If the science found a way to bottle the lack of self-awareness at CNN, it would cure the Delta variant. CNN entertainers keep throwing up their Ls online thinking it makes them look sympathetic. All it does is remind America how much CNN sucks at life. No one felt bad about the CNN reporter who was told to go fornicate himself. No one believes that Chris Cuomo is all-natural and doesn't pleasure himself while watching videos of himself. And when Jim Acosta is refused an interview by Rep. Mo Brooks because CNN isn't an honest "news" network, Acosta is not the hero he thinks he is.

ACOSTA: Congressman, can I get a word with you?

REP. BROOKS: If you want to schedule an interview, call Deez. He's my communications director.

ACOSTA: Deez what?

REP. BROOKS: Deez nuts.

Other Republicans should take note. CNN has made it clear it's nothing more than a communication wing for Democrats. If you need further proof, turn it on during the day and see how many "reporters" and "analysts" are repeating the lie that Republicans are "really the ones who defunded the police." It's a real-time example of how it goes from the White House right to the "news" networks' teleprompters. CNN entertainers have also made it clear since January 7 that they aren't interested in an honest conversation about January 6. Rep. Brooks was well within his right to refuse Acosta's interview. Though I would have told him where he can stick his microphone.

If CNN tries asking for comment on anything, tell its "reporters" to piss off. All they can do is tweet about it while ratings continue to plummet.

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June 29, 2021 at 07:07AM - Brodigan
Congressman Tells CNN's Jim Acosta How Much He Sucks at Life Before Riding Off on His Schwinn
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Gwen Berry is a hammer thrower who placed third at the U.S. Olympic track and field trials. In a perfect world, we don't have to learn the names of people who rank third. Berry is making news because she threw a conniption after hearing the national anthem, claiming she was "set up" by hearing it play. Which was at the award ceremony for the U.S. Olympic track and field trials. Berry threw a shirt over her head, turned around, and pouted. Jen Psaki was asked about it at today's White House press briefing.

Her answer? Reassuring us that the president is extremely proud to be an American, BUUUUUUUT ...

We would recognize there are times in America where we haven't lived up to our highest ideals.

The president of the United States has yet to pass up an opportunity to divide Americans. Particularly when it comes to black Americans. A group of people the president feels doesn't know how to use the internet or hire an accountant without his help. It's not surprising this White House wouldn't pass on an opportunity to divide. I'm also sure Psaki wouldn't be as concerned about constitutional rights if a bronze medal winner put on a MAGA cap for the anthem. Though, if they were MAGA they'd be in first place.

Do I think Berry should be removed from the team like some others do? Meh. I'm of the belief the less publicity for this cheap stunt the better. I'd rather she not know that I know she exists. But the president of the United States should be able to have the balls to say this is inappropriate as you're representing the United States.

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June 28, 2021 at 01:28PM - Brodigan
Jen Psaki Responds to Gwen Berry Controversy by, of Course, Bashing America
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Chris Cuomo is a polarizing individual. There are some people who think he's a j*rkoff. There are others who believe he's more of a douchebag. Cuomo settled the debate on Twitter today confirming that he's ... both? One thing we're sure of is that Chris is in fact the idiot brother. And big brother Andy has both a body count and a history of sexual harassment.

Andy's idiot brother was tweeting about how righteous the media was being "covering the facts" about the Florida condo that collapsed. Reporters are literally doing the Lord's work by reporting the news as it happens. One Twitter user advised Cuomo to calm himself down before he pulled a muscle, warning "you're gonna break your arm j*rking yourself off." Chris responded,

That how this happened?! Hahahaha. Come on, baby, don't hate - facilitate. You can do better than this petty bs.

Uncle Ruckus with his legalize LSD Twitter handle? 19 followers. Seven tweets. His account was only created this month. I don't want to say this is a burner account. I would have no way to confirm it was a burner account. It sure as hell looks like one though. I supposed even as busy a person as Chris Cuomo is, he could still find the time to flex on a Twitter user with nineteen followers. And NOT use a burner account as an excuse to show off his arms.

Though as one Twitter user points out, his photo doesn't deny anything.

Though there might be a secret to why Chris Cuomo is in such "good shape," as another Twitter user implies.

The bottom line is we may never know why Chris Cuomo felt it necessary to respond to a Twitter user with nineteen followers. Or if his pump is all-natural. Where I feel we can all find common ground is that anyone who flexes like this is in fact a ginormous @$hole.

Chris Cuomo's response is an embarrassment to his highly regarded peers in the industry: Don Lemon, Jim Acosta, and Brian Stelter.

