I'm no feminist, but I'm also no woman-hater. Last I checked, I don't hate myself, no matter what the screeching feminists say.

One of the most irritating dating arguments from both men and women is the whole "men don't need women" or vice versa. What if - hear me out - men and women actually need each other? Like, what if God created one of them and saw they were lonely, so He created a perfect companion for them from a rib? Just spitballing here.

This chick on the dating podcast "whatever" tried to argue that females can make it without men, before this based flannel dude hit her with the inconvenient facts.

\u201cShe thinks you DO NOT need men?!\u201d

— whatever (@whatever) 1677373574

The chick is 21-year-old Luluu, who works at the front desk of her dorm. The based dude is Brian Atlas, the owner and founder of the podcast. Which is already hilarious, since Brian literally created the podcast he invited Luluu onto. But she apparently doesn't need men.

Luluu explained she is single and her longest relationship was 7 months, even though the guy never actually asked her to be his girlfriend. She also said she had dabbled in "Seeking Arrangments" when she was in high school, which is a sugar daddy website.

This is a very sad reality of the current state of American dating. Neither sex feels like they need the other and subsequently take advantage of each other for their own selfish purposes. And the rise of dating apps and "situationships" arguably hurts women more than men.

This can all be traced back to feminism and the sexual revolution, which may be one of the biggest psyops in recent history. Far from "liberating" women from the responsibilities of womanhood, it resulted in women giving men sex without consequences or commitment. And that just isn't how women's brains are hardwired.

Editor's note: Turns out Hunt is running for CONTroller, not COMPtroller. They should really settle on one or the other.

You know Pete Buttigieg is in over his head when even stripper-turned-Democrat candidates for comptroller are dunking on him. And doing so while half-naked! Philadelphia comptroller candidate Alexandria Hunt agrees with many of you that Buttigieg su-diddly-ucks at his job as Transportation Secretary and she's wiggling around on TikTok to say so.

To recap, there was yet another transportation-related catastrophe in America. This time, in East Palestine, Ohio. Buttigieg -- who again, is Transporation Secretary -- didn't think it was worth his time or attention. Then he got guilted into visiting Ohio, and this happened.

To illustrate how f*cked Buttigieg is, Hunt did a little dance on TikTok wearing little more than a hard hat and a vest, and sang "you're f*cked."

Hunt worked her way through college as a stripper (it's what strengthened "her commitment to issues affecting working-class people"), so this was old hat for her. The next time you are getting a lapdance at the club and she tells you she is only working her way through school to get a political science degree, it happens!

Plus, we need a stripper turned comptroller to take comptrol of the situation. Especially why Pete Buttigieg continues to lose comptrol.

Dave Sirota knows what's up.

Maybe if Buttigeg decides to step down to spend more time with his family or something, Biden can appoint Alexandria to the position. She looks better in a vest.

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Knox Zajac, like most 11-year-old boys, likes comic books. The librarian at his MIDDLE SCHOOL LIBRARY suggested a graphic novel called Nick and Charlie. Zajac took the book out and to his surprise, it wasn't about superheroes or intergalactic space exploration. It was about two dudes f*cking.

Zajac read from the graphic play-by-play of two dudes f*cking, in a book available at his MIDDLE SCHOOL LIBRARY, to his local school board.

If you are unamused by this, you can imagine Knox's dad Adam's reaction:

"Listen to the parents. I will be more than happy to focus my time and effort to the security of my child and children in this school. [...] I just want you to be aware of what you've awoken."

It's one thing to hear parents reading from the filth these school boards push on children. Filth that parents are told is inappropriate for them to read at school board meetings. Out of the mouth of an 11-year-old, I wish the camera panned to the school board members to see if anyone had the least bit of shame. Sadly, it's 2023. There is more of a chance a school board member was getting off on it.

The author of the book, you'll be shocked to hear, checks off more than one box on the left's preferred marginalized chart. In the eyes of leftists, that's the difference between an award-winning book you are -phobic for not wanting your 11-year-old exposed to when you send them to middle school, and a poorly written Penthouse Forum letter.

