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NEW MEXICO—Bernie Sanders, genius extraordinaire, had another mishap while attempting to capture an elusive billionaire. Knowing billionaires can be very fast -- since they can afford helicopters and imported race cars -- Sanders had purchased a rocket from Acme, which he planned to ride to match speed with the billionaire and grab him. Sanders lit the fuse of the rocket as the billionaire raced by, but instead of the rocket careening forward, it simply exploded in Sanders’s face, covering him in black soot and making him look like Justin Trudeau.
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