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June 28, 2021 at 12:35PM - Brodigan
Random Person Accuses Chris Cuomo of Pleasuring Himself, Cuomo Responds with Self-Owning Photo
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Canada has lost its mind. The things we assume leftist sh*tc*nts in our country think, Canuckleheads actually say out loud. Religious pastors get arrested. The prime minister openly says there is a great opportunity to reset the global economy. Also, in Canada, getting Big Tech companies to throttle information the government doesn't want you to see isn't enough. People may still meet in public and spread "unauthorized information." So ban public gatherings.

Nova Scotia Chief Medical Officer Robert Strang isn't saying that's the REASON for the public gathering ban. It's just an added benefit he's totally okay with.

I think the other purpose of the injunction is to prevent groups that are spreading deliberately false information that create risk. The information itself if listened to creates risk to the public as well. There certainly is a need to manage that misinformation campaign as well.

Canada is afraid of people meeting in public out of fear of what they might say to each other. That what the people say might not be approved by the government. Everything Americans were concerned about when this whole ordeal started (like my editor Courtney) is actually happening in Canada. Now including the thought police.

Canada is our warning, America. Canada is what happens when you give up rights to the government. The people who run Joe Biden are no different from the people who run Canada. The key difference is that Canadians are okay with it and allow it to happen. Don't think the Biden administration won't want to police what we say to each other in the park or at the mall as well.

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June 28, 2021 at 08:59AM - Brodigan
Thought Police: Public Official Advocates Public Gathering Ban to Stop Spread of 'Unauthorized Information'
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The former president of the United States hit the road this weekend with a performance in Ohio. Much like Deadheads, his biggest fans who hang on his every word were there as well: CNN. The news-entertainment channel is desperate for a ratings bump. And even though the former president has been reminding CNN how much it sucks for decades, the network is desperate and has never been know for things like "integrity" or "dignity." Case in point: Brian Stelter.

Here CNN is trying to interview a fellow rallygoer. He answers in the only appropriate way.

CNN DOUCHE: What's your name?

MAGA BRO: My name is Go F*ck Yourself.

The cool drag off of a cigarette after really makes this video what it is.

This is the only way for anyone attending one of the former president's performances to respond to CNN. Any reporter, really. We all know reporters are the adversaries. We also know how dirty they play. You may be inclined to try to one-up them. Turn the tables and catch them in a lie or something. Always remember that at the end of the day, the media has editorial control and your words will be taken out of context. There is no way to take "go f*** yourself" out of context. The reporter just had to stand there and take it.

You can of course experiment with your answer and mix it up a bit. "Deez Nuts" is an acceptable name. Also, bonus points are rewarded for any reference to the sexual relations you just had with the reporter's mother. Have fun with it!

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June 28, 2021 at 07:44AM - Brodigan
American Hero Goes Viral for Perfect Three-Word Answer to CNN Asking: 'What's Your Name?'
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Progressives hate women. They pretended not to when the former president was grabbing people in the no-no area and there were pink crocheted hats to sell. Then leftists found a more better marginalized group to pander to: biological men who identify as women. As biological women who identify as women see opportunity after opportunity taken from them, they're told by the left to shut up and calm down about it. They're also told to shut up and calm down when they see someone's penis flapping around in the women's locker room.

At least, that's what allegedly happened in this video. The woman was pissed. As you can imagine. When you're in a women's locker room, a wiener is the last thing you'd expect to see.

"What sexual orientation? I see a dick."

"No. He's not a transgender. He has a penis."

Of course, a male ally swooped in to save the day ... for the (alleged) man who was (allegedly) exposing his man bits in the locker room. The justifiably upset customer was not impressed with his argument.

"It must be hard not being a real man, huh? Try it."

Question for you ladies who identify as ladies AND have lady parts. Do you generally walk around locker rooms with your babymaking area exposed? Because in men's locker rooms, outside of a few creepy old dudes, we all at least wear a towel. There is no reason why a man who identifies as a woman shouldn't still cover up. It's not -phobic to expect some common courtesy.

Also, if a man who identified as a man whipped his nuts out in front of someone who didn't want to see those nuts, it would be self-defense for a woman to kick him there. Would it now be a hate crime if a woman kicked — *sigh* — "another woman" in the jimmy? These are the questions we — *sigh* — "need to ask ourselves" in the brave new world of 2021.

Or, and I'm just throwing this out there, women should be allowed to change in a locker room without seeing naked men running around.

