November 28, 2019 at 11:18AM from The Babylon Bee
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U.S.—Screenings across the nation of the new film A Beautiful Day In The Neighborhood, starring Tom Hanks in the iconic role of Mister Rogers, were immediately met by large protest groups who took issue with the film's themes of kindness triumphing over cynicism and being a friendly neighbor to all no matter what our differences may be.

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November 27, 2019 at 02:01PM from The Babylon Bee
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SEATTLE, WA—Tech giant Amazon has a new update for their voice-activated smart speaker, the Echo. Users can now integrate the voice of Ben Shapiro—along with Shapiro-based artificial intelligence—to automatically own your liberal relatives at Thanksgiving. 

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November 27, 2019 at 01:08PM from The Babylon Bee
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November 27, 2019 at 12:52PM from The Babylon Bee
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U.S.—Netflix has taken heavy criticism for committing the sin of cultural appropriation of cheesy Hallmark Channel Christmas movies.

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November 27, 2019 at 12:12PM from The Babylon Bee
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U.S.—With so many different cultures melting in the pot, it's hard for Americans to keep track of all the different customs and holidays everyone celebrates.

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November 27, 2019 at 11:50AM from The Babylon Bee
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HEAVEN—According to sources from the afterlife, Beverly Partin, who taught the 3-year-olds at her church for over 50 years, is a "total baller" in heaven.

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November 27, 2019 at 11:32AM from The Babylon Bee
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U.S.—We've all been there: you're sitting around on Thanksgiving eating turkey when your crazy uncle starts ranting about the deep state lizard people. It can really make munching on turkey awkward.

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November 27, 2019 at 11:08AM from The Babylon Bee
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ATLANTA, GA—Chick-fil-A has announced a major change in the production of its delicious chicken sandwiches. The company will now be outsourcing all food production to McDonald's.

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November 26, 2019 at 05:27PM from The Babylon Bee
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U.S.—In honor of Thanksgiving week, the nation's progressives have begun to give thanks that they have so much to be angry and offended about this year.

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November 26, 2019 at 05:01PM from The Babylon Bee
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WASHINGTON, D.C.—President Trump delighted a crowd gathered on the White House lawn as he participated in a beloved annual tradition: the execution of the extremely irritating goose.

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