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Woody Harrelson was the host of SNL on Saturday night. In his monologue, he shared a sci-fi/horror story he had pitched years ago that critics in 2023 are calling anti-science.

Woody's pitch was about "the biggest drug cartels in the world get together and buy up all the media and all the politicians and forcing all the people in the world to stay locked in their homes, and people can only come out if they take the cartel’s drugs, and keep taking them, over and over."

But he threw the script away. After all, who would believe such a crazy idea?

Haters were quick to attack, for some reason. Rolling Stone magazine, which has been getting stories wrong since they threw William Miller under the bus for his article on Stillwater in the 70s, claims that in sharing a story idea he had years and years and years, Harrelson was spreading conspiracy theories.

But in Woody's defense, there were lots of stories that came out in the 90s and 00s. Take this X-Files clip.

Unlike Harrelson's idea, this insanity actually made air:

• Everything the “internet lunatic” said that sounded crazy in the end turned out to be true.
• “No one has the right or the ability to tamper with your DNA.” "Unless we gave them that ability.”
• The letters “R,” “N” and “A” used in that order. Though, to be fair, no lowercase “m.”
• "Your own government lies as a matter of course.”
• Joel McHale’s entire rant about a cabal taking over America, and then the world itself.

It must have been a Fox thing because The Simpsons in 2010 had a similar crazy idea:

I know it's just a cartoon, but this is utter ridiculousness:

• "We are here to come up with the next phony baloney crisis to put Americans back where they belong. In dark rooms too terrified to skip the commercials."
• They went with a good old-fashioned public health scare.
• It's an epidemic, and it's all the time.
• "We have standards. This can't be a made-up disease. The only moral thing to do is release a deadly virus into the general public.
• Homer Simpson burns everything the cat may have touched, because apparently, you can catch the new "cat flu" on shared surfaces.
• "Homer, stop burning. They have a schmaccine."

Woody Harrelson, unlike others, had enough sense to know his idea, even as pure fiction, was ridiculous. I don't get where the hate is coming from.

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This week, a bill banning children from attending drag shows in Montana passed its second reading in the House. Now, this is something you'd think everyone would be on board with. But it's 2023, so of course it's not.

Representative Zooey Zephyr had a strong opinion on this bill. It's important to note that Zephyr is a beautiful and brave transperson. According to Zephyr, it's actually vital to LGBTQ culture that children attend drag shows. Apparently, drag is "art" that children must be repeatedly exposed to.

\u201cDrag shows for children are vital to the LBGTQ agenda.\u201d

— @amuse (@@amuse) 1677251752

The bill defines drag performance as “topless dancers, exotic dancers, strippers, or male or female impersonators who provide entertainment that appeals to prurient interests.” Prurient interest is defined as “having a tendency to excite lustful thought," which is definitely not an appropriate setting for young children. At least, some people think so.

Rep. Zephyr argued, "There were comments about people who had gone 30 years ago to drag shows, and saw adult-focused experiences. There are questions as to, 'why are children coming to them now? Well, I'll tell you what happened. We lived. We lived through the AIDs epidemic. We lived through people trying to disallow our marriage. We adopted children. We grew up. And now, we're taking some of our children, and sharing an art form that's valuable to our community."

I'm not really sure what trans people growing up and adopting children or gay marriage and the AIDs epidemic have to do with six-year-olds watching half-naked men dance around at bars. I'm also not sure why anyone would want that to be their culture's "art form." But I think I speak for most conservatives when I say the main issue is, in fact, the half-naked men engaging in stripteases. That's typically not something children want to, or should, see. And it's not art. Sorry.

I think we may have reached the point where it's a worse crime to misgender a beautiful and brave individual than actually physically hurt someone. At least in California - the rest of the country might have a little more time.

LA County Deputy District Attorney Shea Sanna has been suspended for deadnaming a criminal who sexually assaulted a child in a Denny's bathroom. The criminal is Hannah Tubbs, formerly known as James Tubbs. Tubbs was nearly 18 at the time of the crime. But because of a policy instituted by LA DA George Gascón, Tubbs cannot be tried as an adult.