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June 28, 2021 at 07:15AM - Brodigan
Woman Confronts Spa After Man Exposes Himself in Women's Locker Room, Gets Told Man Is a Woman
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Bill Maher is a rant away from saying "f*ck it" and putting on a MAGA hat. His point here is so valid, to further illustrate it I need to be very careful with what words I use to do so. You most likely (hopefully) found this post on Facebook, and, you know. His anger started over a theory that something may have leaked out of a lab. A theory that Facebook and Google only now decided we're allowed to read about. For all his faults (and there is a multitude of them) Maher has always been solid when it comes to anything First Amendment or First Amendment-adjacent.

[Gooogle says] "we want to make sure that the search isn't leading people down pathways that we would find to be not authoritative information." Well, you were wrong. The reason why we want you is cause we're checking on this sh*t!

"We want to ensure that the first thing users see is information from the CDC and the WHO." That's who I'm checking on. The WHO has been very corrupt about a lot of sh*t and the CDC has been wrong about a lot of sh*t. This is outrageous that I can't look this information up."

Side note: When Republicans held the White House and the Senate and had the power to do something about Big Tech, they didn't. That needs to be repeated at every opportunity before they start campaigning "vote for us and we'll do something about Big Tech" again. Tweets and hearings don't count.

The most insane part comes in the letters "CDC" and "WHO." Trust "the science" is a popular slogan from leftists. The leftists working in Big Tech say it themselves. The Democrats who want Big Tech to stop what they call "misinformation" talk about "the science" a lot. Americans are told that certain information is being made difficult to be found or deleted off of platforms because it's not sciencey enough. We're being protected by non-sciencey information for our own good. The people making these decisions over what is and isn't "the science" are basing it off of ... two government bureaucracies.

The government is telling us what is and isn't "the science." Big Tech is throttling information based on that. If you can't see the problem there, try to figure it out before it happens again.

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June 27, 2021 at 08:38AM - Brodigan
Bill Maher UNLOADS Over Big Tech Suppressing Vital Medical Information (You Know What Kind)
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Marching orders have been given out. America's Governor Ron DeSantis has been swinging around too much big DeSantis energy. Leftists need to take him down a notch. Or, "try" to take him down a notch. Feckless celebrities have been activated to do their part. There's also a highly contagious strain of DeSantis Derangement Syndrome running wild on TikTok like it was Hulkamania in the 80s. Take this dame, who needs to calm down over DeSantis's recent "education reforms."

The inability of leftists to control their emotions when someone has an opposing viewpoint has been well established. Usually when they find themselves in a position where they "can't even," they whip out their smartphone and spontaneously vent. This specimen scripted something. She blocked out a scene!

Our friend here positioned her camera. Decided how she was going to storm into the room. How hard she was going to slam the door. What direction to fling her purse. This was all premeditated. She needs to work on her dialogue though. If you're going to go through so much trouble, at least have someone write a monologue or a witty catchphrase. Something that can be turned into a hashtag.

I also want to know if she worked with a director and if there are more "spontaneous" meltdowns coming.

"Okay, in this scene you just found out Ron DeSantis supports girls' sports on the first day of June. You're angry, but internally you're conflicted. Show me that."

DeSantis is already causing angry progressive boo-boo faces just by having conservatives say nice things about him. Imagine when he finally announces, "yeah, I'm running for president."

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June 27, 2021 at 07:41AM - Brodigan
Anti-Ron DeSantis Meltdowns Have Begun on TikTok and This Woman Needs to Calm Down
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Victoria's Secret broke the hearts of anyone who used to be a pubescent boy. Gone are the Victoria's Secret models we've come to know and love. They're being replaced by people neither man or woman wants to see in their unmentionables. Though, in the company's defense, it's not the worst underwear-related decision we've seen lately. That honor goes to the new George Floyd line of bra and panties. Victoria's Secret is just the most iconic. And judging by this JP Sears video, things are about to get a whole lot worse.

June 26, 2021 at 08:33AM - Brodigan
Victoria's Secret's New Woke Marketing is Worse Than We've Possibly Imagined Judging From This Video
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Sue Zoldak addressed the Fairfax school board. This meeting wasn't as heated as some of the others we've seen. She said what she wanted to say, then left. There's a racially diverse group of parents concerned about what's being forced on their children. Zoldak provided examples of the insane things the school board is at least mandating on teachers.

Zoldak comes in around the 1:35:00 mark. Please note the lack of her, what the left calls, "whiteness." Democrats have reached the "call opponents raaaaaaacist" stage of the game.

June 26, 2021 at 07:42AM - Brodigan
Parent Exposes Anti-America Hate Liberals Want to Teach Kids, Provides Specific Examples
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