BOULDER, CO—Sources at Relevant Church confirmed that the church’s big fall festival, complete with candy giveaways and a costume contest, landed on the same day as the secular holiday of Halloween by complete coincidence. “Really? That pagan holiday is today? We weren’t aware,” Pastor Michael said Tuesday evening when questioned about the correlation, as he […]
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