\u201cEXCLUSIVE: LA County Deputy DA Suspended by Gascon for 'Misgendering' Has Been Subjected to a Retaliatory Internal Investigation for 7 Months https://t.co/I11VUhBb9b\u201d

— RedState (@RedState) 1677276921

According to prosecutors, Tubbs walked into the Denny's bathroom, grabbed a 10-year-old girl by the throat, locked her in a stall, and put their hand down the girl's pants. Tubbs wasn't tried until they were 26, but still could not be tried as an adult. So the maximum sentence Tubbs faced was two years in a juvenile facility. With children. Do you see the problem here?

Sanna fought Gascon on this policy, but Gascon held firm - even when he was criticized by the public. Sanna has been under investigation for seven months for alleged “misuse of county resources” and “misgendering” Tubbs. The "misgendering" allegation is due to the fact that, after being arrested, Tubbs began to identify as a woman and ask to be called "Hannah".

Sanna warned Gascon that Tubbs was probably trying to game the system and identify as a woman, since Tubbs was in a women's bathroom at the time of the crime. Sanna told RedState an internal investigation was opened against him last year, alleging that he misused county resources, released confidential information and made inappropriate public statements. Sanna had to undergo a second investigation for "misgendering" Tubbs, which resulted in a five-day suspension without pay.

Now, I know this sounds bad. But I'll remind you that we've been reliably informed by the powers that be that no sexual predators ever take advantage of transgender bathroom or jail policies. So we can just chalk this up to more right-wing propaganda.

There is a trend on Twitter of reliving classic South Park clips, and this one is a favorite. In 2019, we first started debating -- or "debating" in quotes -- whether it was fair to allow men to compete against women in sports. By "men" i of course mean beautiful and brave trans-women as they are defined in the AP Style Guide.

On one side, people believe those born as men competing against people born as women is inherently unfair. On the other side, you're a transphobe if you're on the first side. As with any of the great debates of our generation, there's always South Park to respectfully air both sides of the argument.

Here's what I find most sad about the whole transgender "ladies" in women's sports. In the olden days, the "moral of the story" was uplifting and usually offered important lessons: it's wrong to steal, be a nice person, Epstein didn't kill himself. They were life lessons people needed to hear at that moment to grow into better people.

The life lesson in this clip from 2019 is that maybe, just maybe, opening a discussion just to possibly consider as to whether or not something may or may not be fair does NOT make you a transphobe. Or any -phobe for that matter. That's the debate.

Or, in my naivete, thought that should have been the debate in 2019. The last four years have had different ideas:

• USA Today Edits Female Track Star's OpEd After Trans Complaints. The Offending Word? 'Male'
• Lia Thomas Teammate Speaks Out, Was Told 'Speak Up About It, Your Life Will Be Over in Some Way'
• Watch: School board says girls should accept biological male competitors since they won't amount to much anyway
• Watch: Teen girls forced to defend themselves against not wanting to share locker room with biological boy
• 29-Year-Old Biological Male Wins Women's Skateboarding Competition, Beating Out 2nd Place 13-Year-Old Girl

Anyone with half a brain knows it's unfair to see men competing and taking opportunities away from female athletes in women's sports. Yet the same side which says it's championing the rights of women is somehow the same side eager to grant special rights to men... who just say they're women.

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February 25, 2023 at 08:03AM - Brodigan
Watch: South Park tackles allowing biological men to compete against women in sports as only they can
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We'll take the "what if a Republican president did this" as implied. Joe Biden, back from Ukraine where he gave Zelenskyy billions dollars more so Zelenskyy could attack American citizens who have questions (remember, Biden is the president of AMERICA), is off on another trip. No, not East Palestine. President Empathy ain't got time for that. He's taking another weekend off in Delaware.

When asked if he had any plans to visit the suffering Americans in East Palestine, this jibberish came out of his mouth: "At this moment not. I was, I did a whole video, I mean, uh, you know, the uh, what the hell?"

