ALBERT LEA, MN — Sources close to local man Payton Martin allege that he used to be a fun, carefree young man who loved getting fun gifts for Christmas — and who was "super sad and disappointed" when he opened a big package under the Christmas tree only to find that it was a pack of socks.
Man Who Used To Be Sad When He Got Socks For Christmas Now Sad When He Doesn't Get Socks For Christmas,
December 25, 2022 at 02:47PM from Babylon Bee, at Babylon Bee
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