In downtown Denver, Colorado, protesters were rioting in the streets over the George Floyd killing. That happened in Minneapolis. We'll discuss that one later. One such rioter who wasn't so much protesting as he was being a neanderthal, jumped on a woman's car in a manner that wasn't chivalrous. How naughty of him. She hit the gas to get away. Then decided that wasn't enough. Behold:

Repeat after me: violence isn't the answer. Violence isn't the answer. Violence isn't the answer.

Did you see that, Twitter and Facebook? I'm saying violence isn't the answer. Violence is wrong. We shouldn't hit people with our cars.

But nor should we hit cars with people.

Let's just say, if I knew this lady driving this car, I may or may not might buy her a glass of Chardonnay. She looks like maybe the type. I'm a Pinot Grigio gal myself, but to each her own.

Violence isn't the answer.

In the words of someone else I work with who watched the same video you did "that was a little love bump. A 'hey, don't do that again'" reminder. Roads are for cars. Roads are not for peaceful protesters jumping on ladies' SUVs like a re-enactment of Rise of Planet of the Apes.

Also, Lady Speedracer here was a lone female fighting off what could be seen as the patriarchy. Where are my fellow ladies uniting against fighting the masculine powers at be?

Violence isn't the answer.

Never mind the George Floyd murder "incident" happened in Minneapolis, and the monkey man who wasn't Cesar but the mean-looking one hopped on her car in Denver. If there's a reason to run to the streets to break things, let it be so, right? So then if it's okay for these jerks to run about town causing mayhem, then under the same rules, what's so wrong with my sister from another mister delivering a little love tap to the street patriarchy?

I'm just asking questions. I'm not taking sides, per se.

Violence isn't the answer.

Pedestrians: stay out of the streets. Drivers: hitting people is wrong. But it's a little murky if the people hit you first. Is all I'm saying.

May 29, 2020 at 03:28PM - Courtney Kirchoff
Rioters Attack Female Driver. She Drives Through Them, then Turns Back to Hit Them Again
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Days after civilian video captured police officer Derek Chauvin slowly killing George Floyd by putting his knee on Floyd's neck (even though Floyd wasn't resisting, was already handcuffed and on the ground) with onlookers screaming for him to stop, Minneapolis police FINALLY took Chauvin into custody on Friday. My commentary to follow, but first details from The AP:

Public Safety Commissioner John Harrington said state investigators arrested Derek Chauvin.

The arrest comes after three days of protests, which escalated in violence as demonstrators torched a police precinct that had been abandoned by officers.

This is one of those cases where the more you learn about it, the worse it seems to get. There is actual video. I watched it, and all I could feel was rage. I know some have given Derek Chauvin the benefit of the doubt, saying "he was poorly trained" but (and this is my opinion) the look on his face was one of a monster. It appeared to me Chauvin knew he had his knee on the man's neck and either didn't care that Floyd couldn't breathe, or knew he couldn't breathe and continued anyway. In short: homicide likely, manslaughter at the very least.

Is it possible Chauvin was poorly trained? Sure. Is it also possible he's a murdering thug? Hell. Yes.

But what I want to know is this:

• There's video evidence of Chauvin suffocating George Floyd. Why wasn't he arrested immediately? Instead he was fired and arrested days later. Do you think any of US would be granted those three days of grace?
• When are the other THREE officers who allowed this to happen, or actively participated in the homicide (my opinion) going to be put in handcuffs and sent to jail?

Minneapolis PD has some answers to give. Some heads need to roll. If I'm George Floyd's family, I'm suing everyone I possibly can. I'm taking notes on what's being done, or what ISN'T being done, in a timely fashion, and I'm going to rename the entire city.

All that said, crime-happy assholes trashing businesses and setting buildings on fire isn't an appropriate response to four criminal dick cops murdering a man. Looting a Target for that big screen you always wanted isn't the answer, it's just an excuse to be a criminal dick. Destroying businesses that had ZERO to do with George Floyd, Derek Chauvin, or the other three asshole cops, isn't an appropriate response. Looting and rioting is just an excuse to loot and riot. Everyone participating in the looting and rioting needs the book thrown at them.

What happened to George Floyd wasn't a tragedy, it was evil. What's happening to Minneapolis in the riots isn't a tragedy. It's evil.

May 29, 2020 at 01:23PM - Courtney Kirchoff
BREAKING: Cop Who Knelt on George Floyd's Neck Arrested
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George Floyd was murdered. The cops responsible need to be held responsible. My virtue has been signaled (see RIOTERS BURNED DOWN A MINNEAPOLIS POLICE STATION, POLICE FLEE and ARMED PATRIOTS WANT JUSTICE FOR GEORGE FLOYD, DON'T WANT LOOTING. HERE'S WHAT THEY'RE DOING ABOUT IT...). Okay? Okay. Now let's laugh at this idiot from MSNBC, who did his best Chip Diller impersonation, claiming that all is well while his surroundings say otherwise.

There may be more context to this 12-second clip. But to be honest, it's MSNBC and I don't care. The visual says it all, because journos have been tripping over themselves explaining why they aren't calling this riot a riot and how it's just a protest. Before showing us nothing but IMAGES OF A F*CKING RIOT!!! Seriously, how stupid does cable news think we are? If the riot is only a small part of the protests, show us images of that. Show us the images of white people and black people, men and women, Vikings fans and Packers fans, all holding hands and singing the Youngbloods' "Get Together." Or at least a Prince song, since you're in Minneapolis.

