Jason Aldean took his tour to the liberal state of Massachusetts. One would think, judging by the elitist reaction to "Try State in A Small Town" that the crowd would boo him off the stage. Or at least put on some performative outrage outside of the concert. Nope. As it turns out, the small town of Mansfield, Massachusetts it's down with Aldean's message.

Aldean was fired up. As was the crowd.

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Aldean mentioned the 2013 Boston Marathon bombing and how Boston came together as a "large' small town, adding that had anyone found the two bombers before the cops did they would have beat the sh*t out of them. The audience exploded over that one, though I'm sure if I fired up the Google I could find a journalismer blasting him.

Aldean continued, "This is not about race, it’s about people getting their shit together and acting right, and acting like they’ve got some common sense."

Aldean concluded, “I don’t give a shit what color you are. If you’re acting out, burning down buildings, costing taxpayers all this money, just for you to go and show that you’re pissed off, to me, I just don’t get that. We are just never going to see eye-to-eye on that.”

The media has since moved on to a twenty-one-year-old Toby Keith song to get their fix of faux outrage.

Aldean continues to see sales and plays of "Try That in A Small Town skyrocket, even after the production company was given a "polite ultimatum" to remove six seconds from the video.

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Paul Reubens, the comedian behind Pee Wee Herman, passed away after a six-year battle with cancer on Sunday. He was seventy years old.

The announcement was made on his Instagram page about the actor and comedian: "A gifted and prolific talent, he will forever live in the comedy pantheon and in our hearts as a treasured friend and man of remarkable character and generosity of spirit."

It includes Pee Wee's last message to his fans. An apology:

"Please accept my apology for what I've been facing for the last six years. I have always felt a huge amount of love and respect from my friends, fans, and supporters. I have loved you all so much and enjoyed making art for you."

I say this both as someone who lost his mother this year to cancer and as someone who had his fifth-grade teacher tell him to stop writing Pee Wee Herman stories for creative writing assignments, it's not something that anyone ever needs to apologize for.

Reubens "Pee Wee Herman" characters started of for adults, including a late HBO comedy special of "children's" show "The Pee Wee Herman Show." This led to an actual Saturday morning kids show "Pee Wee's Playhouse" and the movie "Pee Wee's Big Adventure."

Then one day in a Florida adult movie theater, Reubens was caught "playing with his bike" in public. It seems silly considering what celebrities can caught doing (and get away with doing) these days. Herman addressed the situation in hilarious fashion at the 1991 MTV Music Video Awards: "Heard any good jokes lately? So funny I forgot to laugh."

There has been a lot made about how Hollywood doesn't let comedies be made anymore. In the 80s and 90s, around the time when movie rentals became a thing, we'd watch our favorite comedies so many times the dialogue would be our vernacular. The VERY FIRST movie my friends and I had memorized backward and forwards. To this day when someone makes a Large Marge reference or says "I'm a loner Dottie, a rebel" it still gets a chuckle. And I'd be surprised if a week goes by where an Alamo tour guide doesn't get asked where the basement is.

And if you ever read me using "Exhibit Q" to describe a plethora of examples in a blog post, that's from Pee Wee too. JUPITER WAS ALIGNED WITH PLUTO. THE MOON WAS IN ITS SEVENTH...

Thoughts, prayers, and a "Mecka-lecka-hi mecka-heinie-ho" to his family and friends. Rest in Peace, Pee Wee. Ride your boke toward the light.

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Sneaking in before the deadline, we here at the Louder with Crowder Dot Com website are declaring this man to be our Content King for the month of July. He didn't start the day wanting to be a hero. Our man just wanted to buy some bloody strawberries. That's where he learned what a cashless store was. And the cashless store learned they can go f*ck themselves.

A better IRL version of Jean Valjean I cannot imagine.

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"If you want to call the police, call the police. I have paid my legal tender. And I'm going to leave with my strawberries. I'm going to eat my strawberries. I paid my legal tender in this dystopian place."

Shout out to this guy applauding, who would have given our hero a standing ovation if... you know.

