New Bible With Perforated Pages Announced

March 29, 2017 at 12:43PM from The Babylon Bee
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GRAND RAPIDS, MI—Stating the new edition of the Scriptures would allow Christians to remove doctrines, verses, and entire books of the Bible they find unpopular or inconvenient, Zondervan Publishing announced Wednesday a new Bible with micro-perforated, completely removable pages. “Don’t like some of the heavy-handed calls to repentance, whether in the New Testament or Old? […]

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via The Babylon Bee