The trans bathroom/locker room issue has gotten tons of media attention as of late. From Lia Thomas dropping their pants in front of young women to gangs of furries harassing teenage girls in the gym locker room, it's definitely a hot-button issue.

Similarly, the debate over transgender individuals being placed in female prisons is slowly picking up steam. There have been a few reports of female inmates becoming pregnant while incarcerated after these policies were put in place. Even Snopes had to admit a case of a beautiful and brave individual sexually assaulting fellow female prisoners was, in fact, true. And just recently, we saw how Hannah Tubbs (formerly James) began identifying as a woman to try and game the system.

So it's clearly an issue that requires a lot of nuances and deep thought, like "penises should not be permitted in penis-free spaces". Groundbreaking, I know. But who better to solve such a sensitive issue than the beloved Zoomers of Great Britain?

\u201cWoke English zoomers explain why it's okay for biological men to be housed in women's prisons, even if they haven't transitioned, because they "are still women" as long as they identify as such.\u201d

— Catch Up (@Catch Up) 1677513558

When asked if biological men should be permitted in women's prisons, these brave young activists said yes, because they're no longer men. Even if they haven't transitioned. As soon as they declare they are a woman, they fully become a woman and no longer pose a threat to smaller, weaker females around them.

The second interviewee asserted that, in this case, feelings actually trump facts, and what someone is "feeling" matters more than the biological fact of whether they have male or female genitalia. This is apparently due to the complexity of human feelings.

So there you have it, ladies. Next time you're worried about a peeping Tom in the YMCA locker room or you read a story of a female inmate inexplicably falling pregnant in jail, just remember how complex human emotions are, and it'll all suddenly make sense.

The trans bathroom/locker room issue has gotten tons of media attention as of late. From Lia Thomas dropping their pants in front of young women to gangs of furries harassing teenage girls in the gym locker room, it's definitely a hot-button issue.

Similarly, the debate over transgender individuals being placed in female prisons is slowly picking up steam. There have been a few reports of female inmates becoming pregnant while incarcerated after these policies were put in place. Even Snopes had to admit a case of a beautiful and brave individual sexually assaulting fellow female prisoners was, in fact, true. And just recently, we saw how Hannah Tubbs (formerly James) began identifying as a woman to try and game the system.

So it's clearly an issue that requires a lot of nuances and deep thought, like "penises should not be permitted in penis-free spaces". Groundbreaking, I know. But who better to solve such a sensitive issue than the beloved Zoomers of Great Britain?

\u201cWoke English zoomers explain why it's okay for biological men to be housed in women's prisons, even if they haven't transitioned, because they "are still women" as long as they identify as such.\u201d

— Catch Up (@Catch Up) 1677513558

When asked if biological men should be permitted in women's prisons, these brave young activists said yes, because they're no longer men. Even if they haven't transitioned. As soon as they declare they are a woman, they fully become a woman and no longer pose a threat to smaller, weaker females around them.

The second interviewee asserted that, in this case, feelings actually trump facts, and what someone is "feeling" matters more than the biological fact of whether they have male or female genitalia. This is apparently due to the complexity of human feelings.

So there you have it, ladies. Next time you're worried about a peeping Tom in the YMCA locker room or you read a story of a female inmate inexplicably falling pregnant in jail, just remember how complex human emotions are, and it'll all suddenly make sense.

I taught the kids early on that snitches get stitches. Not that I don't want them to be honest. But once they start tattling on each other and annoying me by doing so, ground rules need to be set. When police are looking for a methhead and the grown-ups won't talk, that's good snitching. As one toddler did in Kentucky.

Police were on the hunt for Tina Hicks, who had outstanding warrants for Possession of Meth and Drug Paraphernalia. Tina was tracked down to a house full of adults, none of whom "knew" where Tina was. Then the lil'est informant raised his hand and spoke up.

"It is good to be honest… we shouldn’t lie, she is inside the room next to the bathroom!"

