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JEFFERSON CITY, MO—As guests solemnly stood in line to partake in the sacred Christian tradition of eating the Lord's chicken at a local Chick-fil-A restaurant, the store's manager, Brett Matley, took a few moments to remind them to examine themselves before consuming the moist, delicious food and sucking down a rich Chick-fil-A milkshake.
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