LONDON—Mumford and Sons banjo player Winston Marshall had a rude awakening this morning when he found the bloody, decapitated corpse of his banjo at the edge of his bed. While authorities are still attempting to uncover the specifics of the individual or group of individuals who may have committed the atrocious act against Marshall's beloved instrument, Marshall says he believes he knows who is behind the grisly act.
"It was either Antifa or maybe someone from the band," Marshall told reporters. "Both had a huge issue with me liking a book by Andy Ngo and admitting to that publicly." Reporters then asked, "Who the heck is Andy Ngo?"
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