Biden meant he did a video on Zoom, the teleconferencing app. That led to Biden confusing reporters asking him if he was going to visit suffering Americans for open mic night at Yuk-Yuks in Schenectady. "Zoom. All I can hear every time I think of Zoom is that song of my generation, 'Who's Zoomin' Who?'"

Joe Biden can find time to visit the site of a tragic shooting ... because he can push his gun-control agenda.

He can find time to visit the site of a tornado ... to promote arm jabs.

President Empathy can squeeze time in to tour hurricane damage ... in a feeble attempt to upstage his probable 2024 opponent.

But poor rural citizens in Ohio? Meh. They can't help him politically. Either that, or Biden is afraid of the East Palestine Mayor. That dude is a mountain of a man. As opposed to Joey, who isn't any kind of one.

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In November 2021, a Dallas police officer was killed when a drunk ran a red light and crashed into his car. The police officer's wife and kids were in the car as well and while injured, survived. The drunk, Dylan Molina, attempted to flee the scene but a bystander chased him down. Video of the incident made its way to the YouTubes this week.

It doesn't bring the officer back. But thanks to the glorious power of CONTENT, seeing Molina dropped like a rodeo calf and being told in no uncertain terms what he just did ensures a lifetime of ridicule and embarrassment for him and his family for generations to come.

February 25, 2023 at 06:52AM - Brodigan
Enjoy watching this drunk driver get chased down and driven to the ground after trying to flee deadly accident
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With this story, I present to you what is perhaps the most beautiful depiction of the Biden administration. Yesterday, White House deputy press secretary Andrew Bates shared a video of Karine Jean-Pierre. The video was originally posted by Greg Price, Senior Digital Strategist of X Strategies LLC.

Before Bates shared the clip, Price had temporarily changed his Twitter name to read, "Joe Biden Showered With His Daughter”. So this is what showed up below Bates's tweet. The deputy press secretary. For Joe Biden.

Bates might wanna polish his resume.

\u201c@AndrewJBates46 Lmaoooo\u201d

— Andrew Bates (@Andrew Bates) 1677180144

In the clip, Jean-Pierre was lamenting the "bad faith attacks" launched against Pete Buttigieg for his failure to do anything about the train derailment in East Palestine. Like, he did nothing at all. He didn't even visit until yesterday. But KJP was very upset over these "attacks" on her fellow diversity hire.

The name Price chose was, of course, a reference to Ashley Biden's diary and the passage about Ashley showering with her father, Joe. It does not appear that Bates ever responded to or acknowledged his slip-up.

To make matters even worse, this isn't the first time Bates was humiliated on the internet because of a tweet. Last year, Bates tweeted out a meme of "Dark Brandon".

Bates tweeted out this meme, and Twitter users quickly noticed something a tad disturbing. The eagle in the background bears a striking resemblance to Nazi symbolism.

\u201c@SteveGuest\u201d

— Steve Guest (@Steve Guest) 1659919417

\u201c@NotThatGuyTX @redsteeze @AndrewJBates46 @SteveGuest Pretty sure they're wrong about the direction the eagle faces.\n\nParteiadler faces to its left and was replaced by the Reichsadler after the Nazi party gained power.\n\nThe Reichsadler faces to its right and was the version used by the Third Reich - also the one Andrew Bates invoked\u201d

— Steve Guest (@Steve Guest) 1659919417

"Dark Brandon" is the alter-ego pushed by Biden's team to distract from Biden's general lack of awareness of anything around him at any given moment in time. "Dark Brandon" is a sassy, sharp old man who drives a Corvette and totally OWNS Republicans on the daily. But in reality, Biden just has dementia. Really.

Now, I don't think the Biden administration purposely tweeted out Nazi imagery. I just find it funny how, in their quest to make Biden appealing to young voters, they accidentally may have copied the Third Reich. And now, they reminded everyone that there is substantial evidence that Joe Biden may have showered with his daughter. Oopsies.