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Local Man Generously Donates Positive Thoughts To Those In Need

1/31/2017

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Brought to you by  WESTMINSTER, CA—Stating that he has been feeling deeply convicted of his Christian responsibility to care for orphans, widows, and others in great need, local man Will Cushing recommitted himself to donate 30 or 40 positive thoughts per month to the poor and needy, sources confirmed. “We can’t just sit idly by […]

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January 31, 2017 at 12:53PM from The Babylon Bee via The Babylon Bee http://ift.tt/2kMRlQZ
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Local Man Boldly Engages Mormons At Door By Pretending Not To Be Home

1/31/2017

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FORT WAYNE, IN—Stating he was attempting to defend the faith that was “once for all delivered to the saints,” local believer Jared Wells recently pretended he was not at home as a pair of friendly Mormon missionaries knocked on his door, sources confirmed Tuesday. “We have to engage those who are trapped in man-made, legalistic […]

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January 31, 2017 at 11:18AM from The Babylon Bee via The Babylon Bee http://ift.tt/2kOgL4h
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Man Unsure If Hes Persecuted Because Hes A Christian Or Because Hes A Massive Jerk

1/30/2017

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ATLANTA, GA—After getting into yet another argument on Facebook Monday morning, local believer Hank Richert found himself blocked by several of his friends and family members, but the 32-year-old Christian was still unable to figure out if this new wave of persecution was because of his firm faith in Jesus, or because of the fact […]

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Rescue Workers Extract New Baptist Parents From Avalanche of Casseroles

1/30/2017

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LAKESIDE, CA—A team of rescue specialists from the Lakeside Fire Department confirmed Monday they had managed to extract a Baptist family that had recently welcomed a newborn son into the world from a massive avalanche of casseroles, apparently piled up on their house from tens of thousands of meal train participants over the past several […]

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January 30, 2017 at 02:34PM from The Babylon Bee via The Babylon Bee http://ift.tt/2jnApDS
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Nations Reserves Of Chill Dangerously Low

1/30/2017

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WASHINGTON, D.C.—According to a startling new report issued by the Environmental Protection Agency, the nation’s precious supplies of chill have become dangerously close to being depleted, and may run out entirely before the end of next month. “We basically have no chill,” EPA Director Gina McCarthy told reporters at an emergency press conference. “We’re not […]

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Doctors Discover Strange Baby-Shaped Organ In Womans Womb

1/27/2017

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ATLANTIC CITY, NJ—Local woman Megan Varner had been complaining of abdominal pain, bloating, and nausea for several months, prompting her doctors to examine her abdomen using advanced ultrasound technology. What they found stunned them, and sent shockwaves rippling through the medical community. “The patient had a large, functioning organ that seemed to be rapidly developing […]

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January 27, 2017 at 12:24PM from The Babylon Bee via The Babylon Bee http://ift.tt/2kC0hw1
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Man Visiting Church Website Really Looking Forward To Upcoming 2009 Picnic

1/27/2017

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Scottsdale, AZ—While browsing the internet from his home office Friday morning, local man Robert Miller reportedly became excited upon discovering an announcement under the “Events” section of Discovery Community Church’s website which confirmed an upcoming 2009 church picnic. “Picnic this week, eh?” Miller reportedly said to himself as he leaned back in his computer chair. […]

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January 27, 2017 at 10:48AM from The Babylon Bee via The Babylon Bee http://ift.tt/2kadsTL
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Confused Man Unable To Find Any Mention Of Himself In David And Goliath Narrative

1/26/2017

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BOSTON, MA—Inspired by a recent sermon preached by his pastor, local man Bill Timmons spent most of Thursday afternoon scouring the narrative covering David’s confrontation with Goliath in the book of 1 Samuel, but was somehow unable to find any mention of himself in the story, sources confirmed. “Let’s see, David, Saul, Goliath, Philistines—still nothing […]

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January 26, 2017 at 03:10PM from The Babylon Bee via The Babylon Bee http://ift.tt/2kymFSU
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Xenophobic Christian Triggered By Great Multitude In Revelation 7

1/26/2017

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ROANOKE, VA—While flipping through the book of Revelation Thursday morning, xenophobic believer Ben Hartford was reportedly triggered by the description of the great multitude worshiping the Lamb in Chapter 7 of the prophetic book at the end of the New Testament. “A countless multitude from every nation…” he read aloud, a sense of anxiety building in […]

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January 26, 2017 at 01:14PM from The Babylon Bee via The Babylon Bee http://ift.tt/2kxSL13
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Top 5 Most Hilarious Christian Comedies Of All Time

1/26/2017

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1.) Left Behind: The Movie — A slick, subtle satire on premillennial eschatology, Left Behind is an absolute masterwork of the comedy genre. Kirk Cameron takes on the role of ambitious journalist Cameron “Buck” Williams, and plays it with a pitch-perfect deadpan tone, highlighting the absurdity of the plot and dialogue. Featuring intentionally terrible acting and […]

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