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LEWIS CENTER, OH—After ordering lunch at a burger joint Monday, local Calvinist man Carl Edwards headed toward the soda fountain while happily whistling “This is My Father’s World” to himself. But he was stopped in the middle of the fifth verse as he approached the restaurant’s newly installed Coca-Cola Freestyle machine, utterly paralyzed by the […]
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