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COOKEVILLE, TN—After being confronted by the leadership team at Maple Street Baptist Church, local church bassist Steve "Jazz Hands" Bronson admitted Friday that he's just played a Journey bassline for every worship song since he began playing bass for the church over eight years ago.
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