While it's adorable that such an honest toddler exists in the world (our last "toddler and the cops' story wasn't as charming), you're probably wondering what he was doing hanging out with a methhead and other adults who hang out with a methhead. Police clarified in the comments of the Facebook post.

"The child involved was visiting family. He was healthy, intelligent, and in no way appeared to be abused. He was just at the wrong place wrong time. If deputies thought he was a potential victim of repercussions, it would have been dealt with."

The toddler was praised by deputies for his integrity and service to the community. He should also be rewarded with any Paw Patrol toy he wants. And also a year's supply of welfare checks by his local authorities. While you and I value honesty, I'm guessing other adults in his life who were palling around with the methhead might not agree.

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As I scrolled Twitter looking for my fix of content, I had assumed this was yet another in a series of shoplifting videos. It was a guy standing outside of a Target with a 75-inch flatscreen television. Why else would you record a man standing outside Target with a flatscreen unless there was an epic shoplifting fail incoming?

Then the man whipped out some string and a unicycle. And...just watch.

Shout out to the Unicycle Dude, but also shout out to our man recording the ordeal. If you are going to go through the trouble of filming the wacky things unfolding around you, you should always provide commentary!

There is no way he's doing this.

Unicycle Dude bought a SEVENTY-FIVE INCH TELEVISION with the intent of riding it home on his back while pedling unicycle. This wasn't an impulse buy. In order to successfully pull off such a feat, it takes preparation. He has to research the weight of the packaging. He needs to have enough string and know the most effective way to rigg it so that he can strap the SEVENTY-FIVE INCH TELEVISION to his back and ride away.

Even when our narrator got out of the car to salute the epic action, U.D. had a nonchalant response.

You gotta do what you gotta do.

Yessir, you most certainly gotta.

Though I do find myself wondering...did the guy never hear of free shipping? Target would have delivered the TV for free and in under two days. I don't know what was on TV he was so desperate to watch it was worth risking his L1 through his L4 unicycling his way home. U.D. remains in our awe regardless.

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We've got another riveting news story from one of America's heroic journalists: what it's like to watch Tucker Carlson every night. Yes, that's right. A researcher at Media Matters gets paid to watch Tucker dunk on the lefties. What would we do without this insightful and thought-provoking research?

The researcher in question is 23-year-old Kat Abughazaleh, a senior video producer at Media Matters. Her social media bios read, "I watch Tucker Carlson so you don't have to." So brave.

Kat said she thinks Carlson has "floundered" since the midterms, and is "not really sure what direction to take it." Other Media Matters employees who also watch Tucker Carlson for a living (yes, there are more) agreed. Their reasoning was, "he's pro-smoking all of a sudden." A truly stunning flip-flop.

\u201cIf you\u2019ve ever wondered what it\u2019s like to watch Tucker Carlson for work, here you go:\nhttps://t.co/fuJtRO701u\u201d

— Kat Abu (@Kat Abu) 1677332758

Another piece of evidence of Tucker's apparent floundering is that he's funny. Or in New Yorker's words, "even serious topics often come with a gimmick attached." Like when he captioned the bizarre photo of Jill Biden kissing Kamala Harris's husband, "Wife Swap." How dare he joke over an extremely serious lover's quarrel between the President's wife and Vice President's husband?

Abughazaleh also noted when Carlson said the FBI is joining the hunt for Christians: "I was so excited to hear that hilarious Christian line—it was so good." She immediately posted the clip on Twitter.

\u201cTucker Carlson: "The FBI, as an organization, has joined in the hunt for Christians."\u201d

— Kat Abu (@Kat Abu) 1675992051

Tucker was referencing the rescinded internal FBI memo that declared "radical-traditionalist Catholics" who prefer attending Latin Mass "extremists." But don't worry: according to Media Matters, we have nothing to worry about. Tucker's just being a crazy conspiracy theorist again. Pay no attention to the FBI targeting Americans based on their religious beliefs.

