August 30, 2019 at 04:55PM from The Babylon Bee
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U.S..—A new Reuters poll released Friday indicated that 100% of people who are James Comey believe that James Comey did nothing wrong as the director of the FBI.

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August 30, 2019 at 04:40PM from The Babylon Bee
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August 30, 2019 at 03:27PM from The Babylon Bee
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FLORIDA—As yet another hurricane approached the Florida coast this evening, and people still apparently live in Florida for some reason, brave leftist warriors were deployed into the middle of the storm in order to signal the hurricane to go kill their political opponents.

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August 30, 2019 at 12:57PM from The Babylon Bee
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HANOVER, NH—At a New Hampshire campaign stop, presidential candidate Joe Biden claimed he was at Mount Doom 3,000 years ago when Isildur decided to take the Ring instead of destroying it.

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August 30, 2019 at 11:17AM from The Babylon Bee
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August 30, 2019 at 11:12AM from The Babylon Bee
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U.S.—Now that the ten candidates have been finalized for the next Democratic presidential debate, the ground rules for the debate are being decided. One early rule is to ban all use of facts and logic from the debate, as they’ve increasingly been a tool of far-right extremists and have fallen out of favor with the Democrats' progressive base.

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August 30, 2019 at 10:23AM from The Babylon Bee
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U.S.—Millions of Americans have repented of their sinful ways and turned to Jesus after hearing that Democrats are going to be on CNN for seven whole hours talking about climate change next week.

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August 29, 2019 at 04:36PM from The Babylon Bee
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SAN DIEGO, CA—A popular new craft IPA created by Stonemission Point Brewery is actually just a bottle of Pine-Sol, sources at the brewery admitted Thursday.

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August 29, 2019 at 03:28PM from The Babylon Bee
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U.S.—After some confusion was expressed by casual observers of apparent hypocrisy in their denunciation of Dave Chappelle's most recent comedy special, liberals from around the country clarified that they only want black voices to be heard when those voices are saying liberal-approved things.

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August 29, 2019 at 01:34PM from The Babylon Bee
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NEW YORK, NY—After Lawrence O'Donnell admitted to publishing a sensational, world-altering, but also totally fake story about Trump's finances and Russia, MSNBC confessed that it simply makes up all its reports about Trump using the patented Mad Libs system of making up random words and sticking them in blanks in pre-written sentences.

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