There is context missing because obviously there was a dispute before this video starts. No one in the store had the foresight to remember to do it for the content early on and whip out their smartphones.

What we missed was the man being informed that his $4.22 purchase (I converted to real American money since none of you care about the pound sterling) needed to be made via credit card or cash app. Our hero said that was bollocks and that he wasn't going to put a five-dollar purchase on his credit card. Also, they can take their ApplePay and stick it up their nose. The clerk said "Then you don't get strawberries" and our hero started his patriotic dissent.

Now if I can be serious for a moment...

The idea of a "cashless" society is a controversial one. The Associated Press has issued a "fact" "check" claiming a video showing an elitist telling you the coming digital cashless society will be regulated and undesirable purchases will be controlled is misleading and out of context. They also claimed Democrats didn't want to ban gas stoves. The fact that these words are even being said out loud is the problem.

Is the Left saying verbatim "We are going to use digital currency to control what you are allowed to buy?" No. Would any of you put it past them? Also no.

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Republican presidential candidate Ron DeSantis promises on day one, he is banning central bank digital currencies. "I think it's a huge threat to freedom. I think it's a huge threat to privacy ... it will allow [elitists] to block what they consider to be undesirable purchases, like too much fuel, ... they just won't let the transaction go through. [Or on] ammunition."

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This old-based dude showed us the way. He showed us the way with strawberries.

The runners-up for July's Content Kings are also from Europe: The bachelor party that stopped Just Stop Oil and the leggy German broad who yeeted protestors off the road by the hair. Step your game up, 'Merica!

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On Friday as part of the White House's "take out the trash" Friday news dump, Joe Biden finally acknowledged that he has a seventh granddaughter. Yes, Hunter's kid. The one Hunter went to court to prevent from being called a Biden. Critics say Biden must have gotten horrible poll numbers to finally tell a supermarket tabloid he has another granddaughter. Biden supporters, like the media, still swear by the Biden talking point that he is a good family man.

It all played out on CNN. Scott Jennings represents the American People. CNN's Kasie Hunt represents the Biden Adminstration.

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It's not Republicans, with all due respect, who made Hunter Biden into a complete scumbag on this and other issues. The ignoring his own daughter, for four years! And the President of the United States hanging up a stocking for the dog and not for his seventh grandchild?

Hunt was quick to gasp! Hunter is battling drug addiction. We need to be respectful of that.

And you know where I’m from a lot of families deal with addiction, and you know who ends up picking up the piece? The grandparents! And in this case, the grandparents would not acknowledge this little girl.

Yeah, but, Biden acknowledges the girl now!

Oh, what a hero! The polling must have been brutal.

Joe Biden turned this into a political issue when they decided what a "great" paw paw Biden was would be a cornerstone of his election campaign. And it isn't just CNN.

This week when MSNBC was dispatched to repeat the "Biden's only crime is loving his son Hunter" talking point, they threw in "The President always makes a point that he speaks to all of his grandchildren every day." Even though it was complete bullsh*t.

To recap, prior to Friday's tasteless news dump, Joe Biden only acknowledged having six grandkids. He actually has seven grandchildren. But the seventh is from his son Hunter Biden -- yes, THAT Hunter Biden -- knocking up his former assistant. There was a court case where Hunter, the president of the United States' son, refused child support and refused to let his daughter be acknowledged as a Biden.

It has since been worked out in court where Hunter will pay child support, but the girl is still forbidden from using Joe Biden's last name even though she is Hunter Biden's kid. The New York Times calls it the "Biden Birthright."

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I tend to not have the bandwidth for this Harry Sisson clown. I had a hard enough time finding a link to him getting exposed by Tim Dillon because I was typing Harry Nilsson. Now I have "Without You" stuck in my head. That's an oldhead reference, zoomers. Google it.

But then Harry had to download his trousers over a shirtless Joe Biden picture hanging out on the beach, and I just can't help myself.

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The sad thing this is not the first time we saw a saggy, mooby Commander-In-Chief this month. We were beginning to have the sinking suspicious someone working at the White House is a fan of us here at the Louder with Crowder Dot Com website. There is no way you can like and respect Joe Biden and allow photos like this to happen. I cringe for when Joe tries the corndog at the Iowa state fair.