I still can't get over the fact that Media Matters has people on payroll literally to just sit and watch Tucker Carlson. But maybe I'm just jealous. It sounds like a pretty good gig to me.

I, for one, am shocked American Idol is still on the air. I am less shocked that Katy Perry is a tad bit of a drama queen.

Last night's episode featured 21-year-old Trey Louis from Santa Fe. Louis told the judges he narrowly survived the 2018 Santa Fe High School shooting, which killed 8 students and 2 teachers: "A gunman walked into my school. I was in art room one, and he shot up art room two before he made his way to art room one. Lost a lot of friends."

Upon hearing this, Perry immediately broke down and put her head in her hands.

\u201c\ud83d\udc94 #americanidol\u201d

— KATY PERRY (@KATY PERRY) 1677467146

She then began screaming: "Our country has (expletive) failed us!" she shouted, through tears. "This is not OK! You should be singing here because you love music! Not because you had to go through that (expletive). You didn’t have to lose... friends. I hope that you remind people that we have to change, because, you know what? I’m scared too."

Katy's whole act comes off as highly performative. The segment concludes with an end card that reads, "FACTS. Firearms are the #1 leading cause of death for American children and teens." This is technically true, based on data from Americans aged 1-19 in 2020. Suicide accounted for 35% of the total gun deaths in the age group and homicide accounted for 65%. Patrick Carter, one of the authors of the research, told NPR, "Most commonly what makes the news is these horrific mass shootings, but they are a small aspect of the overall problem. The smallest portion are the mass shootings. ... it's these daily deaths that are occurring making up the totality of what we are seeing." Meaning, based on the data, it looks like America has a crime and suicide problem, and that's what's impacting our youth the most.

On the bright side, Louis had a great performance and seemed to be sent through on his merit - not because of his tragic backstory. Or Katy Perry's, er , impassioned speech.

Ron DeSantis wants you to think he's running for president. When an official announcement is coming is anyone's guess. But every move he has made this past year are moves made by someone who is running for president. Like, for example, a major book release that is half-autobiography/half policy prescription for America.

To hype up that book release, we have this video that is only missing one thing: the words "DeSantis" and "2024" in succession.

It borrows from the Florida governor's inaugural address this past January. DeSantis says in the -- preview video of his new book -- "...when the world lost its mind, when common sense suddenly became an uncommon virtue. Florida was a refuge of sanity, a citadel of freedom for our fellow Americans and even for people around the world."

Later on, "Florida is proof positive that we the people are not destined for failure. Decline is a choice. Success is attainable. And freedom is worth fighting for."

I mean...

I think it's clear I'm a DeSantis fan. Or a "DeSimp" as marks for another candidate like to troll with on Twitter. I want him to run. I look forward to supporting him if/when he runs. And I'm guessing he is surrounded by smarter people than me who have laid out a timetable for when that announcement will be. It's been a very compelling storyline thus far. But there needs to be a payoff.

I don't think there is a 2028 or 2032 if this journey ends with "now is not the time." My money says that DeSantis realizes this too.

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Poor Nancy Pelosi. She can't have an Americano in an empty cafe in peace without being harassed with questions. But like her fellow Democrat Maxine Watters says, if you see anybody in a restaurant you push back on them and tell them they are not welcome. Hey, I don't make the rules.

And it's not like the guy chased her out. He was a constituent hoping to have an elected official answer a few questions.

The man asked, “Nancy, can you tell us why we have 150 billion dollars going to Ukraine when we have homeless on our streets in your own city? Nancy, can I get some stock trading tips on how to get semi-conductors in Taiwan. Nancy, is your son involved with Hunter Biden?”

I'm not sure where Hunter comes in. And Paul Pelosi's "financial wizardry" when his wife was the Speaker of the House and a career politician is questionable to say the least. But the fact Pelosi never gets challenged on what a drug-infested suckhole her city of San Francisco has turned into is maddening.

Imagine being a Republican politician representing a city that looks like this.

