NASHVILLE, TN—The Southern Baptist Convention’s medical research board announced Tuesday it had completed its long-awaited food pyramid to help Baptist church members make healthy selections for their daily nutritional needs. The pyramid contains almost entirely casseroles, sources confirmed. “We recommend at least five servings daily of any cheese or chicken-based casserole,” the Baptist health expert […]
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via The Babylon Bee