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Man Busted Using One Of His Wifes 72 Shampoos

1/31/2020

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January 31, 2020 at 02:15PM from The Babylon Bee
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MARQUETTE, MI–Local man Wesley Muir is in big trouble with his wife. According to reports, around 5 a.m. on Monday, Muir made the costly mistake of using one of his wife’s 72 shampoos.

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Iowa Prepares To Matter

1/31/2020

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January 31, 2020 at 02:06PM from The Babylon Bee
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DES MOINES, IA—In general, Americans couldn't care less what Iowans think, say, or do. However, early in election years, the nation turns its attention to this midwestern state, which is believed to be somewhere near the Mississippi River.

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Boris Johnson Blows Conch Shell England Carried Away By Herd Of Manatees

1/31/2020

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January 31, 2020 at 01:44PM from The Babylon Bee
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U.K.—Brexit day is here and the U.K. is leaving the European Union. Prime Minister Boris Johnson signed the proper documents, toasted a few wine glasses, then stepped out onto the ocean shore. He proceeded to pull out a large conch shell and blow into it, sending a low, warm trumpeting tone across the waves, summoning a massive herd of manatees all strapped to the island and prepared to carry it away to new, uncharted waters.

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Anarchist Hecktopia: The Michael Malice Interview

1/31/2020

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January 31, 2020 at 11:54AM from The Babylon Bee
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Listen to this episode on our podcast page or subscribe using your favorite podcast platform here. 

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The Bee Explains: Coronavirus

1/31/2020

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January 31, 2020 at 11:16AM from The Babylon Bee
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Well, this can't be good: the coronavirus is spreading faster than support for socialism, and it's only slightly less deadly. It's important to take precautions to avoid both the coronavirus and socialism, so we've thrown together this little explainer to help you navigate this frightening potential pandemic. We asked for advice from a lady who sells essential oils at our church and a woman on Facebook who posts about "gut health" a lot, so you can be sure this is incredibly accurate.

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Uh-Oh: Sanders Campaign Texting 'Gulag For You' To People Who Aren't Voting For Bernie

1/31/2020

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January 31, 2020 at 11:15AM from The Babylon Bee
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This could be worrying: the Bernie Sanders campaign has enlisted thousands of volunteers to text people and ask if they're voting for Bernie. This is a common tactic among campaigns with strong grassroots support.

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Millions Drop Dead As Brexit Finalized

1/31/2020

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January 31, 2020 at 11:02AM from The Babylon Bee
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UNITED KINGDOM—As Brexit was finalized today, millions of Britons instantly dropped dead.

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Time To Panic? More Chinese Restaurants Handing Out Fortune Cookies That Just Say 'Death By Coronavirus'

1/31/2020

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January 31, 2020 at 10:46AM from The Babylon Bee
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U.S.—This could be a bad sign: more and more Chinese restaurants in the U.S. are handing out fortune cookies that just read "Death by coronavirus."

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CNN Announces Daily 'Two Minutes Hate' Segment

1/30/2020

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January 30, 2020 at 04:02PM from The Babylon Bee
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ATLANTA, GA—CNN has announced a new "Two Minutes Hate" segment airing every morning.

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Epstein Released From Hell After Announcing He Is Transgender

1/30/2020

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January 30, 2020 at 03:33PM from The Babylon Bee
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HELL—Jeffrey Epstein has been released from hell after coming out as transgender, sources in the afterlife confirmed today.

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