Or like this.

There are a lot of progressive cities that resemble San Francisco. Ones where progressive voters keep electing the same progressive officials to institute progressive policies and wonder why their city sucks so bad. Nancy Pelosi was Speaker of the House and leader of the entire Democrat Party for years. Yet never a question about what the area she was elected to represent has turned into.

At least the heckler got the question out. It's more than you can say about corporate media.

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February 27, 2023 at 07:50AM - Brodigan
Watch: Nancy Pelosi gets heckled at a cafe with tough questions you'd think a journalist would ask her
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College students protested Ron DeSantis last week. Like many college protests, you're supposed to believe college students in an apolitical fashion were inspired to speak out. When you dig closely, you see it's organized by college democrats and a local socialist organization and that it's nothing more than a glorified partisan political rally. But hey! If MSNBC can have an excuse to create anti-DeSantis content, that's why we have an MSNBC.

So here's one of the glorified partisan political rally's organizers calling on Lizzo, John Oliver, and Stephen Colbert to save them from Ron DeSantis.

If you value freedom, if you’re a listener, a watcher, a reader who values freedoms, you’re Republican who values freedom. If you’re a Democrat who values freedom, if you’re Lizzo or John Oliver or Stephen Colbert or Joe Biden, and you value freedom: Help us.

What does he expect from Colbert and Oliver? Attack Republicans with Democrat talking points more better than they already do? If that was effective, Ron wouldn't be America's Governor.

The college democrats and socialist organization led a catchy jingle, "racist, sexist, anti-gay, Ron DeSantis go away." This shows the entire protest is based on disinformation. Leftists and the media (but I repeat myself) disnformed over Florida's common sense education reforms like the Parental Choice in Education bill, claiming without evidence the bill outlaws saying the word "gay" in school.

And not only have leftists and the media (again, I repeat myself) been disinforming that DeSantis won't let slavery be taught, MSNBC was caught disinforming about it not once but twice last week alone. The irony of a partisan political rally organizer, whose partisan political rally is based on disinformation, pleading with celebrities to help him on MSNBC, one of the leading sources of that disinformation, is not lost on any of us at the Louder with Crowder Dot Com website.

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February 27, 2023 at 07:06AM - Brodigan
Watch: College socialist calls on Lizzo, late-night "comedians" to save him from Ron DeSantis
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I grew up with three dogs. I love them. In fact, I love all animals, and I have a particular disdain for people who abuse creatures who literally just want to love them and be fed.

However, I just cannot understand why people own pit bulls. I understand that *some* of them can be very sweet. But others can literally eat your face and kill you in an instant. And that's just not a gamble I'm willing to take.

That's what happened recently in San Antonio when police officers had to fend off several pit bulls with pickaxes after they killed an 80-year-old man and mauled several other people.

\u201cPitbull attack in San Antonio, Texas\n\n\u2018Horrific scene\u2019: Dog owner arrested after elderly man killed, 3 others injured.\u201d

— PPV-TAHOE - News Journalist (@PPV-TAHOE - News Journalist) 1677307113

The attack happened this past Friday when the man and another woman were going for a walk. The man was reportedly dragged by the dogs, and the woman was viciously mauled. The woman is currently in critical condition. All in all, two people were mauled, another was bitten, and the man was killed.

The San Antonio Fire Chief said, "As they rounded the corner they could see a man being dragged by a dog. He was completely bloodied before they got out of the truck. This is not something that is normal for us. We don't normally have to defend patients from animals or ourselves. The firefighters in this instance were very heroic fighting off these pit bulls with pickaxes and pipes to try and get to the patients."

The dogs reportedly have a history of violence. They were confiscated in 2021 for a "mild bite" and neighbors made several calls over the past few years complaining about the dogs' aggression and animal neglect. The dogs have been taken by San Antonio Animal Care Services and placed into quarantine kennels. The Fire Chief said the owner is likely to face charges. As they should.