MURFREESBORO, TN—Middle Tennessee Baptist Church was having problems with church members failing to silence their phones on Sunday mornings. But not anymore, thanks to the church’s new, state-of-the-art ejection system installed in every seat throughout the sanctuary. The ejection seats reportedly allow watchful ushers to launch disruptive offenders through the church ceiling, out the roof, […]
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March 13, 2017 at 10:29AM from The Babylon Bee via The Babylon Bee http://ift.tt/2mEfH2u