Death Penalty Still Permissible For People Who Drive Slowly In The Left Lane Pope Francis Clarifies

August 03, 2018 at 09:30AM from The Babylon Bee
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VATICAN CITY—Following his recent announcement that the Catholic Church no longer supports the use of the death penalty, Pope Francis clarified that it may still be applied to slow left-lane drivers. “It almost goes without saying,” the leader of the Church commented. Whereas prior Church teaching allowed the death penalty in certain cases, the Catechism […]

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