MT. VERNON, OH—According to sources in a dark, mysterious land known as the "Midwest," one visitor from California found himself horrified when he left his hotel to go for a walk and found that all the trees were on fire. He began to hyperventilate as he collapsed on the trail in panic and cried out for help.
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Midwesterner Explains To Terrified Californian Visitor That The Autumn Trees Aren’t Actually On Fire,
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