At first I had to make sure I didn’t know this chick. Thankfully I don’t know this chick. But she does seem to be sliding right into a liberal archetype that’s becoming more common with each passing year: the screaming whackadoodle. That’s not the proper leftist wildlife classification, but I’m going with it. You will too after observing this feminist in Seattle with the trademark anti-mating call: a glass-shattering screech. She was upset a Christian type was out and about during the stay-at-home order to speak out against abortion. No one tell her that she was also violating the order.

DOWNTOWN SEATTLE!

Unhinged Feminist has complete mental breakdown & loses her mind over a street preacher not staying at home. #COVID19 pic.twitter.com/fz5JpoN9wz

— Katie Daviscourt (@KatieDaviscourt) March 28, 2020

Full video of the exchange is here.

She finds it relaxing to enter the nightmares of all who hear her banshee shriek. Personally I like to picture myself sipping Pinot Grigio while submerged in a luxurious soaking tub overlooking some kind of mountainous or Puget Sound view. I have to picture myself since I don’t actually have a luxurious soaking tub or some kind of view, but I do have an imagination. We all have to get by with what we’ve got. With that imagination, I have to guess that our lady of the purple hair and fun pants just cannot understand how someone would dare stand on a street corner in Seattle, in what appears to be known as a “gayborhood” (cute) talking about the evils of abortion. But abortion is evil no matter what time, what location, or what color a city has painted a crosswalk. Abortion is evil during the day, after curfew, or if you use a bowl as a haircut template.

The only people who are actually screaming about abortion are unborn children having their limbs torn off. Their screams can’t be heard. They scream not because they find it relaxing, but because it is the natural human response to distress. But unlike the She-Screamer above, the screams of unborn children are the last silent sounds those poor souls will ever make.

That is why some people buck a governor’s request to stay at home to discuss the evils of abortion, which obey no such orders.

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Remember how we used to not trust everything media said because they usually have a narrative? We’re talking here about the same media which took Jussie Smollett’s side, insisted Nick Sandmann was a white supremacist, and Donald Trump a Russian agent. Now the media promises COVID-19 is as serious as they’re telling us it is. But James O’Keefe, who’s been consistently suspicious of the media, got a feeling that maybe media was possibly overhyping the situation, since they’re the media. Overhype is just what they do on days that end in Y. He visited a COVID-19 testing center to talk to the people on the front lines and found that, sure, media could be overblowing this flu.

BREAKING VIDEO: Army National Guardsman tells @Project_Veritas #COVID19 Media Coverage Overblown: “It’s the flu! It’s the flu!… I’m in the tents with them!

Insiders send tips: veritastips@protonmail.com#BeBrave pic.twitter.com/mASpv5sgqw

— James O'Keefe (@JamesOKeefeIII) March 31, 2020

Most of the people who come through the center had a cough and that’s it. Other people are affected more seriously.

So… like the flu.

We get seasonal flus every year. Some people get flu shots because we know a flu or two is going to come through and give us all the “ahhh-chooos!” Yes, I’m trying to make light. I think we all need to stop taking this thing so damn seriously and have some perspective here.

Every year people die from flu complications. Usually those with underlying health conditions or just being a few years too old and their immune systems just can’t take it anymore. Annual deaths from the flu range from 20,000 a year (in the United States alone) to as high as 61,000 a year. In the United States alone. I didn’t pull those numbers out of my booty hole, those are direct from the CDC, accessible to anyone with an internet connection. Yet media isn’t broadcasting those numbers and too few people are seeking them out.

Media has done a great job (as usual) highlighting the victims of this illness, pulling at our heart strings as many of us do care about people living or dying. But media seems to be steadfastly ignoring people who are filing for unemployment or losing their businesses due to this shutdown over a flu. Right now someone is screaming at me for even calling it a flu. But people are losing their livelihoods, they’re losing their ability to provide for their families. Their stories also matter and we need to hear them out.

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Joe Biden. Remember that guy? He was running for president. Now he’s desperate for anyone to still be paying attention to him (see Watch Joe Biden’s Heart Break Over Trump’s Approval Ratings and Joe Biden Emerged from Hiding … Confused and with a Cough). It’s proving difficult to get people to remember who he is, not because of the pandemic but because he barely remembers who he is himself half the time. So as a desperate plea for relevancy, Biden is launching his own podcast.

In his latest attempt to reach American voters when most normal campaign methods are impossible, the former vice president has launched a podcast. NBC News reports that Biden’s new Here’s the Deal show will see him chatting to “national top experts” to provide a “voice of clarity during uncertain times.”

He said in his first show: “I’m recording this podcast to connect with all of you instead of traveling across the country as I have been doing most of the last year. … It’s just not worth it to go out there and take a chance of getting sick and further spreading the virus.”

I’m sure the tens of people anxious to see Biden at a Benihana are disappointed about that too. But honestly, a podcast is probably best for Biden. He doesn’t do well live, in front of a camera. With a podcast, his handlers can edit it to make him sound less senile. Maybe throw a little autotune onto it too. You know, just to appeal to the youths.

I’m all curious about who the audience is for a Biden podcast. “Are you entertained by staring at the wall, looking at all those weird dots your eyes make when you stare long enough? Then do WE have the podcast for you!”

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Liberals have been crying for Donald Trump to use the Defense Production Act (DPA). This is where the government demands that private companies stop what they’re doing and make things for a crisis, like, say, the coronavirus pandemic (see Bill de Blasio Gets Called Out for Being a Failure in Handling Coronavirus [VIDEO] and Dr. Birx Says Initial Doom and Gloom COVID-19 Predictions Don’t Reflect Reality). Trump, instead of enforcing the DPA, has been working WITH private industry, encouraging companies to join the cause instead of demanding it by federal decree. One of the many who have stepped up is Mike Lindell, aka the My Pillow guy.

