SCOTTSBLUFF, KS—With the trade deadline looming, Grace Community Church has reportedly been “aggressively shopping” the Campbells, a “loyal but eccentric” family of ten with a several-year-old 15-passenger van, looking for buyers willing to absorb their membership contract. The church is widely rumored to be looking to beef up its younger, up-and-coming prospects, and doesn’t have […]
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via The Babylon Bee