The Human Rights Campaign is forever on the hunt for companies that aren't gay enough. If they ever show up at your place of business and discover you're inadequately queer, watch out! They'll break your kneecaps!

NEW YORK, NY — A large group of pro-Palestinian protestors gathering in New York City's Rockefeller Square Wednesday night paused briefly to wonder if maybe they were, in fact, the bad guys.

NEW YORK, NY — A large group of pro-Palestinian protestors gathering in New York City's Rockefeller Square Wednesday night paused briefly to wonder if maybe they were, in fact, the bad guys.

GAZA — In an effort to keep up positive relations amid the ongoing violent conflict between Israel and Hamas, President Joe Biden authorized an emergency airdrop to resupply the terrorists with fresh hostages.

ALPHARETTA, GA — As Americans nationwide eagerly await tonight's debate between two men who will not be president after the 2024 election, Fox News announced the Gavin Newsom-Ron DeSantis debate moderated by Sean Hannity will be sponsored by U-Haul.

When you're planning for the future, it's best to know the right places to invest and what you can rely on down the road. Surprising as it may be, depending on the United States federal government has not always gone well! In fact, it turns out that there are plenty of things more secure than Social Security.

DUBLIN — Ireland's Prime Minister Leo Varadkar announced that under the nation's new hate speech laws, asking an immigrant to stop stabbing you will now be considered a hate crime.

GAZA — In an effort to keep up positive relations amid the ongoing violent conflict between Israel and Hamas, President Joe Biden authorized an emergency airdrop to resupply the terrorists with fresh hostages.

ALPHARETTA, GA — As Americans nationwide eagerly await tonight's debate between two men who will not be president after the 2024 election, Fox News announced the Gavin Newsom-Ron DeSantis debate moderated by Sean Hannity will be sponsored by U-Haul.

WASHINGTON, D.C. — The Democratic Party has officially nominated the toppled National Christmas Tree for President of the United States.