COOPERSTOWN, NY—Baseball statisticians reported Friday that America’s workforce has increase productivity by 54% in the roughly 36 hours since the World Series ended, sources confirmed. Analysts measured work achievement above replacement (WAAR) for baseball fans across the country, and found that most employees suffered a dramatic drop in production during the Fall Classic, compared with […]
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