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Church Installs Transporter To Teleport Worship Band Onto Stage During Closing Prayer

4/30/2019

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April 30, 2019 at 03:48PM from The Babylon Bee
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ATLANTA, GA—Discovery Church in Atlanta has come up with an innovative way to get the worship band onto the stage during the pastor's closing prayer: a teleporter.

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Not Good: Mexicans Trying To Cross The US Border Illegally Just Acquired An Ice Dragon

4/30/2019

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April 30, 2019 at 03:17PM from The Babylon Bee
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The illegal immigration problem is about to get a whole lot worse.

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Democrats Call Upon Nation To Unify Against Other Half Of Nation

4/30/2019

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April 30, 2019 at 02:52PM from The Babylon Bee
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U.S.—Leading Democrats made a rousing call for unity in a deeply divided nation last week, pledging to "speak no ill" of any candidate as long as that candidate was a Democrat. "It's time for this country to heal, join hands, and unify against the other half of the country," said Democratic senator Karen Whitfield from New Hampshire. "The only way to end the deep division the nation has faced is to commit yourself to not even questioning or having a single negative thought about anyone who calls themselves a Democrat."

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Update: We Now Have Only 12 Seconds Left Until Climate Change Destroys The Planet

4/30/2019

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April 30, 2019 at 02:28PM from The Babylon Bee
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WORLD—A new update issued by watchdog groups on climate change indicated this afternoon that we only have 12 seconds left until climate change destroys the planet.

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New App Helps You Find Token Friend Of Color

4/30/2019

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April 30, 2019 at 02:01PM from The Babylon Bee
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SUNNYVALE, CA—There's a hot new app in Silicon Valley: Diversafriend. The app allows you to choose from thousands of different friends of color, so you can make racist while assuring people it's OK because you have a non-white friend.

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Dems Promise To Do A Better Job Of Hiding Their Support For Infanticide In The Future

4/30/2019

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April 30, 2019 at 10:49AM from The Babylon Bee
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U.S.—After President Trump once again called attention to Democrats' support for the violent execution of both unborn and newborn babies, Democrats apologized and promised to do a better job of hiding their support for infanticide in the future.

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Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Issue Features First-Ever Baptist Model In Floor-Length Denim Skirt

4/30/2019

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April 30, 2019 at 09:51AM from The Babylon Bee
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NEW YORK, NY—In a controversial move, Sports Illustrated has unveiled photos of its first ever Baptist swimsuit model, pictured in a floor-length denim skirt, modest collared blouse, and no makeup or jewelry whatsoever, other than her purity ring.

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'Mortal Kombat' Introduces Brutal New Fatality Where Your Character Just States An Opposing Viewpoint

4/29/2019

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April 29, 2019 at 02:17PM from The Babylon Bee
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U.S.—In a surprise update to Mortal Kombat 11 released to players on Monday, NetherRealm and Warner Bros. Interactive have introduced a brutal new fatality where your character just states an opposing viewpoint, and the opponent dies instantly.

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Beto Unveils Plan To Replace All Cars With Skateboards By 2030

4/29/2019

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April 29, 2019 at 01:43PM from The Babylon Bee
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U.S.—Presidential candidate Beto O'Rourke has unveiled a $5 trillion plan to fight climate change. Foremost among the major changes the plan would enact is the replacement of all cars in the United States with skateboards.

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Archaeologists Discover Blue Confetti From Jesus's Gender Reveal Party

4/29/2019

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April 29, 2019 at 12:59PM from The Babylon Bee
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NAZARETH—Archaeologists working near the ancient village of Nazareth confirmed Monday they have made a fascinating discovery: the blue confetti from baby Jesus's gender reveal party.

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