If the riot is a mostly peaceful protest, then the visual of a mostly peaceful protest should be easy to find. Hell, if Baldy McGlasses from MSNBC thinks that he's currently in a peaceful protest, walk up to some of the peaceful protesters behind you. Ask them to "say his name." See how many know what it is.

May 29, 2020 at 12:29PM - Brodigan
MSNBC Claims #MinnesotaRiot is Mostly Peaceful While Standing In Front of a Burning Building
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The wheels have completely come off the planet. People are losing their minds (see THIS WOMAN FORGOT HER MASK, SO SHE DROPPED HER PANTS AND PUT HER PANTIES ON HER HEAD and SCREW YOU, SOCIAL DISTANCING: GIRL KISSED — BY A STRANGER — DURING NEWS INTERVIEW). The pandemic is bad. Or not. It depends on the day and who just released new info that contradicts the previous info. I'd like to think if there's one thing everyone can agree on, monkeys attacking lab assistants and stealing virus samples is at the very least concerning.

This takes place in Delhi, India, where apparently the monkeys have been feeling themselves. I hope one of you is going to fact-check me and call me out that I got tricked by cleverly written satire. Because, just, wow. The Tim Burton remake of Planet of the Apes was bad enough.

The bizarre incident saw the troop of primates launch their assault near Meerut Medical College in Delhi, India.

According to local media, the animals then snatched COVID-19 test samples from three patients and fled. One of the monkeys was later spotted in a tree chewing one of the sample collection kits, the Times of India reported - adding that test samples from the patients had to be taken again.

While they have proved an increasing problem in urban areas of the country in recent years, lockdown measures in the last two months have emboldened the monkeys.

According to the paper, the monkeys haven't been social distancing, but have been gathering in areas of Delhi which are typically full of people. Quick, someone get those primates some masks.

This just got real, fam.

May 29, 2020 at 09:23AM - Brodigan
BREAKING: Monkeys Attack Lab Assistant, Escape with COVID-19 Samples ... Wait, What?!
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If you rounded up all the dicks north of Poughkeepsie and put them in a bag, it still wouldn't be big enough for Andrew Cuomo to choke on. Because the governor has decided he hasn't caused enough difficulty in the state of New York (see ANDREW CUOMO SAYS PEOPLE WILL DIE NO MATTER WHAT IS DONE. SO WE SHUT DOWN BECAUSE...? and LADIES, YOU CAN NOW WEAR ANDREW CUOMO AND GAVIN NEWSOM ON YOUR PANTIES). Which, for those of you unfamiliar, includes all the land outside New York City, from which the New York City virus spread.

Regions of the state are ready to reopen in Phase 2 of the reopening plan. They hit all the benchmarks Cuomo put in place. However, Cuomo isn't giving permission for them to reopen until an INTERNATIONAL PANEL OF EXPERTS reviews the data and gives THEIR thumbs-up.

A group of "international experts" will review data on the first phase of New York's reopening plan and will have to sign off before phase two starts, Gov. Andrew Cuomo said today.

Cuomo gave no details on when the review will occur or how long it will take. He said only that experts will get data on phase one from the state once it ends and then analyze it. If they approve, eligible regions of the state will move to phase two, Cuomo said.

No word on if it's the same international panel of experts whose expertness got all the COVID-19 data wrong and put us in this mess in the first place. Also, no word on why exactly these international experts have authority as to whether or not small business in the Mohawk Valley can get their lives back. What is clear is that Chris's brother is the poster child for why you don't give politicians this much unchecked power. Ever.

Next time there's an election, and both the Democrat Party and the NYC media want to make it about social issues and Trump tweets, voters, remember these last few months.

May 29, 2020 at 08:29AM - Brodigan
Andrew Cuomo Refuses Phase 2 Reopening Until 'International Experts' Approve
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George Floyd was murdered. The police who murdered him should be held accountable. Most people are in agreement with that. Now that I have signaled my virtue there, I failed to see how burning down a police station helps anything. Kudos to Julio Rosas from Townhall, who is doing an amazing job covering the riots on the ground.

Here's what I would like to see from reporters who are there on the ground, which, to be clear, is not a knock on them, especially when they're putting themselves in harm's way so that we see what's happening. You always hear "say their name." It's a popular catchphrase from leftists, so that we know the names of the people who were victims. It's supposedly the best way to signal the virtue of your wokeness.

I'd like to see a reporter go up to these people rioting and ask them to "say his name." See how many of them know that it's George Floyd. Because if I had to guess, a lot of these guys are just rioting to riot, destroying to destroy, and don't know or don't care who George Floyd was.

May 29, 2020 at 08:23AM - Brodigan
Rioters Burned Down a Minneapolis Police Station, Police Flee
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Steven has a massive show lined up tonight! He'll be talking about the latest Biden gaffe, Hitler's pet alligator, #Blacklivesmatter riots, Trump's incoming social media Executive Order, and much more. Later, Dinesh D'Souza guests.