021 at 02:00PM - Brodigan
Dad Catches Pervert Peeping on His Daughter. The Dad Is a Gun Owner, and Now the Pervert Is Full of Holes ...
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When it comes to the 2024 GOP primary, Ron DeSantis has a Donald Trump problem and Trump has a DeSantis problem. It's not doing the bidding of the left to say so. It's the most basic, bland, any-idiot-can-see-it assessment of the political landscape. DeSantis and Trump are top of the list. No one else is on the list. Eventually, one of them is going to have to acknowledge the other. But that's a 2022-ish problem. For today, let's take a trip back to 2018.

Childish Gambino was a thing. You could still enjoy Judd Apatow movies without Seth Rogan and Jonah Hill making you feel bad about it. And a young Ron DeSantis released this advertisement for Florida governor with his children.

June 29, 2021 at 12:51PM - Brodigan
Ron DeSantis' Adorable 2018 Pro-Trump Commercial with His Children Is a Must-See
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What we have here is a literal orgy of left-on-left action. The battleground is Minneapolis, Ground Zero for the left's anti-cop movement for some reason or other. Our players are Donald Hooker, lead activist, who tells the story through his Facebook livestream. Donald's minions. And Councilwoman Andrea Jenkins. According to Wikipedia, Jeninks is the "first black openly transgender woman elected to public office in the United States." You couldn't book a battle royal that covered every progressive stereotype like this if you tried.

There was some kind of "Justice for the Guy with the Face" rally that Donald appears to be in charge of. Councilwoman Jenkins showed up for a photo op and to claim to be an ally. Hooker asked her what she's done for the cause lately. Jenkins got in Hooker's face. Hooker told Jenkins to calm down. Jenkins realized she was expected to do more than just spit talking points and tried to flee in her car. This is where Hooker's minions come in, blocking the car until Jenkins agreed to sign a list of demands.

I high recommend watching Donald's entire 22-minute video just for yuks. But I understand you're busy people, so here are two shorter clips. We see the transgender councilwoman is presented the list of leftist activist demands. She signs the list of demands, presented to her by leftist activists. The transgender councilwoman then accused the leftist activists of being white supremacists, even though our friend Donald has the same shade of melanin she does.

The only thing missing is the councilwoman screaming "I'm Andrea Jenkins, bitch" as she speeds away.

It's hard to take sides when everyone involved is so utterly unlikeable. But if I was forced to choose, I can kinda see Hooker and the Minions' point. Kidnapping is never the answer. But if you're an activist out on the streets doing activist things and you have elected officials pandering to your every need, you might expect them to back up your words and actions at some point. A lot of the activists we've seen over the past year have gone back to their parents' house to unpause their video games. But for the holdouts, I can see them expecting a councilwoman to actually do something.

Donald and the Minions believing the chicken-scratched document they had signed is a legally binding document just adds to the comedy of the situation. Excellent work by everyone! Take a bow.

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June 29, 2021 at 10:00AM - Brodigan
Anti-Cop Protesters Hold Liberal Councilwoman 'Hostage' Until She Signs List of Demands
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Oli London is a British influencer. I'd be lying if I said I knew what exactly that means or what Oli influences. To this day, I refuse to acknowledge "influencers" as real people. Whatever Oli influenced before, they're now coming out as a proud member of the transracial community. It's a little like the transgender community. Only instead of being born in the wrong gender, you're born in the wrong ... race. It's a real thing and totally not a mental disorder and a desperate cry for help.

There's even realignment surgery to turn you into the ... race ... you feel you actually are inside. Let Oli, or I guess they're Jimin now, tell their story.

I've finally had the courage. I've undergone my racial — I can't think of the word — transitional surgery. I've transitioned to a non-binary person — they/them, Korean/Jimin and I finally have the Korean look, so I'm actually really happy.

Facebook has rules about what we can and can't say about marginalized groups. If they didn't, I might be inclined to add a Bugs Bunny .gif of him holding up a picture of a screw and a picture of a ball. Or Eric cartman holding up a picture of a jack and a picture of an ass. But Facebook has those rules, so I won't do that.

I can guess one of the first questions coming to your mind right now. You'll be happy to know Jimin has an answer.

Being Transexual is the same as being TRANSRACIAL because you are born in the wrong body.

Hopefully, other transracial people like Justin Trudeau and Joy Behar can find the same courage as Oli did.

Here's my big question. I know a lot of my colleagues on the right are asking how, logically speaking, claiming you're transracial is any different from claiming you're transgender. What I want to know is ... how soon before leftists are asking the same question? The way I see it, we are five years away from transracial people knocking transgender people off the #1 spot of the left's pound-for-pound most marginalized rankings. Scientists are going to change "the science." The cancel culture mob is going to be demanding apologies from what the "closed-minded" among us in 2021 had to say. Elliot Page is going to say he's a black man and you're racist if you say otherwise.

My biggest concern for Jimin is what they're going to do when BTS becomes of legal age and Jimin is forced to acknowledge that K-pop has always sucked. Maybe by then he'll be able to transition back to being a Brit.

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June 29, 2021 at 08:28AM - Brodigan
White Influencer Receives Realignment Surgery to Turn Him ... Korean, and I Have Questions
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June is the month when brands try to out rainbow each other out of fear they'll be bashed on Twitter if they don't. The NFL has released an ad that reaches an impressive level of pandering. The professional football leagues have yet to find a virtue they won't signal to the high heavens. Now they want you to know that the NFL is gay! And also a bunch of other things that aren't football.

Whoever greenlit this ad needs to enter the league's concussion protocol.

June 29, 2021 at 07:57AM - Brodigan
NFL Reaches Exciting New Level of Pandering with 'Football is Gay' Campaign
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