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LANDEN, OH—According to insiders at Front Street Lutheran Church, church leadership confirmed Monday that the congregation’s old, stale traditional hymns would finally be discarded due to their archaic nature. The “boring” and “rote” liturgical selection of hymns is being replaced with exactly four modern worship songs that will be played in the same order every […]
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