U.S.—A Christianity Today research study of Christian attitudes toward transgenderism found that conservative evangelicals are still far more concerned about which bathrooms transgender people use than doing what they can to make sure they hear the gospel and go to heaven when they die. The study compared the level of anger Christians felt when confronted […]

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NASHVILLE, TN—Citing creative and commercial reasons, popular worship and CCM artist Jeremy Camp announced Friday that he is moving his work from the genre of Christian rock music to an aggressive, inventive Swedish power metal sound. Camp’s first EP featuring the new sound, The Fury of the Dragons of the Northwinds, is due out this […]

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CORONA, CA—Monster Beverage Corporation announced Friday the company is introducing a new “maximum strength” formula of its popular energy drink, specifically targeted at Vacation Bible School volunteers. The drink claims to have “the absolute maximum amount” of Vitamins B12, B6, B3, caffeine, and taurine a human can ingest at one time without dying, in addition […]

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PITTSBURGH, PA—Local man Cecil Hayes passed away Thursday at age 67, finally finding his best life now after losing a long and difficult struggle with cancer, relatives confirmed. “Cecil is finally at peace with Jesus and, if he could talk to us now, would tell us not to weep for him, since he is more […]

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RIVERVIEW, MN—An interdenominational tradition, the annual summer dance-off between the local Grace Presbyterian and First Baptist churches is a highly anticipated event every single year. But as usual, the event turned into a prolonged 14-hour stalemate Tuesday evening, with the team of dancers on both sides merely staring at one another well into the following […]

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TWO RIVERS, WI—Pastor John O’Brien is still referencing the single koine Greek word he knows into every single sermon he delivers, the congregation at Lakeside Baptist Church confirmed Thursday. According to church members, the pastor references the New Testament Greek word dunamis at least once a sermon, making any kind of tenuous connection from the […]

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WASHINGTON, D.C.—After briefly stumbling over a step located in the West Wing of the White House, President Donald Trump took to Twitter Thursday and unleashed a long-winded rant against the installation in the government office. The rant encompassed several dozen tweets composed over a period of about an hour. “Stupid Step was not where it […]

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OWOSSO, MI—The development team behind popular and versatile accountability program Covenant Eyes rolled out an update Wednesday, introducing a brand new “Extreme mode,” in which users struggling with pornography addiction will have a list of websites visited each day emailed straight to preacher and missionary Paul Washer. “In our field trials, we found that over […]

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ATLANTA, GA—Shortly after being forced to let go three journalists for their involvement in publishing a fake story regarding President Trump’s alleged connection to Russia, media and news network CNN listed a new job opening Wednesday morning for a new head fiction writer. The network is reportedly looking for a seasoned author of thrilling fiction […]

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