But the fact that a paid shill needs a cold shower over Pudding McMoobs means someone at the DNC thinks this is a good look that will sell Biden to the 60% of American who doesn't like him.

And look, this isn't the first presidential race I've been alive for. I know surrogates and/or influencers can be conned into saying all sorts of things. There are Trump supporters who repeat Kamala Harris talking points and claim Andrew Cuomo did an amazing job during the pandemic. But Harry. My man. Have SOME dignity. The internet is forever. When you are in your thirties, you're going to regret fapping over Shirtless Joe.

The internet was quick to remind him of that. Here is a visual aide of what it must be like being a Gen Z "influencer" for the Biden Campaign.

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We are so sorry. That's the wrong tweet. As God as my witness, once we find the person who snuck that tweet in here, they will be sacked.

This is the tweet we meant to share.

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Others couldn't help but notice a family resemblance.

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But most of the responses focused on the saggy man boobs. And if you ever wondered what Joe Biden would look like with Nancy Pelosi's ginormous chesticles, wonder no more.

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Here's a callback to LwC 2022 Woman of the Year Kayla Lemieux. Whatever happened to that dude?

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I say this on behalf of Generation X, the only active generation to not suck. An eighty-year-old shirtless man with moobs and a backward ball cap is never cool. This goes triple when he's the alleged leader of the free world and has access to our nuclear codes. And stop trying to make the aviators happen!

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When I was in high school, they made us subscribe to Newsweek in US History class. It was so that we could learn to keep up with current events. It was a more innocent time before I learned how deep corporate media bias and hackery went. Newsweek has since turned into a clickbait farm and the latest piece of content they created is about another "pro-lynching" country music anthem. Toby Keith's "Beer for My Horse." Yes, the song from twenty-one years ago.

The reason why we're here is because of Jason Aldean. I trust most of you are up to speed on the story, but here's the tl;dr. In May, Aldean released a song called "Try That in A Small Town." In July, he released a video. A few randos on social media claimed without evidence the video was racist, pro-lynching, and pro-gun. The media created content "reporting" that it was all those things. Middle America told them to suck it. We had a culture war. Now Aldean has one of the top songs in America.

Newsweek is reporting that the twenty-one-year-old Keith song is pro-lynching too. Their source for this is a lone TikToker who said so, calling on Gen Z to "put Toby Keith on blast." Because Newsweek is "reporting" something, other media outlets start reporting it as well.

"'Grandpappy told my pappy back in the day, son a man has to answer for the wicked that he done. Take all the rope in Texas, find a tall oak tree, round up all them bad boys, hang them high in the tree for all the people to see." What the f***?

"We got too many gangsters doing dirty deeds. We've got too much corruption too much crime in the streets. It's time the long arm of the law put a few more in the ground." Literally advocating for police violence and police killings.

Literally not doing any of that.

Let's set aside the first line quoted is sung by Willie Nelson and we here at the Louder with Crowder Dot Com website will not allow any Willie Nelson slander. The song is a Western. They aren't singing about 2020, or ever 2002 when the song came out. They're singing about the old west, or the mythology of it at least. Movies like Silverado and Young Guns, where Kevin Costner's and Emilio Estevez's characters were set to be hung at high noon for committing crimes. SPOILER: They're both cracker ass-crackers.

The sad thing is this isn't even new outrage. It's a reboot of 2015 outrage when Toby Keith performed the song on the Stephen Colbert Show. The Huffington Post lashed out at the performance, claiming the audience was clapping along to a pro-lynching anthem. Toby Keith wasn't amused:

The song was a hit and the words 'lynch' and 'racism' has never come up until this moron wrote this blog ... It's about the old West and horses and sheriffs ... and going and getting the bad guys. It's not a racist thing or about lynching.

I doubt Toby will pay any mind to this new outrage. He's got more important things to do, like recovering from cancer.

