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Matt Chandler Asks Drive-Thru Employee 42 Times If Shes Tracking With Him

12/30/2016

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FLOWER MOUND, TX—While picking up dinner for the family Friday, popular pastor and author Matt Chandler asked if the Chick-fil-A drive-thru employee was tracking with him over forty times as he detailed his order, sources confirmed. “We’re gonna have three of the classic chicken sandwiches, are you tracking with me?” Chandler reportedly asked the teenage […]

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December 30, 2016 at 03:14PM from The Babylon Bee via The Babylon Bee http://ift.tt/2igy0ZG
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Supreme Court OKs Death Penalty For Commenting On Articles Without Reading Them

12/30/2016

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WASHINGTON, D.C.—In a landmark decision, the U.S. Supreme Court bench handed down a ruling Friday approving the death penalty for people who comment on articles without reading them. In the highly publicized case, State of Texas v. Wilbur, state authorities had found internet user Edward Wilbur guilty of posting a comment on a story linked on […]

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Beardless Calvinist Outed As Arminian Spy

12/30/2016

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VALLEY PASS, VA—Beard-free pastor Jonathan Greenwood, who claimed to be a staunch Calvinist when he was hired at Valley Reformed Church, was reportedly outed as an Arminian spy Friday after a church member saw a copy of Normal Geisler’s Chosen But Free on his desk. Greenwood was immediately placed on probation pending a full church […]

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Rich Young Ruler Finds Home At Lakewood Church

12/29/2016

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HOUSTON, TX—A rich, young ruler looking for salvation was proud to announce Thursday that he finally found a place to call home at Lakewood Church. Calling the revelation “powerful” and “moving,” the wealthy, powerful lover of money said he knew Lakewood Church was the place for him after his lifestyle was affirmed and praised by lead […]

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War On Christmas Combatants Agree To Uneasy Truce Until Next November

12/29/2016

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U.S.—With the bloodiest days of fighting behind them, the opposing sides in the War on Christmas have agreed to an uneasy ceasefire, set to expire on November 1 of next year, sources near the front lines confirmed Thursday. “We gained a lot of ground, but the enemy still controls vast swaths of territory,” General Pat […]

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Crap Lady At Church Talking To You About Scentsy

12/29/2016

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SANTA FE, NM—While milling about in the church foyer Sunday afternoon, you realized too late that the overly friendly lady chatting you up for fifteen minutes was just building up to talk to you about purchasing her various Scentsy products, sources confirmed. “Crap,” you thought to yourself as she pulled out her smartphone to send you […]

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Dejected John Piper Unable To Find Hyphen Scrabble Tile

12/29/2016

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MINNEAPOLIS, MN—Pastor and author John Piper was reportedly crushed to find himself unable to draw any tiles depicting a hyphen during a recent, intense Scrabble match with his wife Noel, sources confirmed Thursday. A crestfallen Piper was totally unable to score a single word during the duel of words and wits, seeing the match go to […]

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Donald Trump Proposes Harnessing Liberal Tears To Provide Clean Energy

12/28/2016

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NEW YORK, NY—Hot off the business mogul’s election day victory, Donald Trump is already proposing a plan to provide the nation with clean energy throughout all fifty states. The plan reportedly includes as a key component the harnessing of the nation’s abundant supply of liberal tears, the flow of which would be utilized to power […]

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Family In Minivan Breaks World Land Speed Record In Attempt To Get To Church On Time

12/28/2016

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CINCINNATI, OH—Sources have confirmed that the 19-year-old world land speed record was shattered Sunday morning, as local father Gilbert Haskins pushed his family’s 2007 Dodge Caravan to the breaking point, managing to get the sensible minivan up to a top speed of 770 miles per hour as the Haskins family attempted to get to church […]

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8 Practical Ways To Grow Your Church

12/28/2016

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Are you in church leadership? If so, you know as well as anyone how tough business is right now. Gone are the days of triple-digit revenue growth and billion-dollar IPOs. But listen—don’t let the challenging marketplace get you down. Instead, get creative. Here are 8 practical ways to get butts in seats and bottom lines […]

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