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WASHINGTON, D.C.—Central to the impeachment trial of President Trump is his phone call with Ukrainian president Volodymyr Zelensky. Trump has described it as a “perfect phone call,” and most agree, considering it one of the best phone calls anyone has ever heard. In fact, the estate of Alexander Graham Bell has given the phone call an award in “phone call excellence” and called it “one of the best uses of the device in the history of mankind.”
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