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X is giving it to San Francisco, and the people are NOT happy about it. In a city overrun by crime, drugs, homeless, public urination, public deification, and Nancy Pelosi, the elected officials in charge are focused on what truly matters. It's the giant X Elon Musk installed on top of the old Twitter building. Twitter is dead. We all drop X now.

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We shouldn't be laughing at the first world's problem of it all. It's not nice to revel in other people's misery, no matter how big of an insufferable progressive douchelord they are. But then again, I never claimed to be a good person.

I also can not confirm that it's only insufferable progressive douchelords complaining about the giant X. But they live in San Francisco. Call it a hunch.

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The problem with the X is that Musk didn't get the appropriate paperwork handed in. Replacing letters, signs, or symbols on buildings requires a permit. You know, to be consistent “with the historic nature of the building.” It is not the first time Elon has run afoul of city ordinances. Last December the city investigated Twitter over reports the company has converted empty office space into sleeping quarters. Elon's response was "Fentanyl says what?"

San Franciscans have been angry at Elon Musk ever since he purchased Twitter. They don't play an unaffordable amount to live in a studio and risk getting assaulted or peed on every time they walk to Jamba Juice just so someone with a different opinion than them can move it across the street. That isn't what San Francisco is about. They haven't spent decades reelecting the same progressive leaders just so an African-American businessman can show up and put a giant X up on a roof and make the unverified claim that free speech is a good thing.

Elon should consider moving the company. It wouldn't be the first time San Francisco has overregulated a company out of the city. And Musk has already been driven out of the state due to California's unfriendly business climate and socialist agenda. We'll see if the harassment causes Elon to drop X in Texas like he did his other companies.

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It may surprise you to know this, but Kamala Harris lying about Florida's educational standards (knowing the Trump Campaign would be easily manipulated into amplifying those lies) was not the only thing she did last week. Biden's wingman -- who at one point in 2019-20 called Joe a racist that probably sexually assaulted his aide -- also threw "Bidenomics" under the bus for being a colossal failure.

The best part is that she didn't realize she did so. Kamala gave a speech at a pro-abortion forum in Iowa about how many Americans are suffering. While forgetting who has been in charge for three years, "Michael Scott in female form" claimed most Americans are in such a terrible place that a $400 unexpected expense would send them into bankruptcy.

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I see. So what the Vice-President of the United States is saying is that under her and grandpa's watch, after all the stimulus bills that bribed Americans without our own money and Inflation Reducation Acts that didn't reduce inflation but raised taxes on the American people, "most" Americans are only $400 away from going bankrupt? Three years of Biden-Harris, and Harris --- while CAMPAIGNING for Biden-Harris -- says most Americans can't afford to get a flat tire. The Vice-President of the United States thinks this is a reason to reelect her.

We're not even getting into the reality of how "Bidenomics" su-diddly-ucks.

• 56.3% of Americans disapprove of Biden’s handling of the economy.
• Inflation is two times higher than when Biden took office.
• Adjusted for inflation annual incomes drastically decreased under Biden.
• The jobs that came back from the pandemic don't count as "new jobs."
• Unemployment ticked up in the latest jobs report with 440,000 newly unemployed people.

Three years of Bidenomics have, according to Kamala Harris's own words, left most Americans $400 away from complete economic failure. This is the Democrat message for 2024. "Vote for us because if not the GOP will leave you... only $300 away from bankruptcy?"

"Biden-Harris 2024: DERP" fits better on a bumper sticker.

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A Japanese man who has, and I quote, "always had a dream of being a dog," fulfilled that dream and spent $22,000 to become a border collie. And I know what many of you are thinking. "Brodigan, June was just last month. We know people like to dress up like dogs." No, no, no. I'm not talking about someone who dresses up in fetish gear and parades around little children.

I mean someone paid 20 grand for a lifelike dog costume, so he can live among other dogs. Meet Toco the (sigh) human border collie.

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Toco’s grand debut — which was captured while he was filming a segment for a German TV station — seemed to be well-received by passers-by and other dogs, who appeared curious. It wasn’t clear whether they realised Toco wasn’t a natural-born dog.

