ELKINS, WV—In an attempt to remain consistent with a synergistic theology, an Arminian-owned bridge contractor has constructed a bridge only spanning half of a river, sources confirmed. The bridge opened for public transit Monday, with cars careening off the unfinished end into the murky waters below. “We’ve done most of the work, and now people […]
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