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CARMEL, IN—Charismatic believer Jon Baker received the coveted gift of speaking in tongues upon painfully stubbing his toe in a dark room Friday, sources confirmed. Baker was reportedly trying to retrieve something from his basement without turning any lights on when he nailed his big toe against the corner of a bookshelf. “Shhhadadadaarrrakamaaaa!” he reportedly […]
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via The Babylon Bee