This was Toco's first time in public engaging with other dogs. Where -- Toco -- walked on all fours, rolled around, and sniffed other dogs' butts. It is unclear if the other dogs knew Toco was not a real dog or not as they were sniffing each other's anuses. Real dogs don't speak people language like Japanese or English. Toco knows how to, but doesn't... since he wants to be a dog.

The captions in this video are said to have been translated from handwritten notes before Toco went full canine: "I got to fulfill my dream of being a dog and walking outside! Hello, my name is Toco. My dream of being an animal since a little child came true when I became a collie! I'm going to enjoy the doggie life right here in this house!

【着ぐるみ】犬になって外をお散歩してみた！ www.youtube.com

We at the Louder with Crowder Dot Com website were hoping to find a pre-transition photo of Toco, but both the man and the dog like to keep their private lives private.

I don’t want my hobbies to be known, especially by the people I work with. They think it’s weird that I want to be a dog. For the same reason why I can’t show my real face. I rarely tell my friends because I am afraid they will think I am weird.

But you know something? Shout out to Toco's parents. Or, I guess Toco's humans. They made Toco wait until he was an adult before he transformed himself into a dog. There are American parents who would have sent Toco to obedience school when he was five years old. And Democrats who would have taken Toco away from his parents if they didn't. You could get arrested for not using woof/ruff pronouns.

I find myself left with one question. Okay, a LOT of questions. Many I don't want answers to. But will Toco ever find true love? And if he does... ewwww, gross.

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Friday is known as "take out the trash day" in White House politics. When an administration has news they don't want people to pay attention to, they release it after 5:00 on a Friday. In yesterday's dump, the White House finally acknowledged that Joe Biden has a seventh granddaughter... which they released via a supermarket tabloid. You can imagine how retched their internal polling numbers were.

To further illustrate what Joe Biden and his White House think of the topic, here is a dramatic interpretation of "Take Out the Trash Day":

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Josh: Any stories we have to give the press that we're not wild about we give all in a lump on Friday.

Donna: Why do you do it on Friday?

Josh: Because no one reads the paper on Saturday.

To you youngbloods who are confused about what "the paper" means, in the olden days people consumed news content by reading blog posts on a collection of paper pages that were assembled and numbered.

Now Biden is claiming “this is not a political issue, it’s a family matter,” and that Jill (Hunter's stepmom who Hunter thinks is a "f*cking moron") only wants what is best for ALL of their grandchildren. Including Navy, the 7th he ignored prior to 5:00 eastern yesterday.

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It SHOULD have been a family issue, and it would have if Biden had welcomed his seventh granddaughter to his family like a decent human being. As opposed to ordering his administration not to acknowledge her existence. Biden turned it into a political issue when they decided what a "great" paw paw Biden was would be a cornerstone of his election campaign.

This week when MSNBC was dispatched to repeat the "Biden's only crime is loving his son Hunter" talking point, they threw in "The President always makes a point that he speaks to all of his grandchildren every day." Even though it was complete bullsh*t.

And you can see Biden's true feelings by the way he lashes out at a reporter who asked about the topic. Of course, it was Doocy.

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Joe Biden is as terrible a man and a human as he is a president.

What's the deal with Joe Biden denying he has a granddaughter?

​Prior to Friday's tasteless news dump, Joe Biden only acknowledged having six grandkids. He actually has seven grandchildren. But the seventh is from his son Hunter Biden -- yes, THAT Hunter Biden -- knocking up his former assistant. There was a court case where Hunter, the president of the United States' son, refused child support and refused to let his daughter be acknowledged as a Biden.

It has since been worked out in court where Hunter will pay child support, but the girl is still forbidden from using Joe Biden's last name even though she is Hunter Biden's kid.

Reports say the granddaughter, 6, loves playing with her cousins, is learning to ride a bike, and one day wants to learn to hunt like her mom. She also knows her father is Hunter Biden and her grandfather is the president of the United States and speaks about the two of them frequently.

She only gets to watch alone on TV while her dad and President PawPaw play with their other kids.