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PITTSBURGH, PA—At Hope Presbyterian Church this past Sunday, local hardcore Reformed man and neo-Calvinist Jake Washer was quietly sitting, enjoying the service when he heard a sound that stirred his heart: the powerful opening notes to "A Mighty Fortress Is Our God" blasting out on the church's pipe organ.
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