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Parademic Announces He Will Only Help Those Who Help Themselves

5/24/2018

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May 24, 2018 at 01:16PM from The Babylon Bee
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HOUSTON, TX—Inspired by a recent inspirational Christian quote he saw on Instagram, local paramedic William Yancey announced Thursday that he will only be helping victims who can first help themselves. “Pull yourself up by your bootstraps, and sure, I’ll be glad to help,” Yancey wrote on his Facebook page. “But I’m sick of all these […]

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