My Pillow Guy is making 10,000 surgical masks per day and is hoping to ramp that up to 50,000 masks per day by the end of the week.

— JERRY DUNLEAVY (@JerryDunleavy) March 30, 2020

This, you would think, is a good thing. Private companies are “doing their civic duty.” Every day we hear that we need supplies. The My Pillow guy is repurposing his factories to help supply that need. But here’s how the liberal media reported on it yesterday. Remember, these are the same people who are shocked to find out that so many Americans hate their entire industry and think they all suck at life.

Trump just called the “My Pillow” guy up to the podium in the Rose Garden. You cannot make this stuff up.

— Ali Velshi (@AliVelshi) March 30, 2020

In case you were wondering what My Pillow is doing in a time of coronavirus. https://t.co/W3ocMJe7Ym

— Ram Ramgopal (@RamCNN) March 30, 2020

I’m a proponent of TV carrying Trump’s presser. But allowing corporations to use them as advertising platforms seems like the exact opposite of news.

— Sam Stein (@samstein) March 30, 2020

CNN cuts away from the White House coronavirus briefing when Trump invites the My Pillow guy up to the podium to talk.

— Oliver Darcy (@oliverdarcy) March 30, 2020

Let me make sure I get this straight. Donald Trump should use the power of the federal government to force private companies to do something. Trump partners with them instead. CEO and other millionaires and billionaires step up to help produce the equipment we need. The media, in turn, mocks Trump and the CEOs for doing so.

Remember, the national press is NOT the enemy of the people. But businesses are?

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If you’re not a fan of The Office then we really need to talk about what you did wrong in your life to make you the way that you are. But if you are a fan of The Office, then congratulations, for John Krasinski and Steve Carell reunited for a fun Skype call during John’s first episode of “Some Good News” on YouTube. Today happens to mark the 15th anniversary of The Office, and since I’m sick and tired of news about a virus, I’m writing about this. For that I am not sorry and you shouldn’t be either. This video is timestamped to get right to Steve Carell, but obviously you can scrub to the beginning for the full episode.

Again I must say, if you haven’t seen The Office, get your priorities straight. Good lord in heaven. The show is less of a mockumentary and more of what life in an office environment actually is. I’ve told full-time newbies to absolutely watch the show in order to understand the real working world. Even the phones are real. We all know a Michael and wish we all knew a Jim. Dwight is only a caricature if you really wish him to be.

Now sure, this video has nothing to do with the news of today. That’s rather the point. Wherever you stand on this coronavirus debacle, remember to have a good laugh whenever you can, even if it’s at the expense of a show from a bygone era where we didn’t take ourselves as seriously as we seem to now. Also check out Norm Macdonald Kills with Eight Minutes of Coronavirus Jokes [VIDEO].

Also… you guys remember how drag queens would dance for kids? Seems like ages ago!

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Democrats have made it clear their plan for attacking Donald Trump this week is that he didn’t take the Wuhan (got you all in check) virus seriously enough at first cough. The polls aren’t working in their favor (see New Poll Says Americans Trust Trump More Than the Media on Coronavirus and Washington Post Trails Trump by 16 Percent in Public Approval of Coronavirus Response), so they need to think of something, especially something that hides their own failures. Like when it comes to Bill de Blasio.

De Blasio is mayor of New York City, a position that is widely considered to be the second-most important job in America BEHIND being the president. The same New York City that for the second time in our lifetimes finds itself at ground zero for a national crisis. Jake Tapper took this insufferable douche on a brief tour through his “leadership” early on.

In de Blasio’s defense, he wasn’t the only New York City official who dropped the ball, as this thread illustrates. The mayor claims that now isn’t the time to place blame. Which, a) I’ll remember that the next time he attacks the president, and b) not even the mainstream media is buying as an excuse coming out of his commie mouth.

Does de Blasio believe reporters and the public shouldn’t second-guess the government during literal wars, too, or just figurative ones that he is personally struggling to manage? https://t.co/sVF7EgybGP

— Alex Burns (@alexburnsNYT) March 29, 2020

We have two options. Option one is to NOT attack people and instead deal with the crisis at hand. Option two is to just throw blame around. Obviously, we’re going with option two, which, while not the most helpful response, is what it is. We like to throw shit at each other. But if Democrats are going to attack the president — the same Democrats who attacked him months ago when he DID act by banning travel from China — I’ve got a pile of poop and list of people and organizations to throw it at as well. Standing in the front of the line is Bill de Blasio.

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Thank God for celebrities. As the world is in the current situation  we’re in, celebrities are just as bored and just as stir-crazy as anyone else. Being the magnanimous people that they are, they are blessing us with their talents via social media, though some are better at it than others (see It’s Gonna Be Okay, America. Neil Diamond Is Singing a Coronavirus Song [VIDEO] and If You Weren’t Sick Before, Here’s a Montage of Celebrities Singing ‘Imagine’). Norm Macdonald clearly falls into the former group and dropped a new song on us. About eating bats.

There’s a meme I’ve seen going around the Facebook and the Instagram. It goes something like “Never doubt that one person can’t change the world. A Chinese guy did by eating a bat.” As Norm points out in the song, who am I to question whether a bat is delicious or not? It could be an excellent source of protein. Maybe a bat’s breast meat helps improve your hearing. Remember, all cultures are equal.

We’ve reached this point in quarantine: Wondering what bat tastes like. Either way, Norm is king. Plus he basically said nuts to political correctness. Funny is funny.

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