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HELL—Despite numerous reports that breakfast in hell is inadequate and at least one prominent claim that “they don’t serve breakfast in hell” at all, representatives for the underworld confirmed Thursday that several reviews of the fiery place of judgment’s breakfast found it “above average” and “satisfactory.” One independent report confirmed the claims of the demonic […]
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via The Babylon Bee